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Webby-Dings has created a group chat
Webby-Dings has added LenaDeDone, HowDoesHeDeweyIt, Team_Randy, JWG4President, Violet, Duck_Dad, Moon_Moon, urnewbff, Scrooge_McDuck, and 022
Webbi-Dings has named the group “Family Group chat :)”
Webbi-Dings: hi!!!
urnewbff: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))
Team_Randy: Webs what have have u created
LenaDeDone: lmao this should be good
Scrooge_McDuck: What in dismal downs is this?
Team_Randy: ok but u guys have no idea how painful it was to watch him type that
Team_Randy: he legit stood there for like five minutes typing it out with one finger
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: and I thought he was cool
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: shame on u Uncle
Scrooge_McDuck: I asked a question
Webbi-Dings: I made a family group chat :)
LenaDeDone: y tho
Webbi-Dings: idk just thought it would be nice
LeaDeDone: wait do u have admin rights
Webbi-Dings: ye
LenaDeDone: gimmie
Webbi-Dings has given LenaDeDone admin rights
LenaDeDone has restricted admin rights
Webbi-Dings: gasp
Webbi-Dings: betrayal
LenaDeDone: hehe
LenaDeDone: nothin personal kid
LenaDeDone: who tf is team_randy btw
Webby-Dings: Louie
LenaDeDone: y tho
Team_Randy: Ottoman Empire spilt up and I’m showing my support
Team_Randy: guys Uncle Scrooge is typing again
Team_Randy: it hurts
LenaDeDone: where’s the rest of the squad at
LenaDeDone: shouldn’t Dewey be being obnoxious @ everyone
JWG4PRESIDENT: he’s making sure LP doesn’t crash
LenaDeDone: wow it almost sounds like he’s being responsible
JWG4PRESIDENT: he’s doing a terrible job
LenaDeDone: nvm
LenaDeDone: why isn’t LP talking to us tho :(
LenaDeDone: he was here when Web made the
chat
JWG4PRESIDENT: Oh i don’t know
JWG4PRESIDENT: maybe it’s because he’s flyING THE GOSH DARN PLANE
LenaDeDone: never stopped him before
Scrooge_McDuck: I do not wish to be a part of your youth-full hiking
Webbi-Dings: hiking?
Team_Randy: he says he meant hijinks
LenaDeDone: autocorrect strikes again
DuckDad: nice one uncle $
Webbi-Dings: Uncle Donald!!!
Webbi-Dings: Hi!!!!!!
DuckDad: hi Webby
LenaDeDone: lol y is ur name DuckDad
LenaDeDone: r u my dad
DuckDad: one of the boys changed it a couple yrs back and I jus kept it
DuckDad: where are you guys right now?
JWG4President: I think we’re about an hour away
LenaDeDone: get back soon
LenaDeDone: I’m chillin in Webs room
Team_Randy: why Webs room?
LenaDeDone: Tea time made me get off the kitchen table so she could wash it
DuckDad: you make it sound like you were on the table itself
LenaDeDone: I was bored AF
DuckDad: language
JWG4PRESIDENT: language
LenaDeDone: omg Huey u suck up
LenaDeDone: hold up since when did good ol Duck papa kno how talk like a cool kidTM
DuckDad: I have 3 kids
LenaDeDone: fair
Scrooge_McDuck: get me out of this
DuckDad: no
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: no
Team_Randy: fuck no
Team_Randy: crap I forgot adults were a thing
DuckDad: right lets lay out some ground rules
LenaDeDone: booooooo
Webbi-Dings: ok
DuckDad: 1) no bad language
JWG4PRESIDENT: Lena
Webbi-Dings: Louie
Team_Randy: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
LenaDeDone: mood
DuckDad: 2) you’re here to stay
Team_Randy: Uncle Scrooge
Team_Randy: aw heck he’s typing again
LenaDeDone: this place was lit till the fun police made rules
Webbi-Dings: hey look, lit spelt backwards it till!
Webbi-Dings: *is
Team_Randy: that’s pretty lit
DuckDad: 3) What happens on the groupchat stays in the groupchat
LenaDeDone: excuse me
DuckDad: trust me
DuckDad: we had a family groupchat a couple years back
DuckDad: it was awful
DuckDad: these rules are for your own good
Moon_Moon: ahahaa don’t remind me of that mess XD
DuckDad: it really wasn’t funny
Moon_Moon: it was tho
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: Launchpad says hi
LenaDeDone: wait why is LP flying if Dellas there
Moon_Moon: we have a system
JWG4PRESIDENT: they had an arm wrestle to decide
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: it was intense
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: LP cried
DuckDad: but he won tho
Moon_Moon: no I won
LenaDeDone: but LPs flying the plane
Moon_Moon: I felt bad
022 has left “Family Group chat :)”
LenaDeDone: who tf is O22
Webbi-Dings: Granny
LenaDeDone: lmao y is that her name
DuckDad: language
Webbi-Dings: her account is for her work
urnewbff: noooooo not Mrs B :((
urnewbff: add her back please and thank you :))
Webbi-Dings: Lena has to do it
Webbi-Dings: she’s the only one w/ admin rights
Team_Randy: just to clarify
Team_Randy: does rule 3 mean u can’t get us in trouble for stuff in the chat
DuckDad: depends
Moon_Moon: ye
Moon_Moon: the groupchat is a free battle zone
DuckDad: Dell no
Moon_Moon: Dell yes
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: I’m with mom
DuckDad: no
Moon_Moon: I will do the face
DuckDad: no
Moon_Mom: I’m face timing u I rn
DuckDad: no
DuckDad: fine
Moon_Moon: :)))
Team_Randy: What did u do
Moon_Moon: the faceTM
Team_Randy: wait so like
Team_Randy: u can’t ground me for groupchat stuff
DuckDad: I can give u extra chores for unrelated reasons
Team_Randy: wow
JWG4PRESIDENT: so it’s fair ground
JWG4PRESIDENT: within reason
DuckDad: yes
DuckDad: only because ur mom is a brat with a need to get her own way
Moon_Moon: wOw
LenaDeDone: I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find ur granny’s account??
Webbi-Dings: Oh yea
Webbi-Dings: it’s for work too so it doesn’t appear when u search for it
Webbi-Dings: ill text u the number
LenaDeDone: kk
Webbi-Dings: but u have to delete the text once u saved it to ur contacts
LenaDeDone: why
Webbi-Dings: classified
LenaDeDone: damn
Violet: Why have I been added to this?
DuckDad: you’re family now, there’s no escape
Violet: I doubt my parents would be very happy with me adopting a new family.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: don’t ur parents like never talk to u
DuckDad: WHAT
Violet: They’re very busy, they’re scientists
Moon_Moon: u have been adopted by the Father of the Ducks
Moon_Moon: I can feel it
DuckDad: she is correct
Team_Randy: u gotta call him Dad now or we sue u
Violet: I genuinely cannot tell whether you’re kidding or not.
HowDoesHeDeweyIt: were not
Violet: *we’re
Webbi-Dings: Vi I love u but stop typing with prefect grammar it’s scary
Violet: Grammar is incredibly important
LenaDeDone has added 022 to the group
LenaDeDone has restricted the ability to leave
LenaDeDone: take that Fish n Chips
022: Webbigail VanderQuack you know perfectly well that my account is strictly for work purposes.
Team_Randy: I could hear that text
Webbi-Dings: please stay??
LenaDeDone: she legit can’t leave
LenaDeDone: I restricted leaving
LenaDeDone: u can’t leave unless I kick u
022: Why on earth is Lena the one with admin rights?
Webbi-Dings: I was betrayed
022: Excuse me?
JWG4PRESIDENT: Lena asked for admin rights and the restricted Webbys
LenaDeDone: #worthit
Scrooge_McDuck: if I’m stuck here so are you 22
022: Do not expect me to participate in any conversation.
urnewbff: hi Mrs B!!!! :))
urnewbff: talk to us!!! :)))
022: Hello Launchpad
022: Must you insist on having a smiley face in every text?
urnewbff: yes :))))
DuckDad: LAUNCHPAD I THOUGHT U WERE FKHING THE PLANE
DuckDad: *FLYING
urnewbff: it’s fine Dewey’s got it covered :))))
DuckDad: WHAT
Moon_Moon: Chill he’s fine
DuckDad: NO HES NOT
LenaDeDone: This chat is so valid