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Dwight Schrute
-Super rude
-Quickly picks up that you kinda suck at sales
-Refuses to help you because true salesmen are GIFTED not TAUGHT
-You slowly bond over your love for battlestar galactica
Michael Scott
-‘Oh, hello. I thought we hired an accountant, not Eva Longoria’s long lost TWIN’
-You look NOTHING like Eva Longoria but it’s okay because of the way he looks at you when he says it
-‘We have the same birthday you know’
-‘Hey, do you have a picture of your mom? I bet she’s a total babe’
Jim Halpert
-Just smirks at you
-He keeps glancing at your desk next to his
-Every time he looks you get all tingly but you pretend like you don’t know he’s watching
-Offers to buy you a bag of chips
Ryan Howard
-Kinda awkward but also kinda smooth
-A lil cocky but in a cutesie way
-Flexes his business skills to try and impress you
-You quickly find out his nickname is ‘fire guy’ but he lets you call him it because you’re cute
Toby Flenderson
-SO SWEET AND SHY
-Only person to go out of their way to be nice to you (except maybe Pam because she’s, y’know, an angel)
-‘h-hey.. if you need anything, let me know. i’ll be... here if you want to talk or.. something’
-He stares at the floor when he talks to you and you can tell he’s nervous as heck
Gabe Lewis
-Super painfully awkward
-Tries to show how powerful he is in the office
-Fails
-Goes and pouts somewhere but you don’t mind because at least he tried to impress you
Andy Bernard
-Desperately tries to open every door for you
-‘Hey, what college did you go to?’
-Talks about Cornell pretty much the entire time
-You just pay attention to the way his eyes light up because he loves it so much
-Immediately tries to woo you shamelessly