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Part 10 of Tales of the Resistance
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2019-06-04
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2019-08-31
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Infernal Tower

Summary:

The final quiz of the trilogy, for my mid-story break (which will be temporary). Do you know enough about the pre-Malebolge part of Finn's Inferno?

Notes:

I might do another part when I get VERY close to the end, for winners. And here's no Big Rigs, it's possible to not be winner.

Oh, and if you do the quiz, a surprise awaits you. Even if you fail.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Your attention, please, the worthless Resistance managed to destroy my Enforcers and is currently in the Malebolge. But my most powerful minions are there and I believe I don't have to fight for now. Of course, if they step on Cocytus, I shall smite them all!

You, stranger, say that you watched their struggle against the Underworld, right? I believe you had a hell of a time watching them trying to stop the demons. I assure you, they are being put through Hell!

Hmmm... only one mere mortal managed to walk through the entire Underworld. And I was not in charge. Let's see if you are the next Dante Aligheri or the next guy forced to watch Sonichu. Everyone, clap for the next victim, I mean... player! And your all-powerful host, Ganondorf Dragmire!

GAME STARTS IN 3... 2... 1...

GO!

1. What's the name of the Capital of the Underworld?
A. Ganonia
B. Suffer Sity
C. Dis

2. How many heads does Cerberus have?
A. Three
B. Two
C. One

3. How many are the Enforcers?
A. Five
B. Three
C. Seven

4. Which group of sinners are punished in a higher layer?
A. Cheating Couples
B. The self-righteous
C. The suiciders

5. Who killed the Cyberdemon with his bare hands?
A. Rey
B. Finn
C. The Doom Slayer

Breathe, visitor. Those were the easy, three-point questions. Now the tougher, four-point questions shall punish you for your insolence, worthless human!

6. What was the name of the mad scientist who almost took over Coruscant?
A. Dr. Caco
B. Dr. Jenna Silverblade
C. Dr. Neo Cortex

7. Whom did the Resistance encounter LAST?
A. Rose Tico
B. PB-0000
C. The Doom Slayer

8. Who needs sex to live?
A. Lilith
B. The Spider Mastermind
C. The Cyberdemon

9. Which Resistance scumbag is a healer?
A. Rey
B. Selena
C. Anna

10. Who doesn't fight the Spider Mastermind?
A. Pan Hancock
B. The Doom Slayer
C. Snap Wexley

Good, good. Now, behold... the almighty questions of 5 points. Suffer, mortals!

11. In which layer have the Resistance members to fight themselves?
A. Fifth
B. First
C. Seventh

12. Who kills the Rowdy Rancor?
A. Lyra Calrissian
B. Wedge Antilles
C. Temiri Blagg

13. The Hell Knight can evolve to...
A. An Imp
B. A Baron of Hell
C. A Praetorian

14. Who gets killed in a duel with me?
A. Kare' Kun
B. Link
C. Suralinda Javos

15. Who is killed by Pan Hancock?
A. Kevin Shaw
B. Count Graduon
C. The Golden Queen

Aaaand the results are in!

Notes:

Base to gain access to the next round: 35

The Prince is the announcer.

0 - 12: You were not worthy of descending here. You shall be forced to watch the movie I made, based on Sonichu!

13-25: You still need practice, stranger. Since you don't know my kingdom well, why not just spend some quality time in a pot of tar? It will help you know us better!

26-35: Hmmm... too wise for a punishment, not wise enough for victory. Very well, I will just blow you away from Hell. You get no harm or glory.

36-45: Hmmm... worthy of the next round. You have nearly the experience of Virgil. But I believe you will find the next part tough!

45-60: What? Either the counter is broken, or you are the new Dante Aligheri! I am actually impressed. See you next time, winner!