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haknyeon created a group chat.
haknyeon added eric, chanhee, hyunjoon, and hyunjae.
haknyeon: hi !!
eric: uhhh
hyunjae named the group chat 'owo what's this'.
haknyeon: ew i didnt mean to add u
hyunjae: feeling the love
chanhee: HI
hyunjoon: whats this
hyunjoon: whos eric
eric: me
chanhee: um
haknyeon: eric is the new kid
haknyeon: he's a sophomore n i wanted to introduce him to people pls be nice
hyunjoon: oh the new kid
hyunjoon: isnt he ur boyfriends new roommate
haknyeon: SUNWOO IS NOT MY BOYIFRIENDF
chanhee: sounds fake but go off
haknyeon: .
hyunjoon: lol hi im a sophomore too i think we have chem together
eric: oh really?
eric: who are you?
hyunjoon: black hair, earrings & i sit in the back
eric: OH you're the emo one
hyunjae: LMFAOSKDSKKS
chanhee: I LOVE THIS KID
hyunjae set hyunjoon's name to emo.
emo: i
emo: ok
chanhee: i'm chanhee n i'm a senior
haknyeon: and u already know me
eric: yes yes
eric: whos hyunjae
haknyeon: i added him by accident omg he graduated last year
emo: nice job adding a senior citizen hak
chanhee: old hag
hyunjae: we-
hyunjae: ok u know what
hyunjae added sangyeon, jacob, younghoon, and juyeon.
chanhee: the fuck is this now an elderly home?
sangyeon: choi chanhee watch yourself
chanhee: im sorry daddy
sangyeon: SHUT UPP
juyeon changed the group chat name to 'daddy'.
jacob: ?
juyeon: wait i meant to set that as sangyeons name
juyeon: how do you do that
haknyeon: oh my god
younghoon: why is he allowed to own a phone
hyunjae set sangyeon's name to 'daddy'.
juyeon: thanks bro
daddy: i hate you both
chanhee: literally how the fuck did you make it to senior year juyeon
juyeon: i copied off of you and kevin for 4 years straight
chanhee: of course you did
chanhee set juyeon's name to 'dumbass'.
haknyeon: this was supposed to be a SMALL chat for ppl in school so eric could make a few friends im
eric: it's fine i dont mind
eric: the more the merrier right ?
emo: you're gonna regret saying that lmao
chanhee added changmin, kevin, and sunwoo.
haknyeon: i can never have nice things
chanhee: relax it was bound to happen
kevin: why cant i be left alone for 2 seconds
jacob: kevin :D
kevin: oh hi jacob :)
hyunjae: lmao gay
daddy: hyunjae you're literally gay
hyunjae: ok and ?
changmin: what is this
chanhee: a group chat idiot
changmin: you know what thats your third strike today im locking you out of the dorm tonight
changmin: have fun sleeping on the bench xoxo
chanhee: why are u acting like ur not gonna be @ younghoons place sinning all night
changmin: i meannnn
younghoon: :)
haknyeon: can you guys stop being gay for 2 seconds we have a new kid
eric: ,,,
sunwoo: im literally in the same room as him rn theres no point in me being here
sunwoo left the chat.
haknyeon added sunwoo.
haknyeon: no
sunwoo left the chat.
haknyeon added sunwoo.
haknyeon: stay:(
haknyeon: please:((
sunwoo: fine
daddy: is this what the kids call
daddy: whipped?
emo: daddy's catching on
daddy: STOP
sunwoo: i hate you guys so much
younghoon: slow down there edgelord thats hyunjoons line
jacob: hi eric :D im jacob! nice to meet you
eric: u-uwu
younghoon: jacobs impact
kevin set jacob's name to 'angel'.
emo: i was gonna say smth sarcastic abt how ur whipped and gay but we all are for jacob
chanhee: did you lie
daddy: the newest addition to the family
daddy: im lee sangyeon i graduated 2 years ago w jacob & im the unofficial father
sunwoo: 'daddy'
daddy: dont.
changmin: im chanhee's roommate hiii
changmin: im a senior and im the leader of the dance team and juyeons the co leader
changmin: theres no open spots at the moment but you can always stop by if youre interested
dumbass: yeah hi
eric: dancing is fun ! i will for sure
chanhee: !!! im in choir come stop by if you're interested in singing
sunwoo: no one asked
emo: no one cares
haknyeon: not everything is about you chanhee
chanhee: I LITERALLY BREATHED
chanhee: @daddy THE LITTLE ONES ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN
younghoon: lmaoooo
daddy: im sleeping.
hyunjae: LMFSAKFNNSKFJK
eric: fksjfkdjk its ok @chanhee i'll be sure to check it out
chanhee: omg i love him already
sunwoo: no one cares
chanhee: LEAVE ME ALONE
haknyeon: can everyone else just introduce themselves i already regret making this chat
kevin: im kevin im a senior and i like music
hyunjae: and jacob
angel: ?
kevin: hyunjae.
younghoon: ok anyways onto the important stuff
younghoon: im younghoon i graduated last year uhhhh im dating changmin and i like breast
younghoon: BREAD. I LIKE BREAD.
hyunjae: BREAST WHATEHGH
changmin: LMAO WHAT
sunwoo: is there something you would like to confess
younghoon: ,,,,
chanhee: fuck outta here het
kevin: whats a het
dumbass: im a het
chanhee: blocked
dumbass: wow ok
emo: it rlly be like that
eric: i think im gonna like you guys a lot
eric: sunwoo just told me to take that back
emo: yea listen to sunwoo
haknyeon: its late so !! goodnight gays
haknyeon: plus juyeon ig
dumbass: thank you for being inclusive
sunwoo: @haknyeon you say goodnight but ur gonna text me @ 3am to tell me about your theory that we evolved from BEAVERS and proceed to show up in front of my dorm 3 hours later to talk to me about pigs when im supposed to be getting ready for class
haknyeon: ok but u still listen to me
angel: you guys are adorable!!!
hyunjae: cant say im shocked
kevin: they probably find that romantic wtf
eric: hes blushing
sunwoo: i am not
sunwoo: goodnight .