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> @The 12th One just appeared. Equivalency…?
asshole : ?????
The 12th One : hi
asshole : winry is this ur gf??
stop changing my name : no she still hasn't gotten a discord. no idea who this is.
asshole
:
asshole : HEY @The 12th One WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???
The 12th One : ling yao
asshole : who
The 12h One
: aw you don’t remember??? you bought me lunch today i thought we had smthn 
asshole
:
tf r u doing here hello??
asshole : also wtf why do you have custom emojis edited to look like you???
The 12th One : your brother invited me lol. also i gotta milk my nitro somehow.
asshole : AL??
asshole : HEY AL. WTF.
asshole : AL GET TF ONLINE OR IM GOING TO BEAT UR ASS
asshole : @current braincell holder @current braincell holder @current braincell holder
current braincell holder : bro im literally 2 feet away from u why r u @ing me
asshole : online problems require online solutions. anyways ur not much better it's not like u responded irl.
The 12th One : really living up to your nickname lol
asshole : could you shut up pls?
asshole : if ur just going to bully me about my nickname i'll change it damn
fullmetal : also you have literally no room to talk what does ur username even MEAN
current braincell holder : i didn't respond irl bc u wouldn't've listened. if u want to know why i invited ling talk to me like a normal person. or dm me.
The 12th One : didn't i tell you? im the 12th prince of xing
fullmetal : that's really dumb wow
fullmetal : also al i hate you
The 12th One : alright ill admit it isn't great but it's funny in the family gc. no one talks in it bc we all hate each other but its funny there i swear
ling : anyways ill just make it my name bc you seem to forget it
stop changing my name : ooh okay its just ling
stop changing my name : as long as you don't break ed’s automail again idc if ur in here
ling : no promises! :3c
stop changing my name : close enough
winry : also since it seems like this server will be more than just the resembool squad from now on ive finally gotten rid of the nickname. you two still aren't allowed to change it tho.
fullmetal : wow ok normie
fullmetal : also why the fuck am i the only one freaking out about the weird ass prince joining hello?? we JUST met him today and he attacked me.
fullmetal : OH AND ALSO HE’S LOOKING FOR THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE LIKE HELLO???
current braincell holder : i just think he's neat
fullmetal : you do not deserve that nickname.
ling
: thanks alphonse
ling : anyways im going to invite my bodyguard now
fullmetal : oh of course you are
fullmetal : whatever. if the server’s goin out it might as well go out with a bang
> Boo! @lan fan just joined. Spooky!
ling
: lan fan!
lan fan : don't expect me to talk in here much, ling just likes to invite me into every single server he's in
ling : you should talk i like you :(
lan fan : just @ me if you need me
ling
: …
fine
fullmetal : well that was underwhelming
fullmetal : is she ur gf or smthn
ling : LOL
ling : no way im gay af
ling : also they're a lesbian
ling : we were just like… afab (assigned friends at birth) by the clan
fullmetal : oh shit sry abt the pronouns
ling : OH no it's fine she prefers a mix of she n they, in xingese she uses a neopronoun w/ the feminine one and so it translated fairly nicely.
ling : if they had their way she’d have you flip a coin every time you used a pronoun for them
lan fan : unfortunately that's not how language works
lan fan : yet
fullmetal : that's not ominous at all
winry : lan fan if it turned out you were cishet i would've cried
lan fan : i think i would too.
current braincell holder : knew this was a good idea. my gaydar is impeccable today.
current braincell holder : al: one ed: zero
fullmetal : shut up
fullmetal : anyways. ling, you may be an idiot asshole and i may hate you, but at least you aren't straight.
ling
:
fullmetal : oh my god you're unbearable.
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-August 18th, 1914 at 9:13 AM-
winry:
guess who got a discord acct!!
fullmetal: ??? ur using ur discord rn
winry: paninya. it’s paninya. dumbass
fullmetal: oh
> @the slap of my asscheeks came to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and they're all outta bubblegum.
fullmetal: excuse me what the FUCK is that username
the slap of my asscheeks: what discord gets for letting me put whatever the fuck i wanted there lol. also a good way to make the entry message better
the slap of my asscheeks: idk might change it now that that's over tho
fullmetal: you should change it to uhhhh frying pan
the slap of my asscheeks: nvm it's staying that's literally the worst idea i've heard
the slap of my asscheeks: sounds like a “im pan which means im attracted to pans” joke in username form
fullmetal: rude
fullmetal: that doesn't even make sense it's nothing like that
fullmetal: well. since ur new to discord you may not know this
fullmetal: but as an owner of this server i can change your nickname in here to whatever the fuck i want
frying pan: is that rly a feature or are you fucking w me
frying pan: oh fuck you
winry: ed stop bullying my girlfriend
frying pan: yeah stop
fullmetal: :/ no
fullmetal: anyways gm
ling : morning! 
fullmetal: nvm gn
ling: what did i ever do to hurt you
fullmetal: attack me???
current braincell holder: a lot of people attack you ed, doesn't rly make him special.
ling: yeah my charm and good looks do that for me
fullmetal: no one here appreciates me
current braincell holder : 
current braincell holder: anyways. our train’s coming soon we should probably get off discord and Move.
fullmetal: mmhshksdmhmdsh fine.
frying pan: bye nerds
frying pan: also bye winry 
winry: bye!!! i’ll be back soon i promise… love u.
ling: 
ling: central time
fullmetal: how the fuck did you get a ticket you couldn’t even buy lunch yesterday
ling: who said i need a ticket?
fullmetal: …
fullmetal: you do realize i have the authority to arrest you right
ling: so you’re a pig now? huh? oink oink
fullmetal: shut UP i’m just SAYING. i’m not actually going to arrest anyone for sneaking on a train i’m just saying its a bad idea.
ling: i say trains should be free
fullmetal: aren’t you a prince. aren’t you trying to be the emperor of xing. literally shut up
ling : 
current braincell holder: ed get the FUCK off ur going to run into a wall if u keep this up. also ling i know you’re following us so maybe you should also get off ur phone before you fall off a roof.
fullmetal: u say that as if you haven’t been trying to steal my phone for the last 5 minutes but Fine. i’ll get Off.
ling: alphonse i’ll have you know that my skills in roof hopping are amazing even when im using my phone.
current braincell holder: OFF
ling : 
@Winry, @Edward
-August 18th, 1914 at 2:35-
Edward: ...you were going to the huges’s right?
Winry: oh yeah. i know already.
Edward: u need directions to the hotel?
Winry: yeah, ill b with gracia and elicia for a bit b4 heading over.
Edward: ??? didn't they leave with maes too?
Winry: wym im with them rn
Winry: wait what do you think happened to maes
Winry: ed???
Edward: update: roy mustang is a horrible fucking person. god.
Winry: what happened??
Edward: well! remember when i was being all confusing? thats bc he told me n al that hughes fucjing retired abd movrf to the fucking countryside w his family as if we wouldn't ever igure out thr trught. im SO fucking mad.
Winry: hey quick question what the fuck??? what the fuck was he thinking?? does he think ur four years old?? actually no. scratch that. elicia went to the fucking funeral does he think ur a fucking infant??? what the fuck!!
Edward: YEAH. god im. this is too much. we’ll meet u at their house ok?
Winry: is al alright?
Edward: relatively
Winry: ill take that. see u
Notes:
sorry to end it on a sad note but that's fma baybee!!
also im not going to do any fancy heart emojis in this bc getting the emojis is hard. i amn a tired kid.
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