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[Notorious B.I.G.] first opened its eyes to the sight of a skull.
At least, it thought it was a skull. It later realized that it was looking at a skull-like face. It wore a big black hat, wore a long black coat, and its body was as white as snow. It would later learn that the thing in front of it was called [Black Sabbath], and that the thing was a stand. It later learned that it too, was a stand, and that the big guy it was attached to was called Carne. [Notorious B.I.G.] learned even later that it shared its name with a dead guy who was something called a rapper. It didn't know why they shared a name. It certainly wasn't named for the dead guy, as [Notorious B.I.G.] knew its name from the moment it first opened its eyes. Carne wasn't even that big of a fan of the dead guy. Perhaps whatever omnipotent being that had decided it's name was a music fan. Or perhaps it was a prophecy.
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[Notorious B.I.G.] had known since that day Carne stubbed his toe on his way out of that big building(which it would later know was called a prison) that it would appear physically when Carne was hurt. When Carne wasn't hurt, [Notorious B.I.G.] could not appear, and could only see what Carne saw. When Carne was hurt, it became its own being. It could move away from Carne, it could see Carne himself. But most of all, it could see its targets. The world became much more dull when it was its own being. Everything was a muted gray. But then it would see colors, beautiful colors, moving everywhere. It knew, deep in its soul, that it wanted to touch the brightest and fastest colors. It always caught the fastest colors. Except when Carne was the fastest color, then it would go after the second fastest. [Notorious B.I.G.] noticed that it would become stronger when Carne hurt more. It enjoyed catching the bright and fast colors.
Then, one day, Carne was hurt too much.
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They were at a place called an airport, and were moving towards a thing called an airplane. There were people next to the airplane, and one of them was shouting at Carne. He was raising something towards Carne, and was threatening to hurt him. That was good. If the guy hurt Carne, [Notorious B.I.G.] could come out, and it would be able to chase the fast and bright colors. Carne's leg got hurt, and it was able to appear. Another one of the people shouted that Carne was a stand user. Of course he was, [Notorious B.I.G.] couldn't exist if he wasn't. A bunch of fast bright colors moved towards them, but before [Notorious B.I.G.] could go and catch them, Carne got hurt more and more, his face most of all. Then, [Notorious B.I.G.] felt something different. It felt like something broke, an important piece of itself. [Notorious B.I.G.] realized that it couldn't feel Carne anymore. As Carne's body hit the ground, [Notorious B.I.G.] retreated, waiting inside Carne's body. A man in a suit with ladybugs on it came up to them and placed a hand on Carne's chest. [Notorious B.I.G.] decided to crawl up the ladybug guys arm and sit there. [Notorious B.I.G.] was smart. It knew when to go after the colors, and when it was best to wait. They were in an open space now, but moving into a closed space, like a plane, made it much easier to catch the colors.
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[Notorious B.I.G.] had caught many colors before it was launched out of the plane.
It had first played a trick on the ladybug guy. [Notorious B.I.G.] takes one of ladybug guys pens and writes stuff on the walls. Then, when it is found, it gets to work. It chased so many colors and caught many of them. It almost caught the girl before ladybug guy becomes the brightest color. This was a trick, a dirty, yet clever, trick. [Notorious B.I.G.] soon found itself falling through the sky. But now the plane was the brightest and fastest color. It went after the plane. [Notorious B.I.G.] wasn't sure how, but it was flying, just like a bird. It soon caught up and went inside to find the girl alone. At times, she became the brightest color, so it chased her. Then, a chair became faster. It wanted to keep going after the girl, but it had to go after the brightest color. The only exception was Carne, and he wasn't moving anymore. Then stuff started getting rubbery. It wasn't used to not being able to eat things. It got hurt when it was shot back against another chair. It cornered the girl in a closet, but there was another, more brighter color. [Notorious B.I.G.] tried to catch it, but it kept bouncing. It felt the pole enter its eye. It wanted to stop it, to attack it and eat it up. But the pole wasn't the brightest color. [Notorious B.I.G.] was ripped to pieces by the girl and her stand. It was reduced to a speck of itself. But as a speck, it could get to one of the brightest colors on the plane, the engines. It was eating the engines when the girl became brighter. [Notorious B.I.G.] reached for her, but the door became bouncy. It heard a loud "WANNABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and suddenly it was falling. The girl and other people were falling too, but they were not falling as fast as the plane. The plane then blew up, but a piece of itself was launched by the explosion onto the tall guy's hair. It was ready to catch the tall guy, but then the black and white guy became bright, so it went after him. And then the black and white guy's arm popped off, and [Notorious B.I.G.] fell in the ocean, and then a bunch of colors were all around it. There were so many colors, all bright and fast. So [Notorious B.I.G.] did what it did best, it chased the brightest color. Sometimes a boat would become the brightest color, and it would catch the boat. Eventually, boats stopped coming nearby.
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Many years passed. At least, [Notorious B.I.G.] thought they were years. It hadn't had much consideration for time even back when it was with Carne. Not much happened. The occasional boat became the fastest color. [Notorious B.I.G.] only caught new boats. If it didn't catch a boat, it usually never saw it again. Except for the boat with the 'SWF' on its side. It never became the brightest color, so it was never caught. The people on the boat often pointed odd machines at [Notorious B.I.G.], and it wanted to go see why, but it was never the brightest color, so it could not go towards it. Then one day, everything became bright. Everything from the boats, to the water, to the clouds became bright. The water usually remained the brightest, but occasionally an extremely bright color would speed across the sky. [Notorious B.I.G.] wanted to catch the brightest of bright lights, but it always left before [Notorious B.I.G.] could catch it, and something else would catch its attention. The colors became so bright that soon everything was gone. No water, no boats, no clouds. There were fish, but they couldn't swim without water. They seemed fine though, floating around in nothingness. [Notorious B.I.G.] tried to catch a few, but it was hard to move when there wasn't even air. Even the really far away bright colors, the ones that moved so fast but were too far away to even consider catching, started going away. Then, a really bright light appeared, not bright because of its movement, but because it was bright. It became so bright that it was all [Notorious B.I.G.] could see. Then, it was back in the water with the bright colors. So it went back to catching the colors. Everything started moving fast again, but then the really bright light appeared, and [Notorious B.I.G.] was back in the water again. After that, nothing interesting happened. And [Notorious B.I.G.] continued on its merry way.