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*Non Non Dayo creates a new group chat*

*Non Non Dayo renames the group chat to ReLive Group Chat*

*Non Non Dayo adds: Mr White, Home Run and 6 other people*

DoneTM: Umm Karen?

Non Non Dayo: Yes Jun Jun?

DoneTM: Why did you make a new group chat?

The Devil: You can't run from your sins Karen han

*The Devil sends a photo*

*The Devil's advocate deletes a photo*

The Devil: Futaba-haaan

The Devil's advocate: Let Karen speak first Kaoruko

The Devil: And if I don't?

Mr white: *sends three knife emoji*

Bananice: Now now there's no need for violence

Bananice: especially on a new group chat?

TendouMaya: Yes why are we on a new one again?

C'est moi la star: Karen?

Home Run: @Non Non Dayo

Non Non Dayo: Ahhh sorry I was texting someone

DoneTM: ?

Non Non Dayo: Remember when Maya chan went missing? And only Kuro chan knew?

TendouMaya: Of course, you still didn't explain how you found out ma Claudine

The Devil: because you two are married

C'est moi la star: Is there a point to this?

The Devil: Not denying the married part Kuro Han?

C'est moi la star: Shut up she devil

Non Non Dayo: Well I thought to myself, we didn't know because we were on the stage. But maybe the other schools would've known because they're not on the stage because they could be the audience!

Non Non Dayo: Maybe if all the schools were connected someone could tell if someone was missing from a school!

DoneTM: So you're saying that you made a new group chat for all of us to talk and connect?

Non Non Dayo: Yep! Pretty smart huh?

Home Run: Yep! That's a really good idea Karen!

Non Non Dayo: hehe thanks Mahiru chan

Bananice: I think it's a great idea, I haven't talked to Shizuha in a while

The Devil's advocate: Mmm I feel you

The Devil's advocate: Hey Kaoruko it would be nice to talk to Lalafin and Tsukasa again wouldn't it?

The Devil: Of course, I wouldn't mind sparing a few words for my fans

The Devil's advocate: Tomoe san as well?

The Devil: I

The Devil: Well-

The Devil: As long as that naive guard dog of hers doesn't get all angry again then sure

Non Non Dayo: Hey don't be mean about Rui chan!

The Devil's advocate: Rui chan?

Home Run: Karen chan do you know the girl from rinmiekan?

Non Non Dayo: Nope! But Ichie chan talks about her friends a lot

Non Non Dayo: I even think Rui chan and Tamao chan's relationship is similar to Futaba Chan and Kaoruko chan's relationship

The Devil's advocate: EH?

The Devil: The nerve! What me and Futaba Han have is special and can't be so pathetically copied by them!

Non Non Dayo: sorry sorry, I just think it's nice how loyal the two different friendships are

The Devil: How dare you Karen han! We aren't friends!

The Devil: Me and Futaba Han are married!

The Devil's advocate: If we're married I want a divorce

The Devil: Futaba Han!?

C'est moi la star: I don't know these Rinmiekan girls well but I think the two girls from Frontier have a similar relationship like Kaoruko and Futaba

The Devil's advocate: I told you before Kuro, Aruru is a different handful to Kaoruko

The Devil's advocate: Aruru can and probably will go everywhere without a thought

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko won't go anywhere unless someone gives her a good enough reason, even then it's hard to make her get up

C'est moi la star: Ahh I see

Bananice: hehe I think we will all probably see the differences between the girls when we all talk to each other

DoneTM: Speaking of which, me and Tendou san realised something

C'est moi la star: that explains why you two were so quiet

TendouMaya: there's 24 girls between all the schools

Mr white: ...

Mr white: that's a lot

Bananice: oh wow

Bananice: that's a lot of new friends huh?

Home Run: Can the group chat even handle 24 people?

Non Non Dayo: Yep! The max is 25

Non Non Dayo: So we can even invite Elle if we wanted to

C'est moi la star: The girl from the stage?

Non Non Dayo: Yep!

The Devil: Hmph better her than that garbage mole

DoneTM: The point that tendou san was trying to make is that to have all 24 girls in a group chat would be chaotic

DoneTM: I could barely keep things sane in the other group chat and it was only 9 of us

The Devil: Technically it's 8 because Karen han and Hikari Han share the same braincell

DoneTM: The chaos you do makes up for the lack of brain cell

The Devil: awww that might be the nicest thing you said to me in a group chat Junna han

Non Non Dayo: awww so is it a bad idea?

DoneTM: Not necessarily, it has its merits but it's something that can't be rushed or sudden

Non Non Dayo: Oh uhhhhh

DoneTM: It can get out of hand really quickly

DoneTM: ...

DoneTM: What did you do Karen?

Non Non Dayo: Nothing!

Home run: Karen chan...

Non Non Dayo: I swear I didn't do anything!

Mr white: I believe you Karen

C'est moi la star: of course you do

Bananice: Karen chan did you already give links out to other girls from other schools?

Non Non Dayo: of course not banana chan

Bananice: Then why is Fumi chan asking me if the link to a group chat Ichie chan sent her is real?

Non Non Dayo: Ahhhhh

DoneTM: Karen...

Non Non Dayo: wahhh I'm sorry jun jun

Non Non Dayo: I didn't realise it could be a big problem

Non Non Dayo: Everyone was so excited as well and I was excited and so was Ichie chan so I just sent the link!

Home run: I'm sure you didn't mean to do any harm

DoneTM: this is going to get very chaotic very quickly

TendouMaya: what's done is done, daiba san tell your friend that it's okay and that they can join the group chat now

TendouMaya: whatever happens now we can handle it

TendouMaya: we are stage girls after all

TendouMaya: besides it's good to learn from our respective peers

TendouMaya: I won't lie when I say I'm looking forward to what sort of people and skills we would encounter

C'est moi la star: Tendou Maya!

TendouMaya: ?

C'est moi la star: I will not lose to you when learning from these encounters

TendouMaya: I welcome the challenge ma Claudine

The Devil: can someone change the topic so that these girls won't have the old married couple flirting as the first thing they see

C'est moi la star: WE WERE NOT FLIRTING

The Devil: CHANGE THE TOPIC

TendouMaya: Were we not?

The Devil: CHANGE

Mr white: the weather

C'est moi la star: what?

Mr white: the weather is nice today

The Devil: yes

The Devil: the weather is really nice today

The Devil: thank you for changing the topic Hikari han

The Devil: You might have a brain cell after all

Mr white: ….

Mr white: but I like sharing with karen

*Ichie has joined the groupchat*

Ichie: OwO what's this?

Non Non Dayo: ICHIE!

Ichie: KAREN!

The Devil: Oh my god there's two of them

C'est moi la star: how can you tell? she just said two things?

DoneTM: I can't believe I'm saying this

DoneTM: but Kaoruko is right

DoneTM: the first message alone emits something similar to Karen's chaos

*The Devil pins a message*

*The Devil's advocate unpins a message*

The Devil: Futaba hann

The Devil's advocate: If you want it so badly then take a screenshot like everyone else

Ichie: hehe you guys are fun

Non Non Dayo: is anyone else coming?

*Fumi has joined the group chat*

Ichie: FUMIIIII

Fumi: I'm so sorry if Ichie done anything stupid whilst I was gone

Ichie: wahhh so mean

Ichie: you're giving me a bad impression to all our new friends!

Fumi: to be frank, I have no idea who anyone is

Non Non Dayo: Fumi chan! It's me karen

Ichie: really? I thought it was easy to tell the difference

Fumi: Ahh, hello again karen

Bananice: Fumi chan does have a point

DoneTM: Yes we should probably change our names back so that we won't confuse the other girls

*DoneTM changed to Junna*

*Non Non Dayo changed to Karen*

*Bananice changed to Nana*

*The Devil's advocate changed to Futaba*

*C'est moi la star changed to Claudine*

*Mr white changed to Hikari*

*Home Run changed to Mahiru*

*TendouMaya: changed to Maya*

*Junna changed The Devil to Kaoruko*

Kaoruko: I could change my name on my own you know

Nana: does this help Fumi chan?

Fumi: ahh, yes it does, thank you

Ichie: Hehe, I was right with my guesses

Fumi: You didn't even say anything

Ichie: I did in my head!

Claudine: so, where is all the other girls from your school?

*Yuyuko joined the group chat*

Ichie: Yuyuko! I thought you were asleep

Yuyuko: I was

Yuyuko: But someone was being too loud

Ichie: ahh, sorry about that

Yuyuko: its fine

Yuyuko: anyways I'm Tanaka Yuyuko, 1st year of Rinmeikan school, you can all call me Yuyuko and I'm heading back to sleep

*Yuyuko is offline*

Futaba: Geez that was kinda quick

Ichie: Ahh, shes kinda like that when she's tired or just woke up

Fumi: Yuyuko doesn't mean any harm but she does prioritise her sleep

Kaoruko : I don't know this girl but mood

Junna: It's only 4pm?

Ichie: Yeah she has afternoon naps

Kaoruko: Where is Tamao han?

Fumi: I don't know, ichie?

*Yuyuko is online*

Yuyuko: She's talking with Rui

Fumi: Ah so you're not sleeping Yuyuko

Yuyuko: I tried, but the pinging

Yuyuko: so I went to get some water to wake myself up since I can't fall back asleep

Yuyuko: Then went back to my room when I saw Tamao senpai and Rui talking in the lounge

Fumi: Ahhhh

Ichie: Good call Yuyuko

Mahiru: Why is there something wrong?

Fumi: ….

Ichie: should we?

Yuyuko: I'll take the blame, Rui can't be mad at me for long if she is mad

Yuyuko: Rui has social anxiety talking to other people, especially from other schools

Yuyuko: This would be her first time in a big group chat

Yuyuko: added in with the bad first impressions with some people from seisho

Maya: bad first impressions?

Claudine: From seisho?

Kaoruko : ….

Yuyuko: it might take her a while and to the same extent Tamao senpai to join

Nana: Does Tamao have the same anxiety?

Fumi: No but she doesn't like to leave anyone behind

Ichie: And Tamao cares about Rui a lot!

Nana: That's really sweet, you three have a really nice leader

Ichie: Yeah Tamao is the best!

Fumi: Admittedly, it wouldn't be rinmiekan without her

Yuyuko: Her cooking is also amazing

Nana: Oh? A new cooking friend?

Yuyuko: You cook too?

Nana: Two new cooking friends?

Ichie: Nope! Yuyuko just steals the good food when no one is looking

Nana: hahaha that's fine

Nana: There's plenty of Banana's cooking to go around

Yuyuko: Banana?

Karen: Yep!

Nana: My nickname is Banana, you can call me that if you want

Yuyuko: Ah, thank you banana senpai

Karen: hehe banana senpai…

Fumi: Is it me or for a group of 9 girls it's awfully quiet

Fumi: I honestly expected more chaos when I first joined

Hikari: most people are talking in the first group chat

Fumi: ...about us?

Hikari: Yes

Mahiru: Ahh it's not bad don't worry

Mahiru: We are just discussing how to make Rui chan feel more comfortable

Mahiru: especially if the bad first impression was from us

Hikari: I understand where she comes from

Hikari: Big group. Intimidating

Nana: was it like that when you transferred here Hikari chan?

Hikari: No. I had karen

Fumi: wait, you didn't join the same year they did?

Hikari: No I transfered a while ago.

Ichie: Oh! Just like Fumi!

Fumi: Ichie…

Ichie: Ahh, did you want to keep it a secret?

Fumi: A bit… but it's fine, I guess we have something in common now

Ichie: I'm really sorry Fumi! Is there anything I can do to make up for it?

Fumi: buy me some ponzu I'm running out

Ichie: I had a feeling you would've said that

Yuyuko: Should've asked her to stop pranking you for a couple of days

Fumi: Dammit

Fumi: Moving on, where did you transfer from?

Hikari: Royal Theatre Academy of England

Ichie: Wow! That's such a long flight

Hikari: I slept through most of it

Fumi: It's also a really acclaimed school…

Fumi: If you don't mind me asking, why did you leave?

Hikari: …. It was better for me to

Fumi: Heh, I get that

Hikari: I had a feeling you would

Hikari: Where did you transfer from?

Fumi: Ah

*Rui joined the group chat*

Ichie: RUI!

*Tamao joined the group chat*

Ichie: TAMAOOO

Ichie: The oddball squad is back together!

Hikari: ?

Yuyuko: she's referencing a play we did

Hikari: I understand

Yuyuko: ?

Junna: she's referencing a giraffe

Yuyuko: A what?

Junna: Is everyone from Rinmeikan here now?

Tamao: Yes sorry for taking a while

Junna: It's fine

Junna: As the class rep I'm also sorry that some of our classmates left such a negative impression on you when we first met. Please be assured that we gave them a talk

Tamao: Ahh

Rui: It's fine…

Rui: Really, I know it was kinda out of line in the first place, challenging both of you like that

Kaoruko: See? It's all behind us now. I don't need to apologise

Junna: Kaoruko!

Kaoruko: What? I'm being honest

Maya: It's best to air out these grievance now

Maya: That way when the other schools join there won't be any tension

Maya: Starlight and other stories we love are at risk Kaoruko , we all need to work together to save them

Kaoruko: ... fine

Kaoruko: Akikaze han, Tamao han I'm sorry for the harsh words I said when we first met and the impact it caused

Tamao: apology accepted Hanayagi- san, I hope we work well together in the coming months

Kaoruko: Kaoruko

Tamao: eh?

Kaoruko: A student of my grandmother and whose own grandmother knew my grandmother doesn't need to use such formalities

Tamao: Ah I see

Tamao: well then Kaoruko san, I am here to tell you that I'm not the same girl who lost to you

Kaoruko: finally putting your own heart first Tamao han?

Tamao: not quite… but I've improved a lot since then

Kaoruko: And still needs a lot more to beat me

Kaoruko: But I guess we'll see how much has changed on the stage

Kaoruko: it was nice to talk but I need to get going

Kaoruko: take care Tamao han, Akikaze han

Tamao: take care Kaoruko san

*Kaoruko went offline*

Futaba: well that went better than expected

Junna: Yes, I'm surprised it wasn't much of a train wreck

Claudine: Good grief, and after all of that in the other group chat?

Rui: Other… group chat?

Claudine: Ah, please, don't worry about it.

Futaba: Akikaze san, I know it's all water under the bridge now but when we first met you said something about swordplay? Are you really good at it?

Ichie: Yep! Rui is the Rinmeikan swordmaster!

Rui: Ichie senpai! You're over exaggerating

Yuyuko: Rui is more of the kendo girl anyways Ichie san

Futaba: Woah, kendo? That's pretty cool

Rui: Ahh, yes. I do kendo

Ichie: She's the best at it!

Rui: Ichie senpai, you're over exaggerating again

Ichie: Nope! You're just being too modest Rui!

Tamao: Rui chan, it's okay to show off your skills a little bit, I'm sure they just want to get to know you a bit more better

Rui: Ahhhh

Rui: If you say so Tamao senpai

Futaba: Hell yeah I wanna know you better, I really want to know how you do sword play with your kendo skills

Rui: Ahh, umm

Nana: Futaba chan, I think you're being a bit too forward

Futaba: ahh, you're right. My mistake Akikaze san

Rui: No, it's fine! I'm just not the best at talking and uhh

Rui: please feel free to address me as Rui Futaba senpai

Futaba: heh, alright then Rui

Ichie: WOOOOOOO

Ichie: Rui you made your first friend! I'm so proud!

Yuyuko: Did that give you any reason to actually scream tho Ichie san?

Ichie: Of course!

Ichie: It makes the caps seem bigger!

Junna: That makes no sense at all

Karen: Oh I get what you mean Ichie chan!

Karen: It's like when you use hand gestures when you talk!

Ichie: Yeah like that Karen chan!

Ichie: sometimes when I use ~~ I like to wink

Karen: Ahhhh that's such a good idea! Maybe I should do that too

Claudine: Karen, do you even know how to wink?

Karen: uhhh it's like blinking but one at a time?

Claudine: good grief

Fumi: I can't believe there's two of them

Mahiru: Karen isn't that bad Fumi san

Fumi: Does she do pranks?

Mahiru: No?

Fumi: Then you're right she isn't that bad

Claudine: Does Ichie do pranks?

Ichie: Yep! I have a whole notebook full of them!

Junna: That's

Hikari: Impressive

Karen: Incredible

Junna: That's a lot of pranks

Junna: Should we be worried?

Fumi: Don't worry most of them are directed towards me

Ichie: Heehee, that's because your reaction is what suits you best Fumi!

Fumi: Again, what does THAT mean?

Ichie: Heehee, nothing~~

Fumi: Ichie!

*Tamao is now offline*

Fumi: Eh?

Rui: Tamao senpai is cooking dinner right now

Rui: And I will go assist her

Junna: That explains why Nana and Mahiru isn't here

*Rui is now offline*

Yuyuko: She lasted longer than I expected it

Yuyuko: I'm impressed

Fumi: She's getting better every day

Ichie: Thanks btw for keeping an eye out for her

Claudine: of course

Claudine: I just hope that it changes how she views us

Yuyuko: It probably does, Rui isn't one to keep a grudge, she's just really shy

Ichie: Yeah! You guys are super cool as well!

Maya: I'm glad you think so

Claudine: And where did you go Tendou Maya?

Claudine: You just suddenly left!

Maya: I was trying to find my contact card Ootori san gave me when we last me

Maya: But it seems I can't find it

Karen: Ah yeah! We need to bring Frontier and uhhhh

Karen: Why do I keep forgetting them

Futaba: Kaoruko is bringing Frontier in by the way

Futaba: she's talking to Tsukasa right now

Karen: SEATBELT!

Fumi: I'm sorry what?

Karen: That's the name of the school with that Akira Yukishiro person Maya knew from last performance festival right?

Fumi: omg

Junna: It's siegfeld Karen

Karen: oh okay, Sleep field

Ichie: LMAO

Karen: AHHH THATS AUTOCORRECT

Fumi: Karen I love you these just added 10 years to my life

Karen: Does anyone know how to contact siegfeld

Fumi: ….

Hikari: *3 more knife emojis*

Ichie: *sends a small spam of sweating emojis*

Junna: what the hell?

Ichie: its for the knife

Ichie: *sends a small spam of sweating emojis*

[In the rinmeikan group chat]

Fumi: Ichie what are you doing?

Ichie: Covering up your ….

Fumi: Why?

Ichie: You wanted you being transferred from Seatbelt a secret right?

Fumi: yes

Ichie: Then that ... makes it obvious there's a connection!

Fumi: Geez, you're probably overthinking this Ichie

Yuyuko: Maybe she is but I like how the entire group chat is full of the sweating emoji

Ichie: Ahh Yuyuko you joined in too!

Yuyuko: If you can't fight them you join them

Yuyuko: still, Fumi senpai do you remember their numbers in case we need a last resort to contact them?

Fumi: No. I cut off everyone there when I left

Ichie: ... even your sister?

Fumi: …

Fumi: Frontier is here now

Fumi: We should welcome them

Ichie: Geez. We're not gonna judge you if you say you did y'know

[Back in the ReLive Group Chat]

Misora: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SWEATING EMOJIS

Ichie: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Aruru: I DON'T KNOW BUT IT LOOKS LIKES WAVES ON THE SEA AND ITS GREAT

Karen: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Aruru: OH WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

Hikari: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Misora: omfg Aruru

Yuyuko: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Karen: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

Lalafin: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Ichie: WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

Aruru: *Sends more sweat emoji spams*

Junna: STOP OR ELSE IM DELETING THE CHAT

Karen: Awwwww

Aruru: Early in the morning~

Ichie: man, that got out of hand huh?

Fumi: I swear to god Ichie I look away for a minute and its utter chaos

Kaoruko: I go and collect an entire school and I come back to sweat and three idiots who somehow share and then cubed the same brain cell

Tsukasa: I'm honestly impressed at the amount of chaos that just happened

Lalafin: It was crazy huh?

Karen: That was so much fun!

Ichie: Yeah I love the impromptu shanty

Aruru: How did the sweat tsunami even happen?

Misora: There is actually three of them oh my god

Karen: Ah okay so basically

Tsukasa: You'll be fine Misora

Karen: I was asking who knew a way to contact SIEGFELD

Misora: I hope so

Karen: But I kept misspelling the name or autocorrect did

Ichie: lmao sleep field

Hikari: Why is it in all caps?

Karen: Just in case autocorrects sleep field to sleep field again

Karen: god dammit

Aururu: Rip Karen

Ichie: Everyone press F for respects

Ichie: F

Aururu: F

Kaoruko: I look away and everyone is pressing F now

Tsukasa: F

Kaoruko: Who died?

Junna: This group chat was a mistake

Kaoruko: Ahh rip Junna han

Lalafin: F

Hikari: F

Kaoruko: F

Junna: how is there three of them?

Yuyuko: F

Karen: F

Misora: F

Junna: And how did we let them meet!?

Nana: She doesn't mean that by the way!

Nana: Junna is just a bit stressed out

Nana: And hungry

Misora: No she's valid

Karen: Everyone press F for Jun Jun's sanity

Karen: F

Junna: Please do not

Ichie: F

Aururu: F

Misora: F

Junna: For fuck sake

Lalafin: F

Hikari: F

Kaoruko: Holy shit she's swearing

Yuyuko: F

Kaoruko: Swears are now legal

Kaoruko: Junna han swore which makes it legal now

Junna: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS KAORUKO

Karen: Fuck yeah!

Lalafin: Wait are we allowed to swear or not?

Yuyuko: I mean

Yuyuko: Seisho is hosting this chat so it's up to them

Kaoruko: You're allowed

Kaoruko: I'm not the admin but you're allowed

Tsukasa: Wait who even is the admin?

Lalafin: Better question, where's Shizuha?

Nana: Junna let's eat dinner now

Junna: Its only 5:50pm

Junna: We haven't even added Siegfeld

Junna: Is there a fourth chaotic dumbass there too!?

Fumi: Probably yeah

Junna: Oh god

Nana: And that's a good time for you to eat!

*Junna is now offline*

Mahiru: Karen you too

Mahiru: Also you as well Hikari

Hikari: Okay

*Hikari is now offline*

Karen: But I want to talk to Ichie and Aruru!

Claudine: Please

Karen: Fine…

Ichie: Its Okay Karen! You won't miss much!

*Karen is now offline*

Claudine: Please believe me when I say our school isn't always like this

Tsukasa: it's fine

Lalafin: Kaoruko chan already gave us a warning at how chaotic it could be

Misora: This is basically normal in Frontier anyways

Aruru: Besides you guys look super fun!

Fumi: I'm getting deja vu

Fumi: Maybe you and Ichie share the same brain cell after all

Ichie: Don't forget about Karen!

Yuyuko: The cubed braincell trio

Ichie: Oh that's such a good name!

Yuyuko: oh wow you actually took that as a compliment

*Rui is now online*

Rui: Yukko, Ichie senpai, dinner is ready

Aruru: owo whose this?

Claudine: now I'm getting Deja vu

Rui: ummm

*Rui is now offline*

Aruru: Aww did I scare her away?

Ichie: You didn't btw Aruru! Rui is just shy like that

Yuyuko: She probably forgot that the other schools joined and got overwhelmed

Yuyuko: don't get offended by it

Yuyuko: Anyways I'm eating now so bye

*Yuyuko is now offline*

Ichie: That's my cue too!

Ichie: see you guys in a bit~~

*Ichie is now offline*

Misora: Bye guys

Aruru: BYE ICHIEEE

Lalafin: Now it's just us Frontier and seisho

Fumi: And one rinmeikan

Tsukasa: Aren't you going to eat with them?

Fumi: Someone needs to keep them updated if something big happens whilst they eat

Lalafin: Oh like when siegfeld joins?

Fumi: ...yes

Misora: Who is online rn anyways from seisho

Misora: Cause Shizuha senpai isn't talking despite still being online

Nana: That's new of her

Nana: Also me, Claudine and Maya are online

Nana: Everyone else is eating

Claudine: I'll ask this again since it might've been lost in the chaos

Claudine: Does anyone from frontier knows a why to contact Siegfeld?

Aruru: Nope

Misora: Aruru… didn't you try and get Yukishiro senpai's number?

Aruru: Oh yeah I did!

Lalafin: Lmao how can you forget that you have Yukishiro-san's number?

Aruru: Because I've been busy learning about the stage!

Aruru: Also because Yachiyo chan talks to me more than Akira chan does

Fumi: Hold on

Fumi: You have Yachiyo's number?

Aruru: Yep! She's really funny to talk to

Maya: Pardon me for being curious

Maya: But how did you get their number?

Maya: I heard that Yukishiro san isn't easy to get a hold of

Aruru: Oh okay so basically

Aruru: After the whole starlight tower fight thing

Aruru: I went to Akira chan and asked for her number

Fumi: And she gave it to you?

Aruru: Nope!

Aruru: Michiru chan told me that it's a bit too early to exchange personal numbers

Fumi: So she gave you the Edel number?

Aruru: There's a Edel number?

Fumi: ...yes and I'll take the question as a no she didn't

Claudine: What is the Edel number?

Fumi: It's the number of the phone in the student council

Fumi: And before you ask I heard about it from Ichie

Claudine: I wasn't going to but I'm surprised Ichie didn't mention this before

Fumi: She's sometimes forgetful

Fumi: And was busy starting a sweat tsunami

Aruru: OH SO THAT'S HOW IT STARTED

Misora: Pls try to stay on topic Aruru

Aruru: Right

Aruru: Where was I again?

Maya: Ootori san told you that it was too early to exchange numbers

Aruru: Oh okay

Aruru: So whilst I was walking back to my Frontier group

Aruru: Yachiyo chan pulled me aside, said some words and then gave me her number!

Aruru: So then I got her number

Aruru: And then with the promise I won't share Akira chan's number I got Akira chan's number after a while

Maya: I see

Claudine: If it's not too much to ask, can you somehow convince them to join the group chat?

Aruru: I think Yachiyo is better at convincing them than me so I'll go talk to her

Claudine: Merci

Lalafin: So now I guess we wait?

Tsukasa: Not exactly

Lalafin: Tsukasa!

Lalafin: You went a bit quiet there

Shizuha: That's because she was talking with me

Nana: Shizuha chan!

Shizuha: Hello again Nana

Misora: Where have you been Shizuha senpai?

Shizuha: I made a server for the group chat

Claudine: You did what?

Shizuha: A server

Shizuha: It would be too chaotic for all of us girls be talking in one group chat, especially if there are multiple conversations happening at once

Shizuha: A server would be a better way to host and organise all of us talking together

Maya: I agree, a server would be better than a single group chat

Maya: When is it ready?

Shizuha: Now actually

Fumi: Woah

Lalafin: Wow Shizuha works quick

Tsukasa: I actually been there already

Tsukasa: It's pretty cool

Lalafin: OOOOOO

Lalafin: Send in a link!

Shizuha: Alright

Shizuha: *Sends over a link*

*Nana pins a message*

Lalafin: See you guys on the other side!

[In the Starlight Server, General Chat]

*Lalafin joined the server! We hope you brought pizza!*

Lalafin: OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL

Shizuha: I'm glad you like it

Tsukasa: You really did outdone yourself Shizuha

*The party of Claudine, Maya and Nana has joined the guild*

Claudine: what?

Shizuha: Oh don't mind that, it's just a flavour welcome text

Maya: Impressive

Nana: Oh wow you even got separate categories for all the different schools

*The new rip off power rangers: Fumi, Ichie, Yuyuko, Rui and Tamao has joined the scene*

Lalafin: Lmaoo rip offs XD

Ichie: Oooo I call dibs on the pink power ranger

Yuyuko: I'm taking red

Tsukasa: Isn't red the leader most of the time?

Yuyuko: Idc I like red

Tsukasa: Fair enough

Shizuha: Welcome everyone!

Fumi: Rinmeikan, 3 out of 5 Frontier and a third of seisho

Fumi: 3 out of 5 Frontier and a third of seisho here's the rest of Rinmeikan

Tamao: Hello there

Rui: Hi

Lalafin: Hiiiiii

Nana: hello again, I hope dinner was good!

Yuyuko: It was very good

Tamao: Thank you for the compliment Yuyuko chan

*Aruru and Misora are here so prepare for trouble and make it double!*

Aruru: Oh niceee

Aruru: Misora it's like captain twins!

Misora: I thought it was a Pokemon reference

Lalafin: It is a Pokemon reference

Aruru: Oh lol my bad

Aruru: Also Yachiyo told the others about the group chat

Aruru: Well now, server

Aruru: They might be coming soon

Claudine: Meanwhile, brace yourself the rest of Seisho are coming

*Is that a swarm of bees? No It's just Kaoruko, Futaba, Junna, Mahiru, Hikari and Karen flying in*

Kaoruko: The fact that I'm first means I'm the queen bee and you are all my workers

Junna: You would suffer and die without us then

Kaoruko: Rude

Nana: Are you still stressed out Junna?

Junna: A bit but this server looks pretty amazing

Nana: Hmmm that's no good

Nana: After Dinner I'll give you a massage, is that okay?

Junna: That sounds wonderful Nana

Nana: :)

Kaoruko: Futabaa haann

Kaoruko: Can you give me a massage too?

Futaba: Do it yourself

Kaoruko: But Futaba haaann I'm tired

Futaba: I don't care

Claudine: Can someone change the topic so that Siegfeld won't have the married couple flirting as the first thing they see

Kaoruko: Oh ha ha ha

Kaoruko: Very funny Kuro han

Claudine: I have no idea what you're talking about

Junna: There is a specific room now for you to flirt Kaoruko, please don't use the main chat for this

Kaoruko: Oh the seisho categories don't have a lock now

Shizuha: Yes I just gave you all your roles now, that way you can still have your own group chats within the server itself

Hikari: It's where everyone was whilst you two were flirting

Karen: Omg Ichie! Your name is purple!

Ichie: Aruru your name is orange!

Aruru: And Karen yours is red!

Yuyuko: The cubed braincell trio everyone

Lalafin: They should have their own group chat in the server

Aruru: That's such a good idea!

Ichie: Can we?

Fumi: NO

Misora: NO

Junna: NO

Fumi: I don't trust Ichie to be alone with you two and not come up with some crazy scheme to prank me

Junna: ^^^ What she said but with Karen

Misora: Aruru I love you but if you three conspire together I'm going to be dragged into whatever chaotic thing you guys are doing

Karen: Awww

Mahiru: Three strikes and you're out Karen chan

Kaoruko: What is this baseball?

Misora: I heard someone mention baseball

Mahiru: !!!

Aruru: Yayyy Misora found a sports friend!

Karen: Woooo go Mahiru chan!

Hikari: Take good care of her Misora san

Misora: Uhhh sure?

Tsukasa: You seisho girls are very supportive of each other huh?

Maya: It's a defining trait of us I think

Claudine: After everything we've been through I would find it hard not to be supportive of each other

Maya: Exactemant

Fumi: Not to ruin the moment but when is Siegfeld coming again?


Aruru: Ah in a bit actually, Akira is having trouble with something

Fumi: Ahh that's a shame, I need to be eating dinner so I'll be going now

Karen: Don't worry Fumi chan we'll them you said hi

Fumi: Ahh…. yes thank you

*Fumi is now offline (or invisible)*

Ichie: BYE FUMIII

Ichie: SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW

Rui: Ichie senpai…

Rui: Do you really need to shout?

Ichie: It makes the caps bigger Rui!

Aruru: Wait really!?

Shizuha: Not exactly Aruru chan

Tamao: Yes but that doesn't mean Fumi can hear you

Ichie: Not with that attitude she can't

Lalafin: Lmao Seigfeld joined but it's in the group chat

Aruru: Ahh that's my bad I forgot to send Yachiyo chan the link to the server

Claudine: It's fine they can join in through the link in the other group chat

Ichie: Oooo maybe we should do something for them like we did for frontier

Yuyuko: more like what you did Ichie san

Ichie: Like another emoji tsunami!

Junna: Absolutely not!

Tamao: Ichie…

Karen: Not even a small one?

Junna: No!

*We've been expecting you Michiru*

Michiru: My my how ominous

Shizuha: it's just a welcome flavour text don't worry about it too much Michiru san

Michiru: I know but I'm impressed by the set up here

Shizuha: Thank you very much

*Brace yourself Yachiyo joined in*

Yachiyo: Lmaoo

Yachiyo: Thats Fair

Aruru: Yachiyo!

Yachiyo: Aruru how are you?

Aruru: Pretty good! Is the others coming?

*It's a bird, it's a plane! No wait it's just Mei Fan*

Yachiyo: There's your answer

Mei Fan: Hello everyone! I hope we all work well together in the future

Tamao: Hello there

Claudine: Bonjour

*It's dangerous to go alone, bring Shiori with you!*

Mei fan: Shiori! Welcome

Shiori: ….

Shiori: Hello senpais...

*Akira just joined, party's over folks*

Yachiyo: I know this is all a coincidence but omg

Yachiyo: RIP akira senpai

Mei fan: Yachiyo!

Michiru: It is a bit funny in a coincidental way

Akira: ….

Shizuha: Please don't take the flavour text to heart Yukishiro san

Shizuha: It's all just automated

Michiru: So, what is this server for?

Tsukasa: Aruru did you not explain why the chat exist?

Aruru: I think I did?

Yachiyo: Not really

Yachiyo: You just sent a few screenshots of people being stupid

Yachiyo: And said that we should join

Junna: I'm honestly surprised that was enough to bring it to the table

Yachiyo: What can I say? It looked fun and I'm a very persuasive person

Mei Fan: She isn't

Mei Fan: Michiru senpai was the one to convince everyone to join

Mei Fan: Yachiyo didn't do anything

Yachiyo: Lies and slanders

Ichie: What did Aruru take a screenshot of anyways?

Yachiyo: Just a few things here and there

Yachiyo: Fumi san and a few others were screaming no in the latest one

Karen: Ahhh that reminds me

Karen: Fumi chan says hello to the Seigfeld girls!

Yachiyo: Oh? Did she now?

Karen: Yeah she wanted to greet you guys but she had to eat dinner

Shiori: ...that's nice of her

Yachiyo: It would be nice if she stayed just a bit longer for us to meet but oh well

Yachiyo: beggars can't be choosers

Ichie: Don't worry she'll probably be back soon

Akira: No one has yet to explain why we are here

Michiru: I'm sure it will be explained eventually

Michiru: We just arrived so let's talk to the rest of the schools a bit

Akira: …

Shiori: Is it me or did my name change to blue?

Shizuha: It turned to blue because I just gave you girls your role, so now you can access your own group chat section within the server

Mei Fan: Wow! That's amazing!

Michiru: It does save the time of switching between group chats

Akira: Why is my name a different colour?

Aruru: Omg my colour is no longer red!

Ichie: Your colour changed too Tamao!

Tamao: Ahh so it did

Yachiyo: I never thought I would see Akira's name in pink lmao

Claudine: Your colour changed too Banana

Mei Fan: Banana?

Karen: It's Nana chan's nickname

Maya: @Nana

Nana: Ahh sorry

Nana: I was busy with Junna

Yuyuko: I'm assuming the people with pink names are admins?

Shizuha: That's right Yuyuko chan, there's one for each school. They have the same power as me who created the server

Yachiyo: Akira san being the school admin is going to be pretty interesting lmao

Mahiru: Wait my name is pink too!

Karen: Omg Mahiru chan!

Karen: You're an admin!

Hikari: Congratulations

Shizuha: Except for Seisho, they have two because their group is almost double the size of everyone else

Shizuha: I gave Nana chan the choice of who was the second admin for seisho

Kaoruko: Honestly I'm surprised it wasn't Junna han again

Nana: Junna chan confessed that she didn't want to responsible again for such a large group

Nana: It's too much stress for some interactions between the schools

Kaoruko: Lol I can't believe the cubed braincell trio broke her

Lalafin: Hey Aruru you can make a channel for cubed braincell trio!

Aruru: Omg I can!

Tsukasa: Shizuha….

Ichie: Woooo go Aruru!

Misora: Please don't

Misora: Not now

Tsukasa: Did you really just give Aruru admin powers?

Shizuha: Don't worry I'm an admin too

Shizuha: If anything becomes too rowdy I can always intervene

Junna: Oh thank god

Akira: I'm sorry but my patience is running low and the pinging is very distracting

Akira: I don't understand the necessity of this so I'm leaving

Aruru: Wait no Akira-chan

*Server is now deleted*

[In the  ReLive Group Chat]

Nana: ... Did she just... delete the server?

Michiru: Ahh, please don't take it personally Shizuha, Akira isn't good with technology

Shizuha: It's fine Michiru-san I'll just make the server again, but with you as your school admin this time?

Ichie: *Sends (something) 2 gif meme with the man jumping* It's server 2!

Kaoruko: Damn I just lost a bet on who would delete the server first

Hikari: To be fair we all lost

Yachiyo: omfg

Tamao: When did this happen?

Hikari: In the seisho group chat

Yachiyo: This is going to be so much fun

Yachiyo: I honestly can't wait

Chapter Text

[In the Starlight Server, General Chat]

*Lucky! is now online*

*Squidward is now online*

Squidward: ...Aruru?

Lucky!: Yes Tsukasa-chan?

Squidward: You're the school admin right?

Lucky!: Yep!

Squidward: Why am I Squidward?

Lucky!: Because you love squid!

*Superhero Lalafin is now online*

Squidward: That doesn't make any sense!?

Squidward: Also why have all the names changed? I can't tell who is who anymore

Superhero Lalafin: I'm Lalafin Tsukasa!

Squidward: I can tell that yes, thank you Lalafin

Squidward: stage jock I'm assuming that's you Misora?

*stage jock is now online*

stage jock: yep, idk why my name is that tho, I didn't change it last night

Lucky!: That's because I did!

Superhero Lalafin: Eh? Admins can do that?

Superhero Lalafin: Shizuha explain! @Admin God

*Admin God is now online*

Admin God: Yes Lalafin, The admins of each school can change everyone else's names within the school as well as the school name group

Squidward: Then how comes Shizuha gets a cool nickname Aruru!?

Lucky!: Ahhh...

Lucky!: I actually can't change Shizuha's one

Lucky!: If I could I would've called her Secretly evil because she likes to play the villain roles

Admin God: Thats actually not a bad nickname

Admin God: I'll use that if I ever play a villain again

Squidward: More like when you play a villain again

Admin God: Touché

Admin God: Also Aruru can't change my nickname because I created the server, thus the ultimate admin and god

Superhero Lalafin: Hehehe all praise the admin god Shizuha

Admin God: Hahaha Thank you Lalafin

Superhero Lalafin: you're welcome!

Superhero Lalafin: Also thank you Aruru for the super cool nickname!

Lucky!: You're welcome Lalafin senpai! I used the best bits about you, your love of superheroes and yourself to make it!

Superhero Lalafin: Awww you're so sweet!

Lucky!: Yep! Misora is really sporty like a jock but she's also a stage girl so tada! Stage jock!

Admin God: Thats very smart of you Aruru

Lucky!: thank you Shizuha chan!

Squidward: I still want my one changed

Lucky!: Ahhh sorry that you don't like it Tsukasa chan, it was really late at night when I thought of it so if you have a better one you can tell me and I'll change it!

Squidward: Its okay for now, it's too early to think of a new one anyways

Squidward: Also where is Misora? She was here a while ago

Lucky!: She's out for her usual morning run

Squidward: Ahhh

Stage jock: Yeah I just came back, thanks Aruru for my name btw.

*Lavender is now online*

Lavender: Wow you go on runs? That's impressive Misora

Lucky!: Ahhh Ichie is that you!?

Lavender: Yes it is Aruru!

Lucky!: Wow! You got it right in one go!

Lavender: Thats because I'm Secret esper stage girl Ichie~~

Lucky!: Woowww!

Stage jock: Or she could've scrolled up

Lavender: hehe I just woke up but it was super obvious Lucky! Was Aruru because of how lucky she is

Lavender: But I'll scroll up to see who is who

Lavender: idk who Squidward is

Superhero Lalafin: Hahahaha

Superhero Lalafin: I'm so sorry Tsukasa I feel really bad for laughing

Squidward: Its fine, it's gonna be changed soon anyways

Squidward: eventually

Lavender: Ahh so Squidward is you Tsukasa!

Squidward: for now yes, I'm going to change it when I'm more awake so bye for now

*Squidward is now offline*

*Flower leader is now online*

Lavender: byeee Tsukasa

Lavender: hey Tamao why am I called lavender?

Flower leader: Ah, well I'm not the admin

Lavender: Eh!? You're not!?

Flower leader: I was but Yuyuko asked to be admin so I gave it to her

*Kendo Girl is now online*

*Ponzu is now online*

Kendo Girl: That explains everything

Ponzu: Agreed

Lavender: OMG

Lavender: FUMI

Lavender: YOUR NAME IS PONZU XD

Ponzu: Congrats Ichie you figured out how to read

Lavender: wow so mean, so early too

Ponzu: I'm too tired to deal with your shenanigans Ichie

Ponzu: I found a gecko again last night

Lavender: Ahh okay I'll back off for now

Ponzu: Thanks Ichie

Stage jock: Woah someone does kendo

Stage jock: nice

Kendo girl: ah

Kendo girl: do you do it too?

Stage Jock: A bit when I was younger, what level are you?

Kendo girl: … 1- dan

Stage Jock: Nice!

Lavender: Woooo idk anything about kendo but go Rui!

Lucky!: Yeah go Rui!

Kendo girl: hhhh

Ponzu: Not to disrupt this but @sleepy I want my name changed

Ponzu: @sleepy

Ponzu: she's asleep isn't she?

Kendo Girl: probably

Stage jock: Is Yuyuko senpai sleepy?

Lavender: she's always sleepy lmao

Flower leader: Ah Rui chan can you be a dear and wake Yuyuko up please?

Kendo Girl: AHHHH

Kendo Girl: Of course Tamao senpai!

*Kendo Girl is now offline*

Lavender: wow Rui is being really quick today

Lavender: I can hear her from my room

Flower leader: You should probably get out of bed too Ichie

Lavender: In a bit, from experience I believe I have 5 more minutes to relax in bed

Superhero Lalafin: mood Ichie

Ponzu: you say that but you're going to just make it to the classroom again aren't you

Lavender: hehe I make no promises~

*Sleepy is now online*

*Kendo Girl is now online*

Sleepy: you do realise you can change your own names right?

Sleepy: like I don't need to be here to change your names?

Ponzu: Yes but I still want to change a name

Sleepy: Oh?

Ponzu: Check your DMs

Sleepy: lmao alright this makes things better

*Sleepy changes Lavender to Clown*

Lucky!: omg

Superhero Lalafin: LMAO

Clown: Hey! That's not every nice Yuyuko

Sleepy: Don't look at me Fumi senpai suggested it

Clown: Fumiiii you're so mean

Clown: Also I can't change my name!

Sleepy: Oh? Usually you could

Admin God: I did that, I've been in too many servers where people use vulgar terms as their nicknames so only Admins can change nicknames

Admin God: Also I've heard that Shiori san is still in middle school so I don't want to expose her to such things

Ponzu: ...

Lucky!: Wow shiori is only in middle school and is one of the top 5 in her school!?

Stage jock: that's really amazing ngl

*:3c is now online*

:3c: She'll be joining us in highschool next year but yeah she's pretty great

:3c: Has high potential and being helped by Michiru san and Akira san themselves

Superhero Lalafin: Ahhh is this... Mei fan?

Ponzu: Its yachiyo

:3c: ;) Correct~

Flower leader: How did you figure that out Fumi?

Ponzu: Uhhh lucky guess?

Lucky!: Ayyy

:3c: Also Yuyuko san you should change Ichie san's nickname to Lavender clown

:3c: there's too many clowns in the server to only have one clown

Ponzu: takes a clown to notice other clowns

:3c: You know me so well Fumi san

Ponzu: ...

*Ponzu is now offline*

:3c: Aww did I scare her away?

Clown: Nah dw she probably just needs to get ready for school

Flower leader: You should be doing that too Ichie

*sleepy changes Clown to Lavender clown*

Sleepy: Can I sleep now?

Kendo Girl: No, we gotta get going to school or else we'll be late

Sleepy: I'm sleeping

*sleepy is now offline*

Kendo Girl: Yukko!

*Kendo Girl is now offline*

*flower leader is now offline*

Lavender clown: Well that's my cue to leave, talk to guys later!

:3c: Bye~

Lucky!: Bye Ichie!

*Lavender clown is now offline*

*DoneTM is now online*

DoneTM: I can't believe this server is active this early in the morning

Stage jock: DoneTM?

DoneTM: It's Junna

Lucky!: Did... me, Ichie chan and Karen chan actually break you?

DoneTM: No?

DoneTM: If you're concerned that the name is because of what happened before I assure it's not

DoneTM: Kaoruko is the reason for this name

Superhero Lalafin: Kaoruko?

Superhero Lalafin: But Kaoruko is super nice!

DoneTM: Excuse me?

Superhero Lalafin: Yeah she's really great with kids!

DoneTM: I

Lucky!: We only met her yesterday but she was really nice to warn us how chaotic the group chat can be

Admin God: Tsukasa told us how she volunteered to teach kids for Halloween which was really kind of her

DoneTM: It appears that I'm still sleeping and that this is all a dream

Stage jock: Eh?

DoneTM: because the Kaoruko I know is not the Kaoruko you're describing

DoneTM: Honestly it's more plausible that you met a look alike or a secret nice twin she has

Superhero Lalafin: Lmaoo you're just exaggerating Junna

DoneTM: I'm being absolutely serious

:3c: dw I believe you Junna san

DoneTM: Thank you...?

:3c: Yachiyo

DoneTM: Ah, thank you Yachiyo san

Lucky!: Wait a second

Lucky!: Yachiyo chan you have the same colour as me!

Stage jock: Wait does that mean that Yachiyo is an admin?

DoneTM: I thought Ootari san was the siegfeld admin?

Superhero lalafin: maybe she gave to yachiyo like how Tamao gave it to Yuyuko?

Lucky!: Wait

Lucky!: Michiru chan's name isn't blue like everyone else

Lucky!: I'm confused now

:3c: I'll explain it later when the rest of edels go online

:3c: But yes I'm the school admin for Seigfeld

Admin God: It's similar to the set up you and I have Aruru

Lucky!: Ohhh ok, kinda get it now

DoneTM: ?

DoneTM: I'm still confused

*Non Non Dayo is now online*

Superhero lalafin: same

Stage jock: same

Non Non Dayo: same

Lucky!: Karen! It's me Aruru!

Non Non Dayo: Aruru! I love your new name

Lucky!: Same to you!

DoneTM: Finally awake huh Karen?

Non Non Dayo: Yep! Hikari chan had to help Mahiru chan waking me up today

DoneTM: As expected

DoneTM: well, Nana made breakfast so hurry up while it's still hot

Non Non Dayo: Okay!

*Bananice is now online*

Bananice: There's also some muffins by the way Karen chan

Non Non Dayo: Yayyyy

:3c: Is everyone else in seisho is awake?

Bananice: Kinda, maya chan and Kuro chan already went to practise

Bananice: Junna chan is awake and is eating but I don't know where Kaoruko chan and Futaba chan are

DoneTM: Where's the rest of Edels?

:3c: Ah

:3c: They're probably awake but probably won't go online till later

:3c: Akira san probably won't come unless it's necessary btw

Superhero Lalafin: I still can't believe she deleted the server

Admin God: Now now it's a simple mistake

:3c: It was still pretty funny

Admin God: Okay that I will admit

*TendouClaudine is now online*

TendouClaudine: WHO CHANGED MY NAME?

Lucky!: Omg

Superhero Lalafin: Holy shit

DoneTM: Language

:3c: oh wow I didn't know you and Maya san has this sort of relationship Claudine san

*TendouMaya is now online*

:3c: Congratulations Maya san

TendouMaya: thank you…?

:3c: It's yachiyo

TendouClaudine: TENDOU MAYA!

TendouMaya: Ah

TendouClaudine: Did you do this!?

TendouMaya: Ma claudine I have no idea what you're talking about

TendouClaudine: SO YOU DID DO THIS?

TendouMaya: I see no change in your name

TendouClaudine: asddasdaskj

TendouClaudine: YOU

Stage jock: Actually Maya senpai can't do it because only admins can change the names of their own school

Lucky!: Also you can't change your own name unless you're an admin!

TendouClaudine: Seriously?

Admin God: Yes but there is good reason for that

Admin God: But I'll explain a bit later I need to check something

Bananice: Kuro chan do you want me to change it back?

TendouClaudine: Please

*Bananice changed TendouClaudine to C'est moi, la star*

C'est moi, la star: much better

Lucky!: Oooooo what does that mean?

Superhero Lalafin: It's me, the star

Superhero Lalafin: in French?

C'est moi, la star: Oui

:3c: Is Claudine san French?

C'est moi, la star: Half French, from my mother's side

Lucky!: Oh like Lalafin chan!

C'est moi, la star: Oh?

Superhero Lalafin: I'm half German, also on my mum's side

:3c: Is it funny seeing Seigfeld then with all the german words?

Superhero Lalafin: You mean stuff like the Frau Platin?

:3c: Yeah

Suphero Lalafin: Well, not really? I'm not actually that fluent in German

Superhero Lalafin: I know like basic words in German like hello, goodbye etc etc. I can't really speak it well but I can kinda understand it so yeah doesn't really bother me

:3c: I see

*The Devil is now online*

Stage jock: The devil?

*The Devil's advocate is now online*

:3c: Looks like Seisho is online

*Home Run is now online*

*Mr White is now online*

Lucky!: What does advocate mean?

Superhero Lalafin: More importantly, who the hell is the devil?

Superhero Lalafin: They're stealing Shizuha's name!

[In the Starlight Server, Seisho Chat]

C'est moi, la star: @seisho

C'est moi, la star: Alright I'm not going to be mad

C'est moi, la star: but who did it?

The Devil: Did what?

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko what did you do?

C'est moi, la star: Oh don't you dare play dumb Kaoruko I know this has your grubby hands all over it

The Devil: The nerve!

The Devil: My hands are not grubby!

The Devil: Futaba han gives me a manicure every week

DoneTM: I can't believe that's what you focus on

The Devil: Well sorry for not knowing why we all got pinged

Mr White: Scroll up in General

Mr White: That's what every person with common sense would do

The Devil: adhaskjdhajkls

Bananice: Oh dear, grumpy hikari is back

Home Run: What did we say about the burns Hikari chan?

Mr White: No swearing?

Home Run: And?

Mr White: Not before breakfast…

Home Run: Did you have breakfast yet Hikari chan?

Mr White: ….no

Non Non Dayo: Geez what's taking you two so long anyways?

The Devil: Bet a tree cake that they were too busy kissing

Home Run: asdasasfjklaklds

TendouMaya: Baumkuchen?

C'est moi, la star: Maya no

The Devil: Yeah that thing

TendouMaya: Bet

The Devil: Ha foolish mistake Tendou han

The Devil: I expect one baumkuchen cake by the end of this week

Mr White: We weren't kissing

The Devil: FUCK

Mr White: But we were going to until someone pinged us

TendouMaya: I expect one baumkuchen cake by the end of this week Hanayagi san

TendouMaya: Preferably Daiba san's

Bananice: Awww Maya chan

C'est moi, la star: Well *sorry*

C'est moi, la star: I just wanted to know who changed my name to TendouClaudine

DoneTM: Well as… Aruru san and Misora san stated before

DoneTM: It's impossible for a person outside of School Admin access have access to changing other people's name and their own

DoneTM: So as much as I hate to say it, the only two people capable of doing such a thing is Nana or Mahiru

Bananice: Oh are you in good terms with Aruru chan and Misora chan already Junna chan?

The Devil: Lol Junna han being buddy buddy with Karen but Frontier version

Non Non Dayo: HEY It worked out well with me right jun jun?

DoneTM: Not exactly…

The Devil: LMAO

Non Non Dayo: EH? D:

DoneTM: AHHHH

DoneTM: I was answering Nana's question!

DoneTM: You're fine Karen

DoneTM: I'm using first names because I don't know their last names

DoneTM: I hope they're okay with it...

Non Non Dayo: They're fine with it Jun jun!

Mr White: She just sent a screenshot to the main group chat

DoneTM: Karen!

Non Non Dayo: whoops?

C'est moi, la star: Geez and we still haven't figured out who did it

[In the Starlight Server, General Chat]

TendouMaya: Aijou san's screenshot aside, do you understand what Advocate means?

Lucky!: Yep! Thank you for teaching me Maya chan!

Stage jock: Aruru! You can't just keep using chan for everyone!

Superhero Lalafin: Lmao like that's ever going to stop her

TendouMaya: It's fine

C'est moi, la star: Oh so this is where you've been talking Maya

TendouMaya: Well we couldn't leave our companions alone to talk now can we?

C'est moi, la star: I suppose not

The Devil's advocate: we just caught them up with the name thing

Bananice: Where's yachiyo chan?

Superhero Lalafin: Lmao she had to leave before her phone taken away

Lucky!: Michiru chan even came by!

Stage jock: Her name was Hercules

DoneTM: I was wondering who had that nickname

Lucky!: ahhh junnna chan!

Lucky!: please don't be afraid to use our first name! We're friends now anyways

DoneTM: friends?

Lucky!: Yeah! We share the same stage and everything!

DoneTM: You really are another Karen huh

Non Non Dayo: Yep

Lucky!: Yep

The Devil: The timing…

Stage jock: scary…

DoneTM: Very well, please don't be afraid to call me Junna

Lucky!: woooo

Home Run: Wasn't she already calling you Junna?

DoneTM: ...

The Devil: LMAO

DoneTM: right

Bananice: Junna chan is blushing btw

DoneTM: Nana!

Lucky!: Awww it's okay Jun jun chan!

DoneTM: I refuse to speak anymore

Admin God: Not to interfere but I figured out who changed your name claudine san

The Devil: YOU DID?

C'est moi, la star: Oh really?

Superhero Lalafin: That's our Shizuha!

Admin God: Yes it took me a while to find it as the changed message itself was deleted

Admin God: But as the server creator I am able to look through the audit log and see who changed what names

Admin God: Turns out, the culprit is Home Run

C'est moi, la star: EH!?

Home Run: EH!?

Non Non Dayo: Mahiru chan!?

The Devil: It's always the nice ones you gotta look out for…

Mr White: Do you have any proof?

Admin God: *sends screenshot*

[ID- It is a rectangle screenshot, cropped to show only one line: Audit Log- Home run changed C'est moi la star to TendouClaudine (11.56pm x/z/19) ]

TendouMaya: I was unlikely to believe the accusation but the proof is there I suppose

Home Run: I swear Kuro chan it wasn't me!

The Devil: Then why does it say that you changed it Mahiru han?

Home Run: I don't know!

C'est moi, la star: honestly I don't want to believe it myself

C'est moi, la star: But the screenshot is there Mahiru

Non Non Dayo: BZZZT

Non Non Dayo: Mahiru chan changing it is a Non Non Dayo!

Mr White: Yes, it was her turn in the middle last night

Non Non Dayo: Yeah she can't move to get her phone on the desk in the middle of the night without waking us up!

Non Non Dayo: and Hikari chan has a good grip!

Superhero Lalafin: Wait when you mean the middle

Stage jock: Do you guys sleep together? All in one bed?

Non Non Dayo: Yeee

Mr White: Yes

Home Run: yeah… also yes I was in the middle

Lucky!: Wow such close friendship!

Stage Jock: Ummmmm

The Devil: oh my fucking god

Stage Jock: Aruru?

The Devil: get dunked on Mahikaren

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko!

Lucky!: Did I say something bad Misora?

Mr White: Fuck you Hanagayi san

Stage jock: No… but you misunderstood something again

Bananice: Oh dear, Hikari chan is bringing out the last name again

TendouMaya: Things are about to go downhill

Mr White: *Mr white holding a dagger emoji*

DoneTM: Language both of you

DoneTM: And Hikari no knife threats before noon

The Devil: You're not the admin this time Junna han

The Devil: You can't tell us what to do

Bananice: No but I can :)

The Devil: askdkjal

Superhero Lalafin: Geez what a smile

Superhero Lalafin: I can feel that all the way from another school

TendouMaya: Only Daiba san can produce such a thing

Bananice: :)

The Devil: Futaba han help!

The Devil's advocate: You got yourself into this mess Kaoruko

The Devil's advocate: Help yourself

The Devil: Futaba hann!

Lucky!: Ahh I'm sorry for saying something dumb!

Lucky!: It's hard to concentrate on this chat and class

DoneTM: I am going to ignore that because I'm not your admin or from your school

Admin God: Aruru you should focus on your studies

Lucky!: But isn't lessons starting for you too?

Superhero Lalafin: It's individual training so we can come here

Lucky!: Niceee

Lucky!: But why isn't Tsukasa chan here?

Superhero Lalafin: She doesn't like to mess around in class

Lucky!: Wow how hardworking of her

DoneTM: That's normal behaviour!

C'est moi, la star: Can we focus on who changed my name please?

The Devil: In a bit Kuro han we have a bigger problem

C'est moi, la star: Which is?

The Devil: Aruru han doesn't know about Lesbianism

Stage Jock: Oh dw she knows about that

The Devil: Oh?

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko…

The Devil: Did you teach her yourself? ;)

Stage jock: yeah she's one herself

The Devil: OHOHOHOHO

Superhero Lalafin: OH NICE MISORA

Admin God: Haha this is new but not a surprise

Admin God: We support both of you

Stage Jock: MY COMMENT WAS FOR THE OH? QUESTION

Stage Jock: I DID NOT TEACH HER THAT WAY

Lucky!: Teach me what way?

Mr white: Scroll up

The Devil's advocate: But you did teach her right?

Stage Jock: Yeah because she was curious

The Devil: Curious huh?

Stage Jock: hhhhhhh

Stage Jock: It's not like that

Lucky!: Yeah Misora chan taught me about being gay when we were younger

Lucky!: She was a really great teacher!

Stage Jock: My older sisters are lesbians so of course I had to teach her when she asked

Stage Jock: Nothing more, nothing less

Lucky!: OH WAIT

Lucky! I KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG

Lucky!: KAREN CHAN DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Non Non Dayo: Nope!

Superhero lalafin: eh?

Mr White: ...

Home Run: :( Karen chan…

Non Non Dayo: I GOT TWO GREAT ONES!

Lucky!: NICEEE

Mr White: *sends emoji of smiling Mr White*

Home Run: :D

Lucky!: I didn't know Junna chan let you have two of them!

DoneTM: ME?

DoneTM: What does this have to do me?

Lucky!: Aren't you like the dad of the group?

Bananice: Oh whose the mum Aruru chan?

Lucky!: You are Nana chan!

DoneTM: WHO TOLD YOU OF THIS?

Lucky!: Kaoruko chan before we joined the group chat the other day!

DoneTM: For Fuck sake Kaoruko

DoneTM: Had it not been Literature class you would be on the ground like a dog

*DoneTM is now offline*

Bananice: Oh wow

Superhero Lalafin: HOLY SHIT

Superhero Lalafin: I felt that

C'est moi, la star: Now do you get why Junna is called DoneTM

Superhero Lalafin: Yeah omg

The Devil's advocate: Shit she's mad, I'm not helping you with this Kaoruko

The Devil: WORTH IT

The Devil: God I wish I changed her name as well to Daddy Junna like last time

*Bananice deletes a message*

Lucky!: Wait I missed that what did she say?

The Devil: Oh come on

Bananice: It's the best for both you Kaoruko chan, unless you want Junna chan to make a eulogy at your funeral

The Devil: She better give me a good eulogy at least

Mr White: I'm not going to your funeral

The Devil: Oh fuck you

Mr White: I had breakfast, your misery is free game now

Stage jock: Is Seisho always like this?

TendouMaya: Yes

TendouMaya: They were on a good behaviour when we first met

Lucky!: So Karen chan who are your girlfriends?

Non Non day: Oh it's Hikari chan and Mahiru chan

Lucky!: Wow you're so lucky!

Non Non Day: I know right?

Non Non Day: They're so pretty and cute and ahhhh

Non Non Day: I love them

Home Run: Karen chan…

TendouMaya: Kagura san that's a nice shade of red on your face

Mr White: Shut up

Superhero Lalafin: Lol that's gay

Lucky!: Hey Misora chan?

Stage jock: ?

Lucky!: Can I have two girlfriends?

Stage jock: aksdaskldjalksjd

Stage jock: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?

Lucky!: Because Shizuha chan said that you're like my impulse control

Lucky!: Like 80% of it

Superhero Lalafin: Hahaha Aruru Shizuha was just saying a meme

Admin God: It's still true

Lucky!: Yeah and I agree!

Lucky!: So can I Misora chan?

Stage jock: hhhhh

The Devil: Nothing more, nothing less huh Misora han?

*Stage jock is now offline*

Superhero Lalafin: Misora?

Lucky!: She's okay! She's doing school work

Lucky!: But her face is kinda red

Lucky!: I hope she's okay

Lucky!: ahhhh teacher here gtg

*Lucky! Is now offline*

The Devil: so how long do you think Misora han is gay for Aruru han?

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko

The Devil's advocate: It's time to stop now

TendouMaya: I'd rather not gossip about people younger than us

Admin God: I'd kindly ask that you don't gossip about my kouhais Kaoruko san

Superhero Lalafin: Yeah, it's all fun and games for some teasing but it's off limits when they're not around

The Devil: Since you all asked kindly I'll stop cause I'm nice like that

Admin God: Thank you

C'est moi, la star: I still can't believe after all of this we haven't found out who changed my name

The Devil: Some things are just better as a mystery

[In The Devil's DMs]

Admin God: In return for not gossiping about my kouhais

Admin God: I won't tell Claudine san that you changed her name

The Devil: ASJDADLAKSD

The Devil: How the fuck did you know?

Admin God: I didn't

The Devil: …

The Devil: Fuck

Admin God: Also I saw that message before Nana chan deleted it

Admin God: And I thought it was interesting how you used 'as well'

The Devil: …

Admin God: So now I'm curious on how you managed to change her name without an admin pass

The Devil: How the hell does this help me?

Admin God: I won't block you from making messages

The Devil: YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Admin God: Of course I can

Admin God: I'm the Admin God :)

The Devil: …

The Devil: You're secretly evil

The Devil: I hate that it's used against me but I respect that

Admin God: So will share then?

The Devil: Yeah fine whatever

The Devil: I woke up in the middle of the night, snuck into Mahikaren's room and went on Mahiru's phone

Admin God: Oh good, it was from an external source

Admin God: Thank you for that I thought you used a hack that changed names

The Devil: There's a hack for that?

Admin God: Of course there is, but it's not good for you to try

The Devil: That's quitter talk

Admin God: No that's a warning :)

The Devil: …..

Admin God: Goodness I've been talking for a while, I have to get going now Kaoruko san!

Admin God: It was nice to talk to you though!

[In The Devil's advocate DM's]

The Devil: Futaba han I know you won't protect me from Junna han

The Devil: But protect me from Shizuha han please

The Devil's advocate: What did you do Kaoruko?

The Devil: Nothing

The Devil's advocate: Kaoruko…

The Devil: I will do nothing because that girl is secretly evil and as your wife you should protect me

The Devil's advocate: Geez

The Devil's advocate: If you pay attention in class and stop texting in class for a week I'll protect you

The Devil: Deal

The Devil: Love you Futaba han~

The Devil's advocate: Love you too Kaoruko

The Devil's advocate: Now pay attention before your phone gets taken away again

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[In the Starlight Server, Seigfeld group chat ]

Gacha gal: yknow something yachiyo 

Gacha girl: Yachiyo I know you’re online 

Gacha girl: damn it yachiyo 

Gacha gal: @:3c

:3c: you called Mei fan? 

Gacha girl: you’re doing this on purpose, aren't you? 

:3c: hmm? 

Gacha gal: every time I need to ask a question or try to talk to you and when you’re clearly online you only answer when I ping you 

:3c: This is a harmful accusation to my adminhood where is your proof

Gacha gal: last time I needed you you made me for 30 minutes before Shiori pinged you to answer me 

:3c: I see no proof of this “30 minutes waiting time” 

Gacha Gal: I TIMED IT!!

:3c: Ah But did you save it? 

Gacha Gal: ...........

:3c: I rest my case 

Gacha gal: you know you’re pretty annoying yachiyo 

:3c: Aww thank you mei Fan and here I thought you were only focusing on Akira 

Gacha gal: abdhslan where in the world did you get to that? 

:3c: All I heard was you know you’re pretty 

:3c: because I’m focusing on the positive things in life :) 

Gacha gal: I never wanted to punch you in than face more than this moment 

:3c: with your lips? ;) 

Gacha gal: YACHIYO! 

Hercules: hey guys remember our rule about flirting!

Gacha gal: but we were not flirting! 

:3c: Oh is Mei Fan going against a senpai’s word? 

Gacha gal: ... 

Gacha gal; sorry for flirting Michiru senpai 

:3c: Yeah sorry Michiru senpai

Hercules: it’s fine girls! Just keep it PG and in the DMs or general. That way its entertainment for everyone okay? 

Hercules: Now What was your question again Mei fan? 

Gacha gal: Honestly I’m so mad at Yachiyo that I can’t even remember

Horse girl: Mei Fan senpai, I think it was about Yachiyo’s position as school admin 

Horse girl: we talked about this before in lessons 

:3c: Oh you talked about me? I’m flattered 

Hercules: Yachiyo

:3c: sorry sorry

:3c: moving this conversation 

Gacha gal: Wait what do you mean move this—  

Gacha gal: yachiyo I don’t know when you’re going to read this but you’re an ass

[In the Starlight Server, General Chat] 

Superhero Lalafin: And that’s why I love rabbits! 

Bananice: thank you for sharing lala-chan!

DoneTM: Yes that was a very informative rabbit thread 

Superhero Lalafin: no thank you banana for telling me so much cool things about frogs! 

Squidward: You can say that those talks were *hopping*

Squidward: badum tsh

Superhero Lalafin: oh my god 

The devil: this is why you’re called Squidward 

Superhero Lalafin: Tsukasa that was so bad 

Superhero Lalafin: also Shizuha I can't believe you found it funny 

Squidward: Wait Shizuha found it funny? 

DoneTM: isn’t she playing a game right now? That’s what the words under her icon say anyways 

Superhero Lalafin: yeah! She got a pop up notification and snorted lol 

The devil: but it’s not even that funny??

 Admin God: All puns are funny even if they are bad 

Squidward: awww thanks for laughing at my puns Shizuha 

Admin god: no problem 

:3c: hey sorry to interrupt the chat but 

Superhero Lalafin: yachiyooo 

Bananice: oh don’t worry I think our convo is done 

 :3c: hey Lalafin san also that’s great because I got to say something 

:3c: @gacha gal Oh you talked about me? I’m flattered 

The devil: oh? 👀👀👀

Gacha gal: I really hate you yachiyo 

:3c:  gasp  oh my poor fragile heart 

:3c: how can you do this to me mei Fan 

:3c: I thought we have something special 

Superhero Lalafin: (is this a sudden improv break up scene?) 

Squidward: (I don’t know but they make very good lovers on stage) 

Gacha gal: AVDIANANFALAND A 

Gacha gal: WE’RE NOT LOVERS 

Squidward: On stage! I did say on stage 

:3c: are you okay mei Fan? You’re going against all sort of senpais today 

Gacha gal: ..... 

*Gacha gal blocks :3c*

*several people are typing*

Horse girl: Mei Fan senpai!??? 

The Devil: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DoneTM: Kaoruko you lost the bet cough up

* TendoMaya is now online* 

Superhero Lalafin: sbaiabdjskan

Hercules: I wasn’t expecting that but I’m also not surprised

TendoMaya: I saw notification about the bets? Who else lost and did I win yet?

The Devil: There’s drama in seatbelt also FUCK not again

Squidward: WAIT HOLD ON THERE'S A BET!? 

Bananice: Kaoruko chan don’t get involved 

Bananice: I’m sure they could sort out the problem

Superhero Lalafin: Shizuha YOU MADE BLOCKS TRANSPARENT!??? 

Admin God: I figured it would be best if all of us would be honest with each other? 

Bananice: Also take all bets to our group chat and ping everyone 

Superhero Lalafin: yeah but ITS BLOCKING PEOPLE SHIZUHA! 

Squidward: I can’t believe there’s a bet going on and Aruru isn’t involved

The Devil: everyone shut up Yachiyo han is typing

Bananice: but after this conversation 

Superhero Lalafin: *gets the popcorn* 

:3c: now this is a bit overkill don’t you think? 

The Devil: *steals the popcorn*

Gacha gal: you know what you did

Superhero Lalafin: *makes more popcorn* 

:3c: what follow the rules?

:3c: Michiru senpai said it was either the DMs or here 

Hercules: Wait were you two flirting again? 

Gacha gal: It’s not flirting she’s just being an ass 

Gacha gal: AND DON'T SAY A SINGLE WORD YACHIYO 

:3c: *sends thumbs up emoji* 

:3c: *sends a screenshot* 

[Screen shot ID: it is the DM between Yachiyo and mei Fan and it contains a small dialogue of text: 

:3c: I read your comment 

Gacha gal: What comment? 

:3c: “yachiyo I don’t know when you’re going to read this but you’re an ass” and to that I say

:3c: But you like my ass right? ;) 

**You are no longer able to message this person** 

:3c: As you can see I was following the rules and this block is unjust (message not sent) 

End Screenshot ID]

The devil: omfg 

Gacha gal: I hate you so much 

:3c: this is bullying

Gacha gal: this is harassment

:3c: this is unfair

TendoMaya: this is— wait, no, i don't want a part of this conversation actually

The devil: dychjknln 

Superhero Lalafin: Lmaooo

Bananice: Maya chan you too, don’t get involved 

TendoMaya: My sincerest apologies 

:3c: I hate how that made me laugh lol 

Hercules: Mind if I say A few words on this matter?

Gacha gal: Of course Michiru senpai 

:3c: The floor is all yours

Hercules: I won’t say the block is unjust but it won’t change my mind about yachiyo’s admin position.

Hercules: that being said this disagreement better not be reflected onto the stage and if so should be sorted out immediately between the both of you okay?

Gacha gal: of course senpai 

:3c: What mei Fan said 

Gacha gal: I’m still not unblocking you btw 

:3c: that’s fair 

Horse girl: ummm Mei Fan senpai is there anything yachiyo senpai can do to be unblocked? 

:3c: Shiori dear, you’re sweet kouhai but you don’t need to step in for me

:3c: it’s what’s I deserved 

Gacha gal: honestly if she gives me a sincere apology and explain how she became an admin I will unblock her

:3c: very well Mei Fan dearest I’ll give you my most sincere apology 

*:3c is typing*

Hercules: well i’m glad I got sorted out quickly

Bananice: mhm it’s really nice to see two friends get along

The devil: honestly expected more drama but oh well

The devil: it’s over now so @seisho bet happened 

*The Devil’s advocate is now online*

DoneTM: Nana said in the group chat Kaourko…

Squidward: hold on I still want to know what’s the bet all about 

Superhero Lalafin: Wait there’s a bet? 

Gacha Gal: There's a bet? 

Hercules: I wasn’t aware gambling was allowed 

Admin God: As far as I’m concerned it wasn’t 

*Non Non Dayo is now online*

The Devil: Oh dear if it’s not allowed then I guess we just have to forfeit it 

The Devil: what a shame

DoneTM: You just told everyone to get yourself out of the bet didn’t you? 

The Devil: Oh I would never be that selfish Junna han 

The Devil: I got Karen han out of the bet as well 

Non Non Dayo: Eh? I lost?? 

*C’est moi, la star is now online*

The Devil’s advocate: I think most of us lost Karen

Admin God: That being said I am willing to overlook this one incident as it already happened and will talk with the rest of the mods if it will be continued within the server 

The Devil: Fuck 

Admin God: After this incident I would kindly ask for no more betting rounds until further notice is that okay? 

(*:3c is still typing*)

Bananice: Sure thing Shizuha chan! And I speak for everyone when I say this 

Squidward: I still don’t know what the bet is about 

Superhero Lalafin: Yeah! What is the bet about? 

*Home Run is now online*

*Mr White is now online*

Home Run: I’ll explain whilst everyone else deals with the bet stuff 

Non Non Dayo: Okay Mahiru Chan! 

Bananice: we’ll get you if there’s any other troubles 

Home Run: So we have two bets running along each other right now, both are being completed rn. 

Home Run: One was which school is going to get a ban first 

Home Run: The other was how long will it take until a ban happens in the server. 

Squidward: Wow

Hercules: Wait Wait Wait you all decided to pool a bet on who gets in trouble first? 

Home Run: Well when you put it like that… 

C’est moi, la star: Honestly don’t worry about it too much, this is a server of 24 girls after all, its bound to get chaotic 

Gacha Gal: for the sake of our school’s reputation I hope most of you lost 

C’est moi, la star: Everyone lost but Nana for that round 

Horse girl: So only one person voted for our school?

Home Run: Yeah four of us voted for seisho, two for rinmeikan and two more for frontier 

Hercules: Really?

(*:3c is still typing*)

Admin God: I’m curious now how much money Nana chan will get 

Admin God: And how this works

C’est moi, la star: Basically we say what we’re giving up when the bet starts and then whoever wins will have to split the different prizes between them except this time all the stuff goes to Banana

Gacha Gal: sounds simple enough 

Superhero Lalafin: Oh what about the other bet! 

Squidward: Yeah who won that?

Home Run: Hold on let me check 

Home Run: Kaoruko and Hikari only 

The Devil: Fuck yeah! 

The Devil’s advocate: Kaoruko get back you still got to sort out your loss 

Gacha Gal: Wait what did they vote on?

Home Run: They said that someone would get banned within the first week of the server starting 

Gacha Gal: …

The Devil: I will unashamedly say that I had no hope that this server would be ban free in a week it starts 

The Devil: I see chaos and this place is the nest of it 

Gacha Gal: I’m sure this is not that bad…

The Devil: Mei fan han right? Someone in Rinmeikan is literally called clown 

Superhero Lalafin: Lavender clown actually 

C’est moi, la star: I’m surprised they’re not here actually 

Squidward: Oh Ichie was here before but then her phone got taken away but Fumi took it away 

Horse girl: ah… 

Bananice: Oh I remember that, apparently they’re doing training right now 

Squidward: They might come after their session

The Devil: Still my point stands, this is a land of chaos and my bet just proves it 

The Devil: That being said why the hell is Yachiyo han still writing? 

The Devil: Oh wait she stopped

Gacha Gal: I have a bad feeling about this… 

:3c: My dearest, Mei Fan

I write you this token of apology from my most sincerest of thoughts. After all you are nothing but an honest red flower, a passionate array of warmth amongst the cold winter fields. You are worth the most valuable Ruby amongst the stars but even then you are still truly priceless and you deserve more praise than you are given. So for that I say with the most humblest of hearts I am sorry for overstepping my boundaries and annoying you enough to put a wall between us and our relationship that I truly cherish from the bottom of my heart, in ways written words Will fail to say. I know I do not deserve your kindness and generosity and warmth that you provide every day all but I ask for the mercy of your forgiveness and to have to wall between us be gone once more. 

Yours Truly 

Yachiyo

:3c: How’s that for a sincere apology?

*Several people are typing* 

Gacha Gal: oh my god 

The Devil: AHSAAAHADSL

Squidward: Several people are typing omfg 

The Devil: ANOTHER EVIDENCE OF CHAOTIC PROOF 

Admin God: My my this server keeps on surprising me 

Horse girl: Yachiyo senpai…that’s so beautiful

Superhero Lalafin: This reminds of Misora’s letters

Hercules: Yachiyo! Since when did you become all flowery? 

Superhero Lalafin: @Lucky! What do you think

*Lucky! Is now online* 

Lucky!: Huh what’s going? 

Squidward: Scroll up but not too much 

Lucky!: Oh yeah that does remind of Misora’s letters, except sometimes she ends them with Love, Misora. 

DoneTM: Honestly I’m impressed by the sheer vocabulary although the sentence structure should be more varied to give some sentences a bit more of an impact. Also that’s interesting position of the comma there after my dearest as it would indicate a pause between my dearest and mei fan san’s name. 

The Devil: Only you Junna han would analyse an apology between kouhais

DoneTM: I’m trying to praise it! 

:3c: And I thank you for that Junna san. 

:3c: But more importantly what does Mei Fan have to say about this? Mei fan you’ve been awfully quiet, cat got your tongue? 

Gacha Gal: SHUT UP YACHIYO

Gacha Gal: ALSO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

:3c: My most sincerest apology, do you not like it? 

Gacha Gal: YOU ARE LYING THIS IS NOT A SINCERE APOLOGY  

Gacha Gal: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT 

:3c: Mei fan my heart, you’re hurting it

Gacha Gal: THAT IS NOT

Gacha Gal: I REFUSE 

Horse girl: Mei fan senpai do you want a drink? You’re looking a bit red and I’m getting worried 

Gacha Gal: SHIORI YOU’RE AN ANGEL 

The Devil: A bit red huh? 

Gacha Gal: ITS NOT LIKE THAT YACHIYO 

:3c: Wrong person there Mei fan, I didn’t say anything 

Gacha Gal: … 

Hercules: I think you need a bit of a break Mei fan, just to cool down a bit 

Gacha Gal: You’re right Michiru senpai but I also want to know how Yachiyo became admin 

:3c: Oh right you did ask that didn’t you

The Devil: honestly I’m very curious as well 

DoneTM: Of course you are 

The Devil: What does that mean? 

:3c: Well if you guys want to know so badly I have to have someone join first

:3c: @Akira 

Gacha Gal: Akira senpai? Really?

:3c: I did say I’ll explain when everyone is here 

*Akira is now online*

Akira: Why did I get a notification?

Lucky!: Akira chan!

Akira: ...Hello.

Lucky!: It’s Aruru!

Akira: …

Akira: What's with all the names?

Hercules: I’ll Dm you who is who Akira just wait 

Akira: Thank you?

Hercules: … 

Hercules: It’s Michiru Akira 

Akira: Ah. My bad Michiru. 

:3c: Hold on I just realised, Akira senpai you don’t have a nickname?

Akira: I don’t see the purpose of confusing everyone with different names. 

:3c: Yeah okay Michiru senpai Akira senpai is going to need a nickname soon

Akira: Why would I need one?

Superhero Lalafin: It’s for fun Akira san! 

Akira: ...Right. 

The Devil: This is boring Yachiyo han just explain how you managed to become an admin please?

Hercules: Akira go to the group chat, I can get you to speed 

Akira: And where is this group chat?

Hercules: …

Hercules: Hold on, where are you, I’ll help you in person  

Akira: In the student council room. Also I much appreciate your help Michiru. 

Hercules: Okay be there in 2 minutes

Hercules: Yachiyo continue 

:3c: Of course Michiru senpai 

:3c: Anyways, the real reason why I am admin is because responsibility runs in the family 

Gacha Gal: You’re kidding

:3c: I absolutely am not. My older cousin is part of the disciplinary committee and my other cousin is the student council president so I am a valid candidate for this position. I have to make them both proud you know. 

Gacha Gal: I refuse to believe this 

:3c: You refuse to believe I have cousins who are part of the council committee of their respective schools? Fun fact both of them play guitar and they’re very good at it

Lucky!: Oh wow Yachiyo chan your cousins are cool! 

:3c: Thank you Aruru 

Gacha Gal: I refuse to believe that your cousins are the sole reason why you chose to be an admin

:3c: Well there is one other reason

Gacha Gal: Which is?

:3c: I like the colour pink

Gacha Gal: I

Gacha Gal: I want to say I don’t believe you but I know you enough to believe that’s true

Hercules: Well she’s missing a few other things but that’s most of it

Hercules: Shall I share it I wonder? Hmmmm 

:3c: Michiru senpai please have mercy 

:3c: I have a reputation 

Hercules: So do I so alas I have no choice 

*Hercules sends a set of screenshots* 

[Screen shots ID: it is the DMs between Yachiyo and Michiru and it contains a small dialogue of text: 

:3c: Michiru senpai can I talk to you for a second? 

Hercules: Of course Yachiyo what do you need?

:3c: I have a small suggestion concerning the school admin for the server 

Hercules: Oh?

:3c: Hear me out

:3c: Consider the idea where I can be admin 

Hercules: That’s an interesting idea Yachiyo 

:3c: But like it’s similar to Shizuha san’s and Aruru’s dynamic where you’re still in charge of me as a supervisor and is free to remove my admin hood but I still do most of the grunt work. I do have the qualifications for this btw like my older cousins are both part of their student committee and I’ve been told to follow their examples 

Hercules: I won’t lie, I wasn’t expecting this coming from you 

:3c: Honestly that’s fair 

Hercules: Why do you want to do this anyways? And be honest with me Yachiyo 

:3c: Alright, I want the colour pink for my name 

Hercules: Seriously? 

:3c: Okay I know that doesn’t show my seriousness about this but consider the benefits Michiru senpai

:3c: This is a chance to show how responsible I am and I will most likely be the most active talking the girls because I’m good at that. 

Hercules: So you’re using this opportunity to flirt more? 

:3c: Well no, at least not directly? I think? I’m very much more a go with the flow kind of girl if any of them swing my way 

Hercules: Please stop talking about your love life 

:3c: Shutting up 

Hercules: That reminds me, I need to set a no flirting ban within the group chat 

:3c: ...Does this have to do with me?

Hercules: Yes 

:3c: That’s totally fair, absolutely. 100% 

Hercules: You’re really bad at buttering people up with text Yachiyo 

:3c: That’s because I can’t see your face senpai and the fact I really reallly want my name to be pink 

:3c: I’m a fashionista, this cat like emoji as a name would look 250% better in hot pink 

Hercules: And Hercules wouldn’t?

:3c: ...I refuse to comment 

Hercules: Interesting… 

:3c: But seriously you’re already have so much on your plate, it's better for you to supervise me rather than be an admin, monitor online stuff and ALSO supervise me so please think about it 

Hercules: How badly do you want your name to be pink Yachiyo?

:3c: Enough, like a lot like I’ll uhhh I’ll ummm 

:3c: I’ll work harder with the treasurer stuff if you let me have this 

Hercules: … 

Hercules: Fine 

:3c: Woooooooo

Hercules: I’ll talk to Shizuha chan about this and if she agrees you’ll be the school admin

:3c: You will not regret your decision Michiru senpai 

Hercules: Oh don’t bother lying we both know you’re going to do something soon and make me regret this 

Hercules: Just try to behave for as long as you can alright? 

:3c: Fine by me 

Hercules: Besides I was going to let you be admin anyways after you asked 

:3c: Did you just want to see me grovel?

Hercules: Yes

:3c: ...That's valid, senpai I'd probably have done the same

End Screenshot ID]

Gacha Gal: You really... became an admin… for the colour 

:3c: It’s hot pink Mei fan, hot pink

Superhero Lalafin: Honestly Yachiyo you’re so valid 

:3c: Thank you Lalafin san 

The Devil: I have decided something and this came with a lot of thought 

Mr White: That must’ve been very hard for you 

The Devil: Oh shut it Hikari han

The Devil: Yachiyo han? 

:3c: Hmm?

*The Devil sends a friend request to :3c* 

The Devil: Come join my allegiance 

The Devil: Under my tutelage you’ll become the best admin in the whole server 

Lucky!: Oh I didn’t know that you can be friends in the server!

Superhero Lalafin: Hold on a sec Shizuha you’ve made friend requests public as well??? 

Admin God: It’s about the honesty Lalafin 

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Stage Jock*

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Superhero Lalafin*

Gacha Gal: Yachiyo please tell me you’re not considering this 

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Admin God *

*Superhero Lalafin accepts Lucky!’s friend request* 

:3c: And why not?

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Squidward*

*Admin God accepts Lucky!’s friend request* 

Superhero Lalafin: SHIZUHAAA

*Squidward accepts Lucky!’s friend request* 

Gacha Gal: You’re literally making a deal with the devil 

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Lavender Clown *

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Non Non Dayo*

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Akira*

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to :3c*

:3c: Now that sounds fun 

*:3c accepts The Devil’s friend request* 

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Hercules*

*:3c accepts Lucky!’s friend request* 

Superhero Lalafin: See what I mean Shizuha!  

*Lucky! Sends a friend request to Gacha Gal*

*Admin God mutes all friend requests interactions*

Admin God: You have a fair point Lalafin

Lucky!: Ahhh sorry Shizuha chan

Admin God: No you’re fine I just made a small error on my part

DoneTM: That’s it, I'm writing my will

DoneTM: Again 

Bananice: Oh I’m sure it won’t be that bad Junna chan 

Admin God: You can still send friend requests btw Aruru, we just can’t see who you send it to and if they accept it or not

Lucky!: Yayyyy

C’est moi, la star: Futaba, What’s your thoughts on this?

The Devil’s advocate: Honestly I’m impressed for Kaoruko to open up this quickly so I’m all down for this 

The Devil: Futaba han please, I have a reputation 

The Devil’s advocate: And you’re beating it so seriously. I’m proud of you. 

The Devil’s advocate: Good job Kaourko 

Akira: I don’t understand what is going on 

Akira: May I please leave now?

Akira: Also what’s this friends request thing?

Lucky!: Press the accept button!! 

Akira: ...I pressed the decline one

Squidward: Maybe next time Aruru

Lucky!: awww man 

Superhero Lalafin: creeper 

:3c: Not yet Akira senpai we need to figure out a nickname for you 

Lucky!: OMG RESERVED CREEPER MEME

Akira: … 

Akira: I am very confused but I used Akki before as a nickname

*Hercules deletes a message* 

:3c: Wait what was that?

Akira: ... 

Hercules: No not like that Akira, an online name

Hercules: Something that has a small link to a facet of your personality or something you like 

Hercules: For something, I like the role of Hercules I did a while back enough for it to be my online name 

Akira: I see… 

Akira: Much like belle?

Hercules: Yes exactly 

Gacha Gal: hhhhhhhhhhhhh 

Gacha Gal: Belleeeee 

Bananice: Excuse me but who is belle?

Horse girl: Belle was the name of a dog we had to look after when it wandered to the school grounds but we found her owner and gave her back

Gacha Gal: I miss her so much

:3c: I would suggest we move this talk of the names for Akira into the group chat so that we don’t clog up the general chat but I can’t access it 

Bananice: Oh don’t worry you’re fine! Most of us are lurking and reading anyways

DoneTM: Wait why can’t you access it?

:3c: It’s an effect of being blocked as well as not being able to access Mei Fan’s dms like I can read it but I can’t write anything

Gacha gal: Oh right sorry! 

*Gacha gal unblocked :3c* 

:3c: Finally some sense of freedom

Akira: Why was Yachiyo blocked? 

Gacha Gal: I uhhhh 

:3c: Oh don’t worry about it Akira san, I deserved it

Admin God: Heads up if someone is banned by a mod of the school then they can’t even read the group chat 

DoneTM: I see… 

Bananice: a asl;da][]s sfkj 

Admin God: Nana chan??? 

*Bananice blocked The Devil* 

The Devil: OH COME ON 

DoneTM: Hey guys this is Banana chan Junna chan stole my phone to block Kaoruko chan

Bananice: You and I know you both deserve this Karouko 

Mr White: I’m a little annoyed I didn’t think about this first 

Home Run: Hikari chan, no 

:3c: Yeah okay we gotta move this to the group chat so that we don’t get derailed 

Akira: Very well 

Lucky!: Can’t wait to see what your new name will be Akira chan!

The Devil: wait before you go I have a suggestion! 

:3c: Oh? 

The Devil: Akira han you do ice skating right? 

Akira: That is correct. 

The Devil: Well consider this for a nickname if you swing that way 

Akira: What does swinging have to do with ice skating? 

The Devil’s advocate: Kaoruko no 

The Devil: Yuri on ice

Akira: …. 

Bananice: Junna still speaking, you’re not getting unblocked now

Superhero Lalafin: I like this but I also hate this so much 

Superhero Lalafin: Not because Yuri on ice is bad but because it didn’t deserve that many awards… 

Gacha Gal: Honestly same, I love Yuri on ice but yeah 

Superhero Lalafin: omg wait you watch anime?

Gacha Gal: Wait— YOU LIKE ANIME???

Superhero Lalafin: YEAH 

Gacha Gal: omg omg omg 

Superhero Lalafin: Omg I’m sending you a friend request and dming you right now!

Gacha gal: Okay!!

The Devil: Hold on I got a better name than that 

The Devil: ACTUAL Yuri on ice 

The Devil: I don’t plan to be baited again by a Yuri name

:3c: It’s so tempting to change Akira senpai's name to that

:3c: But I have a feeling if I do I would be strip of my pink name

Hercules: You made the correct assumption

The Devil: Yachiyo han I’m appalled. You’re my new loyal protege and you backstab me like this, minutes after I give you a token of my friendship? 

:3c: It’s funny Kaoruko san, but not funny enough 

The Devil: I TOOK YOU UNDER MY WING AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

:3c: Yeah

:3c: I like pink better than you Kaoruko san, it’s nothing personal

The Devil: So this was what Ceaser felt like 

Akira: Cold, yachiyo.

:3c: Thank you, akira-senpai.

Bananice: Caesar actually if you’re referring to the roman emperor who got stabbed by his friends

The Devil: yes, that thing, thank you for the information brute 

Bananice: Brutus 

:3c: Anyways gotta get going guys see ya!!

Lucky!: Byeeeee

[In the Starlight Server, Seigfeld group chat ]

:3c: Alright so Akira’s nickname 

:3c: Anyone got any good ideas?

Akira: Frau Platin?

:3c: Vetoed 

Hercules: I agree 

Akira: What is wrong with Frau Platin?

Hercules: Whist we’re not sure why they initially created the server this is a perfect time to ease away from school and the stage 

Akira: And this is why I won’t frequent on it 

Hercules: Akira… 

Akira: As Frau Platin I would not waste my time messing around on this chaotic place when it could be best used for the stage

Hercules: Yes but right now, you are NOT The Frau Platin, you’re just Akira 

Hercules: Like a random school girl 

:3c: Besides we’re mostly here for Shiori remember?

:3c: To help her with, y’know… 

:3c: Fumi san

Akira: ...Right

Horse girl: …. 

Horse girl: You don’t need to burden yourself for my sake Yukishiro senpai 

Akira: No, it’s fine. 

Akira: This isn’t much of a trouble as I’m making it out to be Shiori. 

Horse girl: If you say so… 

Hercules: Now that’s out of the way 

Hercules: Akira do you have any ideas on what to call yourself?

Akira: I will be forthright and say I do not. 

Hercules: Alright back to square one 

:3c: Let’s list Akira san’s positive traits first of all 

:3c: give ourselves a good idea of what we’re working with 

Hercules: Alright let’s start 

…

Akira: Should I be offended that 5 minutes have passed and no one said anything yet?

:3c: Honestly I was waiting for Mei Fan 

Hercules: same which is why I went to get snacks

Horse girl: umm… 

:3c: @Gacha Gal where are you? 

:3c: She’s not replying 

Horse girl: I was with Mei fan senpai and she said she can’t join in 

Hercules: Really?

:3c: This is about Akira san, did you mention that?

Horse girl: Well no, she just got super excited and left before I brought it up, apparently she’s watching something with Lalafin senpai 

Horse girl: A stage play for one of her favourite animes 

Akira: That’s acceptable, I understand why she’s not here. 

:3c: she’s missing out then 

:3c: Anyways back to good traits of Akira 

Horse Girl: well… 

Horse Girl: she has a lot of admirers 

:3c: Ah so you think she’s beautiful 

Horse Girl: ummmmm 

Hercules: Yachiyo no teasing

:3c: Fine

:3c: Shiori dear please continue 

Horse girl: ummm do I have to?

Akira: I understand this may be a bit uncomfortable Shiori but I would gladly appreciate your help with this. 

Akira: This is not the first time you helped me choose a name remember? 

Hercules: Ah yes belle 

:3c: We can call Akira san the beast

Akira: That would not make sense if there is no belle to match however.

:3c: So you want Shiori to match names with you? 

Horse girl: Ummmmmm 

Hercules: Yachiyo… 

:3c: It’s a serious question! 

Akira: As long as Shiori is fine with it, I wouldn’t mind, but only if she’s not uncomfortable with the name change. 

Horse girl: ummmmm 

Hercules: Before anyone say anything I veto this motion 

Hercules: purely on the romantic implications of beauty and the beast and this is not the play 

:3c: That’s a good point I would not like to explain this to Fumi san

Hercules: That too

Horse girl: …. 

Akira: Back to the drawing board then. 

:3c: What is good about Akira senpai? 

:3c: To save Shiori I’ll say something first

:3c: She’s a good leader 

Hercules: hmmm I don’t want anything too leadery, we’re trying to steer her away from her usual roles of Frau Platin

:3c: Ah okay 

Horse girl: Yukishiro senpai, do you have anything good to say about yourself?

Horse girl: because this is about you after all 

Akira: I like spices. 

Akira: I can handle them and I make my own spice. 

:3c: Spicy Akira 

:3c: Because she can be too hot to handle 

Akira: …. 

Akira: I like this. 

Hercules: Absolutely not 

Hercules: well… 

Hercules: Akira are you sure about this? 

Hercules: This is your name after all 

Akira: I like spices and I, unlike other people prefer having my own name included in this online name. 

Akira: It works. 

:3c: Spicy Akira it is 

*:3c changes the name Akira to Spicy Akira* 

:3c: Welcome aboard to the starlight server 

:3c: You’re officially one of us 

Spicy Akira: Thank you yachiyo 

Spicy Akira: I would like to kindly ask everyone to address me online using my online name. 

Spicy Akira: To as Michiru suggested before, to bring us closer as an edel group. 

Horse girl: Spicy Akira senpai… 

Hercules: OKAY THAT I’M SAYING NO TO 

Hercules: Akira you can keep your name but everyone do not address her as Spicy Akira understand?

Spicy Akira: Very well Michiru. 

:3c: Shiori dear are you okay there? I just went to get a drink and you look like you need one too 

Horse girl: Thank you for the gesture but I’m fine Yachiyo senpai

Horse girl: Just got to cool down a bit 

[In :3c’s DMs]

The Devil: I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING

The Devil: YOU ARE AN AMAZING PROTEGE 

The Devil: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO HAVE THE YUKISHIRO AKIRA’S NAME BE SPICY AKIRA AND GET AWAY WITH IT?

:3c: It’s a secret Kaoruko san ;)

:3c: But let’s try to keep her out of the dark of the online implications of spiciness for a bit longer okay?

:3c: I want to see how long this little name can last 

The Devil: Oh absolutely 

Chapter Text

[In the Starlight sever, Mod Chat] 

Admin God:  @mods  

Admin God: Is everyone here? 

Hercules: Should be yeah 

Lucky!: What are we talking about Shizuha chan? 

Bananice: Is it about the bets? 

Sleepy: The what 

:3: Oh right rinmeikan weren’t here 

Home Run: Basically we being seisho had a secret bet on who gets blocked first and when and then when it became revealed to the rest of the server all bets were banned until the mods talked about it

Sleepy: Alright who got banned? 

:3c: Yours truly 

Sleepy: lol then why is Kaoruko senpai still banned? 

Admin God: I’m not quite sure... 

Bananice: Junna chan wanted a little bit more peace 

:3c: I’ve been asked to deliver a message by Kaoruko san that it’s also because and I quote 

:3c: Banana han is whipped by the uptight glasses

Home Run: ....umm

Bananice: ....

Admin God: She means for right?

Sleepy: what

:3c: Umm she said she says what she says

:3c: and I don’t know if I should say the rest 

Hercules: Please don’t

Bananice: Well, tell her that Junna chan is aware of what she said

Sleepy: the

Bananice: Also that’s not true

:3c: Oh I think she’s aware, she’s spamming Junna san on the general chat

Sleepy: hell?

:3c: Please don’t ban me again I’m just the messenger 

Hercules: I don’t even know how she managed to know about this conversation 

:3c: Oh I asked her for her side of the story the moment Yuyuko brought it up 

Hercules: Oh right you two are friends… 

Hercules: I question if I should let it continue or not

Lucky!: Ahh that reminds me I forgot to ask seisho for friend requests and also Akira chan again!

:3c: good luck Aruru 

Lucky!: awww thanks Yachiyo chan 

Sleepy: I’m so confused...

Admin God: It’s okay Yuyuko chan I’ll explain everything 

Sleepy: no no I get the concept of being online friends and friend requests 

Sleepy: I just don’t know how Kaoruko senpai and yachiyo became friends 

Home Run: have you ever tried reading back? 

Sleepy: honestly I don’t have energy for that 

Sleepy: everyone here talks way too much 

Sleepy: I take a nap and there is like 200+ notifications 

:3c: Rip Yuyuko 

Hercules: come to think of it rinmeikan isn’t actually a chatty bunch 

Bananice: Unless you’re counting Ichie chan 

Lucky!: Now that you mention it, I haven’t really seen Rui chan around lately 

Home Run: Or Tamao san 

:3c: I swear I haven’t seen seen Fumi san at all 

Admin God: They are mostly offline or invisible yes

:3c: Invisible???

Sleepy: Eh we all have our reasons but we do tend to be quite busy offline 

Sleepy: Ichie san is always on her phone so makes sense she’s around the most 

:3c: Come on though, even Akira senpai who deleted the first server is trying to make an effort to talk 

Sleepy: well then congrats to her 

Sleepy: doesn’t affect how busy we all are sometimes 

Lucky!: Oooo what do you guys do? Do you guys like sports a lot like Misora chan? 

Sleepy: sleep, Kendo, gardening, other stuff 

:3c: What does Fumi san do?

Sleepy: I’m not obligated to share my senpai’s personal life I hope you understand 

Hercules: of course, she’s just being curious 

Sleepy: great 

Sleepy: also I know this convo been derailed enough 

Sleepy: but can rinmeikan get another mod? 

Sleepy: I see 2 v 2 v 2 v 1 rn

Lucky!: lmao revue of pairs 

:3: minus 1

Admin God: I’m technically not mod but I see your point 

Admin God: shall I give Tamao chan her role back? 

Sleepy: nah I think it’s best for a group discussion 

Sleepy: you guys can continue talking btw 

Sleepy: me and the new mod can just scroll up 

[In the Starlight server, Rinmiekan Group Chat]

Lavender Clown: So Aruru is really nice, very energetic but mostly really sweet 

Kendo Girl: That’s good to know...

Ponzu: Think Ichie But more sparkles and yay also your age

Lavender Clown: Awww Fumi you’re thinking of me 

Ponzu: don’t put words in my mouth Ichie 

Flower Leader: hmm I think Aruru chan and Ichie are a bit different Fumi 

Ponzu: well yeah I’m just trying to make her seem more familiar  

Kendo Girl: Sorry about this guys... 

Lavender Clown: Nah you’re fine Rui

Kendo Girl: No it’s really not... 

Kendo Girl: I really should be over this and it should be easier when it's not face to face but I still can’t even say anything to anyone 

Kendo Girl: I’m so useless...

Flower Leader: Rui chan please don’t say that about yourself 

Ponzu: That’s right Rui social anxiety is a pain so the fact that you’re trying your best to tackle it despite everything shows how strong you are and how much you’re not useless 

Lavender Clown: Yeah and if anyone tries to start something Ichie here will prank them to kingdom come! 

Ponzu: I don’t think putting a toy frog in their locker is a good idea unless you want to be liable for trespassing 

Lavender Clown: Oh no those are only the tame ones 

Ponzu: ....

Ponzu: For my sake I’m terrified for what’s not considered tame 

Flower Leader: she does have over 8000 pranks in her notebook 

Kendo Girl: I was just surprised that she sent me a friend request...

Kendo Girl: I don’t even talk to her 

Lavender Clown: She’s really understanding so she’s a good choice for being your first online friend 

Kendo Girl: So… shall I befriend her?

Flower Leader: Only if you want to Rui Chan

Flower Leader: You don’t have to do anything you’re uncomfortable with

Lavender Clown: Yeah!! Take things at your own pace! 

Sleepy: Man I really hate to interrupt this but we got some important news

Ponzu: Welcome back Yuyuko

Kendo Girl: It’s fine Yukko, I’m just going to think on it for a while 

Flower Leader: How was the mod meeting Yuyuko chan?

Sleepy: Still ongoing

Sleepy: I came here to say that we need another mod

Flower Leader: Oh do I need to be a mod again?

Sleepy: Only if you have to Tamao senpai 

Sleepy: You have enough on your plate 

Kendo Girl: Sorry…

Sleepy: Not you Rui, just the gardening stuff plus making sure we’re all okay 

Sleepy: You take care of us offline enough times so it’s best that someone does the job online 

Flower Leader: Is that why you offered to be the mod?

Sleepy: Eh, it's one reason

Sleepy: Mostly because I been on enough forums at night to know how to mod 

Sleepy: It’s no big deal

Lavender Clown: stop being so modest Yuyuko! Or else you’ll have a big tsundere like Fumi

Ponzu: Excuse me!?

Flower Leader: Thank you anyways Yuyuko, that was really kind and thoughtful of you :)

Sleepy: ehhhh 

Sleepy: fine, I’ll take the compliment this time

Kendo Girl: are you blushing Yuyuko?

Sleepy: I’m embarrassed, there’s a difference

Sleepy: Blushing is when Fumi senpai goes all caps because Ichie is complimenting how pretty she looks 

Ponzu: EXCUSE ME!?

Sleepy: point proven

Lavender Clown: awww Fumi~~~

Ponzu: This is a baseless assumption Yuyuko 

Lavender Clown: 💜💜💜💜💜💜

Lavender Clown: You’re so sweet Fumi~

Ponzu: …Shut up Ichie

Sleepy: (When she has ellipses before shut up its when she’s really flustered)

Ponzu: WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GETTING THIS FROM???

Sleepy: Pattern recognition

Ponzu: What does that even mean?

Sleepy: It means I have eyes Fumi senpai 

Flower Leader: Now now we’re getting off tracked 

Flower Leader: If I’m not the mod who will it be?

Sleepy: Yeah this is why we need to talk about it

Sleepy: Because it’s either Fumi senpai or Ichie san

Sleepy: Well unless Rui wants to jump in

Kendo Girl: No thanks

Sleepy: Fumi senpai or Ichie san it is

Lavender Clown: I don’t mind doing it 

Ponzu: I don’t trust you with it 

Sleepy: I would suggest you Fumi senpai but Yachiyo kept asking questions about you and yeah

Sleepy: I don’t know how you want to deal with them but we got your back

Ponzu: …

Ponzu: Ichie you can be the mod but only if you promise to behave

Lavender Clown: I promise Fumi!

Ponzu: If not you’re not getting anymore of my cooking

Lavender Clown: :000

Lavender Clown: No more ponzu cooking???

Lavender Clown: You’re cruel Fumi

Ponzu: I have a feeling you would change my name everyday or do some other prank

Lavender Clown: I would never! That would saturate the prank! 

Kendo Girl: You’re kinda proving her point Ichie senpai

Lavender Clown: Oh! Will I get anything for being a good mod? 

Ponzu: Me not being mad at you?

Lavender Clown: Pleaseee Fumi~~ just another small incencentive? 

Ponzu: Geez 

Ponzu: Can’t you ask anyone else for this?

Flower Leader: Out of all of us you are the most likely to keep Ichie in line Fumi 

Ponzu: Fine…

Ponzu: We can practise more piano… if you behave long enough

Lavender Clown: !!!! 

Lavender Clown: Deal!!

Lavender Clown: I won’t let you down Fumi!

Sleepy: Right now that’s out of the way

Sleepy: Another thing

Sleepy: They noticed how quiet we are in the main channels

Sleepy: Also someone noticed that we could be invisible, which well most of us are half of the time but Ichie san

Kendo Girl: …

Lavender Clown: Invismeikan ftw!!

Sleepy: I manage to say how we’re all busy offline but yeah

Sleepy: I don’t want to push you guys to talk though 

Kendo Girl: It’s fine… 

Kendo Girl: I have to begin one day right?

Ponzu: Do we have to talk? 

Flower Leader: I do think it would be beneficial to all of us in the long run

Lavender Clown: I mean we can always have convos between ourselves just in general

Lavender Clown: That’s what most people do, the rest of us lurk and read 

Lavender Clown: And then say something in between if we can

Lavender Clown: Besides, it would be nice to talk to Shiori... right Fumi?

Ponzu: I’m not ready for this

Ponzu: I’m trying to be, for her, but I’m not 

Ponzu: I hope you all remember that 

Flower Leader: Oh course we do Fumi 

Flower Leader: The same thing to Rui applies to you too 

Flower Leader: Go at your own pace and no matter what we got your back

Ponzu: Thanks Tamao

Flower Leader: Any time Fumi

Lavender Clown: Hey guys 

Lavender Clown: We’re Backmeikan 

Lavender Clown: Cause we got each other’s backs!

Kendo Girl: Why did I suddenly think of backstreet boys?

Lavender Clown: Back-mei-kan alright! 

Ponzu: Why are you like this? 

Sleepy: The new Rinmeikan mod backmeikan

Lavender Clown: Woooo I’m hot pink!

Sleepy: yeah yeah yeah come on Ichie san we got a meeting to get to

Lavender Clown: Byeee guys

[In the Starlight sever, Mod Chat] 

Sleepy: So what did we miss?

Hercules: Thought you said you were gonna read back?

Sleepy: That was before I saw over 200ish messages exploded on my screen Michiru senpai

Lavender Clown: What’s upppp

Lucky!: ICHIE CHANNNNNNN

Lavender Clown: Arurururururu!!

:3c: 2 out of 3 of the shared single braincell trio are now mods

Home Run: Karen chan is so proud of them 

Lavender Clown: Awww Karen 

Lavender Clown: Wait shes not online

Bananice: She and Hikari chan are doing homework with Junna chan

Lavender Clown: ah… 

Lavender Clown: How long is this meeting going to take?

Sleepy: Let me guess you forgot about your homework again?

Lavender Clown: No… 

Lavender Clown: I forgot the day it’s due in

Sleepy: Geez

Hercules: So Tamao chan and Fumi didn’t want to be mods?

Sleepy: Well Tamao senpai already does so much for us offline it wouldn’t be fair for her to look after us online

Lavender Clown: And Fumi is just busy

:3c: Busy?

Lavender Clown: Yep! 

:3c: With what?

Lavender Clown: Stuff 

:3c: Stuff.

Lavender Clown: Yep! Sorry but she’s private like that y’know?

:3c: No I don’t know. It’s clear I don’t know anything about her. 

Hercules: But it's fine if she wants to act all mysterious 

Hercules: Kinda makes her seem more interesting y’know

Lucky!: Yeah!! Like I when me and Misora chan first met Tsukasa chan she was like so cool and mysterious 

Lucky!: But now we know she’s super cool and a bit of a dork XD 

Lavender Clown:  Yeah I was like that with Fumi too!! 

Lavender Clown: I first saw her when I noticed her staring at me and Tamao and thought wow this girl looks super cool and pretty 

Lavender Clown: And we’re friends and on the same stage she’s like still super pretty but also funny XD Even when she’s being a bit of a drill sergeant when we’re training 

:3c: Can we get back to the topic now? 

Lavender Clown: Oh right, sorry for derailing the conversation 

Home Run: Oh no it’s fine Ichie chan we’re all stuck anyways on something

Hercules: Besides we’re learning so much about the elusive rinmeikan 

Lavender Clown: Wow you make it sound like we’re cryptids Michiru lmao 

Lucky!: That’s what I said before!! 

Lavender Clown: Ayyyyyyyy 

Lucky!: Ayyyyyyy

Sleepy: What are you guys stuck on?

Bananice: Mostly figuring out what to bet on to be honest

Admin God: We figured out how it all works which is the same thing as what Seisho done which is you say what you’re betting so it’s all in a pool and then split it up the best you can with the winners. There is individual pools where each girl puts something in, this works for bets inside school too. But instead of making things individual for the most part, it’s mostly school group. For example Rinmeikan bets on anyone from Seisho being the, lets say, first person to get kicked out of the group chat. 

Hercules: Kaoruko 

Bananice: Kaoruko 

Home Run: Kaoruko

Sleepy: Kaoruko senpai

Admin God: Which won’t happen— okay then

:3c: I think she would be complimented by this  

:3c: But Yuyuko I’m confused why did you join in if you don’t read back?

Sleepy: I know enough of Kaoruko senpai to know she can cause trouble lmao

Admin God: Anyways the school grouping just makes it easier to handle who has to give what 

Admin God: Right now we’re trying to figure out what’s the first all school bet without upsetting anyone

Lavender Clown: Hmmmm

Lavender Clown: How about we do it about us? 2 of each school, first mod to be bribed to do something they shouldn’t do

Lavender Clown: Also to make it fair, you can’t bet on your own school. 

Lucky!: OOOOOOO I LOVE IT ICHIE CHAN!!

Admin God: It’s also a way to see how resilient and responsible all of us are… 

Hercules: That’s a very smart idea actually

Hercules: That way we don’t accidentally upset anyone for being in the first bet without them knowing

Sleepy: Wait how do we make bets to begin with? Like authorised ones

Admin God: All bets go through me or if it’s discussed in the channel I will make soon, popular vote. I’ll make rules about it don’t worry 

Sleepy: So I guess we’re done?

Bananice: Probably yeah 

Lavender Clown: Woooo 

Lavender Clown: Sorry for not helping out much by the way

Lavender Clown: I’ll be more productive next time

:3c: Honestly I’m surprised you’re taking this seriously 

Lavender Clown: Of course I am! Not the first time I had a serious job, just a bit rusty 

Sleepy: Also she has a deal with Fumi senpai

Lavender Clown: That too 

Lavender Clown: Anyways see ya guys in general 

:3c: A deal?

[In the Starlight Server, General Chat] 

The Devil: I can’t believe this 

The Devil: How the fuck did the clown become a mod?

Lavender Clown: honk

DoneTM: Language Kaoruko

Superhero Lalafin: ICHIEEEEE Congrats on the pink!

Lavender Clown: Ahaha thanks

Lavender Clown: Though I guess lavender clown doesn’t fit me anymore, now I’m a mod

Sleepy: Hot pink clown

Gacha Gal: No that’s Yachiyo’s name if she were to ever get out of that cat emoticon

:3c: meow

Spicy Akira: I don’t understand why Yachiyo would be considered a clown

Spicy Akira: Is it because of her knowledge in costume design?

Sleepy: what

The Devil: Jesus christ Ichie han you scared me 

The Devil: Also shut the fuck up Junna han you may keep me out of the group chat but not out of the general chat 

The Devil: Besides swears are not banned yet

Admin God: True and they won’t be banned but please don’t abuse it 

The Devil: Oh thank fuck 

The Devil: Suck on it Junna han

Superhero Lalafin: Fuck yeah!!!

Sleepy: Ironic coming from me but are we all sleeping on Spicy Akira?

Lucky!: Oh does that mean I can swear?

Lavender Clown: I don’t see why not?

Lucky!: Omg this is so cool I never swore before

*Ponzu is now online  (came out of invisible)*

Sleepy: Why is Akira’s senpai name Spicy Akira?

Spicy Akira: Because according to Yachiyo I can be too hot to handle. 

Sleepy: How??? I— 

Ponzu: That’s because you can reach absolute zero sometimes Akira 

Sleepy: Maybe I should read back sometimes… 

Lucky!: Wait guys help 

Lucky!: How do you even swear????

Spicy Akira: Fumi, surprised to see you around.

Ponzu: I’ve been busy

Ponzu: I’m surprised to see you talking though

Spicy Akira: I’ve been trying to overcome my problems, you should try it sometimes. 

Ponzu: Maybe another time, I’m running late on something

Spicy Akira: Busy again?

*Horse Girl is now online*

Ponzu: Yep now excuse me 

*Ponzu is now offline* 

The Devil: Hold the fuck up 

The Devil: What was that all about?

Sleepy: Alright so in order to swear you just got to write 4 letters, F u c k, in that order and it means basically oh wow (shock) or oh dear (worry) but on a big scale. Example: Oh for fuck sake or fuck I forgot my homework. Also you can use Fuck with the -ing to say fucking which can be used to empahsis something for example that was fucking great! 

The Devil: What the fuck?

Sleepy: Also can you use it like above to express confusion

Lucky!: Oooooo thanks yuyuko chan

Lucky!: That was really fucking helpful! 

Lucky!: Am I doing this right? 

Superhero Lalafin: Sounds about right 

Admin God: Please don’t swear outside of the chat Aruru chan

Admin God: Misora chan won’t like it

Lucky!: Ohhh is it bad to swear?

DoneTM: Yes 

Sleepy: No

The Devil: Hold on are we just skipping over that thing with Fumi han and Akira han???

Horse Girl: ...

Sleepy: There’s nothing wrong inherently with swearing 

Sleepy: Studies show that swearing can increase pain tolerance when you’re hurt and can lessen the pain. 

DoneTM: I would like to see this academic proof 

Sleepy: Google? 

Sleepy: But there is an article about a bunch of uni people doing an experiment about it. It reached reputable sites so its not scammed or false. 

DoneTM: I will concede to that, however you are forgetting about the lasting effects of swearing and how it can be not only disrespectful but downright rude. 

Sleepy: I mean sure its a bit rude to swear at someone and to call someone a swear but saying fuck and shit isn’t that bad. 

Sleepy: I mean even shakespeare done it

Sleepy: *Sends over a meme, it’s an edit of a hamlet line. Hamlet: O fuck (exit Hamlet)*

Lavender Clown: Damn never thought Yuyuko would be so vocal about swearing rights 

Sleepy: When you been on midnight forums for a while you get used to swearing

DoneTM: Of course it’s Hamlet, why am I not surprised. 

Sleepy: Honestly I thought it would be Mercutio swearing when he dies in romeo and juliet, a plague on both your houses? More like fuck you and everything you stand for

Lavender Clown: Spoilers!!

Sleepy: Ichie san… 

Sleepy: It’s romeo and juliet 

Sleepy: There’s manga and anime of romeo and Juliet 

Superhero Lalafin: Romeo x Juliet! 

Gacha Gal: Boarding school juliet! 

Sleepy: See?

Superhero Lalafin: Wait there’s a new romeo and juliet anime?

Gacha Gal: Yeah it’s really recent

Sleepy: Everyone knows about Romeo and Juliet 

The Devil: Jokes on you yuyuko han, I don’t know anything about that boring english dribble

DoneTM: Excuse me!?

Sleepy: Right 

Sleepy: Let me correct myself then

Sleepy: Anyone cultured knows about Romeo and Juliet 

Superhero Lalafin: LMAO 

The Devil: EXCUSE ME!?

The Devil: YOU DARE CALL ME, HANAYAGI KAORUKO 

The Devil: UNCULTURED!?

Sleepy: Considering that you are in Seisho Academy, a stage girl for about two years and are “rivals” with Tamao senpai 

Sleepy: Yeah

Lavender Clown: omg Yuyuko 

The Devil: THE DISRESPECT! 

The Devil: @Flower Leader Tamao han look at your kouhai! 

*Flower Leader is now online  (came out of invisible)*

*Kendo Girl is now online  (came out of invisible)*

Flower Leader: Yuyuko chan… 

Flower Leader: Did you really need to say that?

Sleepy:  She started it calling Shakespeare’s work boring dribble 

Sleepy: He’s not even my favourite classic western playwright but it had to be said

Kendo Girl: Yukko!! 

Kendo Girl: You need to show more respect to your senpais! 

Sleepy: I’ll give respect when she picks up a play book 

Lucky!: Oh there’s also movies as well if Kaoruko chan doesn’t want to read! 

:3c: There’s Romeo + Juliet which is in english and honestly the costume design makes me cringe but it’s the most faithful adaptation surprisingly 

Hercules: Is that the one where it’s all modern and the intro is set up as a news reading?

:3c: Yeah

The Devil: Hmph I don’t need a movie to be “cultured” 

The Devil: @DoneTM You better make your banana girl unblock me or else I’m walking into your room and stealing your books in 10 seconds 

DoneTM: What?

The Devil: That’s ten seconds you shall face my wrath 

*The Devil is now offline*

DoneTM: ...should I be worried?

Flower Leader: Maybe? Though Yuyuko you have to apologise later

Sleepy: Maybe after I take a nap 

Sleepy: Speaking of which, goodnight 

*Sleepy is now offline* 

Kendo Girl: Yukko!! Its only 1pm! 

Lucky!: Night Yuyuko chan! 

Lavender Clown: See you at dinner yuyuko! 

Superhero Lalafin: ngl I was laughing when Yuyuko made that comment

Gacha Gal: I saw it as rather rude tbh 

Kendo Girl: Yukko isn’t always like that though

Kendo Girl: Usually she’s too tired to even be like that 

Lavender Clown: Unless she’s sleeping! 

Kendo Girl: Sometimes I even wonder if she’s sleeping or not when she sleep talks 

Hercules: Oh what does she do when she sleep talks?

Kendo Girl: Oh uh umm 

Flower Leader: Sometimes Yuyuko makes comments like she can hear our conversation

Flower Leader: It’s very impressive honestly 

Hercules: It sounds impressive

DoneTM: AJSDHJASDLK 

Lucky!: Junna chan!?

*Bananice unblocked The Devil*

DoneTM: I hope your happy now yuyuko han, I’m reading the god damn book 

Gacha Gal: Kaoruko senpai!?

DoneTM: Yes, I stole Junna han’s phone and playbooks 

Bananice: I unblocked you now Kaoruko give back her phone

DoneTM: Yuyuko han? @sleepy

Flower Leader: She’s asleep 

DoneTM: Hmph, how rude 

DoneTM: Oh well, I’ll be back soon after I impress her with my amazing knowledge of Shakespeare 

DoneTM: *I bite my thumb at thee*

Lavender Clown: Well that was something 

DoneTM: Honestly I’m surprised she knew that reference 

Superhero Lalafin: Back to Junna chan now right?

DoneTM: Yes, also Tamao san please extend my thanks to Yuyuko san for her efforts 

DoneTM: You have no idea how long I have been trying to make Kaoruko read Shakespeare the moment she passed me in the english exams 

Flower Leader: Of course 

Kendo Girl: She’s going to apologise right Tamao senpai?

Flower Leader: Most likely Rui, yes 

Lucky!: I just realised! 

Lucky!: This is the most I’ve seen from rinkmeikan! 

Lucky!: Well apart from Fumi chan

Lavender Clown: Yeah she’s busy rn

Hercules: I’m amazed that all it took was an angry ping from Kaoruko chan

Lavender Clown: Maybe we should be more like delinquents! 

Flower Leader: Ahaha I don’t think that would work Ichie 

Lavender Clown: Not with that attitude ya damn rookie 

Kendo Girl: Ichie senpai!?

Flower Leader: Call me rookie one more time captain I’ll cut off your stupid head

Kendo Girl: TAMAO SENPAI!???

Superhero lalafin: YOOOO

Spicy Akira: This is clearly unexpected.

*The Devil is now online*

The Devil: I sensed drama and came back 

The Devil: HOLY CRAP

The Devil: DRAMA IN RMK 

Spicy Akira: If this is a drama would it be better if it's like the k dramas and the j drama and as such RMK drama?

Spicy Akira: Forgive me I said something foolish. 

The Devil: Akira han don’t doubt yourself it was amazing

Spicy Akira: Considering that The Devil said that, it doesn’t squash my worries. 

Lavender Clown: ahhh maybe that wasn’t a good idea 

Flower Leader: This is my fault Ichie, I said the wrong line to it 

Kendo Girl: Ohhh

Kendo Girl: This is ghost patrol

Hercules: Oh is that the play you all performed to get to the performance festival 

Lavender Clown: Yep! It’s all an act so dw we’re not going to cut anyone’s heads off 

Gacha Gal: Wait so there is no drama within the school?

Flower Leader: No, we’re all fairly close and I apologies for the misleading all of you

The Devil: Boring 

The Devil: Guys you’re making a who know fuck year old play look fun

DoneTM: Not surprising as Shakespeare is fun

The Devil: Dear god can something horrible happen so that I don’t agree with this 

*Ponzu blocked :3c* 

The Devil: Thank God 

Superhero Lalafin: YOOOOOOO

The Devil: Wait fuck 

The Devil: WHY THE FUCK IS IT YACHIYO HAN AGAIN!?

Hercules: That’s what I want to know 

Horse Girl: yachiyo senpai...

Flower leader: Oh dear Fumi...

Kendo Girl: Fumi senpai??

Lavender Clown: Fumiii I know you’re busy rn but you have to explain this @Ponzu

Lavender Clown: Sorry for the ping!

Gacha Gal: Yachiyo what did you do!?

:3c: For once, I don’t know

Spicy Akira: So you just got blocked for no reason?

:3c: Yeah???

*Ponzu is now online*

Ponzu: I blocked her for a reason but it’s not her fault 

Ponzu: Sorry I gtg but brb 

:3c: Gee thanks Fumi san

Ponzu: Tamao explain please

*Ponzu is now offline* 

The Devil: Why are you asking Tamao han to explain when you blocked my student Fumi han??? 

Flower Leader: She’s talking about her job 

Horse Girl: She has a job!? 

Flower Leader: Yes but I don’t know where 

Lavender Clown: I dooooooo 

Lavender Clown: But I promised to not tell other people where it is by Fumi 

Horse Girl: …

Lucky!: Omg Misora chan has a job too!! Two jobs actually! 

Spicy Akira: Is this what she means when Fumi says that she is busy?

Lavender Clown: Yep! 

Lavender Clown: Knowing her she’ll probably be trying to get an early break to explain the situation 

Horse Girl: You know her really well huh? 

Lavender Clown: Yep! She’s in safe hands, rinmeikan always has each other’s back 

Horse Girl: ...

Lucky!: OOO you guys should call yourself backmeikan cause you got each other's back

Superhero Lalafin: Back-meikan alright! 

Lavender Clown: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!

Lucky!: No way!!! 

*Ponzu is now online* 

Ponzu: You really two really share one brain cell huh? 

Lavender Clown: Fumiiiiii 

The Devil: Fumi han! What is this about blocking Yachiyo han!?

Ponzu: … 

Ponzu: I won’t lie I expected that question from seigfeld not from you Hanayagi san 

The Devil: Well whilst you’re being busy you missed me being an honorary seigfeld member

Spicy Akira: I don’t recall this, The Devil. 

Ponzu: right whatever, don’t care

The Devil: HEY! Don’t ignore me like this 

Ponzu: Look I don’t have time for this I managed to get 5 mins and that’s it 

*Ponzu unblocks :3c* 

Ponzu: Yachiyo basically I blocked you because I wasn’t checking so when you messaged me I thought you were a spam account so I blocked you. 

Lavender Clown: Ohhh that makes sense 

:3c: Glad it did to someone, I don’t get why did you think I’m a spam account

Lavender Clown: I pranked her before sending a fake free ponzu advert from a fresh account I made and then when she pressed the link I rick rolled her 

Ponzu: What she said 

Gacha Gal: Wait Fumi senpai I thought you were smarter than this how did you fall for a simple advert?

Ponzu: It was very convincing

Lavender Clown:  Hi this is an automated message from the Ponzu company please don’t reply. Congradulations loyal customer 23842314! You have been with our brand for almost 2 years now! To celebrate your loyatly to the brand you are entitled to FREE PONZU for up to SIX WEEKS! In order to claim your free ponzu please just register your postcode to this form here: (insert rickroll link)

Lavender Clown: That was the spam message I sent her lmao, copy and pasted minus the lack of the link

Hercules: Fumi…

Ponzu: It was very convincing

Kendo Girl: Senpai… there’s two spelling mistakes 

Ponzu: I said what I said 

Spicy Akira: What is a rickroll? 

The Devil: Here, this has a good video explaining it *sends a link* 

Spicy Akira: Thank you The Devil 

Ponzu: Anyways that’s my bad, please don’t blow this up more than it already did assumingly as I didn’t back read 

Flower Leader: It wasn’t that bad Fumi 

Ponzu: Thank god anyways does anyone need me for anything?

Lavender Clown: Meeeee 

Lavender Clown: I need help with homework 

Ponzu: Ichie

Ponzu: I’m busy 

Lavender Clown: Which is exactly why I’m coming to you, my special card is full from the last time I visited so you can take a longer break 

Lavender Clown: Cause you really need one Fumi, you look stressed

Ponzu: Ichie… 

Lavender Clown: Plus I’m like 5 minutes away there so…. 

Ponzu: Fine, but you better give me a good tip

Lavender Clown: Woooooo see ya there 

Ponzu: See you there 

*Ponzu is now offline*

*Lavender Clown is now offline*

Horse Girl: ...

Superhero Lalafin: I know I don’t really like gossiping but what do they mean by special card?

Kendo Girl: Ichie senpai knows Fumi senpai’s boss and is often a familiar face at her workplace so she has a special card. When it’s full Fumi senpai gets an hour long break along with her other breaks. 

Hercules: And what does she do to fill out this card?

Kendo Girl: ummm I don’t know if I’m supposed to say… 

Flower Leader: Ichie texted me you can share what she does but not where 

Kendo Girl: Well Ichie either pays double for a meal or provides some singing for the uhhh work 

Kendo Girl: I think? I’m not quite sure now...

Flower Leader: It’s all very legal don’t worry about it 

DoneTM: I was very much assuming it was but thanks for the confirmation I guess 

Spicy Akira: Pardon me but The Devil, this video did not inform what a rick roll is. The music however is nice, even though it is in english which was unexpected but the man had a good voice. I particularly liked the overall message of never giving up on someone. Still, did you perhaps send me the wrong link?

The Devil: Oh my fucking god 

Hercules: Akira do you mind sending me that link please?

Spicy Akira: Of course Michiru *Sends the same link Kaoruko sent her*

:3c: Kaoruko senpai I’m so sorry

:3c: I know how much you wanted this 

The Devil: Yachiyo han, my mischief student, your beloved sensei is dead 

The Devil: I can’t believe this

Spicy Akira: What did she want?

Superhero Lalafin: Lmao Akira san you just got rickrolled 

Spicy Akira: I just got what? 

The Devil: RICK ROLLED! I JUST RICK ROLLED YOU AND YOU RUINED IT! I WAS SUPPOSE TO BATHE MYSELF IN THE GLORY OF TRICKING THE YUKISHIRO AKIRA BUT NNNNOOO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO RUIN IT!

Spicy Akira: My apologies? 

Spicy Akira: Should I apologise to The Devil Michiru? Or does that affect my karma?

The Devil: Wait hold on you think I’m an actual devil?

DoneTM: You act like it at the dorms so I can understand why she thought so

Spicy Akira: Yes

The Devil: Seriously? I’m a stage girl!?

Spicy Akira: Back in Western Europe, there was a part in notably british history where the stage was condemned to hell so it would make sense if theatre is there for you to be a stage girl despite it’s return during the monarchy restoration 

Hercules: Akira… I told you to learn everyone’s nicknames

Spicy Akira: Oh it’s a nickname?

Bananice: Hey sorry, I was lurking but Yukishiro chan, Junna chan wants me to thank you, she would do it herself but she’s busy laughing

Spicy Akira: You’re welcome?

The Devil: I can’t, congratulations Akira han you broke me, Junna han will be dancing on my grave and it will be all your fault

Spicy Akira: I assume this will be a bit redundant but would you like flowers at your grave? As an apology from me of course.

The Devil: I 

The Devil: I’m going to go read a dead guy’s book I can’t handle this anymore 

*The Devil is now offline* 

Admin God: Well, I just came back to talk about the betting system but I see that the server is too busy to talk about that now. What did I miss? 

[In the Starlight Server, Seigfeld Group Chat]

Hercules: So, what did you message Fumi about Yachiyo?

:3c: Nothing bad I promise 

Hercules: Still, you’re on your last warning on this, I told you to stop pestering rinmeikan so much about her and now look what happened 

:3c: Technically, I did listen, so I went to Fumi personally 

Hercules: Yachiyo… 

:3c: Alright I’ll stop sheesh 

:3c: I’m just trying to help

Spicy Akira: We know but like you said to me before, this is all for Shiori’s sake. If she doesn’t want us to bother Fumi we will listen to her okay?

:3c: In all fairness how can we bother her if she’s “busy”

Gacha Gal: She does have a job 

:3c: That only like one person in rinmeikan is aware about?

:3c: The one who keeps covering for her all the time!??

Horse Girl: ...

Hercules: Yachiyo. 

Hercules: Cool it. 

:3c: Sorry

:3c: I’m just peeved that I can’t even message Fumi san anymore 

Horse Girl: Didn’t onee chan unblock you?

:3c: She did, but only her online friends can message her 

Gacha Gal: Well why don’t you just send her a friend request 

:3c: I did, she declined it almost instantly 

Horse Girl: ...

Spicy Akira: Ouch. 

:3c: She didn’t even answer my question about her deal with Ichie san about Ichie san’s mod thing 

Hercules: Is that what you asked her? 

:3c: Yeah, just that I swear on my hot pink colour

Gacha Gal: I guess you’re telling the truth for once Yachiyo 

Horse Girl: I’m sorry that my sister is being difficult towards you Yachiyo senpai 

:3c: Please don’t apologise Shiori, don’t blame yourself for your sister’s faults 

Spicy Akira: This might be redundant to ask, but is it a wise idea to send Fumi friendship requests, in hopes that she might accept one of them 

Hercules: Only if Shiori is okay with it 

Horse Girl: You guys can do it… 

Horse Girl: But I don’t think I will… sorry 

Gacha Gal: It’s fine Shiori 

Hercules: Well, here goes nothing 

Hercules: She declined mine

Gacha gal: Same 

Spicy Akira: seeing that both of you failed, I will not send mine. It’s clear that she’s busy with Ichie san at the moment 

:3c: Or the other reason we’re all thinking but we won’t say 

Hercules: Don’t 

:3c: I’m not saying Michiru senpai promise

:3c: Fumi san isn’t worth me losing my hot pink colour 

Chapter Text

[In Hercules DMs]

Spicy Akira: Michiru.

Hercules: Yes Akira?

Spicy Akira: Why are we here?

Hercules: ????

Hercules: Why... are we here? 

Spicy Akira: Yes.

Spicy Akira: It’s been bothering me since day one.

Spicy Akira: Why are we here? 

Hercules: You never mentioned this before

Spicy Akira: I assure you I did but I understand if you have forgotten, it’s been a while now or at least it feels like it’s been a long time. 

Hercules: well... geez it’s been awhile since I thought about this 

Spicy Akira: You too? 

Hercules: Of course! 

Hercules: Who doesn’t think about this at some point in their life?

Spicy Akira: ...I guess? I’ll take your word for it Michiru.

Hercules: Well, I think we’re here for something… big. Obviously in the grand scheme of things what we do is irrelevant. But that doesn’t mean we can’t be the start or be a part of something incredible. If we work hard enough and have enough luck anything can happen. 

Hercules: That is just broadly speaking though, as in everybody in general. I know why I’m here. I’m here to help you. 

Spicy Akira: Me?

Hercules: Of course, where would you be without me Akira?

Spicy Akira: Terribly lost I’ll admit, you’ve done a lot for me Michiru and I’ll always be grateful for your guidance. 

Hercules: Then pay it back by achieving our dreams! 

Spicy Akira: Of course, it’s inevitable that I achieve our dreams. 

Hercules: That’s the Frau Platin I know :)

Hercules: Any more questions Akira?

Spicy Akira: Just one. 

Spicy Akira: Why are we here?

Hercules: …

Hercules: I’m going for a walk

*Hercules is now offline*

Spicy Akira: Enjoy your walk.

[In Gacha Gal’s DMs]

Spicy Akira: Mei Fan are you busy?

Gacha Gal: Akira senpai!! 

Gacha Gal: I’m about to watch this anime with Lalafin senpai but I can rework it for another time 

Spicy Akira: First name already? I’m impressed Mei fan.  

Spicy Akira: Also please take your time, it’s good to gain connections and be a part of something big.

Gacha Gal: Ahaha it’s nothing and its no problem! Lalafin senpai needs to go and do some spontaneous training, apparently Aruru san made some cookies for her

Gahca Gal: I guess she needs to work off those calories with some running

Spicy Akira: Those cookies must taste good if she finished them so quickly and decide to go on a run to stave it off.

Gacha Gal: I know right? Aruru san has such a sunny personality I bet those cookies will taste as sweet as her! 

Spicy Akira: That theory may be plausible but we’re getting off track.

Gacha Gal: Ahhh sorry Akira senpai

Spicy Akira: It’s fine, I just have one question for you.

Gacha Gal: Go ahead Akira san 

Spicy Akira: Do you know why we’re here?

Gacha Gal: Ooooooooo 

Gacha Gal: I was just thinking about it a few days ago

Spicy Akira: You too?

Gacha Gal: Yeah! I didn’t realise you were interested in these stuff though Akira san

Spicy Akira: I did ask it before but I understand if you have forgotten with all the chaos. 

Gacha Gal: Yeah things have been a bit hectic since we joined the starlight server ages ago

Spicy Akira: Mei fan you’re exaggerating, it’s only been a week. 

Gacha Gal: A WEEK!?

Spicy Akira: It’s surprising but yes, it’s been a week. 

Spicy Akira: Which is why I’m asking this question, why are we here?

Gacha Gal: Well, if you give me a minute I can answer that for you Akira san 

Spicy Akira: Take all the time you need Mei Fan.

Gacha Gal: Thank you! I just need to find some incense for my fortune telling ritual 

Spicy Akira: Oh. 

Gacha Gal: Akira san?

Spicy Akira: It just occurred to me… 

Spicy Akira: I haven’t done any of my daily practise today, I must work on that. 

Gacha Gal: Oh no!! You must really worked up over this question Akira san! 

Spicy Akira: Yes. I will honestly say it has been bothersome as of late. 

Gacha Gal: Well don’t worry Senpai! I’ll do the ritual in your sake so by the time you come back we’ll know the answer together!

Spicy Akira: I appreciate the thought Mei Fan but you don’t need to do that for my sake.

Gacha Gal: This is nothing Akira san! It would be an honour for me to help you! So please just practise with ease!

Gacha Gal: Also I’m going to go off first to set my stuff up, two hands for looking are better than one after all. 

*Gacha Gal is offline*

Spicy Akira: ...

[In :3c’s DMs]

Spicy Akira: Yachiyo are you busy?

:3c: Senpai you must be really desperate to ask me of all people for advice 

:3c: Unless it’s for fashion or maybe…

:3c: It’s about another person? ;)

:3c: Please don’t have any worries, as your school moderator I’m here for all your troubles Akira senpai~~

Spicy Akira: Are you done fooling around?

:3c: Boo~ You’re no fun Senpai 

Spicy Akira: I see you’re in a better mood.

:3c: Better than ever

:3c: Kaoruko san is a good friend 

Spicy Akira: I’m relieved that you’re in a better mood and that you’re making friends. But on the other hand please remember that not only is she a senpai but you’re an edel. Please try to be dignified in your conversations. 

:3c: Oh don’t worry Senpai, I’m on my very best behaviour with Kaoruko san

Spicy Akira: You’re a really terrible liar on the phone Yachiyo. 

:3c: Wow, rude much senpai

Spicy Akira: Did the truth hurt Yachiyo?

:3c: Yes it did, bruised me right in the heart, Akira senpai 

Spicy Akira: You can’t bruise a heart Yachiyo.

Spicy Akira: You can bruise an apple however, is your heart an apple? 

:3c: Yeah cause it’s expensive as hell but it holds all the great photos 

Spicy Akira: What a beautiful album of your vena cavas, aorta, veins, valves and atriums. 

:3c: Can’t believe you called me beautiful Akira senpai, I’m so flattered 

Spicy Akira: … 

Spicy Akira: We’re getting off track.

Spicy Akira: I’m just going to ask you a question and if you don’t answer it properly I’ll leave. 

:3c: Alright Alright, what’s going on senpai?

Spicy Akira: Why are we here?

:3c: Eh???

Spicy Akira: Why are we here?

:3c: As in here, here? Or just here in general?

Spicy Akira: …

Spicy Akira: I don’t understand you Yachiyo 

:3c: That’s my line here Senpai but geez… give me a second will you?

:3c: I don’t like to think about these things 

Spicy Akira: That’s a first, I asked Michiru and Mei Fan before and they both thought about this before.

:3c: Oh what did they say?

Spicy Akira: I didn’t understand Michiru’s answer the first time but when I asked again she went for a walk, whereas Mei fan decided to answer it with a fortune telling session so I decided to start my daily practises. 

:3c: Senpai you made the right choice, also I have thought about this 

:3c: But like I don’t want to think about it 

:3c: I’m just here to have fun 

:3c: Ah, that’s why we’re here 

Spicy Akira: To have fun? 

:3c That and to achieve world peace or something 

Spicy Akira: …

Spicy Akira: That’s both the answer I expected from you yet not.

:3c: Wait you took that seriously?

Spicy Akira: Was I not supposed to?

:3c: Rule number one of the internet Senpai, don’t believe everything you read 

:3c: Remember when you called Kaoruko san the devil?

Spicy Akira: Ah yes… you have a point. 

:3c: See I’m responsible sometimes Akira senpai 

Spicy Akira: Sometimes.

Spicy Akira: Now excuse me I need to ask Shiori about this.

:3c: About why we’re here? 

Spicy Akira: She is a partial reason why we’re here after all.

:3c: …what? 

[In Horse Girl’s DMs]

Spicy Akira: Shiori? Are you busy?

Horse Girl: Akira senpai!!

Horse Girl: No I’m not busy at all

Horse Girl: Do you need me for anything? 

Spicy Akira: Yes, I need to ask you a question. 

Horse Girl: …is it why are we here? 

Spicy Akira: Yes it is, how did you know? 

Horse Girl: Yachiyo senpai and Michiru senpai told me, Michiru senpai is confused why you’re asking everyone by the way

Spicy Akira: I see. That eliminates me repeating the question. Do you have an answer Shiori? 

Horse Girl: Yes I do Akira senpai.

Horse Girl: I think we’re here to connect to each other. It’s something Tsukasa senpai mentioned before when we met on New Years but the stage is always evolving and so is our connections to other people. If we connect to each other the world won’t be so lonely… 

Horse Girl: At least that what I think! 

Spicy Akira: That’s a very well thought out reasoning, thank you Shiori .

Horse Girl: !!

Horse Girl: You’re welcome Senpai!! ^^

Spicy Akira: Considering that you are the reason why we’re all here to begin with I shouldn’t be surprised.

Horse Girl: !! 

Horse Girl: S-senpai…

Spicy Akira: ?

Spicy Akira: Something wrong, Shiori? 

Horse Girl: Saying that I’m the reason why we’re all here… it’s a bit too much!! 

Spicy Akira: But is it not true? 

Spicy Akira: Are we not here to support you with your sister? That’s why we joined the group chat, my queries for everyone is why the group chat existed to begin with. 

Horse Girl: Eh?? Wait so you were asking about the group chat!? 

Spicy Akira: …I am confused. Did I not make that clear? 

Horse Girl: No, not really…

Spicy Akira: Everything suddenly makes sense. 

Horse Girl: Um… Akira senpai? Michiru senpai is calling for you in the group chat 

Spicy Akira: …

Spicy Akira: Fuck.

Horse Girl: Akira Senpai!!!?

*Spicy Akira deletes a message*

[In the Starlight Server, Seigfeld group chat]

:3c: I can’t believe we all got duped 

:3c: By Akira senpai of all people

Gacha Gal: I’m not, it’s Akira san after all! She’s smart enough to pull this off 

:3c: omfg 

:3c: Mei Fan I love you

Hercules: Yachiyo… 

:3c: Oh come on senpai! It’s not flirting! 

Hercules: Oh I know but the laughing, please tune it down I’m trying to do paper work

Gacha Gal: Why is Yachiyo laughing? 

Hercules: Don’t worry about it Mei Fan, it’s just Yachiyo being Yachiyo 

:3c: I don’t know if I should be offended or proud of that statement 

Horse Girl: I think you should be proud of being yourself Yachiyo senpai 

:3c: Awww Shiori you’re so sweet~

Hercules: Shiori!! Welcome back! Do you have any news on when our dear Frau Platin will be joining us? :)

Horse Girl: ummmm 

:3c: It’s okay Shiori, I’ll protect you from that evil smile 

Hercules: Hey what do you mean evil! 

Gacha Gal: Yachiyo don’t be rude to your senpai!

:3c: Oh relax I’m just teasing~ but seriously though 

:3c: @Spicy Akira come hither 

Hercules: Never say that sentence ever again 

:3c: Come hither?

Hercules: You know what I mean

Hercules:  God I regret letting this be her nickname 

Spicy Akira: What’s wrong with my nickname? I like spices so it works, does it not?

:3c: You’re not the only one who likes some spice

Hercules: Yachiyo! 

Spicy Akira: Oh? Is there anyone else who prefers spicy food? 

Gacha Gal: I like spicy food but I can’t handle your level Akira san, it’s like a whole other level 

:3c: Spicy Akira is a whole other level huh?

Gacha Gal: Yeah!!!

Hercules: Enough, this is going out of track super fast

Hercules: Akira why didn’t you tell everyone you were asking about the group chat?

Spicy Akira: What else would I be asking about? I did state my concern early on about why we are here, or at least what is the purpose of seisho creating this. So far there is no answer, from the last week of the group chat or from everyone else’s answer. 

:3c: Honestly I thought you were going through the obligatory existential crisis like every other teenager

:3c: But I see now you’re too Akira to do that

Spicy Akira: Honestly, I’m just surprised you didn’t pick it up Michiru. 

Hercules: It’s harder to understand what you mean online Akira but I’ll work on that next time

Spicy Akira: I see, my apologies I’ll work harder on clarifying. 

Horse Girl: It’s okay senpai! There’s no harm done after all 

Spicy Akira: Yachiyo is right, you really are sweet Shiori. 

Horse Girl: Senpai!! 

:3c: Akira senpai~ be careful Michiru senpai said there is a no flirting rule

Gacha Gal: Funny, I thought that was only about you

Hercules: Okay so stopping this now before it becomes too much of a mess 

Hercules: Akira I think I speak for everyone when we say that we don’t know

Spicy Akira: ...I see.

Gacha Gal: Oh I know!! Why don’t you ask Aruru san!

Spicy Akira: Why her? Is it because she’s a mod? 

:3c: Ohhh I get it now, it’s because she’s the one who gave us the link to join right?

Horse Girl: I remember this now, she sent you screenshots of the group chat before right yachiyo senpai? 

:3c: Exactly 

Spicy Akira: I still don’t understand why I need to ask.

Hercules: You’re the one still asking Akira and besides it would be a good way to establish a connection with frontier! 

Spicy Akira: … 

Spicy Akira: Very well.

Horse Girl: Ah, but you might need to befriend her first, just in case she might uh… 

Horse Girl: Just in case she done what my sister did

:3c: Aruru finally becoming friends Akira senpai is something that I didn’t think would happen so soon

Gacha Gal: It’s what she deserves!!! Lala senpai talks about her so much! They’re such good friends 

:3c: Who wants to bet that Aruru is going to swear at Akira?

Hercules: Yachiyo~ you gotta bring it up first with Shizuha chan, remember the new betting rules~

:3c: Theoretical betting then, there is nothing to really wager.

Hercules: Then let’s theortically bet how long it will be before I take away the pink from your name shall we? :)

Horse Girl: Michiru senpai… you can be really scary sometimes

Hercules: Hehehe, only when you misbehave but don’t worry Shiori, you’re a good girl so I won’t scare you!

Gacha Gal: Personally I think it will be gone by the end of the month

:3c: Y’know what? That’s fair 

Spicy Akira: Pardon my intrusion on the conversation but how do you befriend someone again? 

Hercules: ...

[In the Starlight Server, Frontier Group Chat]

Admin God: Okay so now that Lalafin brought up her running that she done

Stage Jock: I’m still upset you didn’t invite me Lalafin senpai

Superhero Lalafin: I’m sorry Misora!!  I’ll make it up to you!!

Admin God: I want to know how much calories it would take to burn off Aruru’s cookies. 

Lucky!: Ooooo now that you brought it up I want to know now too!!

Superhero Lalafin: Shizuha chan… why must you bring this up?

Admin God: Sorry Lalafin, I’m just really curious

Superhero Lalafin: Well Misora chan should know right?

Stage Jock: Eh? Why would I know?

Lucky!: Because you run everyday Misora!!

Stage Jock: Every morning Aruru, and often you’re with me so I’m not burning your cookies

Lucky!: Oh you’re right

Lucky!: OH!! We have it a snack before we run then!!

Stage Jock: No!!! Aruru we could get cramps, that’s why you don’t do any major sports until you have a 30 minutes break after you eat something!

Lucky!: Oh yeahhhh

Squidward: I thought that was only for large meals though, the 30 minutes break

Admin God: Well first we really need to know how much calories a regular cookie would be 

Lucky!: But we can’t do that! Each cookie I make is very unique and different because it’s specially made just for you! 

Stage Jock: Geez Aruru… you’re too sweet sometimes 

Admin God: hmmmm you have a point there Aruru 

Superhero Lalafin: So how do we figure this out?

Squidward: well if we’re doing this like an experiment we need to have a hypothesis and then a variable that always changes but everything else must be the same. In this case the thing that must change is the uhhhh

Squidward: Hold on it’s been a while since I done something like this

Squidward: Let me read wikihow brb

Superhero Lalafin: LMAO

Superhero Lalafin: I can’t believe we’re using Wikihow for this 

Admin God: Whilst Tsukasa is busy who should our test subject be?

Lucky!: I think it should be Misora!!

Stage Jock: Eh!? Why me?

Lucky!: Cause you have the stamina for it! Also you got something no one else here has!

Stage Jock: What?

Lucky!: ooo wait let me show you!!

Stage Jock: asdjahslfkja;

Superhero Lalafin: ?? Misora chan?

Stage Jock: ARURU STOP TOUCHING MY ABS 

Lucky!: Tada!!

Admin God: Ahaha you made your point clear Aruru but try not to scare Misora too much

Stage Jock: It’s fine Shizuha senpai, it just tickles sometimes when I’m not expecting it. 

Superhero Lalafin: *sends three eyes emojis*

Stage Jock: …

Stage Jock: Now you really do remind of my younger sister when you do that Lalafin senpai 

Superhero Lalafin: Hey! Show some respect to your senpai!

Stage Jock: I’m sorry but you do! She uses emojis all the time when I say something like that 

and it’s super cute 

Lucky!: ASDASJDHALFASFJH

Admin God: Aruru???

Stage Jock: She fell off her bed

Superhero Lalafin: !! Is she okay?

Lucky!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Superhero Lalafin: I’ll take that as a no

Stage Jock: I mean she is smiling?? Like it’s the very big excited kind 

Admin God: So she’s okay?

Lucky!: GUYS HOLY FUCK

Stage Jock: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU LEARN HOW TO SWEAR???

Superhero Lalafin: WAIT WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW SWEAR????

Stage Jock: BECAUSE I HAVE TWO OLDER SISTERS!??

Stage Jock: ANYWAYS WHO TAUGHT ARURU HOW TO FUCKING SWEAR??

Superhero Lalafin: Eek! Sorry for this Yuyuko chan but it’s Yuyuko chan!

Stage Jock: Yuyuko chan huh? 

Admin God: I’m sure it’s not that bad Misora chan that Aruru knows how to swear

Stage Jock: As I’m explaining to Aruru offline, it’s not that bad but I lost my bet against my sisters. Well, one of them. If I beat both I get a third reward but one will do

Superhero Lalafin: Ooooo what was the final reward?

Lucky!: It was 10 tickets to free entry for an all day buffet!! The really really expensive one!!

Admin God: Oh wow

Stage Jock: Yeah, one of my sisters is a chef there. It will cost her a bit but she could’ve gotten us tickets.

Stage Jock: But someone had to teach you how to swear

Lucky!: Ahaha but look!! I had a really really reallly good reason Misora!

Lucky!: *sends a screenshot* 

[ Screenshot ID: It's a screenshot of Aruru’s phone, it shows the background of the phone as well as her apps. The background is a picture of Aruru and Misora smiling at the camera in their costumes for the Captain Twins play. There is a notification on the top of the screen. The message reads: Spicy Akira has sent you a friend request ]

Lucky!: AKIRA CHAN SENT ME A FRIEND REQUEST 

Lucky!: SHE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND

Superhero Lalafin: Woooooooo

Admin God: Ahaha, well done Aruru

Lucky!: I'M SO HAPPY!!! :DDD

Stage Jock: Considering that cute smile on your face yeah I say so

Stage Jock: *Sends a photo*

[Photo ID: Aruru is on the floor, her blanket is over her and there are pillows of different shapes and colours scattered on the ground next to her, as well as a big corn dog plushie. Misora’s shadow stands over as she takes the photo but Aruru’s wide grin and eyes still shine despite it.]

Lucky!: Ahhhhhhh I look so happy!! 

Stage Jock: That doesn’t mean you had to grab me and pull me down to the floor Aruru 

Lucky!: But I want to share my happiness with you Misora!! And it’s better that when we’re together like this

Stage Jock: Geez...

Superhero Lalafin: lmao that’s gay

Admin God: Lalafin~

Lucky!: Guys I think Misora is a bit sick again, she’s suddenly really red

Stage Jock: It’s just the sun Aruru, anyways I’m going for a run or something. I want some wind on my face

Lucky!: But what about Akira san!! What do I say??

Stage Jock: I’m sure you can manage it, just be yourself! :)

*Stage Jock is now offline*

Superhero Lalafin: Wait Misora don’t go we need you as our test subject— oh damn she’s already gone 

Superhero Lalafin: Rip

Admin God: Well now that I think of it she shouldn’t really be the test subject

Superhero Lalafin: why not?

Admin God: She’s very biased towards Aruru and ideally test subjects should be neutral as they can

Superhero Lalafin: That’s one way of saying she’s gay lmao

Squidward: Also she can’t be the person because her metabolism gets in the way of things so she should be considered an outlier

Superhero Lalafin: Tsukasa chan!! What took you so long??

Squidward: Sorry about that, I had to crunch numbers and try to figure out our dependent and independent variables and what is our hypothesis.

Superhero Lalafin: Lol that’s so much nerd stuff

Admin God: ahaha, I think it’s cute

Squidward: Guys…

Admin God: Anyways if Misora isn’t going to be the test subject who would be?

Superhero Lalafin: Well, the person needs to be really athletic that doesn’t mind doing different stuff or one thing for a long time like backflipping or running

Squidward: …

Admin God: ….

Superhero Lalafin: Wait

Superhero Lalafin: Oh fuck me

[In Lucky!’s DMs]

Spicy Akira: Hello?

Lucky!: Akiraaa channn!!

Spicy Akira: Ah good, I’m in the right place. 

Spicy Akira: Hello Ootsuki san.

Lucky!: Come on Akira chan, we fought on the same stage before in the underground place!

Lucky!: That totally means you can call me by my first name! Just like any other kouhai!

Spicy Akira: …

Spicy Akira: Aruru.

Lucky!: !!!

Lucky!: You jumped straight into without honorifics!

Spicy Akira: Yes? That’s how I address all my kouhai, is that a problem

Lucky!: Nope!

Lucky!: So what do you want to talk about? 

Spicy Akira: How did you know that I wanted to talk to something?

Lucky!: Simple! You gave me a friend request! Usually it’s the other way around

Spicy Akira: I see… 

Spicy Akira: Well, I do have something to ask if you don’t mind.

Lucky!: Go for it!

Spicy Akira: Why are we here?

Spicy Akira: As in here, here.

Spicy Akira: Starlight server here.

Lucky!: Oh well, Shizuha chan made a server for everyone because it would be so much chaos if we only talk in one place like a group chat 

Spicy Akira: You say that but we still all talk in the general channel.

Lucky!: Huh… that is true

Lucky!: Well there is the new betting channel!

Spicy Akira: Have you betted on it yet?

Lucky!: Yeah, I think it’s going to be Mahiru chan because kaoruko chan is there

Spicy Akira: Huh, interesting. I think it’s going to be Kocho san. 

Lucky!: OOOO Going against the Admin God I see, this can be considered blasphemy 

Spicy Akira: It would be considered irresponsible modding if I was right.

Lucky!: Ahahaha you got me there 

Spicy Akira: Anyways before we continue, do you know why Seisho created the group chat?

Lucky!: Hmmm well Kaoruko chan invited us cause she’s friends with Tsukasa chan but I don’t think she needed to explain it

Lucky!: Sharing the stage with everyone is one of my dreams, so I really wanted to join. Everyone else followed through because they all thought it would be exciting and they wanted to talk with everyone!

Spicy Akira: Hmmm. 

Spicy Akira: Very well, I guess this takes our conversation to a close.

Lucky!: Eh??? Why?

Spicy Akira: I’m on a journey to try and find out why we are here, in this group chat. 

Lucky!: !! Let me join you!!

Spicy Akira: I’m sorry?

Lucky!: Come one now Akira chan, we’re friends now right? Friends go on journeys all the time!

Spicy Akira: …

Spicy Akira: Usually I would say no. But I have come to enjoy our conversations for the short time we have talked.

Lucky!: !!

Spicy Akira: I suspect the server’s influence. 

Lucky!: Yeah this server is pretty great huh? So many new friends!

Spicy Akira: Yachiyo has mentioned that you went on a spree whilst she became friends with kaoruko san, have you befriended everyone yet?

Lucky!: Nope~ Rui chan, Fumi chan and Hikari chan hasn’t befriended me yet!

Spicy Akira: As expected of Fumi I see…

Lucky!: ?

Spicy Akira: It’s nothing don’t worry about it.

Lucky!: Okay~

Lucky!: Also now that you brought it up, what do you think seisho made this server for?

Spicy Akira: … I don’t know, I haven’t thought about it in all honesty.

Lucky!: Welp, I guess we got to figure it out together huh? :D

Spicy Akira: Yes, I believe so.

[In the Starlight Server, Seisho group chat]

The Devil: Hey fuckers

The Devil: Hey come on don’t leave me hanging

The Devil: Fucks sake I hate to do this but 

The Devil: Mr white is a bastard

The Devil’s Advocate: Seriously Kaoruko?

The Devil’s Advocate: Hey @mods mind if you delete this before Hikari sees it?

*Bananice deleted a message*

Bananice: Done

The Devil’s Advocate: Thanks Nana

Home Run: Ummm 

Home Run: Hikari chan already saw it 

*Mr White is now online*

Mr White: Say something again I dare you 

The Devil: Well if you insist~

Non Non Dayo: KAORUKO CHAN NO!!!

DoneTM: Kaoruko yes please

*TendouMaya is now online* 

*C’est moi la star is now online*

C’est moi la star: Maya don’t you dare say anything too

TendouMaya: Not even my support in this group chat revue?

C’est moi la star: Please stop calling every fight here a revue