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A reminder that this is an AU so nothing is fully canon in this story.
You may wonder, why did Dark Enchantress curse Pirate?
What did Pirate do to deserve this?
The answer: Nothing, we all know DE loves to make everyone have pain no matter what.
Anyway, here's the story.
Pirate woke up one day in a dark room, he felt tired. He looked around the room, hoping he wasn't alone. The good thing was, he wasn't, but he couldn't see who it was. He tried to get up but pulled back down, since he was weak, he could bearly stand up.
He thought about Salt and Squid Ink, just hoping they're okay. Hoping they're not worrying.
The door suddenly opened with a big bang. "Well Well Well...Isn't it the two of the few cookies of the sea. Pirate Cookie and Sea Fairy Cookie."
"Dark Enchantress, what do you want now?!" Sea Fairy yelled while trying to set herself free.
"You know what I want Sea Fairy, tell your little friend Pirate why we're here. Don't even bother trying to let yourself free, you'll just get yourself killed."
Sea Fairy sighed in disappointment as she slowly threw herself down on the floor, whispering words that Pirate nor Dark Enchantress could hear.
"Fine, since you won't speak. I'll do that myself. Pirate Cookie, I've seen how useless you are. I'm here to make it as worse as possible!" She smiled as she grabbed her staff.
Dark Enchantress grabbed Pirate and tore his eyepatch off of him, "I wonder what I can do to his eye right here? Hehe..." She waved her staff to hit on his eye. Making his eye crumble. She dropped him on the floor.
"Run along now, here's your eyepatch to cover up your crumbling eye."
Dark Enchantress threw Pirate Cookie out of, whatever he was, but thank god that was all over. He summoned his boat and went away from hell. Worrying about that Sea Fairy girl.
"Pirate Cookie! Where were you!" Salt Cookie ran as he saw Pirate on the sea.
"Salty!" Pirate had got off his ship and hugged Salt.
"Pirate...Squid Ink and I were so worried about you. Squidy even started crying!"
"Shit...Where are they?!"
Salt had dragged Pirate into their house, they find Squid Ink sobbing on the floor.
"Squidy!" Pirate ran and hugged Squid Ink.
"P-...Pops!" Squid Ink hugged back, happy as can be.
"Salt, can we talk? Like, alone..." Pirate grabbed Salt pulling him thors him.
"Of course, Pirey."
The two cookies left to go talk alone. Pirate felt scared if Salt knew who this "Dark Enchantress" Cookie is.
Pirate grabbed Salt's hands. "Do you know who 'Dark Enchantress' is?"
"No, I don't. Why?"
"Well, something happened to me in her name and...uh, how do I explain-"
"Did they hurt you?!" Salt grabbed his cheeks, Pirate held Salt's hands making sure he won't worry.
"It's okay Salty! I'm fine!" Pirate smiled and kissed Salt's hands.
"Well, ok...if you say so. Anyway, I'll go feed Squid Ink."
Salt had left, leaving Pirate alone. Pirate started feeling pain on his eye. He ran to the bathroom to look at his eye. He had thought Dark Enchantress told him lies that his eye was crumbling. She's wasn't. He lifted his eyepatch and saw the crumbling starting, he took small pieces out. Knowing he's now in trouble.
He can't tell Salt or Squid Ink. He can't tell anyone. Not a single cookie. He feels bad, trying to hide it but he has too. He doesn't want Salt to worry. It'll have to be this way.