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Camie and Iida were ushered to the holding cells of the Kyoto Police station.
“We showed you our fuckin quirks! What more do you want!” A high pitched voice shrieked out, causing everyone in the room to wince.
“Bakugou, not with that voice.” came the velvety deep voice of Gentle Criminal, talking to his cellmate La Brava. Who at the moment had climbed the bars of the cell like a monkey and was shouting at any person that walked by. “Oh my God, it’s Iida!”
“Finally” La Brava shock the bars. “Get over here Glasses!”
“Why have we been summoned by villians?” Iida questioned the officer on watch. Only to further anger the small woman in the cell.
“Oi, Idiot! I’m talking to you!”
“Bakugou. That’s not going to help them,” Gentle stretched his arm through the bars, holding his hand out with his fingers spread. Uttering one phrase while gazing intently into Camie’s eyes, “Brussel sprouts.”
“Dawg, that you Ocha?” slapping the hand extended towards her, “You got a mustache!” Camie laughed while she floated to the ceiling. “And Bakabro-” Camie was completely lost in her laughter, tears coming to her eyes.
Brava set off a series of tiny explosions. Earning her, well him, a loud “No Explosions” from the officer.
Yesterday during the pairs normal combine patrol of the city. Ground Zero and Uravity encountered the villainous duo of Gentle Criminal and La Brava.
“Your unheroic acts of love shall not go unpunished!” The small La Brava yelled holding a strange glass orb with gray smoke swirling inside.
Ochako could only get out a small, “what?” when Gentle appeared behind them. Shouting more nonsense.
“You have tainted the public with your misdeeds!”
Katsuki getting more annoyed with each confusing statement the two made, got into his signature fighting stance, knees bent and palms glowing hot. Ochako tapping his shoulder with the back of her hand. “Technically they haven’t done anything yet.” She replied just as confused as her partner.
“I Know True Lovers When I See Them!” La Brava yelled, tossing various papers to the ground. At this line the two heroes jumped apart from one another.
The papers were full of headlines pulled from the gossip pages. ‘Ground Zero, spotted with stunning foreigner’ ‘ Five nights, five different girls. Will this playboy ever settle down?’ ‘Uravity more like Ura-lonely’ ‘Will Uravity ever find love?’
“The public has a right to know,” Gentle pulled out a similar glass orb, “of the top pro couple!” With a large grin the two villains threw their orbs at the heroes.
Instincts kicking in Bakugou set off an explosion, but instead of sending the orbs back towards their owners. The orbs released their smoke filling the whole city block with the thick gray smoke.
“How is this even possible?” Ochako yelled, moving to active her quirk on him, only to be grabbed from behind by Gentle.
“Not so fast” he whispered, grabbing her face and landing a kiss on her lips.
SLAP
Ochako surly sent the man flying after slap that strangely enough she seemed to feel on her own face. Only to turn her head towards the sounds of Bakugou’s grenades going off.
“What the fuck was that!”A high pitched voice yelled.
Once the smoke was cleared the bodies of Ground Zero and Uravity were gone, leaving the two heroes trapped in the wrong bodies.
“That is harassment!” Iida yelled pounding his fist into his hand, pacing the room. While Camie was trying, but failing, to keep her giggles to herself.
“And now, they are ruining our years of hard work.” the dejected voice of Gentle whimpered, sliding down the wall to the floor. “For the past 24 hours they have been acting all lovey dovey for any camera they can find.” Gentle-Ochako banged her head on the wall. “It’s all over the internet.”
“While I don’t condone with the abduction. I agree that you should not have been lying to the public-” Iida was cut off by Brava-Katsuki groaning loudly about not wanting to hear this again. “It seems if you would have followed my advice, you two wouldn’t be in this predicament.” Iida changed his stance to one similar to when they were back in school. Ready to lecture the two. “You even dragged my wife into your charade.”
Brava-Katsuki was making his way to Iida, but was cut short with a simple raise of the hand from Gentle-Ochako. “Iida, I love you but you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about!” Camie once again broke down into a fit of laughter, watching her husband go slack jawed at the curse.
“Ura-”
“No,” she cut him off. “You come from a rich family. So you don’t understand. We would make more money if the public believed that Kastuki was this bad-boy, breaking girls hearts left and right. And me,” Gentle-Ochako hit her chest, “as the girl any guy could possibly have. For fucks sake, why do you think I own the company that makes,” she lowered her voice to just above a whisper,”those dolls of me!”
“It’s all for the money, Glasses!” Brava-Katsuki yelled from the floor. “Five years of planning…. We had a whole fuckin’ story planned out for when we were ready to go public.”
“We don’t even know how long this will last!” Gentle-Ochako crawled over to Brava-Katsuki laying her head on his stomach. “I can feel my net-worth dropping with every minute.”
It was another three days before, the false Ground Zero and Uravity were captured and forced to undo the swap. And as predicted, the damage was done. They couldn’t rely on Camie’s allusions to change Ochako’s appearance anymore. The seemly thousands of pictures and videos that the couple made, displaying their love would forever be spread on the corners of the internet. No amount of PR work would undo those 5 days. To the point where they both stood at a press conference, trying to explain what happened. Bakugou got so aspirated that he snatched the mic from the stand a said.
“Fuck it! Yeah, we’re dating!” Then pulling Uraraka into a deep kiss. Cameras flashing around while the couple stuck their middle fingers in the air.