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jinwook has added sooil, minsoo, jinhyuk, changhyun, wooseok, yein, gyujin, hwanhee, and dongyeol to unnamed chat.
jinwook has renamed unnamed chat as 10/10
jinwook has changed their name to leader
leader: okay i made the new chat
leader: please be normal this time
sooil has changed their name to daddy
leader: okay i guess not
daddy has changed minsoo’s name to babie
daddy: ok we’re good here
leader: dear god
gyujin: to be fair, what did you expect
leader: good point
dongyeol: why do we need a new chat again
leader: because jinhyuk broke his phone
leader: and he’d locked everyone out of owner rights before that so we couldn’t add his new number in
leader: because he’s a dumbass
jinhyuk: HEY WAIT
jinhyuk: no, actually that’s fair
wooseok: true
jinhyuk: come on, you too??
wooseok: :)
jinhyuk: I thought we were friends :/
jinhyuk has changed wooseok’s name to snek
snek: isn’t this a little dramatic
jinhyuk: absolutely Not
changhyun: and they’re back at it again
daddy has changed changhyun’s name to marshmallow
marshmallow: i literally breathed
dongyeol: good! :)
dongyeol: anway
dongyeol has changed their name to maknae on top
dongyeol has changed hwanhee’s name to puppy
puppy: why??
gyujin: I can’t unsee it now
leader: why did i ever think this was going to be normal
daddy: well that was your first mistake
daddy: and i can be your second ;)
leader: …
gyujin: hyung u know minsoo is in this chat right
daddy: dw he knows he’s my only baby ;)
babie: ! :)
leader: yeah
leader: haha :)))
yein: oh we made another group chat?
yein: what happened to the old one?
jinhyuk: don’t do this to me please
jinhyuk: not you too
yein: um okay
yein: well then
yein has changed their name to sunyoul
jinhyuk: wait i gotta
jinhyuk has changed their name to stream blue rose!!!
daddy: wait what does that mean
stream blue rose!!!: stream blue rose
gyujin: oh, okay
daddy: okay so
daddy: now that everyone is here
daddy: i have an announcement
sunyoul: ??
daddy: i have Attained the Grain
daddy: aka i got a job
sunyoul: oh my gosh really?
leader: i’m happy for you but
leader: at the same time
leader: you’re a disappointment to this family
daddy: im gonna take that as a compliment ;)
daddy: ANYWAYS
daddy: guess where it is
snek: mcdonalds?
stream blue rose!!!: PLEASE SAY MCDONALDS
daddy: its not mcdonald’s
snek: damnit
maknae on top: then y should we care
daddy: okay, first of all, Rude
puppy: where is it hyung!
daddy: this is why you’re my favorite son
daddy: okay
daddy: IT
daddy: IS
daddy: starbucks :)
marshmallow: grats
babie: congratulations!! will you make me drinks for free?
daddy: anything for my baby :)
leader: isn’t that against the rules or something?
sunyoul: no but really congratulations! you’re going to do amazing!
snek: wow we literally don’t deserve him
marshmallow has changed sunyoul’s name to sun
sun: !!
daddy: anyway! if any of y’all dumbasses want to visit me I’ll be working on mondays and wednesdays!
daddy: ofc you aren’t included in dumbasses, minsoo, babe
stream blue rose!!!: rude
stream blue rose!!!: but ok, expect screaming at your doorstep!
stream blue rose!!!: or coffeehousestep or whatever it is starbucks has
snek: just quit while you’re ahead
snek: or at least less behind
stream blue rose!!!: you are literally so rude to me for no reason??
snek: no, you deserve it
daddy: x2
marshmallow: x3
maknae on top: x4
stream blue rose!!!: OKAY I GET IT
gyujin: this sounds like the plot of one of those really bad fanfictions where everyone hates the main character but little do they know they have some sort of superpower or they’re like secretly amazing lmaoo
snek: halfway true
maknae on top: the real question is why are you reading those kinds of fanfictions
sun: ok let’s stop bullying jinhyuk now…?
stream blue rose!!!: yein
sun: yes?
stream blue rose!!!: have i ever told u i love u
sun: yes, every day
stream blue rose!!!: good, just checking
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jinhyuk has added wooseok to unnamed private chat
jinhyuk has renamed unnamed private chat as SOS
jinhyuk: wooseok!
jinhyuk: we’re still meeting at the library to study tonight right?
jinhyuk: i literally need it so bad
jinhyuk: who knew being a chem major would take actual?? work???
wooseok: oh
wooseok: shit
jinhyuk: ?
wooseok: dude i’m so sorry, i planned a date with Haeun tonight ://
jinhyuk: oh
jinhyuk: haha
jinhyuk: cool! have fun wooseok :)
wooseok: i’m really sorry
wooseok: i completely forgot
jinhyuk: no it’s fine! i can just study on my own haha
jinhyuk: don’t worry about it :)
wooseok: i’ll treat you to something later?
jinhyuk: seriously, don’t worry about it! it’s cool lmao
jinhyuk has left the chat
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jinhyuk has added jinwook to unnamed private chat
jinhyuk has renamed unnamed private chat as help
jinhyuk: fukc
jinwook: oh my god jinhyuk what’s wrong? are you ok?
jinhyuk: no i mean,, im fine
jinhyuk: wooseok just blew me off for his girlfriend
jinhyuk: again :))
jinwook: jinhyuk…
jinwook: have you thought about what i asked you last night at all?
jinhyuk: hyung, no
jinhyuk: it’s not like that
jinhyuk: i’m not jealous or anything
jinhyuk: it just sucks because
jinhyuk: it doesn’t seem like i’m ever the first priority anymore
jinhyuk: or even like, a priority at all
jinwook: i really hate to push the subject but…
jinwook: if it were anyone else, would you feel the same way?
jinhyuk: of course??
jinwook: i’ll only ask one more time and then i’ll leave it alone but please think about it
jinhyuk: lmao okay MOM
jinhyuk: look i’ll think about it
jinhyuk: but it’s really not that okay
jinwook: just… give it some thought, okay? because being first priority never really mattered before, and it does now all the sudden? please don’t just shove your feelings to the side.
jinhyuk: okay but what if i did
jinhyuk: like him
jinhyuk: ...like that
jinhyuk: how would knowing that help??
jinwook: well, at least you can start understanding your feelings then?
jinwook: and decide what you want to do about it
jinwook: if you want to tell him, keep it a secret, come to terms with them, or anything?
jinhyuk: yeah, i guess
jinhyuk: okay
jinhyuk: thanks, hyung
jinhyuk: sorry for freaking you out
jinwook: you didn’t freak me out!
jinwook: seriously, just come talk to me if you ever need help
jinwook: you can even crash at my place if you need to! just let me know alright?
jinhyuk: yeah yeah i know
jinhyuk: :) thank you
jinwook: anytime, take care of yourself alright?
jinhyuk: does staying up until 3 am to finish this lab report count
jinwook: no. no it doesn’t. SLEEP
jinwook: PLEASE
jinhyuk: ;)
jinhyuk: bye hyung!
jinhyuk has left the chat