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1:26 am
hemmo96: michael
1:32 am
h8michael: im trying to sleep what do u want
1:32 am
hemmo96: u
1:33 am
h8michael: stop it
h8michael: really what do u want
1:33 am
hemmo96: hoLD ON I NEED TIME TO TYPE
1:34 am
h8michael: k
1:36 am
hemmo96: okay okay okay so like theres this person i really like and i don't know how to tell them and like ugh ive never liked someone as much as him and i'm really nervous because i'm sure they don't feel the same way help me please im in loVE
1:37 am
h8michael: hwat
h8michael: h i m
h8michael: "him"
h8michael: HIM
1:37 am
hemmo96: shit
hemmo96: tried to avoid pronouns sorry
1:38 am
h8michael: wh y
h8michael: just
h8michael: WHY DIDJDNT U TELL ME
1:39 am
hemmo96: shit fuck um im really sorry oh my god i just i know this sounds really shitty but i thought you would think i was weird or maybe you would stop talking to me or something i don't really know im sorry
1:41 am
h8michael: dude
h8michael: stop apologizing
h8michael: you didn't do anything wrong.
h8michael: why would i care you're like my only friend and i need you and i love you and i would never leave you
h8michael: especially over something this stupid
1:43 am
hemmo96: oh my god what would i do without you
1:43 am
h8michael: idk
h8michael: do u prefer top or bottom
1:43 am
hemmo96: miCHAEL
1:43 am
h8michael: r u exclusive 2 boys
1:43 am
hemmo96: YES NOW STO,P
1:44 am
h8michael: k anyways
h8michael: about this crush
1:44 am
hemmo96: yeah
1:44 am
h8michael: just tell him. i mean what else can you do?
1:44 am
hemmo96: ITS NOT THAT EASY MICHAEL
hemmo96: IM GAY
hemmo96: 99.9% SURE THAT HE LIKES VAGINA
1:45 am
h8michael: sorry i tried i give shit advice
1:45 am
hemmo96: no it's okay this is just a shit situation
1:45 am
h8michael: does he know ur gay
1:46 am
hemmo96: yeah
1:47 am
h8michael: then just be like "ay do u like boys"
1:47 am
hemmo96: what the fuck michael
1:47 am
h8michael: or u could swap out the word "boys" with "penis" either way works
1:48 am
hemmo96: stop
1:48 am
h8michael: im trYING TO HELP
h8michael: I COULD BE SLEEPING RIGJT NOW
1:48 am
hemmo96: okay okay geez
hemmo96: but srsly what do i do
1:49 am
h8michael: luke i can't take you seriously when you spell "seriously" like "srsly"
1:49 am
hemmo96: but ***seriously*** what do i do
1:50 am
h8michael: better
h8michael: but i mean really just tell him. if he's not a prick he won't care that you like him. or he could like you back idk
1:51 am
hemmo96: but that's scARY MICHAEL
1:51 am
h8michael: what the
h8michael: so done
h8michael: im going 2 bed
1:51 am
hemmo96: wAIT NO
1:52 am
h8michael: zzzzzzzzzzzz
1:52 am
hemmo96: h8 u
1:53 am
h8michael: sorry what was that i was asleep
1:53 am
hemmo96: jfc
hemmo96: if i do the thing will u stay awake
1:53 am
h8michael: yes
1:54 am
hemmo96: ok
hemmo96: ay do u like penis
1:55 am
h8michael: omfg
1:56 am
hemmo96: shit
hemmo96: ur advice sucks dick
1:56 am
h8michael: just like me
h8michael: wait
1:57 am
hemmo96: OMFMFFG
1:57 am
h8michael: yeah,,
1:58 am
hemmo96: hold on just one fucking second before i confess my love for you leT ME JUST ASK YOU WHY YOU GOT ALL UPSET WHEN I DIDNT TELL YOU THAT I WAS GAY BUT YOU DIDNT TELL ME EITHER
hemmo96: u hypocrite
1:58 am
h8michael: sry
h8michael: but u luv me
h8michael: right
2:00 am
hemmo96: stfu
hemmo96: im going to hold this against you for the rest of your life
2:01 am
h8michael: anyways
h8michael: ;))))
h8michael: i believe you were saying something ;))))
2:01 am
hemmo96: oh
hemmo96: right
2:05 am
hemmo96: ok so what i was saying was that you are so cute and i just want to kiss you and hug you and sleep next to you and everytime you send me pictures of yourself my heart huRTS because you're basically perfect and your taste in music is perfect and not to mention yoUR VOICE OH MY GOD whenever you call me i just get so excited because i get to hear you talk and when you sing i want to cry and just oh my god your FUCKING HAIR whatever color you dye it looks great on you (green is my favorite because it matches your eyes) and i could say more but i'm not because i don't want to go on for hours and possibly scare you off
hemmo96: so there.
2:07 am
h8michael: god im in love
h8michael: stop saying nice things before i squeal like a 12 y/o girl and wake up everyone in the house
2:08 am
hemmo96: ok
hemmo96: but i need an answer
2:08 am
h8michael: yes
2:08 am
hemmo96: wait i didn't even ask the question
hemmo96: i could've asked u if u were a 67 year old sex offender and u just answered "yes"
2:09 am
h8michael: YES I WILL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
2:09 am
hemmo96: ok
hemmo96: gr8
hemmo96: (i promise my face is rlly scrunched up bc im smiling so big and i swear to god i can't breathe right now)
2:10 am
h8michael: (dont die i can't afford a funeral)
2:10 am
hemmo96: omfg
hemmo96: i really need to go to bed
2:11 am
h8michael: same
2:11 am
hemmo96: goodnight
hemmo96: boyfriend
hemmo96: i guess
hemmo96: is that how this works idk
2:11 am
h8michael: i think so
2:12 am
hemmo96: alright
hemmo96: goodnight
2:12 am
h8michael: goodnight
h8michael: i love you
h8michael: :)
2:13 am
hemmo96: i love you too :)