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Crowley:
Ooh, I do, I do, I do, I do
Hey!
Ooh, I do, I do, I do, I do
Angel’s got me
Helpless
Look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit, I’m
Helpless
Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em
I have always been the type to grab and hold the spotlight
I was up in Eden for a reason that was not right
Tryna tempt the woman to the apple that was banned
That had to be counter to the Plan
Slither to your side as you eye the two humans
Find out that you gave them the sword you were using
That was the moment when I died inside
Crush the reeling I’m feeling, he can’t be mine
But as I’m hoping that my Adversary’s you
You ask me nervously about what’s right to do
You don’t let yourself laugh, I’m thinking I’m through
Then your wing shelters me and suddenly I’m
Helpless
Oh look at those eyes
(Look into your eyes)
(And the sky’s the limit)
I’m helpless
(Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em)
(I’m helpless)
I’m so into you
(Look into your eyes)
I am so into you
(And the sky’s the limit, I’m helpless)
I know I’m down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em
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Crowley:
Where are they taking them?
Aziraphale:
God’s about to drown all life
Crowley:
That’s more a thing we would do
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Aziraphale:
I would never help you
There will be no Arrangement
Crowley:
You’re sure?
Aziraphale:
Not ever
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Aziraphale:
What does the J there stand for?
Crowley:
It’s just a J but if you do not like it
I could quickly change it
Aziraphale:
No don’t, I like it
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Crowley:
Centuries later
Our friendship is quite unlikely
And my love grows stronger all the longer you’re beside me
We have the Arrangement and the end of times is coming
Even with six thousand years it all just seems so sudden
A decade later at the army base stressin’
The Devil is coming and I’m getting close to blessin’
I’m dying inside with no time to hide
And I’m tryin’ not to cry ‘cause there’s nothing left that we can do
You raise the sword that has been just returned to you
I panic for a second thinking we’re through
But then you drop your hand out of my view
And you bring up that I’ll lose you and I’m
Helpless
(Look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit, I’m)
Helpless
(Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em)
Helpless
We will survive, we did survive
(Look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit, I’m)
Helpless
(Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em)
Aziraphale:
My dear boy, I’m so sorry I have let you pine
I was afraid that you would have paid for crossing the line
You have given us freedom, I’m drunk but not on wine
We’ve gotten the best of both sides, both damned and divine
You’re mine, you always have brought out a different side of me
I know you cried for me, right after you tried to make a side with me
Please know my love for you is never in doubt
We’ll get a cottage in the South Downs and we’ll figure it out
I’ve been hiding the things you make me feel since the seventh day
You saved my life time and again but I could never say
So please don’t you forget that I’m in love and it’s real
As long as I am here, my dearest, swear to God
You’ll never feel so
Crowley:
(Helpless)
I do, I do, I do, I do
Aziraphale:
Dear Crowley
Crowley:
(Helpless)
I do, I do, I do, I do
Aziraphale:
I’ve never felt less –
Crowley:
(Helpless)
Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em
Aziraphale:
My heart is all aglow ‘cause my Crowley’s in it
Crowley:
I look into your eyes and the sky’s the limit, I’m
(Helpless)
Down for the count and I’m drownin’ in ‘em
God:
The angel lived on with his demon
The angel lived on with his demon
The angel lived on with his demon
Crowley:
Helpless