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"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SUPER, TINY BUG THAT ESCAPES THE WRATH OF A SHOE BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL THAT HE FITS IN THE GROOVES AND CAN'T GET SQUASHED?"
KICK
BOUM
CRASH
"So Ed decided to show up today," Katsuki snorted as he saw a small figure did an impressive wall jump. Kicking the much bigger robot with his knee alone, no weapon needed. That seemingly ordinary attack had actually crushed the jaw of a Zero Pointer into pieces and toppling the humongous machine to the cold, hard ground. The explosive boy managed to find the tallest building for him to perch and take a peek of the next battleground, Katsuki laughed maniacally, "of course, he will. Bloodthirsty, fighting maniac."
He knew that nerd will come through in any minutes, his fear of failure aside. Honestly, with that kind of Quirk, Zuku needs to believe in himself even more so than Katsuki ever could.
Really…he did a good job in refusing All Might's—the bastard—offer to be his successor. Turning his head to the side when a powerful quirk—that could change the weather by a mere punch alone—was dangled right in front of his nose, not interested. Where's that spine go? When his green eyes shone with faux innocence as he told the number one hero to go fuck himself.
Well, okay. Not that exact word. Zuku was just too nice. Even to a person who crushed his dream without mercy just because his Quirk is not combat-oriented; hence not recommended to be on the first line of Villain's attack. Katsuki recalled his word was more like 'I'm sorry, All Might-san. But did you just imply 'ordinary' people cannot be a hero and need to ride the tail of a powerful quirk just to have that sliver of chance? Then I apologized because I cannot accept your 'goodwill''. Yeah! That one! That quote-unquote in certain sentences he uttered was definitely a knife through the back. Passive Aggressive all the way!
In Katsuki's opinion, the nerd's Quirk is awesome. Fuck All Might.
Personality Disorder, Zuku decided to name his power.
And personality disorder indeed. Because, when his Quirk accidentally activated (Yes. Accidentally. He still couldn't quite grasp how his Quirk work even after all these years. Katsuki couldn't blame him. Personality Disorder is more of an illness, for the lack of better word. Not a deliberate, intentional power people could easily use. That's the reason why his friend was so worried when he was still the 'Shy Izuku' even though the UA Physical Exam will start in ten minutes one hour ago. Eliciting the anger of a snobby four-eyes freak and annoying Katsuki so much, he went and had a verbal fight with him so he could defend his quivering classmates. Megane bastard, he'll punch him when he sees him again soon), his nature will drastically change. If Izuku is very shy, nice, and could not hurt a single fly—
Then this Edward Elric is courageous, brash and foul-mouth. Katsuki got most of his swears from him and that says something.
Ed won't stay still and take a beating when someone bullies him. He then acted like a victim when those bullies, pride be damn, snitched to the authorities. Teachers could not believe someone with a 'useless Quirk' has enough power to turned the other student into a gooey mess of black and blue, no matter how the evidence practically slapped them right on their cheek. So Ed will always walk away free of punishment, smug and satisfied. Crafty as well, see.
(Not as crafty as that personality, Katsuki shuddered. Seriously, he doesn't want to see that one appeared ever again. One nightmare is enough)
Katsuki didn't understand how could a change in personality means he's 'good at fighting'. But then he realized that Ed's attacks were …sloppy. Effective to kick the asses of those schoolyard wannabes yet still sloppy otherwise. Ed explained that just because he gained the knowledge of martial arts moves the moment he awakened, doesn't mean this body is used to mimic those said moves. So after that revelation and Izuku is back in his rightful place, he decided to train his body from that day onward. Not before he whooped in excitement because he finally got his Quirk though.
(Just because it's called Personality Disorder, doesn't mean it acted like the usual Personality Disorder. They have their own name and identity, sure. But they share the same memory. Izuku said it was like watching a television. Or back-seat gaming, for an easier example).
"Tiny…Human. Need…To Be…Eliminated" Huh. That Zero Pointer is still alive.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PUNY PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL HE'S SINK INTO THE SAND AND WHEN THE TIDE COMES IN HE DOESN'T EVEN SINK OR HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT DROWNING BECAUSE HE'S SO MICROSCOPIC HE CAN BREATHE ALL THE OXYGEN ATOMS IN THE WATER?!" CRASH.
Well, not for long.
And that was the longest rant he ever heard. Katsuki needed to record that. Zuku's red face will be totally worth it.
EDWARD ELRIC
Eye Color: Golden
Specialty: Science, physics, and chemistry. Fluent in German.
Like: Meat and coffee.
Dislikes: Milk
Ability: Short to middle range. Good in hand to hand combat. Preferred to use a dagger (for the Short range) or a sword (for the Middle range) as a weapon. Recommend for strategizing brute-force tactics.
Warning: Do not call him short. Or even utter that word in his vicinity. Or else you'll get a knee to the face. The more annoyed he is, the more accurate his strike is.