Work Text:
An angel in a trench coat walks into a McDonalds on the corner of Main Street and 71st.
“I’d like everything,” he says.
The underpaid employee looks up at him with a poorly disguised look of disgust.
The angel laughs. “I’m kidding! That would be ridiculous. Just give me one hundred Big Macs.”
The employee rolls his eyes. “Would you like fries with that?”
“Yes. Yes, I would.”
