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Round the Corner has added HomeworldStrong, snakeBytes, BuscemiBoi and Stuck in the Middle to server "First World Bank".

Round the Corner: Alright guys, if we're going to get this heist working properly, we should get mildly familiar with each other. So let's have a roll call to start it off.
Round the Corner: Your names first, and something interesting about yourself. But nothing too personal. For example, I'm Neil McCauley, and I enjoy a nice cup of coffee.
HomeworldStrong: Hmph. I'm Jasper. I hate losing. Especially to Fusions.
snakeBytes: don't think there's any of that here; i'm mallek, and i'm an information specialist; pretty sure neil brought me on here because of that;
BuscemiBoi: Yeah yeah, that's all nice and good sweet cheeks, but it's my turn now. Ahem, I'm Angel Dust, Hell's premier adult film star/gangster. Also, I might have a drug problem, but it's only a problem if I don't get 'em.
Stuck in the Middle: Well, ain't you all a bunch of charming fellas. I'm Vic, you can call me Mr. Blonde if ya want. Currently enjoying a burger and some soda. Big Kahuna, if you're wondering.
BuscemiBoi: Hey hey, wait a second there big guy, I remember a Vic coming by for my... services recently. Would that be you, per chance?
Stuck in the Middle: Shit, maybe? Would you happen to be a spider?
BuscemiBoi: Yyyyep! Well, I don't usually spend time with my johns after work, but shit, guess I'll have to make an exception!
Round the Corner: So much for "nothing too personal".

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BuscemiBoi: So, I was talkin' with my newest gal pal Jolyne the other day, and we started thinking about how people somehow missed the overtones of YMCA back when it came out!
BuscemiBoi: Like... for example, Jasper doesn't believe me when I tell her it's about blowin' guys at the YMCA!
HomeworldStrong: What? The humans like to spell, what do you want from me?
snakeBytes: oh you sweet summer child;
Stuck in the Middle: Is it specifically about blowing dudes? Never really paid too much attention to the lyrics.
BuscemiBoi: Well, it's definitely about fucking guys at the gym! Like... hey, Mallek, can ya help a guy out and pull up the lyrics for me?
snakeBytes: they are in your pms now;
BuscemiBoi: Cheers, you're a real darling.
Stuck in the Middle: I haven't been exposed to this before, but it's no secret that the Village People may have been of a homosexual preference.
BuscemiBoi: Dunno if you wanna make assumptions like that, just because they... have sex with guys.
snakeBytes: just because they're constantly in the throes of sexual intercourse with those of the same gender;
BuscemiBoi: Hohoho! Okay, here goes.
BuscemiBoi: "Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said young man, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need to be unhappy."
BuscemiBoi: "Young man, there's a place you can go, I said young man, when you're short on your dough, you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find, many ways to have a good time."
snakeBytes: heheh;
BuscemiBoi: "They have everything for you men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys! It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" I'll fuckin' bet it is...
Stuck in the Middle: Well, you can just hang out with the boys!
HomeworldStrong: Yeah, it's like a... bro thing, is that the right way to say it?
BuscemiBoi: "You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel!"
Stuck in the Middle: Dang dude, this sounds like a fun place.
snakeBytes: i'm 100% down to go to the ymca bro;
Stuck in the Middle: Yeah! I can hang out with a bunch of guys and play Scrabble!
BuscemiBoi: Okay, that one caught me off-guard. Good on ya, Vic, I like me some guys who can give me a good laugh.

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Stuck in the Middle: No, look, you've got it all wrong. The D Club isn't gay, it's informative.
BuscemiBoi: Pfft, yeah, you tell yaself that, Vic.
Stuck in the Middle: I'm serious, Angel, you don't know anything about it.
BuscemiBoi: It wasn't gay until ya started fucking men.
BuscemiBoi: And I'm kinda the authority on the subject, ya know?
Stuck in the Middle: Hey, hey, listen to me, and listen real good.
Stuck in the Middle: Saying that it's gay would imply that I'm, y'know, aroused at the idea of fuckin' guys. Which is just incorrect!
BuscemiBoi: It is absolutely correct, ya dumb shit! And ya know how I know that?
BuscemiBoi: 'Cause ya fucked me, Vic!
snakeBytes: and also, i have evidence that you hang out with lanque;
snakeBytes: trust me, lanque isn't just domestically horny, he's internationally horny;
Stuck in the Middle: What the fuck, why are you awake, kid? It's like... 2AM!
snakeBytes: coding waits for no man; also trolls are nocturnal;
BuscemiBoi: Well, gotcha there didn't he?
Stuck in the Middle: Good thing it's just us and nobody else, otherwise this would really be a problem.
HomeworldStrong: Why do I even bother to check on you idiots.
Stuck in the Middle: Oh what?! Why are you awake, Jasper?
HomeworldStrong: Gems don't require sleep to survive.
BuscemiBoi: Just admit it, Vic! I ain't gonna judge, I'm gay myself!
Stuck in the Middle: You aren't getting the satisfaction of that, because I'm not gay. I just do with what I've got.
Stuck in the Middle: So you can suck right on my nuts!
BuscemiBoi: Don't mind if I do!
Stuck in the Middle: Not like that, fucking damn it!

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BuscemiBoi: Aw fuck, we forgot somebody! Neil doesn't seem to have realised it, but luckily, Angel Dust's on the case!
BuscemiBoi has added Te Amo to server "First World Bank".
Te Amo: Ah, boa tarde. How are we, friends?
snakeBytes: hi tubulcain; still coding so i can't really talk;
Stuck in the Middle: Tubulcain, whatever you do, don't scroll up to earlier today.
Te Amo: Por quê?
BuscemiBoi: I had a serious penile conversation with him at like two in the mornin'.
HomeworldStrong: Hello, Dandy Man.
Te Amo: Jasper! Tudo bem?
HomeworldStrong: Meh, the usual. Wishing I had somebody to fight.
Round the Corner: Oh fuck, is it really this late already?
BuscemiBoi: Neil! Hell, you sure took your time showin' up!
Te Amo: I was beginning to believe that only Angel cared enough to get me in.
Round the Corner: Jeez, I sleep in one time and suddenly everything happens then, huh.
Round the Corner: Hopefully, this'll make up for that.

Round the Corner is inviting you to server "Wrestling WatchParty".

Round the Corner: Maybe you can make some new friends there. Consider it my gift to you guys, for not fucking something up lately.