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blondes do it better : Naminé
luckythirteen: Roxas
under the same sky: Kairi
skyboy: Sora
suaveandsilver: Riku

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Oh my god, they were dormmates (#hi welcome to chilli’s)

under the same sky 10:42am can someone seriously go to the campus store and get me a gatorade?

luckythirteen 10:44am no one told you to drink on a Sunday night.

under the same sky 10:45am was I asking for your approval? No. I wasn’t. I’m asking for assistance.
under the same sky 10:45am help
under the same sky 10:45am life alert

skyboy 10:47am I can supply you with your life saving items but it’ll be twenty minutes

under the same sky 10:48am what use are you then

luckythirteen 10:49am yikes poor kid just wants to help

under the same sky 10:50am @skyboy how about you share why it’ll be twenty minutes
under the same sky 10:53am No?
under the same sky 10:56am Okay, I’ll share then. Sora decided to stay in bed as I vomited my guts out this morning. And then as I was covered in vomit, I asked him to email my prof to tell him I’d be late.
under the same sky 10:56am Of course his response was, ‘don’t feel good, sorry, g’night’
under the same sky 10:57am L I K E

luckythirteen 10:59am wow, sora, you fucking suck

under the same sky 11:00am yeah and now he can’t show his face near class cause the asshole probably never emailed xigbar

skyboy 11:02am OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME SYMPATHY

under the same sky 11:03am WHY DO YOU DESERVE THE SYMPATHY HERE

skyboy 11:03am i wasn’t able to GET OUT OF BED THIS MORNING BECAUSE YOU HANDCUFFED ME TO IT

blondes do it better 11:04am true story, i helped him out of it when i got back from class

luckythirteen 11:05am mornin’ nam

blondes do it better 11:05am good morning roxas

under the same sky 11:06am are you seriously suggesting that not only did I handcuff you to a bed, but that you had a worse night than I did?

skyboy 11:07am uh, yeah

blondes do it better 11:09am sora_got_fucked.jpg

luckythirteen 11:10am oh nooooooooo
luckythirteen 11:10am not a thing i needed to see this morning

under the same sky 11:12am please forgive me and my transgressions

skyboy 11:16am you’re lucky i lvoe you. You’re buying dinner tonight

luckythirteen 11:17am *love

skyboy 11:18am do not test me
skyboy 11:18am nice sora is out of the building, replaced by grumpy hungover sora

Direct Message (@blondes do it better)

luckythirteen 11:35am it’s not even noon on a monday and they are already at it

blondes do it better 11:37am i want to cut them some slack, they’re both going through a hard time right now
blondes do it better 11:37am but if i come back to my room with them in another weird situation
blondes do it better 11:38am i’m gunna kermit

luckythirteen 11:39am you’re too nice i would’ve kicked them out by now
luckythirteen 11:40am tho we may need to do an intervention with their drinking
luckythirteen 11:40am i know they are working on their theses but god damn

blondes do it better 11:43am who are we to judge
blondes do it better 11:43am that’ll be us in a year

luckythirteen 11:45am foolish of you to assume i’m working on a thesis

blondes do it better 11:47am …..
blondes do it better 11:49am you do realize that a thesis is required for your major right

luckythirteen 11:52am ……
luckythirteen 11:52am fuck me

Oh my god, they were dormmates (#that’s the tea, sis)

suaveandsilver 3:23pm the hell? why did you share that photo in the chat, naminé?

blondes do it better 3:25pm it was necessary

suaveandsilver 3:27pm okay anyway
suaveandsilver 3:27pm please tell me someone heard the scoop on the worst members of society today

under the same sky 3:30pm and who would that be?

luckythirteen 3:31pm you right now

under the same sky 3:32pm don’t @ me right now

suaveandsilver 3:35pm no you incompetent fools
suaveandsilver 3:36pm i’m talking about axel and saix

skyboy 3:38pm they aren’t the worst

luckythirteen 3:40pm uh, axel is my best friend and yeah i can second he’s the worst

suaveandsilver 3:43pm as you know, i’ve only been a ta for about four months
suaveandsilver 3:43pm and i’ve dealt with a lot of axel’s shit that couple last me three years

blondes do it better 3:45pm mm, yes give us the insider info

suaveandsilver 3:47pm apparently while I was teaching the chemistry class instead of axel, he had been sexting saix

skyboy 3:48pm is this new?

suaveandsilver 3:50pm saix had his messages synced to his imac
suaveandsilver 3:50pm which he was using to present his lecture on
suaveandsilver 3:51pm to his graduate class

skyboy 3:52pm !!!!!

blondes do it better 3:53pm !!!!!

luckythirteen 3:56pm jesus fucking christ…

under the same sky 3:58pm oh gross he’s my cousin guys

luckythirteen 4:00pm is any of this surprising tho

blondes do it better 4:02pm i’m more surprised that saix forgot to desync his messages
blondes do it better 4:02pm rather than axel sexting saix when he knew he was in class -_-

suaveandsilver 4:04pm you see students
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i’m not sharing this for gossip
suaveandsilver 4:04pm i’m sharing this because you all need to help me make sure a specific graduate student of saix’s doesn’t open their mouth about what happened
suaveandsilver 4:05pm because if axel gets fired i lose my position

skyboy 4:07pm oh hell no, we ain’t letting that happen

luckythirteen 4:09pm who’s the potential rat?

suaveandsilver 4:10pm who do you think?

under the same sky 4:11pm oh no

luckythirteen 4:13pm you REALLY want us to risk OUR lives
luckythirteen 4:13pm against the psycho that is vanitas

suaveandsilver 4:14pm yeh

skyboy 4:15pm even i wouldn’t touch that situation with a ten foot pole for you riku, and he’s my older brother
skyboy 4:15pm no matter how much i love you
skyboy 4:!5pm ;;;;;

suaveandsilver 4:17pm i will make sure you all pass your chem labs with flying colors this semester

blondes do it better 4:18pm i’m not taking chem this semester

suaveandsilver 4:!9pm i will roll over this promise to next semester

under the same sky 4:21pm everyone press F to pay respect
under the same sky 4:21pm cause there is no way in hell that he’s getting riku let go
under the same sky 4:21pm and my cousin fired i guess

blondes do it better 4:22pm F

luckythirteen 4:22pm F

suaveandsilver 4:23pm F

skyboy 4:24pm FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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blondes do it better 2:00pm did any of you have english with leonhart?

suaveandsilver 2:08pm I did, whats up?

blondes do it better 2:10pm i just failed his last paper even though all of my information on it was what he asked for. Do you think you could look over it?

suaveandsilver 2:11pm sure, no problem. just meet me after dinner. my last class is at 4:20

skyboy 2:15pm blaze it

blondes do it better 2:16pm sora no

under the same sky 2:27pm GUYS FUCKINY GUYS

blondes do it better 2:30pm yes kairi what is the emergency

under the same sky 2:31pm get your asses
under the same sky 2:31pm over to the plaza immediately
under the same sky 2:32pm otherwise namine’s boyfriend is going to get his ass kicked

blondes do it better 2:33pm i don’t have a boyfriend?

under the same sky 2:34pm ignoring that obvious lie
under the same sky 2:34pm seriously get over here because roxas decided he was going to tell vanitas to keep his mouth shut WITHOUT discussing any game plan ahead of time
under the same sky 2:34pm SO GET HERE I CAN’T HANDLE MY BOYFRIENDS OLDER BROTHER ALONE
under the same sky 2:35pm @channel

skyboy 2:36pm jesus, are you serious?

blondes do it better 2:38pm i’m literally in class. this rescue mission is up to you guys

suaveandsilver 2:39pm this better be quick. my next session is in twenty minutes
suaveandsilver 2:39pm sometimes he can be dumber than sora

skyboy 2:40pm HEY

luckythirteen 8:32pm i am creating this channel for all vanitas related talks. since y’all are mad i took matters into my own hands

under the same sky 8:34pm you would be in the hospital
under the same sky 8:34pm if i had not rallied the troops

suaveandsilver 8:35pm also suspension

luckythirteen 8:36pm YOU KNOW WHAT
luckythirteen 8:36pm I DON’T KNOW WHY YOU AREN’T GRATEFUL I WAS WILLING TO TAKE THE FALL

blondes do it better 8:39pm what were you going to do?
blondes do it better 8:39pm have him beat you up and then threaten him to keep his mouth shut
blondes do it better 8:39pm as you bleed out on the floor, like?

luckythirteen 8:41pm nam, you don’t need to attack me like this

blondes do it better 8:42pm well you need to actually have a plan

skyboy 8:43pm what IS our plan, anyway? @suaveandsilver

suaveandsilver 8:44pm hey--i came to you guys for help
suaveandsilver 8:44pm doesn’t mean i have a plan

under the same sky 8:46pm aren’t you all lucky that i EXIST
under the same sky 8:46pm i’m adding some associates to the server

struggle_king 8:50pm AYY BITCHES WHAT IS GOOD

under the same sky 8:51pm do not make me revoke your membership, hayner

struggle_king 8:51pm yes ma’am

luckythirteen 8:53pm hayner! pence! olette! : O

thecameraman 8:55pm what’s up brotha!

bigO 8:55pm hey roxas!

struggle_king 8:56pm saw you almost get your ass kicked today

luckythirteen 8:58pm i’ll kick your ass right now

blondes do it better 9:00pm hey guys! so what’s the grand plan now that kairi has added you to the server?

thecameraman 9:02pm well the three of us are obviously expert sleuths here
thecameraman 9:02pm so digging up anything that we can use against him will be our priority

bigO 9:03pm yeah i’m in the same grad program as him so i’ll do my best to become our mole

skyboy 9:04pm omg that’s like being in the front line of fire
skyboy 9:04pm if anyone is going to take the fall it should be one of us, not you olette

bigO 9:05pm aw thanks sora!
bigO 9:05pm don’t worry though. im not as dumb as roxas. I’ll be able to pull it off without any incidents.

luckythirteen 9:06pm okay O that is completely unnecessary

suaveandsilver 9:06pm did you even tell him why you were about to assault him?
suaveandsilver 9:07pm or did you leap out of the bushes and just attack?

stuggle_king 9:08pm this is why i won the struggle tournament and not you

luckythirteen 9:08pm you tried to drop kick one of our teachers back in high school don’t @ me

under the same sky 9:10pm we will send them in first and have them do some reconnaissance for us before we make a move
under the same sky 9:10pm vanitas won’t use what he knows to his advantage until it benefits him
under the same sky 9:10pm so we have some time

blondes do it better 6:43am wake up
blondes do it better 7:15am roxassssssss

luckythirteen 7:24am what is it that you message me at an ungodly hour on a friday when i have no classes

blondes do it better 7:26am not my fault you don’t keep a healthy sleep schedule
blondes do it better 7:26am i need a ride to an internship interview this afternoon, would you mind?

luckythirteen 7:30am of course, what time? And where?

blondes do it better 7:32am yay! thank you!!!
blondes do it better 7:32am at three this afternoon
blondes do it better 7:32am and it’s at the art studio that Aqua teaches at, Wayfinder Studios

luckythirteen 7:34am oh cool
luckythirteen 7:34am yeah i have no problem taking you

blondes do it better 7:35am thank you roxas!!!

luckythirteen 7:36am yeah yeah
luckythirteen 7:36am now if you don’t mind, i’m going to sleep the rest of the morning away

skyboy 9:34am you up yet?

under the same sky 9:39am yep! Just got out of the shower!

skyboy 9:40am ooOOoOooOo??

under the same sky 9:41am if you had accepted my invite to spend the night, you could’ve joined me ;P

skyboy 9:43am i regret previous decisions

under the same sky 9:45am haha, anyway whats up? You normally don’t wake up this early

skyboy 9:47am the curse of early morning interviews for my thesis
skyboy 9:47am was wondering if you wanted to meet up for lunch
skyboy 9:47am i’ve got a side mission we should tackle

under the same sky 9:50am oh ho ho ho?

skyboy 9:51am yeah, the roxas, namine, olette triangle

under the same sky 9:53am what triangle?

skyboy 9:54am ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVEN’T NOTICED?

under the same sky 9:55am i’ve noticed that roxas and nam are basically dating
under the same sky 9:55am he and olette broke up almost a year ago

skyboy 9:56am oh kairi kairi kairi
skyboy 9:56am even namine has noticed that olette is trying to get back with roxas
skyboy 9:57am why do you think that she keeps denying that she and roxas are together when we tease them?

under the same sky 10:00am i just figured she was embarrassed since we do it in front of him

skyboy 10:01am well, that’s true too
skyboy 10:01am anyway let’s talk more about it when i see you

under the same sky 10:02am okay!

bigO 1:09pm your little incident with vanitas must have given him a whole host of ideas
bigO 1:09pm he’s sitting in class with a little smirk on his face as saix teaches

luckythirteen 1:12pm ugh god
luckythirteen 1:12pm do you think he has any idea of what we’re planning?

bigO 1:13pm probably not since we don’t exactly know what we’re going to do yet
bigO 1:13pm but he’s probs still scheming about something

luckythirteen 1:15pm kill me
luckythirteen 1:15pm stab me with a spoon

bigO 1:17pm you’re just lucky that i’m on the team
bigO 1:17pm vanitas is actually friendly to me

luckythirteen 1:19pm yeah, no idea why

bigO 1:20pm cause i’m a goddess, obvi

luckythirteen 1:23pm mmmmmm
luckythirteen 1:23pm maybe

bigO 1:24pm don’t worry darling, i’ll take the fall
bigO 1:24pm and seduce vanitas into submission

luckythirteen 1:26pm O.O
luckythirteen 1:26pm ew no don’t do that
luckythirteen 1:26pm don’t even touch vanitas with a thirty foot pole

bigO 1:28pm you of all people shouldn’t doubt my ability to put men into submission

luckythirteen 1:30pm HEY NOW

bigO 1:31pm just saying
bigO 1:31pm i’ve got a lot of practice on you
bigO 1:31pm and you two technically ARE related

luckythirteen 1:33pm whatever you do
luckythirteen 1:34pm don’t let him know that it’s me you learned those techniques on
luckythirteen 1:34pm no one needs to know that roxas aoki is a sub

bigO 1:37pm no shame in being a sub
bigO 1:37pm besides, it’s kinda cute

luckythirteen 1:38pm yeah, to you not everyone else

bigO 1:39pm you’d be surprised

blondes do it better 7:25pm is anyone going to demyx’s show tonight?

under the same sky 7:27pm that’s this weekend?! heck yeah i am!

luckythirteen 7:30pm yeah what time is it at again?

blondes do it better 7:31pm it’s at 10
blondes do it better 7:31pm i figured we could meet at my dorm and walk downtown together?

struggle_king 7:32pm oh heck yeah! I’ve been dying for a beer

thecameraman 7:33pm vanitas goes to those sometimes with the grad students. It’ll be a good place for reconnaissance too!

blondes do it better 7:34pm perfect

under the same sky 7:37pm @blondes do it better how did the interview go btw?

skyboy 7:40pm oH YEAH! You had that today!

blondes do it better 7:41pm i think it went okay! not too sure, but it seemed like they liked me

luckythirteen 7:42pm you’ll get it
luckythirteen 7:42pm no reason you shouldn’t you’re an amazing artist

blondes do it better 7:43pm aw, thanks roxas!

under the same sky 7:44pm keep the flirting in the dms

blondes do it better 7:45pm kairi…

luckythirteen 7:45pm you’re one to talk

under the same sky 7:46pm YOU KNOW WHAT
under the same sky 7:46pm i’ll see you all at the dorm BYE

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omg they were dormmates ( #hi, welcome to chilli’s )

blondes do it better 9:27pm you all need to get here in the next fifteen minutes or we’re leaving without you

skyboy 9:29pm i’d be there already if it wasn’t for RIKU

suaveandsilver 9:30pm hey

under the same sky 9:31pm maybe if you weren’t making out

skyboy 9:31pm valid
skyboy 9:31pm but you’d do the same so you can’t shame me

under the same sky 9:32pm fair

struggle_king 9:33pm WE ARE COMING PLZ DONT LEAVE

bigO 9:34pm polyam represent

under the same sky 9:34pm fuckin’ bet

blondes do it better 9:35pm i can hear you from my door jfc you’re loud 
blondes do it better 9:35pm @struggle_king

struggle_king 9:36pm it’s cause i’m so hype
struggle_king 9:36pm TO GET WRECKED

suaveandsilver 9:37pm calm down you’re going to have a stroke

bigO 9:38pm we are here! I see Naminé’s head stickin’ out the door!

Direct Message ( @luckythirteen )

blondes do it better 9:42pm  we are about to head out, are you coming?
blondes do it better 9:45pm did you die?
blondes do it better 9:50pm okay well let me know when you see this and i’ll tell you where we are!

Direct Message ( @under the same sky )

blondes do it better 10:15pm okay, i’m messaging you cause i wanna keep this on the dl 
blondes do it better 10:16pm DL MEANS DON’T LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU READ THE MESSAGE

under the same sky 10:17pm SORRY!
under the same sky 10:17pm but like why are you messaging me when im right here
under the same sky 10:17pm are you okay?

blondes do it better 10:18pm i’m okay
blondes do it better 10:18pm but idk if roxas is he hasn’t answered any of my messages yet 

under the same sky 10:19pm you know roxas he probably fell asleep
under the same sky 10:19pm he’s part of sora’s bloodline and unfortunately that’s a trait

blondes do it better 10:20pm i know but considering his almost run in with vanitas
blondes do it better 10:20pm you know they don’t have the best of histories

under the same sky 10:21pm why don’t you just go and find him then? he’s probably asleep in his dorm or something 

blondes do it better 10:21pm i don’t wanna seem obsessive or something
blondes do it better 10:21pm he’s allowed to not answer me or something

under the same sky 10:22pm but you’re basically dating 
under the same sky 10:22pm i don’t think it’s odd considering he said he’d come too

blondes do it better 10:23pm we’re /not/ dating tho

under the same sky 10:24pm naminé 

blondes do it better 10:24pm WHAT

under the same sky 10:25pm it’s so obvious you have the hots for eachother

blondes do it better 10:25pm okay i might like him
blondes do it better 10:25pm but i don’t think he likes me
blondes do it better 10:26pm he likes girls like olette 

under the same sky 10:27pm oh nam nam nam
under the same sky 10:27pm he can like girls like olette and girls like you

blondes do it better 10:28pm yeah but 
blondes do it better 10:28pm aren’t they like trying to get back together or something

under the same sky 10:29pm i think she wants to get back with him but i honestly think roxas has his eyes on you

blondes do it better 10:29pm ASDFGHJKL
blondes do it better 10:30pm like why when he has O right there

under the same sky 10:31pm oh naminé you have so much to offer 
under the same sky 10:31pm just go find him 
under the same sky 10:32pm i’m sure he’ll be happy to know you care

blondes do it better 10:32pm i guess

under the same sky 10:33pm now GO! 
under the same sky 10:33pm and drag his ass back here so we can get drunk before demyx’s set at 11:30

omg they were dormmates ( #even tho i look like a brunt chicken nugget )

bigO 11:23pm hayner_got_game.jpg
bigO 11:23pm my donation to the picture channel

suaveandsilver 11:24pm where and WHAT is he doing?!

skyboy 11:25pm don’t tell him
skyboy 11:25pm he’ll runi our funnn

under the same sky 11:25pm i didn’t know hayner wore struggle competition underwear

suaveandsilver 11:26pm if you get arrested don’t call me
suaveandsilver 11:26pm i can’t be associated with this riff raff 

struggle_king 11:28pm GT FUCKK

Direct Message ( @blondes do it better )

luckythirteen 11:20pm wow shit i am so sorry i didn’t answer
luckythirteen 11:20pm where are you?

blondes do it better 11:23pm sitting outside the dorm building
blondes do it better 11:23pm where are you? I stopped by your room but you weren’t there

luckythirteen 11:24pm i’m heading in that direction now
luckythirteen 11:24pm please tell me you haven’t been waiting around
luckythirteen 11:24pm i feel so bad

blondes do it better 11:25pm i left the bar around 10:45
blondes do it better 11:25pm so maybe thirty minutes 
blondes do it better 11:25pm don’t feel bad it was me that was being nosey im sorry

luckythirteen 11:26pm don’t be sorry! It’s nice that you were checking in on me
luckythirteen 11:26pm i’m the idiot who didn’t update anyone on when I was going to be there

blondes do it better 11:26pm so you are okay though?
blondes do it better 11:26pm where did you go?

luckythirteen 11:26pm just peachy!
luckythirteen 11:27pm had to meet up with axel earlier

blondes do it better 11:27pm oh, he’s not at the show?

luckythirteen 11:27pm no he’s missing this one
luckythirteen 11:27pm he still doesn’t have a car so he needed a ride home for the weekend

blondes do it better 11:28pm oh okay
blondes do it better 11:28pm again, sorry for being like...stalkerish or something. It was just not the usual for you

luckythirteen 11:29pm don’t be sorry! It was all my bad, nam!
luckythirteen 11:29pm oh! I think i see you!

omg they were dormmmates ( #hi, welcome to chilli’s )

suaveandsilver 11:35pm @luckythirteen @blondes do it better where are you guys? Demyx’s set started

under the same sky 11:36pm YEAH WTF
under the same sky 11:36pm I SWEAR IF YOU’RE PULLING A SORA AND SUCKING FACE INSTEAD OF HANGING OUT WHEN YOU SAID 
under the same sky 11:36pm I’LL KILL YOU BOTH

luckythirteen 11:37pm woah chill we are on our way

blondes do it better 11:37pm yeah sorry, roxas had to drive axel home

under the same sky 11:38pm the fuck he need to go home for
under the same sky 11:38pm he never goes home 

luckythirteen 11:39pm don’t ask me i’m just the driver

suaveandsilver 11:40pm the driver is still an accomplice to the crime 
suaveandsilver 11:40pm just hurry up and get here i cant stop the drunkards from drinking all the beer before you get here

blondes do it better 11:41pm we’re just around the corner!

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omg they were dormmmates (#hi, welcome to chilli’s)

under the same sky 11:34am COFFEE RUNS WHO NEEDS IT

blondes do it better 11:38am are you offering to go
blondes do it better 11:38am because i am so hungover i cannot leave the comforts of my blankets

bigO 11:40am i can join you kairi
bigO 11:40am i feel fine this morning!

under the same sky 11:40am yes i am going to go. i feel like shit but i need something to make it through the day and sora is still passed out
under the same sky 11:40am thanks olette! i can pick you up

blondes do it better 11:41am cinnamon dulce iced please

thecameraman 11:43am thanks kairi! i’ll take a green tea!

suaveandsilver 11:44am medium cold brew as usual

luckythirteen 11:44am medium flat white

under the same sky 11:50am i figure that’s everyone who is up so sorry to y’all who died last night

struggle_king 1:32pm i feel BETRAYED

omg they were dormmates (#what the fuck is up kyle)

skyboy 3:41pm now that i am alive
skyboy 3:41pm i can tell you the HOT GOSS

thecameraman 3:42pm i have photos to support the hot goss

under the same sky 3:44pm SHARE OMG

skyboy 3:45pm so last night at demyx’s set obviously my brother was there
skyboy 3:45pm being brothers it is not weird if i hang near him cause
skybro 3:45pm bros ya know
skybro 3:46pm anyway i decided to just swing by and say hi under the the pretense of getting more alcohol at the bar and I SAW HIM CHATTING UP STRELITZIA

blondes do it better 3:47pm no stop

thecameraman 3:47pm *van_litzia.jpg*

under the same sky 3:47pm ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO WOO THE DEAN OF FACULTY’S LITTLE SISTER?

skyboy 3:48pm DAMN STRAIGHT I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE’S TRYING TO FLIRT

luckythirteen 3:50pm holy fucking shit

blondes do it better 3:50pm did it look like she was even INTERESTED?

skyboy 3:51pm ya no she was def not just being polite

suaveandsilver 3:52pm this is perfect blackmail

blondes do it better 3:52pm is it enough though?
blondes do it better 3:52pm i mean he IS allowed to date whoever he wants. its not like it’s illegal for him to like her

luckythirteen 3:54pm marluxia will slaughter him if he finds out he’s trying to date his little sister
luckythirteen 3:54pm she’s off limits to anyone who doesn’t fit his perfectly curated list

under the same sky 3:55pm at the risk of sounding like i’m defending vanitas 
under the same sky 3:55pm cause im not
under the same sky 3:55pm i’m sure strelitzia is capable of finding someone she likes without her overbearing brother

suaveandsilver 3:55pm overbearing is putting it nicely
suaveandsilver 3:55pm i don’t have to report to him but seeing what axel and saix have to go through i can’t even imagine what it’s like being RELATED to him

blondes do it better 3:56pm i’m sure he just cares about her but yikes

under the same sky 3:56pm well what are we going to do? show marluxia the photo?

bigO 3:58pm NO don’t do that
bigO 3:58pm if you reveal your hand too soon he’ll just throw what he has on axel
bigO 3:58pm we gotta wait until the right moment

luckythirteen 3:59pm i can fight him again

under the same sky 3:59pm stop trying to fight your cousin
under the same sky 3:59pm at this point you’re peacocking 

struggle_king 4:00pm PEACOCKING WHAT HE’LL LOSE

bigO 4:00pm hayner, roxas CAN handle himself in a fight you know

thecameraman 4:01pm no one is fighting ANYONE until we compile more evidence and until he indicates he’s going to make a move
thecameraman 4:01pm i’m sure olette will be able to keep an eye on him 

bigO 4:02pm you got it!
bigO 4:02pm he’ll crumble beneath my domineering power

under the same sky 4:03pm oooOoOooOo olette i didn’t know you were into that kind of thing

bigO 4:03pm *wink*

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blondes do it better 4:05pm okay now i know i’m def not roxas’s type

under the same sky 4:05pm okay delusional
under the same sky 4:05pm but why

blondes do it better 4:05pm olette is really, uh, forward and possibly into that whole thing she alluded to? that’s not me at all

under the same sky 4:06pm bruh
under the same sky 4:06pm first off, she might have just been joking
under the same sky 4:07pm but even if she is into the whole dom/sub thing it doesn’t mean roxas is! and even if he IS that doesn’t mean he isn’t interested in you. you guys have known each other for like a decade so he knows what you’re like
under the same sky 4:07pm besides /you/ don’t even know what you like yet naminé

blondes do it better 4:07pm yeah i do! 
blondes do it better 4:08pm ….in theory

under the same sky 4:08pm plus every relationship is different
under the same sky 4:08pm like what sora likes isn’t always what riku likes and whatever they do together isn’t always what i like, ya know? i don’t always change what i’m comfortable with to fit them. i explore and experiment but communicate what i like and don’t like

blondes do it better 4:09pm well we’re getting ahead of ourselves here because he’s probably going to be back with O and that’s okay i support them

under the same sky 4:09pm NAM BE SELFISH PLEASE

blondes do it better 4:09pm *flail.gif*
blondes do it better 4:09pm kill me

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skyboy 5:19pm cousin

luckythirteen 5:19pm cousin

skyboy 5:20pm so are you going to tell me why you and nam were late to the bar?
skyboy 5:20pm: *wiggling_eyebrows.gif*

luckythirteen 5:21pm shut up idiot it wasn’t like that
luckythirteen 5:21pm she came by the dorms cause i was an ass and wasn’t replying to her messages

skyboy 5:21pm so that’s why she left
skyboy 5:21pm where were YOU?

luckythirteen 5:22pm i said in the groupchat
luckythirteen 5:22pm i was giving axel a ride home

skyboy 5:22pm roxas
skyboy 5:22pm you know that is the weakest lie you’ve ever told me

luckythirteen 5:23pm it’s not technically a lie 

skyboy 5:23pm BRUH

luckythirteen 5:24pm alright geez
luckythirteen 5:24pm axel’s been paranoid about the whole vanitas thing since saix gave him an earful about professionalism so i took him to go buy some weed
luckythirteen 5:24pm that’s it. do NOT tell nam

skyboy 5:25pm dude you made it sound like you were like running the streets again or something 
skyboy 5:25pm it’s weed, nam won’t care about that

luckythirteen 5:25pm no but she’ll worry that i’m just falling backwards into the shit from high school again
luckythirteen 5:25pm which i’m not but you know

skyboy 5:26pm please that’s like the last thing she’s worried about
skyboy 5:26pm she trusts you, you know

luckythirteen 5:26pm i know i just hate disappointing her

skyboy 5:26pm then MAYBE idk just be straight with her
skyboy 5:26pm and tell her you like her and stop dancing circles around each other like you have been the past decade

luckythirteen 5:28pm we haven’t been dancing around each other for the past decade
luckythirteen 5:28pm plus i’ve liked and dated other girls 

skyboy 5:29pm so you admit you like naminé
skyboy 5:29pm also you totally liked her when we were like 13 so technically you liked her first and then dated other girls
skyboy 5:29pm like O who clearly still likes you

luckythirteen 5:31pm O doesn’t like me anymore
luckythirteen 5:31pm it’s just…we fall back into old habits easily and there’s no reason to actually stop her if we’re both single 

skyboy 5:32pm but dude if you like naminé then like you’re sending mixed signals

luckythirteen 5:32pm which would only matter if nam even liked me

skyboy 5:33pm bro she literally left the bar to make sure you were okay when you didn’t show up
skyboy 5:33pm i might be stupid but not that stupid

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skyboy 6:23pm we have a problem

under the same sky 6:33pm don’t say that
under the same sky 6:33pm did you and riku run out of condoms AGAIN?

skyboy 6:34pm what
skyboy 6:34pm NO lol
skyboy 6:34pm roxas and naminé are the problem!

under the same sky 6:35pm omg i know
under the same sky 6:35pm those two are going to be the death of me before your brother even enacts his blackmail upon axel 
under the same sky 6:35pm they are never going to stop dancing around each other
under the same sky 6:35pm did roxas do something?

skyboy 6:36pm for a man with decent dating experience you’d think he’d notice that naminé likes him
skyboy 6:36pm but he seems to be under the impression that his attraction to nam is one sided and that it’s also okay to flirt with O since they are both single
skyboy 6:36pm which in theory is correct but if he LIKES NAM THEN HE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND NOT CONFUSE HEr

under the same sky 6:37pm omg yes thank you! poor naminé is like 
under the same sky 6:37pm no roxas still likes olette so it doesn’t matter what my feelings are i want him to be happy
under the same sky 6:37pm she REFUSES to be selfish when it’s clear they both like each other anyway

skyboy 6:38pm do you think it would be against friendship law for you to talk to olette?

under the same sky 6:38pm no 
under the same sky 6:38pm i could do that, i just hope she doesn’t ACTUALLY like roxas again cause
under the same sky 6:38pm AWK

skyboy 6:39pm sick okay
skyboy 6:43pm anyway do you and riku want to come over and watch a movie and cuddle cause all of this is exhausting

under the same sky 6:43pm yes pls i will message him
under the same sky 6:43pm love you

skyboy 6:44pm love uuuuuuu