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1. Diaz in the Wind: A Legend of Lust, Tragedy, and Triumph by kingorquing

   Fandoms: The Mask (1994), Austin Powers (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Aug 2019

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Dorian Tyrell/Stanley Ipkiss
   • Austin Powers/Dorian Tyrell
   • Dorial Tyrell
   • Stanley Ipkiss
   • Austin Powers
   • OC - N'Quaith
   • OC - Dylan
   • OC - Tyler
   • OC - Lawrence
   • Smut
   • smut but not porn
   • this is not porn
   • this is tasteful erotica on par with Sacher-masoch
   • 100 per cent sincere
   • ONE HUNDRED PER CENT SINCERE
   • i would never write something insincerely
   • it is against my moral code
   • im a straight kantian
   • well not straight per se

   Summary

   At the end of the Mask, hot outlaw Dorian Tyrell is unaccounted for-- we know he is flushed beneath the Coco Bongo by The Mask, but we are never shown what this Underworld looks like. At the end of the Austin Powers trilogy, he is fully cemented as a mere figment of popular culture: transitive, liminal, purposeless. And though Jim Carrey does get his own "mojo" by the end of the Mask, I don't buy it. How can a loser like that, who can't even talk to Cameron Diaz like a human being, get mojo from turning into the Horny Wolf of old cartoons?
   Since I have to do all the goddamn heavy lifting around here, Baby, I'm going to be the man to answer these loose ends. Well come, traveler. Well come.

   "If you listen to this whilst eating a hot dog you will be happy." - The Local Hamburger Guy

   "Baba?" - My friend's kid

   "You should pursue a PhD program." - My TA, but not about this.

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