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Flame Emperor
ugh
Primadonna
Hm? What's wrong, Edie?
Flame Emperor
it's the new professor
Mercie
Oh dear. Is there a problem?
Flame Emperor
yes
no
not a... kinda?
I just
ugh
Petra
What happened?
Primadonna
Give us the tea, sis.
Petra
Why would we have tea?
Hilda-chan
It's just an expression, Petra.
Come on, spill the beans, princess.
Petra
Beans?
Flame Emperor
okay, so
I figured that, as class president, I should assert some dominance
let her know her place
Primadonna
Edie
You didn't.
Flame Emperor
Listen! she doesn't look any older than us, so I don't want her getting any ideas!
so I told her I'd be keeping an eye on her. that she should be careful, or I might bite.
and she fucking said
"I don't mind. go ahead."
hsajadhslhshjgag GOD
Primadonna
Edie! You didn't!
Ahahahahahahahaha
You hit on the professor!
Flame Emperor
I didn't!
I was just
Hilda-chan
You totally did. And in such a corny way too.
I'm impressed.
Flame Emperor
I'm telling you I didn't
BernieBear
Hey, even I can tell that was a come-on.
Petra
Hit on? Come on? I don't understand.
Primadonna
She was flirting, Petra.
Petra
Oh! I understand. Yes, that was definitely flirting.
Flame Emperor
fdhajdfjkrtsjkdhjdha FINE
okay, so maybe I did
but in my defence, she's really damn hot
Primadonna
Can't disagree there.
Flame Emperor
surely it's against teaching guidelines to hire professors that hot??
it's distracting to the learning environment!!
worst of all I can't read her expression at all, so I don't know if she was just messing with me, or what
jahrhjjhdjdhsdfgh
Primadonna
Calm down, Edie.
Hilda-chan
I haven't seen her up close a ton, but if she's really that hot, maybe I should ask about changing classes.
BernieBear
I just think she's nice.
She looked scary the first time I saw her, but then... it's weird, but she feels safe.
Makes me feel safe, I mean. There's just something about her presence, even though she never shows any emotion. A sense that she'll take care of me. So I'm not scared of her any more.
She's like a strong big sister.
Mercie
Oh my. I thought I was the big sister around here. Now I have competition?
Cursed
Feeling safe sounds nice.
Hilda-chan
Marianne! We talked about this! I told you you're not allowed to use that screen-name! Change it right now!
Cursed
I'm sorry, Hilda.
Animal Friend
Is this the one you told me?
Hilda-chan
Yes. Now don't you dare change it again, or I'll accessorise your hair in the morning.
Mercie
Fufu~, that sounds fun. I can help out if you want.
Hilda-chan
An intriguing idea. Yeah, we should definitely collaborate at some point, Mercie!
Animal Friend
Don't I get a say in this?
Hilda-chan
I'll consider it, if you behave.
Flame Emperor
ugh, what do I do?
the professor must think I'm terrible
Petra
I'm sure she doesn't.
Primadonna
She probably just thinks you're terrible at flirting.
Quiver
You know you shouldn't flirt with the teachers. Manuela is bad enough.
Primadonna
It's just some harmless fun.
Mercie
Yeah, the young should enjoy their youth.
BernieBear
You're not that much older, Mercedes.
Primadonna
Oh, I know! I can teach you some better pick-up lines, Edie!
Flame Emperor
That's not helping, Dorothea!
hdsjhdjatjjhnhjaskl
I'm gonna go do my assignment now
bye
Primadonna
Bye~
Hilda-chan
Good luck~
Petra
Yes, good luck.
Mercie
I wonder if she'll be alright. Maybe I should make her some tea, and bring it over.
Hilda-chan
All the way to the other dorm?
Mercie
It's not that far. I don't mind.
Primadonna
Ooo, that's a good idea. Tea party in Edie's room.
Hilda-chan
I'm game.
BernieBear
I think I'll stay in my room.
Petra
Didn't she say she was going to work?
Primadonna
Don't worry, we'll help her out while we're there.
Petra
Okay. Then I would like to come too.
Primadonna
Excellent! We can meet up there in like half an hour? I have to prepare a few things.