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Published:
2019-08-24
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2020-05-17
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63/?
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Epic Rap Battles of Fate

Summary:

Random rap battles with various characters.

Chapter 1: Kiara Sessyoin Versus Tamamo-no-Mae

Chapter Text

Tamamo-no-Mae:
Oh, Husband. Please come in. Welcome back.
Wait, you're not him. Get lost you hack.
I can't let you dirty my home with your sluty natures
Get out, before my curses mar your main features

You can't take my husband away with your wiles
He is already smitten to bits with my styles
I cook and clean and satisfy him too
I can much more than what you can do

Kiara Sessyoin:
A slut, oh my, is that all you can say?
But still, apologize, or a fox I will slay
Cooking, cleaning? Oh please, you're a bore
You can't expect more from an emperor's whore

I'm all powerful. A cult is shackled to me
Even Zepar failed when he sought to be free
If your Master's with me? Satisfaction guaranteed
The only time you get him is when you have three C's

Tamamo-no-Mae:
You bitch! I am a fragment of a goddess!
By the time I'm done with you, you're dead, broken, worthless
Nothing can stand between me and my beloved
Our love is pure, unlike the climax you attempted

Kiara Sessyoin:
A goddess, how droll. You must be trying to bore me
Will you please get rougher? I'm feeling rather horny.
I already saw your heart. Peaceful life with your husband
O young couple, come with me, into my stagnation