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(Quick guide to users within this chapter):  
Violet/Violent 
Clementine/ClementineE/Oblivious Orange  
Louis/LouisVuitton  
Mitch/Mitchboi/(M)bitchboi  
Marlon/Ratboi  
Brody/Bodied  
Omar/Oh me Oh mar/Chef Ramsay 
James/Schrodinger’s gay 
Ruby/Yeehaw Sug 
Aasim/Assim. 

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#EricsonGang 

Current chat master is  LouisVuitton ! 

Members Online! 

LouisVuitton  

Violent  

Mitchbo i  

Chef Ramsay  

Ratboi  

Bodied  

LouisVuitton   has added a New Member!  ClementineE   has appeared! 

> ClementineE :  Aye nice finally after knowing yall fuckers for almost a full year 

LouisVuitton   has changed user  Clementine E  to  Oblivious Orange ! 

>Oblivious Orange:  I dont even know what I expected at this point 

> LouisVuitton :  Aww you still have expectations of me? :D 

Oblivious Orange:  Not anymore hoe 

> LouisVuitton :  D: 

>Violent:  Damn absolutely trashed in five seconds 

> Mitchboi :  fukin destroyed 

> Ratboi :  Wow you finally did it you crazy bastard 

> LouisVuitton :  Ok first r u d e 

> Ratboi :  Fair but also Clem is here now  

> Ratboi :  and low key shes probably gonna take one of us out within a day 

> Mitchbo i :  When is Marlon not a rude bitch honesty 

>Bodied:  true 

Ratboi  has changed user  Mitchbo i   to  (M) bitchboi ! 

>(M) bitchboi :  Who tf gave him privleediges 

>Violent: “ privleediges” 

>Oblivious Orange:  Privleediges  im  crying  

> Ratboi :  Did you even try to spell that right 

>(M) bitchboi :  Brave words for someone within bombing range 

>Ratboi: B e t  

>Bodied:  Oh damn  

>Bodied:  guess we aint gettin to that 6 month anniversary 

>Ratboi:  damn u rite 

> LouisVuitton :  Well this isn’t what I expected to see at 6 in the morning 

> Oblivious  Orange:  Why did I even ask to be added 

User  Assim  has clocked in! 

> Assim :  Oh, shit is it 6 already bro I haven’t slept yet... 

>Violent:  Fucking  suffer  we have class in 2 hours you utter dumbass 

>Oblivious Orange:  It was nice knowing you, we have a test in 1st period you dumb fuck 

> Assim :  This is it. This is the end. 

> LouisVuitton : Aasim my friend, 

> Assim :  Fuck right off with that, we are NOT playing truth or dare at 6am. 

> LouisVuitton :  Well now you bout to wish we were 

> Assim :  S h  i  t.  

LouisVuitton   has pinged  Yeehaw Sug ! 

> Assim :  Louis  NO  

> LouisVuitton :  Louis  yes  

>(M) bitchboi :  Damn rip dude 

>Oblivious Orange:  F 

>Violent:  F 

>Ratboi:  F 

>Bodied:  Oh no she had her ringer on F indeed Aasim 

> Assim :  I won’t miss any of you when I’m dead. 

> LouisVuitton :  Well miss your punctuation tho Sim 

User  Yeehaw Sug  has clocked in! 

>Yeehaw Sug:  Why are  ya’ll  up so damn early we have  class  

>Bodied:  oof I can see her scrolling from here 

>Yeehaw Sug:  Aasim please tell me you were up all night studyin 

> Assim :  Yeah I was up studying for Chemistry. 

>Assim: ...  

>Violent:  Aside from Louis you are the  Dumbest  person I have met 

> Ratboi :  Dude 

>(M)bitchboi:  bro you  dont   have  chemisty 

> Ratboi :  Chemisty im crying 

>(M) bitchboy :  f u 

>Ratboi:  no u 

>Yeehaw Sug:  You fucking idIOT WE HAVE A TEST IN CALCULUS 

>Violent:  Sim hasn’t even made it to 1st period and hes already ready to drop out 

>Oblivious Orange:  Mood 

> LouisVuitton :  Fat mood 

User  James  has clocked in! 

>James:   How have any of you besides Clementine and Omar passed anything in any class? 

User  James  has clocked out! 

> Assim :  I 

>Oblivious Orange:  You get used to that 

> Oh  me  Oh mar:  What I aspire to be like frankly 

> LouisVuitton :  I’m gonna do whats called a pro gamer move 

>Violent:  gdi Lou  n o  

LouisVuitton   has changed user  James  to  Schrodinger's gay ! 

>Oblivious Orange:  Oh  my fuck ing god  

>Oblivious Orange:  I’m telling James 

> LouisVuitton :  Ok bitch and? you aint special 

>Oblivious Orange:  and then im telling Charlie 

> LouisVuitton :  waIT ILL CHANGE IT BACK PLS NO 

>Bodied:  oh  D A M N  

> Oh  me Oh mar:  Anyway I made breakfast if yall want any im in the commons 

> Ratboi :  Oh   hells  yeah friday munch fest 

> Assim :  Fuck yeah Mitch and I will be down soon. 

>Bodied:  wow hes not dead. 

>Yeehaw Sug:   also Brody an me will be down too  

LouisVuitton  has changed  user   Oh me Oh mar  to  Chef Ramsay ! 

> LouisVuitton :  we stan a chef god here, alSO 

> LouisVuitton :  CLEM PLS ILL BUY YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT 

> Oblivious  Orange:  Funny you think money matters more to me than your suffering 

>Violent:  PERISH  

> Assim :  F 

> LouisVuitton :  Well boys looks like its time for my last meal 

User  Schrodinger’s gay  has clocked in! 

> Sch rodinger' s  gay:  I hope for your sake Charlie skips 

>Schrodinger’s gay:  Then again, im making sure he doesn’t so good luck bitch 

>LouisVuitton:  F u c k  

User  Schrodinger’s gay   has clocked out! 

> Ratboi :  get absolutely fucked Lou 

> Ratboi :  Omar and me are heading to 1st, foods in the fridge for the rest of ya 

> LouisVuitton :  thanks rat daddy 

>Ratboi:    fucking  S T A R V E  

User  Ratboi  has clocked out! 

User  Chef Ramsay  has clocked out! 

> LouisVuitton :  Clem if you aren’t in this car in the next five se conds  Vi and I are leaving your slow ass 

>Oblivious Orange:  bitch bet 

>Violent:  OH SHIT SHE REALLY SAID YEET AND WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW 

>Violent:  Thank god Lous dumbass left it rolled down 

>Bodied:  I 

>Yeehaw Sug:  Brody and me are off ya’ll, good luck on the test dumbass 

> Assim :  end me 

>(M) bitchboi :  Sike we gotta go to 1st period bitch cant die yet 

User  Yeehaw Sug  has clocked out! 

User  Bodied  has clocked out! 

User  Assim  has clocked out! 

User  (M)bitchboi  has clocked out! 

>Oblivious Orange:  Lets yeet hoes 

>Violent:  we’re both legit right here Clem 

> Obliv io us  Orange:  yet you replied 

>Violent:  Suddenly I cant read 

User  Violent  has clocked out! 

User  Oblivious Orange  has clocked out! 

User  LouisVuitton   has clocked out! 

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#EricsonGang 

Current chat master is  LouisVuitton!  

Members Online! 

LouisVuitton  

Oblivious Orange  

Violent  

(M)bitchboi  

Bodied  

Ratboi  

Chef Ramsay  

> LouisVuitton :  Mar the fucks taking ya’ll hoes so long damn 

> LouisVuitton :  out here actin like a beach house is so far away 

> LouisVuitton :  also  dinner  date  last night my  ass  are Ruby and Sim even with you 

> Ratboi :   Not all of us have a personal chauffer Lou  

>Ratboi:  some of us gotta drive our fuckIN SELVES 

>LouisVuitton:  Damn bitch go off 

>Chef Ramsay:  Louis its only been  five  minutes 

>Violent:  When has he ever been patient 

>Oblivious Orange:  U rite 

>Bodied:  We might be a while Ruby n Sim are still getting ready 

>LouisVuitton:  oof 

>Violent:  oof 

>Ratboi:  oh shit oof is right  

>Bodied:  on second thought turns out we may be more than a while  oof  

>(M)bitchboi:  damn alright they out here daring to slander the rat haired fuck

>LouisVuitton:  That’s it! 

>Violent:  fuck  he got some kind of idea this is it 

>LouisVuitton:  damn alright 

>LouisVuitton:  ANYWAY we finna play truth or dare hoes 

>Oblivious Orange:  NICE  

>Violent:   s h i t  

>Oblivious Orange :  Wait hold up a sec 

>LouisVuitton:  Wow ok just kill my vibe damn 

>Oblivious Orange:  Since ruby and sim are  

>Violent:  fuckin 

>Oblivious Orange: -  Indisposed  

>Oblivious Orange:  I got a couple friends that wanna slide in if that’s ok???? 

>Violent:  oof they don’t know what theyre getting into 

>LouisVuitton:  hell yeah pass me their names  

>Ratboi:  oof this is gonna be an experience 

>(M)bitchboi:  Clem really here about to throw em into it 

>Bodied:  I already feel sorry for these poor souls 

>Chef Ramsay:  This will indeed be an experience

>Ratboi: I hope theyre prepared to suffer 

>Violent:  and  perish  probably 

>Bodied:  probably 

User  LouisVuitton  has added the following members 

Sarah/Kenny Jr/Gabriel/Mariana  

>Sarah:  Nice  were finally in the mysterious EricsonGang! 

>Kenny Jr:  oh hell no these names aint gonna cut it 

>Violent:  mood 

>Gabriel:  Mari fix it  

>Mariana:  b e t 

>LouisVuitton:  why am I suddenly flooded with fear 

>Violent:  I like these kids already 

User  Mariana  has changed the following names! 

Mariana/McCrispy  

Gabriel/Gaybriel  

Duck/Quack  

>LouisVuitton:  how did she get these privileges

>Sarah:  oh thank god 

>Quack:  Mariana what the fuck 

>Gaybriel:  ok rude, but true 

>Violent:  Another gay hell yeah 

>Gaybriel:  oh h e l l yeah 

>LouisVuitton:  Before Vi goes off on a gay tangent why don’t we INTRODUCE OURSELVES 

>Violent : hey im Violet and im  fukin gay as hell  

>Gaybriel:  Gabriel, and honestly  same  

>McCrispy:  Mariana, also @ LouisVuitton  I  will  hack your shit don’t test this 

>LouisVuitton:  Louis, also fearing for my life rn 

>Chef Ramsay:  Omar, never let it be said he doesn’t deserve to suffer because by g o d he does 

>LouisVuitton:  Damn I thought u was a main hoe turns out you a real bitch 

>Chef Ramsay:  guess who isnt getting fed tonight 

>LouisVuitton:  Shit  

>Quack:  Kenny Jr, but just call me Duck 

>Violent:  is 

>Violent:  is that really his name 

>Oblivious Orange:  unfortunately yes for the past ten years that’s what everyones called him 

>Oblivious Orange:  we cant take him  anywhere  

>Sarah:  I’m Sarah :) 

>LouisVuitton:  Finally someone with a sense of fucking  taste  :D  

> Ratboi :  Marlon, also we aint even playing yet 

>Ratboi:  and I already wanna die 

>Bodied:  Brody, good to meet you all!  

>(M)bitchboi:  Mitch, yall don’t even know what you’ve done 

>Quack:  oof mood 

>McCrispy:  Try Me Bitch 

>Gaybriel:  So we heard smth about truth/dare? 

>LouisVuitton:  Hell yeah you did  

>Violent:  What have you done he forgot and you REMINDED HIM 

>LouisVuitton:  alright guys this is the link for the “cards” 

>LouisVuitton:    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0  

>Ratboi:  nice 

>Violent:  ...he actually fell for it damn 

>Bodied:  Marlon you dumb bitch 

>(M)bitchboi:  Marlon you dumb bitch 

>Gaybriel:  it was rick roll wasn’t it 

>Oblivious Orange:  what else was it gonna be honestly 

>Ratboi:  GOD DAMN YOU LOUIS 

>LouisVuitton:  Absolutly got em 

>Violent:  all these years and you still do shit like this Mar 

User  Ratboi  has left the chat! 

>Bodied:  fucks sake 

User  LouisVuitton  has added back an Old Member!  Ratboi  has appeared! 

>Ratboi:  Can we please just play the damn game 

>(M)bitchboi:  im begging yall let it begin 

>LouisVuitton:  http://en.castlots.org/playing-cards-generator/  

>Gaybriel:  oh sweet so when we draw, we see everyone elses card too? 

>Oblivious Orange:  pretty much yeah 

>Sarah:  kinda confused what does this have to do with T/D? 

>LouisVuitton:  the person with the low card is played by the high card 

>Sarah:  oooh nice 

>LouisVuitton:  Alright yall lets GET IT 

>(M)bitchboi:  Hells yeah  

>Quack:  im scared Clem how could you play us like this 

>Violent:  nice, jack bitches 

>Sarah:  tbh I don’t know what I expected but a 4 wasn’t it :( 

>Oblivious Orange:  Go easy on her Vi shes precious 

>Sarah:  and  youre  a bitch Clem

>Sarah: also truth pls  

>Violent:  I got u 

>Violent:  whats the dumbest thing you searched on your phone today? 

> Ratboi :  Vi she said go EASY  

>Bodied:  big fucking oof 

>Sarah:  I 

>Oblivious Orange:  vi you did her dirty 

>Quack:  were being clowned not even five minutes in 

>Sarah:  ... 

>Sarah:  I searched where do lost socks go when they go missing 

>Quack:  Sarah  why  

>Violent:  what 

>Oblivious Orange:  ok mood 

>Violent:  What    

> LouisVuitton :  Where do they go tho? 

>Violent:  Wait where the fuck do they go  

>Gaybriel:  im  crying  what a mood 

>Bodied:  precious indeed 

>Sarah:  I will fight  all  of you 

>Sarah: im older than all you DUMB FUCKS 

>Obvious Orange:  Precious 

>Violent:  Precious 

>Ratboi:  MOVING ON, lets draw again 

>Oblivious Orange:  hell yeah,  king hoes 

>Gaybriel:  shit this is it I got a damn 2 

>Gaybriel:  fuck it, dare 

>Oblivious Orange:  bet 

>Gaybriel:  im about to fucking DIE 

>Oblivious Orange:  take a cup to the neighbor and ask for some sugar  

>Gaybriel:  Clem what the  f u c k  I have anxiety 

>Oblivious Orange:  Suffer bitch most of us do 

>Violent:  that’s rough buddy 

> Ratboi :  obliterated 

> LouisVuitton :  don’t be a coward hoe - we stan bravery here! 

>Bodied:  literally you’re the coward here 

>(M)bitchboi:  have you met Aasim honestly 

>Bodied:  fair 

>Gaybriel:   Clem pls

>Gaybriel: you KNOW they saw me throw my fukin Xbox out the window 

>Gaybriel:  they always gimme weird looks cmon man 

>Oblivious Orange:  nope

>Oblivious Orange: Mari film him for proof 

>McCrispy:  oh that’s a bet with pleasure 

>McCrispy:  I was gonna do it anyway honestly 

>Oblivious Orange:  suffer  

>Violent:  this poor child  

>Violent:  you’ve murdered him already 

>(M)bitchboi:  he gone  

User  McCrispy  has started filming a live video 

• The camera pans to a short and tan boy in a Letterman jacket, with an orange beanie on his head, as he opens a door in front of him while holding a small measuring cup. A younger girl, presumably Mariana, can be heard snickering behind the camera.  

>Violent:  dear god that orange beanie, hes a living dumpster fire 

>Oblivious Orange:  true 

>LouisVuitton:  dude even his ears are red ive never seen blush that obvious 

>Ratboi:  poor fool 

>Bodied:  oof good luck honey 

• The camera wobbles slightly as Gabriel purposefully tries to shut the door on Mariana, and a quiet “cabrón” can be heard from her as she steps out onto the lawn. She moves the camera to show two others shutting the door behind them. One an exceptionally lanky boy with shaggy black hair, and another taller girl in a blue hoodie that's likely three sizes too large. 

>Oblivous Orange:  Duck the hell are you wearing its like 20 degrees outside 

>Quack:  weak 

>Oblivious Orange:  bitch your from  Florida  the hell 

>Sarah:  its fuckin cold guys 

• Mariana continues behind Gabriel as he knocks on the neighbor's door. Sarah, Duck, and Mariana all stand by and watch as an older woman with a disappointed glare opens the door, looks down to see Gabriel, and slams the door shut again.  

>Ratboi:  holy shit im crying 

>Bodied:  oh  sweetie  

>Chef Ramsay:  obliterated, unfortunately 

> LouisVuitton :  absolutely wasted 

> Gaybriel :  Honestly fuk u Clem 

> McCrispy :  holy shit thanks clem  

>McCrispy:  that’s definitly going on insta 

> Gaybriel :   WAIT NO 

>McCrispy:  you aint slamming doors on me now bitch 

>Violent:  scalped 

>(M)bitchboi:  he didn’t even get to ask for the damn sugar 

>LouisVuitton:  Alright on to rounds 3 hoes! 

>(M)bitchboi:  Ace bitches, lets go 

>LouisVuitton:  oh fuck Vi no 

>Violent:  fuckin 3

>Violent: bet bitch do your worst 

>(M)bitchboi:  read it and weep 

>(M)bitchboi:  person to your right slaps that ass as hard as they can 

>Violent:  im about to be fucking annihilaTED ITS CLEM  

>Oblivious Orange:  IT IS TIME 

>Ratboi: Oh shit  

>Bodied:  OOF 

>Bodied: whatever ass Vi used to have is about to be obliterated.

>(M)bitchboi:  suffer bitch 

>Violent:  Im coming for your entire bloodline for this you whore 

>(M)bitchboi:  bet 

User  Chef Ramsay  has started filming a live video! 

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#EricsonGang  

Current chat master is    LouisVuitton!    

Members Online!  

LouisVuitton 
Violent 
Chef Ramsay 
(M)bitchboi 
Ratboi 
Oblivious Orange 
Bodied 
McCrispy 
Sarah 
Gaybriel 
Quack 

User  Chef Ramsay  has started filming a live video! 

• Omar can be heard behind the camera, muttering a “Dear god...” as Clementine steps into frame. Violet stands with a forlorn expression before turning her back to the capped girl. Clementine adjust her cap before rearing an arm far back behind her, lean muscles rippling subtly. Louis and Mitch can barely be seen in the corner of the video, Mitch watching with a smirk and arms crossed, Louis with raised brows and an incredulous grin. 

> Ratboi :   good fucking bye Vi 

>Bodied:  its been fun Vi 

> Gaybriel :  oof it was nice knowing you for all of ten minutes damn 

> McCrispy :  hope you’ve written that will out  

• The camera refocuses onto Clementine as she brings her palm down with the force of god. Louis screams a, “YooOOH SHIT” from the background as Mitch cackles. Violet falls to the ground, screaming various obscenities.  Mitch can be heard speaking while Clementine dubiously examines her own hand with wide eyes, “Who needs a bloodline when you can betray others. damn Clem, what kinda baseball you been playing, geez.” 

> Gaybriel :  GOD DAMN CELM HOW COULD YOU DO HER LIKE THAT 

> McCrispy :  oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead 

>Sarah:  R I fuckin P 

>Quack:  its OVER folks she fucking GONE 

> LouisVuitton :  On to round 4 boys and girls hopefully mitch doesn’t lose to Vi cause OOF 

> Ratboi :  last one guys Ruby and Aasim just said they’re be down in a few minutes thank GOD 

>Bodied:  they don’t even know what godly act they’ve missed jesus Clem tf 

>Oblivious Orange:  the force of god was exercised today

>Violent:  thank god  its  almost  over  

>Violent: I think my entire ass just SNAPPED 

> Ratboi :  fukin   nice  an Ace 

> McCrispy :  bring it on bitch, dare 

>Violent:  bet he wont 

> LouisVuitton :  Marlon no I need a best friend to mercilessly bitch to and about 

> Ratboi :  im highkey too scared to dare you so throw Clem under the bus 

> McCrispy :  Bet  

>Oblivious Orange:  Mar youre fucking dead to me 

> Ratboi :  Send us the funniest video you have of Clem 

>McCrispy:  lemme scroll the archives 

> Gaybriel :  its over now 

>Oblivious Orange:  ah shit here we go again 

>McCrispy:  oh shit I got it 

>Quack:  call her out  

>Sarah:  yeet that hoe 

>Bodied:  Clementines  really about to be  exposed  

> Ratboi :  im actually ready to see Clem get wrecked 

>(M)bitchboi:  same 

>Oblivious Orange:  wow damn yall  

>Violent:  suffer 

>Oblivious Orange:  fuck yall im getting orange juice 

> LouisVuitton :   oh look cannibalism 

User  McCrispy  has begun playing a video in chat! 

• A slightly younger Clementine, still wearing her signature cap, can be seen standing on the roof of a small one-story house. Mariana is heard yelling, “Oh hell yeah!” as Clementine begins dancing to the song “Rockefeller Street”. She steps closer to the edge of the roof while beginning a rendition of Orange Justice. The camera wobbles slightly as Mariana dances along. Gabriel is visible in the window of the house as he fist-pumps while looking at his own phone with a blank expression.  

> LouisVuitton :  alright Clem get it! 

> Ratboi :  bro your cap cant even hold that much hair 

>Bodied:  oh my god thats adorable 

>Violent:  wholesome content  

> Gaybriel :  oh shit Mari is this that one video 

> McCrispy :  hell yeah the one with the leg 

>(M) bitchboi :  leggy 

>Violent:  leggy 

> LouisVuitton :  leggy  

>Quack:  oof it’s not the kinda leg youd expect 

>Sarah:  ??? 

>Quack:  ;) 

>Sarah:  M a r i  

• As Clementine continues to dance along the roof ledge, her left foot catches along the gutter of the roof. She falls into the bushes surrounding the house, while her leg appears to just pop clean off, remaining caught by its sock on the roof's gutter. The sock and shoe on the leg cover any skin that would be shown, and Clementine springs up from the bushes with an irritated flush. A loud voice can be heard shouting from within the house, saying something akin to, “What have I TOLD YOU CHILDREN ABOUT SCREWING AROUND ON THE ROOF!?” Gabriel can be seen flinching at the voice in the window with a chastised expression and a glare towards Mariana. Mariana meanwhile can be heard shouting, “Get absolutely wrecked BITCH that's what you get for playing Fortnight!” 

>Oblivious Orange:  Oh shit I left to get ORANGE JUICE AND DIDNT SEE IT

>Oblivious Orange:  why do I have the feeling im bout to get roasted 

>Oblivious Orange:  GUYS I FORGOT TO MENTIOND SOEMTHIGNS ESIWAIT 

>Oblivious Orange:  Mari that better not be the video I think it is 

>Bodied:  Whfagtfa  huh 

>Bodied: ehaohghgaioetgqhat huh

>Gaybriel:  they all just had an entire windows error moment

> Ratboi :  I 

User  Chef Ramsay  has begun filming a live video! 

• Omar unsurprisingly remains silent except for one word, with an expression of utter disappointment as he flips the camera. “Headassery.” can be heard from him as the camera shows Louis scrambling up from the couch to sprint towards the kitchen, screaming wildly. Omar sarcastically pans the camera towards Violet, who sits looking at her phone with wide eyes, continuously mouthing the words “What the fuck,” to herself, while Mitch stares blankly at the wall off to the side. A loud exclamation of, “OH SHIT!” can be heard from Clementine as she also watches the video. Omar then pans the camera back to himself, quietly shaking his head at the dumb asses he calls friends. “BRO YOUR LEG!” and “I KNOW!” can be heard from the kitchen before the video is cut off. 

> Ratboi :  what 

>Ratboi:  what  

>Bodied:  Why was she even on the roof? 

> Ratboi :  BRoaf whatat the fuccfke is her leg good!??? 

>McCrispy:  oops 

> Gaybriel :  oops 

>Sarah:  LMAO :D 

>Quack:  OOF EXPOSED 

> McCrispy :  @ Oblivious Orange  please explain to your dumbass friends the fuck is going on

>Sarah: p l e a s e the utter idiocy 

>Oblivious Orange:  Yeah I could definitly do that if Louis would put me TF DOWN AND STOP ASKING ME HOW THE ROOF CUT MY LEG OFF 

>Violent: how are we all such unobservant dumb asses

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     Alright then, so as of the previous chapter, Clementine's prosthetic was addressed to parts of the group for the first time. The next chapter is actually already completed, but i would appreciate some input on what you all would like more.

     -Would you rather that Clementine explain how her accident occurred in a semi-serious but generally lighthearted way? In this way the explanation will be written in short paragraphs within the chat. (Already written)

      -Would you prefer that Clementine explain it in a completely serious way? This way will be a matter of fact way, and probably written in one long paragraph in the chat. (easily modified)

     -Would you prefer that Clementine does not explain the accident yet, or say that she'll do so at a later time? (Moved out completely to be added back at a later time)

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>Violent:   how have none of us once noticed you have a  fake  leg???  

>Bodied:  I  

>(M) bitchboi :  H O W  

> McCrispy :  yall  some dumb hoes  

>Oblivious Orange:  lowkey  im  surprised it didn’t ever fall of when we were all doing stupid shit  

> LouisVuitton :  and  weve  done a  lot  of stupid shit  

>Violent:  damn u rite  

>Bodied:  if  its  alright to ask, how did that all happen?  

> Ratboi :  oof  jump right in  

>Bodied:  like youd have the balls to do it  

> LouisVuitton :  scalped my man right there  

>Oblivious Orange : Yeah that’s fair and I don’t mind just  gimme  a sec to type an  entire paragraph  

>Quack:  it begins  

>Sarah:  it begins  

> Oblivoius  Orange:  so  when I was younger I used to love going swimming and Lee used to take me all the time, before AJ came along. When I turned  eight  we went down to the coast for my birthday the weekend after it, and Lee booked us a tour on the boat. It was a  kinda  small motor boat so Lee, m e , the guide, and maybe one or two  others  I think?  Anyway  the guide stopped at a special section along the coast for us to look at the boardwalk from a distance. Like the kid I was I leaned forward to get a better view while Lee was looking at the other side out towards the water.  

>Oblivious Orange:   basically  a wave  made  the boat to lurch and I fell of f  towards the back of it. When the guide tried to reach for me a thread on his  vest  I guess just  kinda  hooked onto the controls? When he acciden tl y shifted the throttle up a bit it started the motor which he  hadnt  bothered to turn off yet. Long story short the blades on the motor  yeeted  my leg and now  ive  got this baby  

>Oblivious Orange: * Slaps fake foot* this baby can smack so many dumbasses  

>Sarah:  I think you broke them  clem  its deadass been five minutes  

>Quack:  I  cant  believe Louis actually asked you how the roof cut off your leg im still stuck on it  

>Oblivious Orange:  the amount of dumbasses in my life multiplied by so much just from meeting him I swear  

> LouisVuitton :  well damn pardon my concern for you r  mauling by what appeared to be a roof  

>Bodied:  oof  sorry if I  brough t  up any bad memories Clem  

> Ratboi :  maybe we were all just a bit too curious huh?  

>Oblivious Orange:  well if that were true I just  wouldn’nt  have answered  you   bitchass  rat  

> Ratboi :  why am I always being  scalped  

>Violent:  its  what you deserve  

>Bodied:  true  

>LouisVuitton:  true  

>Oblivious Orange:  besides I don’t actually remember any of it after so long anyway  

>(M) bitchboi :   plus now you can always carry a weapon  

>Oblivious Orange:  you act like my legs the only weapon I carry  

>Quack:  bold of you to assume thats the only weapon  

>Chef Ramsay:  oof  she probably knows more about knives than either m e  or Mitch does  

>Sarah:  make that a  definitely  knows more  

>Quack:  definitely  

> Gaybriel :  definitely  

> McCrispy :  definitely  

> LouisVuitton :  if it was even possible for her to be more badass honestly  

> Ratboi :  oh  thank god those two little shits are finally  good  to go  its  been t wenty  fuckin  minUTES  SINCE THEY SAID THEY WERE READY  

>Bodied:  theyre   gonna  have so much catching up to do  

> Ratboi :  bigtime  

>Ratboi : We off hoes   

>Sarah:  drive safely!  

Users  Bodied  and  Ratboi  have clocked out!  

>Oblivious Orange:  She  Precious  

>Violent:  Precious  

>Quack:  Precious  

>Sarah:  duck you bitch  

>Oblivious Orange:  oof  

>Sarah:  duck and I might be offline while I fucking murder him so see you all later!  

> McCrispy :  perish  

>Quack :  OOF  

Users  Quack   and  Sarah   have clocked out!  

> Lousvuitton :  precious but lowkey scary  

>Oblivious Orange:  once you meet  her  she loses literally all of her scare factor  

>Violent:   feel like  brody  is scarier than Sarah   

>Oblivious Orange:  that’s saying something  

>(M) bitchboi :   its  hard to be less scary than Brody tho  tbh  

>Oblivious Orange:  literally  theyre  both balls of fluffy support and anxiety  

>Violent:  big mood on the anxiety  

>Oblivious Orange:  like  your  not a fluffy support ball too bitch  

>(M) bitchboi :  owned  

>Violent:  you have five god damn seconds mitch  

>(M) bitchboi :  Oh?  

>Chef Ramsay:  run h oe ,  r u n  

>Violent:  im  bout to come for that entire fuckin bloodline you dick  

> LouisVuitton :  ive  never seen mitch move that fast before  

>Chef Ramsay:  except for food obviously  

> LouisVuitton :  literally anyone would run that fast for your food Omar, cmon  

>Oblivious Orange:  I  didnt  realize someone that lanky/clumsy  could  be that fast  

> Gaybriel :  you say that like you’ve never seen duck fukin sprint  

> McCrispy :  I swear you even mention fishing  hes  already to the nearest water source  

>Oblivious Orange:  true true  

> LouisVuitton :  that was a bone-chilling scream just now and I wouldn’t be surprised if we never see mitch again.  

>Oblivious Orange:  we should definitly do something about that  

> LouisVuitton :  true  

>Oblivious Orange:  and of course  youre  making me go first  

>Louis Vuitton:  hey if she kills  som e one  its least likely to be you  

>Oblivious Orange:  fair  

> LouisVuitton :  when  everybodys  all rounded up and  prefferably  alive why don’t you two tell us how you all met? @ McCrispy/Gaybriel  

> McCrispy :  bet  

> Gaybriel :  bet  

Users  LouisVuitton   and  Oblivious Orange  have clocked out!  

>Gaybriel:  lowkey feel like Mitch may be dead  

> McCrispy :  same, and he was the only cool guy we could get to blow stuff up  

>Gaybriel:  shame  

> McCrispy :  true  

>Chef Ramsay:  I wouldn’t put it past Violet to absolutly slaughter him  

> McCrispy :  ok even  tho  you don’t talk a whole lot were  definitly  sliding in to snatch food from you sometime Clem  never s shuts up about it  

> Gaybriel :  whenever you made that chicken soup a few weeks back she would not shut the fuck up about it   

>Gaybriel:  and were like its just chicken soup damn  

> McCrispy :  to which she replies that it was made by god  

>Chef Ramsay:  all food lovers are welcome in this house  

> McCrispy :  HELL yeah  

> Gaybriel :  Fuck yeah  

>Chef Ramsay:  I can hear them breaking things so  its  time to take care of  it  

>Chef Ramsay:  just wait until I find  Lous  cast iron skillet its over  

>Gaybriel:  rip  

> McCrispy :  F  

User  Chef Ramsay  has clocked out!  

> McCrispy :  theyre   kinda  lit honestly  

> Gaybriel :  also dumb as hell  

> Gaybriel :  also Vi, gay and dumb as hell  

> McCrispy :  no wonder you two were getting along  your  the same damn person  

> Gaybriel :  bitCH  

Users:  McCrispy   and  Gaybriel  have clocked out!