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Tuesday 26th March
Willow added Dean and Colby to the chat
Willow renamed the chat to 'Losers'
Willow: alright bitches now sort out ur issues xoxo
Colby: Willow, what is this?
Dean: Willow What The Fuck
Willow left the chat
Colby: Nope, you're not getting out of it that easily.
Colby added Willow to the chat
Willow: oi how did u know how to do that???
Colby: I know how to use a phone.
Willow: sorry ur old so it slipped my mind
Colby: Ha ha, very funny. What is this?
Willow: well seeing as you bitches are really bad at sorting out your underlying issues in person and you're both too Muscular And Scary to just lock in a room together i thought this was the next best solution
Colby: Dean and I can sort out our own problems, you don't need to get involved.
Colby: Besides, you know we can just leave, right?
Willow: yeah but this entire plan is kind of resting on u not doing that so like...
Dean: I Still Have No Idea Whats Happening
Willow: thats my cue to leaveee
Willow left the chat
Colby: This is ridiculous.
Dean: I Am So Confused
Colby: You know you don't need to capitalize every word, right? You can turn it off in settings.
Dean: I Dont Know What That Means But Thanks
Colby: Come over to my place at ten. I'll show you.
Colby: I have beer.
Dean: Ok