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[KarenBot has created a group chat]
SheldonJ: What is the meaning of this
KarenBot: A Fine Way To Greet Your Wife…
SheldonJ: What? A guy can’t question his partner anymore?
SheldonJ: …
SheldonJ: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY WE HAVE BEEN ADDED
SheldonJ: ANSWER ME WOMAN
KarenBot: You’re On Thin Ice, Mister.
$$$Krabz$$$: somebody get me out of here
SheldonJ: No
$$$Krabz$$$: you’re the last person I want to see notifications from
KarateMaster69: Can y’all chill? My phones going off faster than a jackrabbit on a sizzling summer day
Canned Bread: what
$$$Krabz$$$: lol 69
username: i don’t get it
AbsorbentNYellow: There’s nothing to get, Pat.
Karen: Oh… You Innocent Creatures...
$$$Krabz$$$: well ye see me boys… when a man and a women love each other very much...
KarateMaster69: DON’T YOU DARE
SheldonJ: “women”
AbsorbentNYellow: I’m confused
Canned Bread: I guess ignorance really can be bliss
username: why are we here
KarenBot: I Wanted To Test Out Some Things... The Best Way Would Be To Create A Chatroom.
$$$Krabz$$$: why tho
KarenBot: It Is A Way We Could Connect.
Canned Bread: why you over here texting like Jaden Smith
AbsorbentNYellow: Who?
Canned Bread: That guy who capitalizes the first letter of every sentence
KarenBot: Programming Error. It’s Annoying, I Know.
Canned Bread: Annoying is an understatement…
AbsorbentNYellow: Karen can’t help it, Squidward!
username: the inner machinations of karen’s programming are an enigma
Canned Bread: Patrick why is your username… username
username: that’s what it told me to enter
$$$Krabz$$$: You ought to make it your own, boy. Customize it!
username: like what
AbsorbentNYellow: Something that describes you.
SheldonJ: idiotic…
username: i don’t speak in fancy words, plankton.
SheldonJ: ?
KarenBot: Are You Thinking Of Idiom?
username: that’s it!
KarateMaster69: Okay what did I miss
AbsorbentNYellow: Where were you?
KarateMaster69: Oh I took a nap
KarateMaster69: Hibernation is coming soon
username: oh boy!
KarateMaster69: And you’d better stay FAR AWAY.
username: aww
username: welp, here goes nothing
[username has changed their username to pink]
$$$Krabz$$$: It’s an… improvement?
Canned Bread: um
pink: it describes me
AbsorbentNYellow: We’ll work on it later…
[pink has left the chat]
AbsorbentNYellow: BARNACLES
SheldonJ: What is it now?
AbsorbentNYellow: HE JUST SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE
AbsorbentNYellow: I LOOK UP AND HE’S STARING THROUGH THE GLASS
Canned Bread: I’m outta here
[Canned Bread has left the chat]
AbsorbentNYellow: Same
AbsorbentNYellow: Gotta help Pat with his username
[AbsorbentNYellow has left the chat]
$$$Krabz$$$: Well then… I guess that just leaves us
SheldonJ: nope
[SheldonJ has left the chat]
$$$Krabz$$$: Don’t let the digital door hit you on your way out
[$$$Krabz$$$ has left the chat]
KarenBot: ...Perhaps This Was A Mistake…
KarateMaster69: Probably
KarateMaster69: …
KarateMaster69: Most likely.