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[Baby you are my angel added 9 people to the Star Guardians chat]

chaotic bastard: the fuck is this

Baby you are my angel: Jinx! Language!! >:(

chaotic bastard: bleh

Foxy: Lux and I decided we should make a group chat so our teams could bond

Designated Mom Friend: That’s not a bad idea

im babie: yay!!! now we can talk to everyone :DDD

MF: I honestly would prefer not to

e-boy: c’mon lighten up mf ;)

chaotic bastard: ugh

chaotic bastard: ur here

e-boy: you’re just jealous of my amazing looks

chaotic bastard: not in the slightest

e-boy: :(

Cinnamon Roll: You’re all not going to fight, are you?

Poppy smash: Knowing Jinx, she’ll try and cause trouble at every possible moment

chaotic bastard: u know me so well

Cinnamon Roll: Let’s all get along please ^.^

im babie: yeah!! we’ll all be the bestest of friends

chaotic bastard: ugh you’re all too nice and boring

Baby you are my angel: Please be nice jinx? For me? :)

chaotic bastard: fineeee but only cause u asked, flashlight

Baby you are my angel: Thank you!!

Poppy smash: Haha Jinx is whipped

chaotic bastard: i will make u eat ur hands short stack

Baby you are my angel: Jinx >:(

chaotic bastard: h

im babie: what does whipped mean? like whipped cream??

Goth gf: It means she’s a sucker for Lux and will do anything and everything for her

chaotic bastard: bitch

e-boy: this is why I’m way better than jinx ;)))

Goth gf: Silence, bottom

chaotic bastard: ALKDKFKFLKGGJ SYNDRA

Foxy: LMAO

MF: I just witnessed a murder

e-boy: ;-;

Cinnamon Roll: Guys I thought we said we would be nice :(

Poppy smash: Look at what you’ve done, you made her sad you jerks

e-boy: what about me? they made me sad too :(((

Poppy smash: Silence, bottom

chaotic bastard: HAHAHHAH

e-boy: ;-;

[Foxy changed e-boy’s name to silence, bottom]

silence, bottom: bruh

Foxy: ;)

Designated Mom Friend: Okay everyone, I think that’s enough teasing now.

Designated Mom Friend: It’s starting to get late so everybody should go to bed for classes tomorrow.

Baby you are my angel: Yes we will, Janna :)

chaotic bastard: ok mom

im babie: goodnight!!!!

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chaotic bastard: ugh

chaotic bastard: guys

chaotic bastard: guuuuyyyyysss

chaotic bastard: jdlskdkfnfkfkf

chaotic bastard: pls respond

chaotic bastard: plssssss

Poppy smash: What

chaotic bastard: im bored

Poppy smash: That’s what you spammed us for

chaotic bastard: yes

Foxy: We’re in class?

chaotic bastard: yeah?

chaotic bastard: and?

chaotic bastard: i dont care im bored

Poppy smash: Shut up and pay attention to class then

chaotic bastard: nah thats lame

Poppy smash: Alright I’m muting the chat then

chaotic bastard: nooo

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Foxy: 567 messages…

chaotic bastard: hehe

MF: Why

chaotic bastard: was bored

Designated Mom Friend: Please don’t spam the chat ever again Jinx

chaotic bastard: but moooooooommmm

Baby you are my angel: I’m guessing you didnt pay attention to class at all?

chaotic bastard: nope

Baby you are my angel: I’ll help you study then

Poppy smash: Lux you’re wayyyy too nice to her

Poppy smash: She’s never gonna learn if she doesn’t experience the consequences

chaotic bastard: ugh you sound like my sister

chaotic bastard: lifes already hard might as well fuck it ya kno

Foxy: Wait you have a sister?

Foxy: Before you said you didn’t have any family

Goth gf: Well obviously she lied

Goth gf: She lies all the time

chaotic bastard: you guys gotta reach like level 5 friendship to unlock my amazing backstory

Baby you are my angel: Yes she has a sister! 

Baby you are my angel: Her name is Vi and if i remember correctly she’s part of the police force

chaotic bastard: FLASHLIGHT

chaotic bastard: YOU TRAITOR

Baby you are my angel: Hehe, sorry Jinx

chaotic bastard: i cant believe u abuse ur high level friendship status like this

Poppy smash: Her sis is a cop and she turns out like THIS

MF: I think it makes sense

MF: Having tough authority figure makes can easily drive someone to being rebellious

chaotic bastard: sarah u son of a bitch ur the only one who understands

chaotic bastard: friendship ended with flashlight now mf is my best friend

Baby you are my angel: :(

im babie: oh wait!!!

im babie: i have a question!

im babie: not about jinx

chaotic bastard: thank god

Baby you are my angel: Of course Lulu! What do you want to ask?

im babie: ok so sarah is named sarah right, but we sometimes call her mf? what does mf mean?

Goth gf: It stands for motherfucker

chaotic bastard: LMAO

MF: I’m

MF: going to fucking murder you

Foxy: Ignore Syndra

Foxy: MF stands for Miss Fortune

Foxy: It’s a nickname and pun on her last name

im babie: ok! thank you!!

Poppy smash: Stop swearing you monkeys

Poppy smash: It took us way too long to teach Lulu not to repeat anything Jinx says

Goth gf: Sorry

chaotic bastard: im not sorry

silence, bottom: hey guys

silence, bottom: hate to interrupt the conversation but uhh

silence, bottom: we may have a small problem

MF: What did you do this time

Cinnamon Roll: He accidently brought back a monster while he was on another teleporting adventure

MF: Ez…

chaotic bastard: finally

chaotic bastard: it was getting too boring and peaceful

Goth gf: God damn Ezreal we told you to stop doing that

silence, bottom: it just jumped me mid teleport ok

Foxy: Alright let’s get to work then

Foxy: Let’s go Star Guardians!

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chaotic bastard: ugh

chaotic bastard: no more bringing monsters home magic boy pls that was a pain

chaotic bastard: wasnt even fun to shoot

silence, bottom: well excuuuuuse me

Cinnamon Roll: Maybe just tone it down?

silence, bottom: :(

Goth gf: Perish

silence, bottom: why are you guys so mean

chaotic bastard: cuz u suck

MF: Syndra’s always mean

Goth gf: Rude, but you’re right

Baby you are my angel: Okay guys no more being mean to Ezreal

chaotic bastard: but flaaaaasshhhhliiiigghhtt

Designated Mom Friend: Yes, that’s enough

Designated Mom Friend: We’re all just tired from that battle

im babie: yeah im a lil hungy

Poppy smash: hungy

chaotic bastard: im hangry

Baby you are my angel: You always are

chaotic bastard: yyup

Cinnamon Roll: I want to eat like 20 cinnamon rolls

Goth gf: Cannibalism

Baby you are my angel: I don’t think that’s good for you Soraka ^^;;

Cinnamon Roll: Maybe so

Cinnamon Roll: But I still want to

chaotic bastard: bet

Designated Mom Friend: Don’t encourage her

MF: Last time she went on a cinnamon roll binge she went into a food coma for like two weeks

Cinnamon Roll: It was delicious and peaceful…

Goth gf: It was the worst two weeks ever

Goth gf: We got our asses kicked without her healing

silence, bottom: sometimes i still can feel the pain

chaotic bastard: yall are disasters

Poppy smash: Jinx you don’t even have the right to speak

chaotic bastard: wow no jinx rights what the fuck

Goth gf: You guys seem like an overfilled fish tank

Goth gf: with one giant fish

Goth gf: And the tank is about to break

Goth gf: Janna is just like some tape barely holding everything together

chaotic bastard: what am i

Goth gf: You’re the giant fish

chaotic bastard: hell yeah im a fish

Baby you are my angel: That’s

Baby you are my angel: Oddly specific

im babie: i like fish!

Designated Mom Friend: I think it’s fitting

Poppy smash: Yeah makes sense

chaotic bastard: yeah cmon luxy what’s so wrong about fish

Baby you are my angel: I didn’t say it was wrong!!

Baby you are my angel: Just weirdly specific

MF: Syndra’s just like that

Cinnamon Roll: Yeah

silence, bottom: yep

Foxy: Mhm

Goth gf: uwu

Baby you are my angel: Oh Ahri there you are!

Baby you are my angel: I was beginning to wonder where you went

chaotic bastard: did

chaotic bastard: did syndra just uwu

Foxy: Sorry I accidentally took a little nap aha

Foxy: That fight was pretty tiring

MF: Maybe don’t throw yourself in the front lines

chaotic bastard: are we just gonna ignore the fact that syndra just went uwu

Foxy: I was just trying to cover you when you threw yourself into the fray

MF: Sorry

chaotic bastard: the CERTIFIED bitter goth syndra just uwud

Goth gf: I sure fucking did

chaotic bastard: you crazy son of a bitch

Poppy smash: Ok jinx we get it

Baby you are my angel: I think it’s time for us to go to bed

chaotic bastard: nah

chaotic bastard: its only like 1 am

Poppy smash: Yeah goodnight

Cinnamon Roll: Goodnight!! I hope you all sleep well

MF: Night

chaotic bastard: i don’t sleep

Goth gf: Mood

Baby you are my angel: Go to sleep

chaotic bastard: no promises

Goth gf: I can’t be a cryptid if I don’t sleep

Baby you are my angel: A what

Goth gf: A cryptid

chaotic bastard: are you that sleep paralysis demon i keep seeing

Goth gf: Yep

chaotic bastard: nice

Baby you are my angel: I’ll just

Baby you are my angel: Go to bed now

Baby you are my angel: Goodnight

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Goth gf: I think I’m gonna head out and do something today

Foxy: Oh?

Foxy: Like what?

Goth gf: Maybe commit a felony

Goth gf: Or get ice cream

Goth gf: I haven’t decided yet

MF: Syndra…

MF: No

chaotic bastard: be gay do crime

chaotic bastard: also i wanna come

im babie: ooh i wanna come if you guys are getting ice cream :D

Goth gf: Sure why not

Poppy smash: Please no one let Jinx and Syndra join forces

Poppy smash: They need supervision

Foxy: I would totally go along and make sure they don’t destroy everything

Foxy: But I’m kinda busy

Poppy smash: With what

Foxy: I’m painting Sarah’s nails

Foxy: Very important stuff

MF: Sure is

Cinnamon Roll: I’m at work sorry ^^;

Cinnamon Roll: And Ez has detention again

chaotic bastard: cmon well be fineeee

chaotic bastard: we are 2 mostly functional people right syn

Goth gf: Yeah totally don’t even worry about it

Poppy smash: I’m extremely worried now

Foxy: Why don’t YOU do it

Poppy smash: I’m training

im babie: while texting??? :0

Poppy smash: No that’s dangerous

Poppy smash: I only text between hammer swings

chaotic bastard: wow

chaotic bastard: yo syn what ice cream flavor u gonna get

chaotic bastard: or crime u wanna do

Goth gf: Rocky road

im babie: i like cookie dough with rainbow sprinkles

Goth gf: As for crime maybe a B&E

Goth gf: Except like we don’t steal anything

Goth gf: Like we just smash their window and break the door lock or something

Goth gf: But we don’t touch anything else

Goth gf: The owner of the place would just be fucking paranoid

chaotic bastard: thats

chaotic bastard: genius

Designated Mom Friend: What’s this about commiting crimes?

Baby you are my angel: We left for like 20 minutes what are you planning Jinx

chaotic bastard: hey i didnt do anything

Poppy smash: yet

Goth gf: We’re getting ice cream wanna come

Baby you are my angel: Oh

Baby you are my angel: Sure but I’m not staying for long

Baby you are my angel: Gotta study after

chaotic bastard: lame

Designated Mom Friend: I’ll come along too

Poppy smash: Maybe I’ll join after I finish training

im babie: yay more friends coming :D

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chaotic bastard: so…

chaotic bastard: we got banned from the ice cream place

Poppy smash: I literally just finished training what the hell

MF: I’m not surprised

Baby you are my angel: I can’t believe you got us banned

chaotic bastard: hey there’s no such thing as too many toppings

im babie: at least we got to keep our ice cream!

Goth gf: Jinx isn’t so lucky tho lmao

chaotic bastard: yeah my beautiful creation of ice cream is gone forever now

Foxy: What even happened

Designated Mom Friend: You’re better off not knowing

Foxy: Well then

Foxy: If you guys want you can come down to Panth’s

Foxy: Sarah and I are hanging out here with Soraka

Cinnamon Roll: Please don’t cause too much trouble

silence, bottom: hey guys just got out of detention

silence, bottom: what did i miss

Goth gf: The universe is getting taken over by the giant spaghetti monster like I’ve always feared would happen and now all the other Star Guardians are dead or too wounded to fight you have to save us Ezreal

silence, bottom: what

Foxy: We’re meeting up at Pantheon’s and stuffing our faces with as many baked goods as we can

silence, bottom: ok that makes more sense

Goth gf: One day that monster will come and destroy us all and I’ll say I told ya so

Baby you are my angel: Okay then

silence, bottom: you comin too lux? ;)

chaotic bastard: ew stop with the winky face

Baby you are my angel: I was going to study but Jinx is dragging me along

silence, bottom: alright im on my way

im babie: i want cookies

Cinnamon Roll: Pantheon has some good cookies but the cinnamon rolls are always the best

chaotic bastard: ya sure we can get u lots of cookies loops

Poppy smash: Wait she already had ice cream don’t give her more sugar

chaotic bastard: >:3

Goth gf: One fear

Baby you are my angel: Jinx no…

Baby you are my angel: You remember what happened last time

im babie: aw i wanted cookies :(

Goth gf: Look what you did you made her sad

Foxy: What happened last time

Designated Mom Friend: Lulu on a sugar rush is… something we try and avoid

Poppy smash: You can have ONE cookie Lulu

Poppy smash: We can get more but you can’t have them until tomorrow

Poppy smash: And Jinx do not try and steal them for Lulu

chaotic bastard: oh nooo my master plan foiled

Baby you are my angel: Seriously don’t, Jinx

chaotic bastard: hmph

MF: Well you guys sure are lively

silence, bottom: hey we’re p lively too i think

Foxy: Only when Syndra picks on you Ez

Goth gf: Haha yeah those are good times

silence, bottom: not for me…

chaotic bastard: yea yea whatever

chaotic bastard: lets just get on to the food

Foxy: We’re waiting on you guys

Goth gf: We’re on our way

silence, bottom: see you guys there!

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chaotic bastard: um

chaotic bastard: can someone explain why I woke up to flashlight panicking and some girl i dont know sleeping on the couch

Poppy smash: We literally just left to get groceries what the hell did you do Jinx

chaotic bastard: i just woke up!!!!

chaotic bastard: its too early for this

Goth gf: It’s like 2 pm

chaotic bastard: yeah and?

Goth gf: aight

Baby you are my angel: Ahri just came by out of nowhere and said she had left for a few days and had to go take care of things she missed and told me to take care of her unconscious friend aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

silence, bottom: take a deep breath lux chill out

Baby you are my angel: Yeah ok alright you’re right this is fine everything’s chill

MF: Wait what

MF: Who

Baby you are my angel: She’s got like kind of orange hair and a…. lizard tail??

chaotic bastard: theres also this big ol frog

MF: W

MF: NEEKO?????

MF: AHRI WHAT THE HELL

MF: AHRI WHERE ARE YOU BITCH

Designated Mom Friend: Oh dear

chaotic bastard: yknow this chick??

Cinnamon Roll: Let’s just take a deep breath okay Sarah?

silence, bottom: yikes

im babie: I dont know whats happening but we got some popsicles from the store!

Foxy: I’m a little busy ówò

MF: AHRI WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

MF: WHY IS NEEKO WITH LUX’S TEAM WHERE DID SHE EVEN COME FROM WHATSHDJFKFK

Goth gf: It’s ok guys I took her phone

Foxy: Ahahaha thanks Syndra

Foxy: It’s a long story I’ll fill you guys in later anyways gotta go make-up an exam byeee

Baby you are my angel: WAIT Ahri what am I supposed to do if she wakes up????

Foxy: Just give her some cheese or something till I get back

Baby you are my angel: ???????

Goth gf: Wack

chaotic bastard: maybe i shouldnt have gotten out of bed today

Goth gf: Maybe lol

Goth gf: ok sarahsfjfkkf

MF: Don’t take my damn phone

Goth gf: Lmao

Poppy smash: So….

Poppy smash: You wanna explain who this girl in our home is

MF: Neeko is from our old team

MF: I thought she died…

MF: How in the stars did Ahri even find her

Baby you are my angel: Oh…

chaotic bastard: oh damn

Cinnamon Roll: We’ll have to wait for Ahri to return for a full explanation

silence, bottom: geez a lot is happening today huh

Goth gf: Yep

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Foxy: Whew I’m back

Foxy: And I’m on my way over to your place Lux

Foxy: Anything happen while I was gone?

Baby you are my angel: Oh thank the stars

Baby you are my angel: Your friend woke up and turned into Jinx and they’ve been going nuts since then

Poppy smash: They got to the popsicles

Poppy smash: I’ve been wearing noise cancelling headphones and ignoring Lux’s plight

im babie: im watching them its really fun

Designated Mom Friend: Such a mess…

silence, bottom: turned into jinx?

Poppy smash: Yeah there’s 2 Jinx’s

silence, bottom: sounds terrible

Poppy smash: It’s a nightmare

MF: Ahri explain what the hell is going on

Foxy: Hang on buying a new phone

Goth gf: Don’t you already have like 3

Foxy: It’s for Neeko ya dummy

Foxy: Anyways I felt the star fragments I have acting weird so I had to go investigate immediately and I found Neeko fighting a bunch of corrupted star guardians

Foxy: We fought them off and escaped and Neeko passed out on the way back here

MF: Were the others there

silence, bottom: we were definitely not there

Cinnamon Roll: I don’t think she means us

Foxy: Xayah and Rakan were there yes

Goth gf: Ooh the lore

Foxy: Look there’s a lot to explain

Foxy: How about all of us meet up with Lux’s team at their place and I’ll explain everything

MF: Oh my way

silence, bottom: Alright then

Cinnamon Roll: Okay!

Goth gf: Damn guess I’m coming too

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[ Foxy added Neeko Neeko Nii to the Star Guardians chat]

Neeko Neeko Nii: neeko is happy to meet all of ahris friends!

Baby you are my angel: We’re happy to meet you too!

Designated Mom Friend: Likewise

Poppy smash: Yeah nice to meet you too

im babie: yay more friends!! :D

Cinnamon Roll: We’re happy to have you :)

silence, bottom: welcome to the team

Foxy: Oh Neeko I’m so happy you’re back I missed you SO so much

MF: Are you crying again Ahri?

Foxy: Bitch shut up you’re crying too

MF: No comment

Neeko Neeko Nii: neeko missed you too :)

Goth gf: And our big dysfunctional family grows bigger

chaotic bastard: we done being sappy yet

Foxy: Yes I’m good now

chaotic bastard: ok good

chaotic bastard: cause ive got some plans for us

Poppy smash: Oh no

Baby you are my angel: I’m almost afraid to ask

Baby you are my angel: What plans?

chaotic bastard: weeeeeelllllll

chaotic bastard: halloween is coming up :)

chaotic bastard: not like its my all time fav holiday or smth :)

chaotic bastard: i was thinkin we can like dress up and go trick or treat and then after have a sleepover and watch some horror movies while we chow down on candy

Foxy: That’s… surprisingly tame

MF: Trick or treating

MF: What are you? 9?

chaotic bastard: um im 11 so shut the fuck up

chaotic bastard: i can’t say no to free candy

im babie: trick or treating is fun!!

Neeko Neeko Nii: ooh its been so long! Neeko would love to go trick or treating

Foxy: Ok that settles it

MF: Oh no

Foxy: Shut up Sarah we’re going trick or treating

Goth gf: I fully intend to go haunt people while we’re out

silence, bottom: you do you I guess

Poppy smash: It can’t be that simple

Poppy smash: What’s the catch

chaotic bastard: no catch :)

Poppy smash: That smile says otherwise

Cinnamon Roll: Maybe she’s just genuinely excited for the holiday and wants us all to hang out

silence, bottom: i dunno…

silence, bottom: last time I agreed to do something with jinx i almost died

chaotic bastard: hey ya asked for it

MF: When was this?

chaotic bastard: dont worry bout it

Goth gf: Ez and Jinx… hang out together??

chaotic bastard: ew no

silence, bottom: no

silence, bottom: she was threatening me the entire time

Baby you are my angel: Jinx what are you planning

Baby you are my angel: It better not be another haunted house

chaotic bastard: its fiiiiiinnneee

Baby you are my angel: Jinx >:(

chaotic bastard: okay fine ill tell ya

chaotic bastard: but only cause im rlly excited

chaotic bastard: im taking u guys to this new haunted house that’s opening up

chaotic bastard: well it’s not really a house its like an old warehouse with a big ol field around it

chaotic bastard: they call it the harrowing

chaotic bastard: its a huuuuuge spooky event ive been SO excited for it pls

Goth gf: WAIT THE HARROWING??

Goth gf: HOLY SHIT YESS

MF: Wow Syndra actually excited for something

Goth gf: Bitch shut up

Baby you are my bastard: Jinx you know I hate those haunted houses

chaotic bastard: cmon glowstick you hate haunted houses but loooove horror movies

Baby you are my angel: Yeah because I’m not the one being chased down by a monster!!

Baby you are my angel: Plus last time I punched that actor and I still feel bad about it

silence, bottom: don’t worry lux i’ll protect you at the harrowing

Baby you are my angel: Okay.

chaotic bastard: ugh

Foxy: I’ve never heard of this Harrowing thing

chaotic bastard: like I said it’s new

Goth gf: and you’d only know about it if you know the right people

Foxy: How do you two know about it

chaotic bastard: i got my connections

Goth gf: so do i

chaotic bastard: also its not open till like 10 at night so which is why I wanted to go trick or treating first

chaotic bastard: so u guys down or what??

Poppy smash: Sure why not

MF: I’m down

Neeko Neeko Nii: sounds fun!!

Foxy: Hell yeah sure

im babie: yeah lets do it!

Cinnamon Roll: Sure I’ll go

Designated Mom Friend: Seems fun

silence, bottom: i’ll go to protect lux

Baby you are my angel: Thanks

chaotic bastard: ugh

silence, bottom: what you jealous? ;)

chaotic bastard: shut up

chaotic bastard: you guys better get your costumes ready

im babie: im going to be a dragon tamer!

im babie: pix will be dressed as a little dragon

Foxy: Ooh I think I’m gonna do a kind of forest spirit themed costume

silence, bottom: im going as my dnd character, jarro lightfeather

chaotic bastard: nerd

Baby you are my angel: That sounds cool

Poppy smash: Maybe I’ll be some kind of knight…

Cinnamon Roll: I’m going to be a reaper ^.^

Foxy: Wow that’s dark

Cinnamon Roll: I like scary stuff

Goth gf: It’s always the sweet ones that are super into horror

Goth gf: Ima be a mermaid

Goth gf: Or something like one cause I’m not gonna walk around with a mermaid tail

MF: I think I’ll just use last year’s costume

Foxy: The cowgirl one?

Foxy: Don’t be lame Sarah do something new

MF: Fine

MF: I’ll be a witch

Foxy: Unoriginal

Foxy: Be a sexy witch

silence, bottom: is that any more original?

Foxy: Yes

MF: Fine I’ll be a sexy witch

Foxy: Yessss

Designated Mom Friend: If we’re sharing costumes I think I’ll be a divine spirit of old, guardian of a sacred blade

chaotic bastard: so mystical

Neeko Neeko Nii: not sure what to be…

Neeko Neeko Nii: neeko could be anything!

Baby you are my angel: I’m not sure what to dress up as either

chaotic bastard: ur creative flashlight im sure u can figure it out

Baby you are my angel: What are you gonna be?

chaotic bastard: a badass zombie slayer!! complete with zombie blood

Goth gf: Nice

silence, bottom: yo lux maybe you can be some kind of magical fantasy thief

silence, bottom: it’d go well with my costume

Baby you are my angel: That sounds like a good idea actually

Baby you are my angel: Thanks Ez :)

chaotic bastard: i was gonna offer you go zombie slaying with me but alright

Neeko Neeko Nii: neeko will be ahri!

Neeko Neeko Nii: because ahri is pretty

Foxy: Aww Neeko <3

Goth gf: Are the rest of us not pretty?

Neeko Neeko Nii: you’re all pretty!!

Neeko Neeko Nii: even ezreal is pretty

Neeko Neeko Nii: for a boy

silence, bottom: uh thanks?

Cinnamon Roll: Sounds like all of us have our costumes planned now ^.^

chaotic bastard: u guys better be ready for the best halloween ever!!!

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Cinnamon Roll: Happy Halloween everyone ^.^

chaotic bastard: hell yeah!!!!!!!!

MF: So what’s the plan?

Foxy: We have a pretty big group

chaotic bastard: we divide and conquer!

chaotic bastard: gotta get as much candy as we can

Goth gf: Not a bad idea

chaotic bastard: ikr im a genius

chaotic bastard: also i think im banned from a lot of houses so

Poppy smash: Of course you are

chaotic bastard: :)

chaotic bastard: we can meet up later for the Harrowing :p

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chaotic bastard: yo i got SOO much candy hell yeah

Designated Mom Friend: We should drop off all this candy before we head to the Harrowing

Poppy smash: Yeah that’s prob a good idea

chaotic bastard: sure but im keeping some in my pockets to snack on!!

Poppy smash: You’re gonna get a sugar rush

chaotic bastard: thats the plan, stan

Foxy: Can we drop ours off at your place Lux?

Baby you are my angel: Yeah of course

Baby you are my angel: I guess we’ll all meet up then

chaotic bastard: HARROWING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby you are my angel: I’m terrified

silence, bottom: don’t worry lux i gotcha

Baby you are my angel: Hhhhhhhhh

Neeko Neeko Nii: neeko think it’s gonna be fun

MF: Don’t go shape shifting into the actors, Neeko

Neeko Neeko Nii: i won’t!

chaotic bastard: lets gooooo

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silence, bottom: uh hey guys have any of you seen lux?

Foxy: No, why

MF: What did you do Ez?

silence, bottom: i may or may not have lost her…..

Poppy smash: Dude

im babie: D:

chaotic bastard: BITCH WHAT

chaotic bastard: YOU LOST OUR FUCKING LEADER????

Goth gf: Boi ya fucked up

silence, bottom: it’s really dark out here okay!

chaotic bastard: SHES LITERALLY BRIGHT FUCKING PINK

Foxy: I can’t believe you lost the leader of a whole different star guardian team

Goth gf: He brings dishonor to our family

Cinnamon Roll: Ezreal…

chaotic bastard: im never trusting unear her ever again u fucking twink

Foxy: TW INK

Designated Mom Friend: Jinx please calm down

Designated Mom Friend: We need to find Lux

silence, bottom: she isnt picking up the phone

Goth gf: I’ll let Kalista know what’s going on

Foxy: Kalista?

Goth gf: A friend of mine. She works here

im babie: jinx just ran off

Poppy smash: Oh my stars can we just have one normal Halloween

Foxy: With the Star Guardians? No way!

MF: At least there’s no void monsters attacking

Cinnamon Roll: Um actually…..

MF: Please don’t tell me I just jinxed us

Poppy smash: Usually that’s Jinx’s job

Cinnamon Roll: A rift just opened up and some monsters crawled out

silence, bottom: i was really hoping that purple glow was just special effects

Goth gf: Yeah I just confirmed with Kalista it’s def not special effects

Foxy: Alright we’re gonna have to go take care of the monsters and hope that Jinx finds Lux

Goth gf: On it

~~~

chaotic bastard: I FOUND LUX!!!!

Goth gf: sweet

chaotic bastard: what did i miss

Goth gf: Oh nothing much

Goth gf: Just a horde of void monsters attacking and we’re fighting them off rn

chaotic bastard: yall fighting shit without me??

chaotic bastard: wait why are you texting

Goth gf: I’m punting orbs at the monsters with one hand and texting with the other

chaotic bastard: oh

Goth gf: And we just smashed the last one

chaotic bastard: oh come on!!!!

chaotic bastard: u guys dont even save one for me

Goth gf: Should’ve found Lux faster

Poppy smash: I thought you had like a Lux homing beacon

Poppy smash: What took you so long

chaotic bastard: um

chaotic bastard: stuff!!

Poppy smash: That’s not suspicious

MF: I bet 10 bucks that Lux got scared of Jinx and ran away from her

Goth gf: 10 bucks that Lux punched Jinx on accident and knocked her out

Foxy: 20 bucks that they were making out!!!!!

chaotic bastard: alskdkfjfk

Goth gf: A bold bet there, fox

Foxy: >:3

Foxy: My foxy intuition is never wrong

Designated Mom Friend: That’s enough now

Designated Mom Friend: Where’s Lux

chaotic bastard: with me rn

chaotic bastard: her phone is dead

chaotic bastard: we’ll head over to u guys

Foxy: I think it’s time to call it a night ladies and twink

silence, bottom: please don’t call me a twink

Goth gf: She didn’t say your name that means you’re now acknowledging you’re a twink

Foxy: Haha gottem

[Foxy changed silence, bottom’s name to twink]

twink: fuck you

Foxy: <3

Neeko Neeko Nii: are we still doing that sleepover?

Foxy: Sure why not

Foxy: We did leave our candy and stuff with Lux’s team lmao

Foxy: If that’s cool with you guys?

chaotic bastard: flashlight says yes

im babie: yay sleepover!!! :D