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“What?!” Harry asked before sneezing again. Draco was most definitely not a girl.
Hermione sighed as her fingers fidgeted. “It’s just that there is this girl, but just she isn’t a girl. She’s a flower. And she pollinates people by kissing them, except then they tend to pass out. And afterwards they sneeze a lot spreading even more pollen.” She started scooting away as she finished.
Harry rolled his eyes. “That’s absolutely bonkers. And just so you know I haven’t been kissing any girls, since Ginny and Cho.” He looked away unsure how she would take it. “I kissed Draco.”