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3:12 AM
Junko Enoshima has added Mukuro Ikusaba, Makoto Naegi, and 13 others to the chat
Junko Enoshima has named the chat horny gang
Junko Enoshima: Y’all look what I made!!!!!!!!
Junko Enoshima: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Byakuya Togami has left the chat
Junko Enoshima: Oh no you don’t mister!!
Junko Enoshima added Byakuya Togami to the chat
Byakuya Togami has left the chat
Junko Enoshima added Byakuya Togami to the chat
Byakuya Togami has left the chat
Junko Enoshima added Byakuya Togami to the chat
Byakuya Togami has left the chat
Junko Enoshima added Byakuya Togami to the chat
Byakuya Togami has left the chat
Junko Enoshima added Byakuya Togami to the chat
Mukuro Ikusaba: Istg if you two don’t stop
Mukuro Ikusaba: It is THREE IN THE MORNING.
Mukuro Ikusaba: I will NOT hesitate.
Junko Enoshima: Tell that to Togami!! He keeps leaving even though I keep adding him back!!!
Byakuya Togami: Just don’t add me back you low life scum.
Byakuya Togami: I already see you peasants more than enough every day, this chat is just more of a headache for me.
Junko Enoshima: 🥺🥺🥺 Mukuro Togami called me low life scum,,,,,, LOL as if I care!!!!!! STFU Togami and let us have fun!
Mukuro Ikusaba: I hated reading that
Leon Kuwata: lmao Junko snapped
Junko Enoshima: Also Byakuya why are you up so late???? And you Leon????? We have school tomorrow!!???
Byakuya Togami: I don’t need to answer to you.
Leon Kuwata: i don’t need sleep.
Junko Enoshima: Aight I don’t judge
Junko Enoshima: I mean Mukuro is probably doing something illegal rn but do i care? NO!!
Mukuro Ikusaba: Actually I was sleeping.
Mukuro Ikusaba: Which is what you all SHOULD be doing
Leon Kuwata: gimme one reason to sleep.
Mukuro Ikusaba: Taka can read this chat.
Leon Kuwata:
Leon Kuwata: AIGHT GN EVERYONE
Junko Enoshima: LMAOOOO
Byakuya Togami: You all disappoint me.
Leon Kuwata: lit
Mukuro Ikusaba: If I get one more notification I’m stabbing someone.
Junko Enoshima: Love you sis 😘
Junko Enoshima: Aw she actually did :( that hurted
6:53 AM
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: ?
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Junko! Mukuro! Leon! Byakuya! You all should not be texting at such hours! It is important for students to get a full night’s rest to guarantee peak performance!
Junko Enoshima: I’m sowwy 🥺
Mukuro Ikusaba: i WAS sleeping until SOMEONE woke me up
Mukuro Ikusaba: Not naming names.
Leon Kuwata: hhggnbgjgbbghg
Chihiro Fujisaki: ^^^
Makoto Naegi: Oh cool! A group chat!
Makoto Naegi: Lol Leon
Leon Kuwata: trued
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: ? Leon, are you alright?
Leon Kuwata: tried
Leon Kuwata: tierd
Leon Kuwata: omg hwo u spllel
Makoto Naegi: Do...do you mean tired?
Leon Kuwata: TIRDE
Chihiro Fujisaki: This is so sad
Sayaka Maizono: Leon this is why we can’t have nice things
Junko Enoshima: omg chihiro sayaka hi!!!!!!!
Chihiro Fujisaki: oh hi! :)
Sayaka Maizoni: hey!
Makoto Naegi: I see how it is
Mukuro Ikusaba: That’s rough buddy.
Yasuhiro Hakagure: wait junko got stabbed?? Yall wildin lmao
Junko Enoshima: FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES
Junko Enoshima: HIRO UR MY ONLY FRIEND
Junko Enoshima: THE REST IF YALL R FAKE ASF I LITERALLY GOT STABBED >:(((((
Leon Kuwata: ytajhgqws
Junko Enoshima: LEON NOW IS NOT THE TIME
Sayaka Maizono: aNd I oOp
Yasuhiro Hakagure: :D
Mukuro Ikusaba: Don’t pity her I stabbed her with a pencil.
Junko Enoshima: >:0
Makoto Naegi: Dang
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I sincerely apologize for missing your injury Junko! Next time I will make sure to ensure that all injuries are accounted for!
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: However! You all should be preparing for the school day! You don’t want to be late
Sayaka Maizono: Taka I have rehearsal after school you aren’t allowed to give me detention
Makoto Naegi: Sayaka that’s not how it works
Sayaka Maizono: Fight me
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Fighting is not welcome in a school environment!
Sayaka Maizono: Ok fineeee
Chihiro Fujisaki: just,,,,, don’t get in trouble
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Yes! Great thinking Chihiro!
Junko Enoshima: Yesssss Chihiro is best girl
Makoto Naegi: ^^^^^
Sayaka Maizono: everyone say thank you Chihiro
Junko Enoshima: Thank you Chihiro
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Thank you Chihiro
Makoto Naegi: Thank you Chihiro
Mukuro Ikusaba: Thank you Chihiro
Yasuhiro Hakagure: Thank you Chihiro
Leon Kuwata: Thsjj k u Chkhghhhhhhhhh
Chihiro Fujisaki: you tried
Chihiro giggled as he waited at the bus stop. He would never tire of his classmate’s shenanigans, and now that they have a group chat it’ll only escalate. At least they aren’t as bad as some of the other classes. He doesn’t want to imagine having to deal with Nagito Komaeda every day. The programmer shivered at the thought. How does Chiaki manage…
“Hey Chihiro!” Chihiro looked over and saw, coincidentally, Chiaki skipping up to him, eventually planting herself next to the boy.
“Oh, hey Chiaki!” Chihiro greeted, smiling at the gamer. The two shared a bus stop, and the two realized their similar interests, so they soon became good friends.
“If you’re okay with me asking, what were you laughing at?” Chiaki questioned, tilting her head.
“Oh, that’s fine! I was just reading my class’ group chat, it’s very chaotic.” Chihiro explained, giggling at the end.
“Ah, I see.” Chiaki replied. “We have our own group chat, and it’s… a handful.” Chihiro giggled at the reply, seeing how it would be.
“Let’s just be glad there isn’t a chat with both classes.” Chihiro said. “I bet not even Taka could control it!”
“Hehe, true that.” The gamer responded. “Speaking of which, where is he?” Chihiro’s eyes widened, just now recognizing the boy’s absence. Said absence was strange, since it was never Taka’s nature to be anything but on time or early.
“Hmmm…I don’t know... I’ll text him!” The boy quickly took out his phone and opened his chat with the moral compass’
7:30 AM
Chihiro Fujisaki/Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Chihiro Fujisaki: hey um, where are you? it’s not like you to be late
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Ah, I apologize Chihiro! I’m currently at Mondo’s house, as his alarm didn’t go off!
Chihiro Fujisaki: oh, ok! see you at school!
“He’s just with Mondo again.” The programmer told, looking up at the upperclassman.
“Ah, I see; we should have suspected such. I think their friendship is really cool, how much they trust each other and all that.” Chiaki said, looking over Chihiro’s shoulder. “Oh, the bus is here.”
“Finally!” Chihiro complained jokingly, following Chiaki’s stare. As the two got on the bus, Chihiro immediately heard the banter of Kaito and Kokichi, the yelling of Tenko, Gundham’s nonsense, and various other chaotic noises. The boy sighed and smiled, preparing for another day at Hope’s Peak.
8:44 AM
Celestia Ludenberg: @Junko Enoshima This was a mistake.
Leon Kuwata: she lives!
Junko Enoshima: I have no idea what you’re talking about!!!
Junko Enoshima: You’re talking normally again??
Leon Kuwata: it was a rough morning
Junko Enoshima: Not to be rude but you had more than a “rough morning”
Celestia Ludenberg: Use What little braincells you have and then maybe you’ll get the bright idea to sleep
Celestia Ludenberg: :)
Yasuhiro Hagakure: DAMN
Yasuhiro Hagakure: DESTROYED
Leon Kuwata: brb gonna go cry and jerk off
Sayaka Maizono: can you like
Sayaka Maizono: not
Yasuhiro Hagakure: you jealous?
Sayaka Maizono: ???? who would I be jealous of????
Yasuhiro Hagakure: uh
Yasuhiro Hagakure: leon’s hand
Sayaka Maizono: blocked and reported.
Leon Kuwata: ;)
Leon Kuwata: :0
Junko Enoshima: LMAO
Makoto Naegi: I’m telling Kyoko!!!!!!!
Yasuhiro Hagakure: MAKOTO NO PLZ
Kyoko Kirigiri: Huh. So there is a group chat.
Kyoko Kirigiri: That explains my phone buzzing last night.
Kyoko Kirigiri: Anyways as the “police” you’re “under arrest”
Yasuhiro Hagakure: PLEASE NO IM SORRY
Yasuhiro Hagakure: TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER
Kyoko Kirigiri: Your… wife?
Chihiro Fujisaki: leon.
Leon Kuwata: huh?
Chihiro Fujisaki: hagakure says he loves you
Junko Enoshima: AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Sayaka Maizono: CHIHIRO I LOVE YOU
Makoto Naegi: I-
Leon Kuwata: that’s it im bouta head out
Yasuhiro Hagakure: WAIT
Yasuhiro Hagakure: THATS HOMO
Yasuhiro Hagakure: NO HOMO NO HOMO NO HOMO
Kyoko Kirigiri: …
Chihiro Fujisaki: i can feel the disappointment
Leon Kuwata: you guys r so mean to me :(
Makoto Naegi: I wasn’t mean to you!
Leon Kuwata: makoto ur my only friend
Sayaka Maizono: that means I don’t have to walk home with you today right?
Leon Kuwata: WAIT NO
Leon Kuwata: sayaka is my friend too
Kyoko Kirigiri: Oh?
Junko Enoshima: Oh?????
Leon Kuwata: what?
Celestia Ludenberg: You and Sayaka are walking home together? Alone? Quite suspicious.
Aoi Asahina: OH????
Aoi Asahina: I SMELLED ROMANCE AND I CAME RUNNING
Sayaka Maizono: it’s not like that!!
Leon Kuwata: i wish it was :(
Sayaka Maizono: I have standards!
Makoto Naegi: O O F
Yasuhiro Hagakure: dang
Leon Kuwata: AM I THAT BAD??
Aoi Asahina: Awwwww :(
Aoi Asahina: Well back to donuts and Sakura!
Junko Enoshima: WAIIIITTTT HINA
Aoi Asahina: Yea?
Junko Enoshima: hi :)
Aoi Asahina: hiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makoto Naegi: Wholesome.
Kyoko Kirigiri: Makoto look up from your phone you literally just almost got run over.
Makoto Naegi: I DID?!?!?!?
Sayaka Maizono: Makoto I would appreciate it if you didn’t die
Celestia Ludenberg: Yes… that would be
Celestia Ludenberg: such… a shame
Leon Kuwata: woah there calm down celeste
Makoto Naegi: Uh… should I be concerned?
Kyoko Kirigiri: No.
Leon Kuwata: ohhhh kyoko gettin protective
Kyoko Kirigiri: I will cut you.
Sayaka Maizono: if I can’t fight Makoto you can’t fight Leon
Kyoko Kirigiri: That’s fair.
Makoto Naegi: Alright guys time for class :)
Makoto Naegi: No killing ok?
Sayaka Maizono: wouldn’t dream of it!
Leon Kuwata: im probably going to be the one getting killed
Celestia Ludenberg: Fine.
12:05 PM
Hifumi Yamada: You plebs are so uncultured
Aoi Asahina: explain
Hifumi Yamada: Gladly
Hifumi Yamada: I have yet to see ONE comment about the glory of anime girls
Leon Kuwata: omg ur so right
Yasuhiro Hagakure: tig bitties
Celestia Ludenberg: If I may, could I request you take this vile conversation elsewhere? I’m trying to eat my lunch.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: tig
Yasuhiro Hagakure: bitties
Aoi Asahina: half of me wants you to stop but the lesbian half of me wants you to keep going
Leon Kuwata: wait ur a lesbian?
Aoi Asahina: yes? did I not say this before?
Leon Kuwata: no???????
Aoi Asahina: oh oops
Aoi Asahina: well guess this is me coming out
Yasuhiro Hagakure: so no head?
Celestia Ludenberg: She has standards Yasuhiro.
Hifumi Yamada: Ah, I see Miss Aoi is an intellectual as well.
Aoi Asahina: Liking tits makes me an intellectual?
Hifumi Yamada: Did I stutter?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: dis is ass
Leon Kuwata: that’s roughhhh
Makoto Naegi: Uhh does anyone know why Mondo is dragging some kid off somewhere???
Aoi Asahina: ?!?!?!!??!!??!??!!????
Leon Kuwata: RIP THAT KID LMAO
Yasuhiro Hagakure: whos the sorry sucker?
Kyoko Kirigiri: I believe the boy’s name is Ouma Kokichi.
Hifumi Yamada: Oh.
Hifumi Yamada: If it is he probably deserves it!
Aoi Asahina: Hifumi?! What’s wrong with Kokichi???
Celestia Ludenberg: He’s a little brat. A pest. Quite frankly, I despise him.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ._.
Leon Kuwata: Ok but what did he do?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: @ Mondo Oowada @ Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Yasuhiro Hagakure: @ Mondo Oowada @ Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Yasuhiro Hagakure: @ Mondo Oowada @ Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Makoto Naegi: Dude Taka’s at a student council meeting
Aoi Asahina: Well there goes 80% of Mondo’s self control
Kyoko Kirigiri: Well, to be fair, Kokichi was saying some rude things about Taka.
Leon Kuwata: oh god that kid’s gonna d i e
Celestia Ludenberg: Oh well.
Celestia Ludenberg: Good Riddance.
Kyoko Kirigiri: Oh sorry everyone, Shuichi is making me help him out with Mondo and Kokichi.
Yasuhiro Hagakure: Aw :(
Hifumi Yamada: F
Yasuhiro Hagakure: F
Leon Kuwata: F
Aoi Asahina: Ok I know Kokichi isn’t the best person but Mondo could actually like… kill him.
Makoto Naegi: Yea Shuichi is already emo as it is
Makoto Naegi: Killing one of his friends is not a good idea.
Makoto Naegi: I mean, what if someone killed one of us?
Yasuhiro Hagakure: im too cool to die
Leon Kuwata: yea sure dude
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: @Makoto Naegi Could you please inform me of Mondo’s whereabouts? He’s not at our usual lunch spot.
Makoto Naegi: Uh…
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: Please excuse me Makoto, I just read the earlier conversation and must hurry to stop the conflict, as it is not welcome in a school environment!
Kyoko Kirigiri: Please do.
Leon Kuwata: yessss taka go get ur mans
Aoi Asahina: AHHHH I CACKLED
Makoto Naegi: You’re very lucky Mondo isn’t active yet
Hifumi Yamada: Mr. Makoto is quite correct. If Mondo were here, your fate would be unpleasant to say the least.
Leon Kuwata: well I guess i’m lucky then.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: The conflict is resolved! Thank you @Kyoko Kirigiri for the help!
Kyoko Kirigiri: No problem.
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: I also told Mondo about the chat so we can all bond together!
Leon Kuwata: do you want me to suffer?????
Mondo Oowada: @Leon Kuwata what’s ur location i just wanna fuckin talk
Yasuhiro Hagakure: friendship everyone
Leon Kuwata: shut up hiro i’m about to die i need sympathy
Yasuhito Hagahure: lol