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let's not piss off jihoon group
kwan!: i don't know if you guys wanna but my parents are going out again and my house is open sooo
joshua: i'm down if others are
joshua: if they respond
kwan!: ??
wonu: me will come
tol bean: i can come after my bro's hockey game
VERNONCHWE: i can after 8:30 or later
hannie1004: what question did you even ask
minnie: if we want to go to his house bc his parents won't be home lol
starsoon: wait today?
minnie: yeah ig
starsoon: ok i'm gonna see downtown abbey with ji but i think we can go after
starsoon: it's at 6:30
coups: where are we going
tol bean: kwans house
hannie1004: what time
jihoon: kwan??
kwan!: imma ask give me a sec
kwan!: maybe like 6:30
tol bean: i can come arnd 7 since i have my brother's hockey game
starsoon: ji and i will come around 8? idk whenever the movie's over
kwan!: 7 is fine
tol bean: i lied 8
tol bean: lol oops
haohao: can we ever hangout before 7
jisoo: u wanna hang out w kwan at 6:30 lol
kwan!: idc when you come over like anywhere after 6 is honestly fine
coups: where's chan @
VERNONCHWE: is it worth coming if i get there at like 8:30 or 9
starsoon: same and yeah hansol
starsoon: just leave late
VERNONCHWE: k
haohao: so r u sure y'all can go
hannie1004: if we hangout at like 8 imma leave in like 2 hrs
kwan!: it's not at 8 tho that's just nonie
tol bean: and me lol
tol bean: so are we actually hanging out
kwan!: idk
kwan!: it's up to yall and whatever times you guys can come or wanna come
baby: so what time
baby: omg idk what my mom will say
baby: hannie can u ask my mom for me
baby: bc i alr went out yesterday
hannie1004: and say what??
kwan!: i'm good like 6:00 after honestly but doesn't look like anybody's free then
baby: say
baby: the friend group wants to hang out
hannie1004: okay and??
baby: and u want me there even though yall never said anything about that
baby: and say that
baby: u know i went out last night
baby: be like give him a chance
cute jun: IRHDJE
hannie1004: no
VERNONCHWE: i'll do it but i get to say something else plzzzzz
tol bean: JEFUHSFJJSHEH
baby: like what hansol
VERNONCHWE: it gonna be a surprise
baby: NO
baby: TELL ME
baby: omg r we gonna be spending the night there
wonu: lool uhh
jihoon: cant you just tell her we are throwing a surprise for minghao to congratulate him on his job
tol bean: HAHAHAHA
baby: LMAOOOOOOOOO
starsoon: I LIKE THAT IDEA
baby: sheLL BE LIKE WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT
haohao: i can smell the bullshit in that, not gonna work
baby: NOOO PLEASE IM SCARED
haohao: try it tho
coups: chan do it
jihoon: say it's someone's birthday idk
jisoo: be like because his family didn't say anything or something
baby: IRJXIEBDUSHE PLEAAAAAASE PLEAAASSEEEE SOMEONE DO IT FOR ME
starsoon: ily chan
baby: ILL RECORD ME SAYING BIG BOOBS TO MY MOM
starsoon: but i'm not doing it
wonu: or seungkwan's coming out party
tol bean: JEHDIWNDUSHEUDHWHRHEH
hannie1004: THAT ONE
baby: LMFAOOOOO
baby: BITCH
hannie1004: SAY ITS KWANS COMING OUT PARTY
wonu: probably could work lowkey
baby: BITCH CAN I ACTUALLY
hannie1004: IT WILL WORK
baby: BRO IM LAUGHING SO HARD
hannie1004: kwannie!!!!
minnie: LMFAOOODDHHSBE
baby: I CANT EVEN SAY IT
baby: LIKE IT WONT EVEN COME OUT OF MY MOUTH
cheol: is kwan even out
jihoon: i don't think so
tol bean: DO ITTTTT
starsoon: Congratulations Seungkwan On Being Gay!!
kwan!: who the fuck
starsoon: be like that
starsoon: it's your party
hannie1004: please kwan
kwan!: IM NOT EVEN OUT YET
haohao: woo!!
(replay confetti)
hannie1004: if you want him there then this has to happen
kwan!: no
kwan!: no me gusta
tol bean: LMFAODHDHDH
hannie1004: urgh
wonu: they know
hannie1004: fine
wonu: just let it be
baby: omg can someone just ask for me this one time
jisoo: wtf i-
baby sent a video
cutejun: JEUDHSHDJS
cutejun: WHY
cutejun: NOW SHES GONNA SAY NO FOR SURE
wonu: is that actually u saying big boobs to ur mom
baby: yea
VERNONCHWE: LMAOOOOOOOOOO
baby: PLEAAAASE
baby: SOMEONE TEXT HER
kwan!: i can't i don't have her # :-))
kwan!: sooo
baby: kwan imma just say it's ur coming out party
baby: jk
baby: but please
kwan!: but it aint
kwan!: just say it's hao's thing
hannie1004: ok and
baby: PLEASE
kwan!: idk
kwan!: idc
baby: fine
baby: pls my mom thinks i been going out a lot
jihoon: say it's kwan's birthday
kwan!: what am i supposed to do
jihoon: text His mom
jihoon: asking her to let chan go
kwan!: whY IS IT SO BAD IF YOU JUST ASK HER YOURSELF CHAN
baby: i told her
baby: and i told her about the coming out party
baby: my mom is asking if u could drop me off at home hannie
hannie1004: ok
kwan!: I HATE YOU
kwan!: FUCK OFFFFFFFF
VERNONCHWE: LMAO CHANNNCJDDJHDHDDH
baby: she's freaking out over her foot cramp
baby: i also told my dad and he said "i can be there"
baby: i think he's congratulating u
kwan!: thank u mr lee
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jeonghan hyung: bitch wru
chan: i'm coming calm down
jeonghan hyung: he's talking about casserole hurry up