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Fresha Vocado, Hero of Skyrim

Summary:

A Skyrim chatfic, because there's not enough and I'm bored. Also, memes. Lots of memes.

Chapter 1: Whiterun Group Chat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

fresha-vocado: sup nerds

TheUnbrokenWarrior: who tf r u

fresha-vocado: nobody important

fresha-vocado: yet

fresha-vocado: how do i talk to balgruuf

warmaiden: there's a dragonsreach gc

warmaiden: i can talk to my father and get him to let you in

fresha-vocado: thanks

warmaiden: not finished talking

warmaiden: before i let you in, i need you to do something

fresha-vocado: oh great

fresha-vocado: fetch quest?

warmaiden: ...what

fresha-vocado: just tell me what it is and ill get it by tomorrow

fresha-vocado: or next week

fresha-vocado: or never

fresha-vocado: yknow what just tell me what i need to get

warmaiden: you don't need to get anything

warmaiden: i just want to know why you want to talk to balgruuf

fresha-vocado: ...oh

fresha-vocado: i feel kind of dumb now

future_merchant: lol

fresha-vocado: anyway its bc a dragon attacked helgen and i feel like that's probably important

future_merchant: what

TheUnbrokenWarrior: what

Better_Than_You: what

BattleBornsForLife: what

warmaiden: what

fresha-vocado: hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

TheUnbrokenWarrior: whos macklemore

TheUnbrokenWarrior: and whats thrift shopping

fresha-vocado: doesnt matter

fresha-vocado: just get me into the gc

warmaiden: ...i'm probably going to regret this, but fine.

Notes:

Thanks for reading! In case you couldn't tell, this dragonborn's being played by a modern person (who likes memes and dislikes Stormcloaks). I'll start with the main quest, and going to various cities and reacting to stuff, but I'll also get to the civil war and faction quests. Also, here's who the usernames are:

fresha-vocado = Dragonborn

TheUnbrokenWarrior: Uthgerd

warmaiden = Adrianne Avennici

BattleBornsForLife = Idolaf Battle-Born

Better_Than_You = Nazeem