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Chuuya sighs for the umpteenth time for the day. He went to work early so he couldn’t say goodbye to Dazai because the bastard is still asleep in their bed. Back to the reason why he was constantly sighing—the stacks of paperwork he gotta check and redo because some idiot decided that it’s fine to steal from the mafia and transfer it directly to their bank account. He also gotta finish his report that Mori expects to be on his table by the end of the day. Chuuya can only sigh again.
It's normal for Dazai to annoy the shit out of Chuuya even if he knows that he is busy or even if he is at the middle of a mission. So, when he only received ONE message from the Mackerel the entire day, Chuuya can’t help but get worried. He wished he waited for him a bit to wake up so he can personally say that he’ll go to work early and will be busy instead of just leaving a note on top of the dining table. Now it’s an unusual day because he looks like he is the one pestering Dazai to reply even if all his messages were delivered and read.
He was able to finish his report before the day ended and delivered it to Mori’s office. He was on his way when he saw Akutagawa holding two boxes of pocky, one chocolate and the other is white chocolate with him while looking somehow pleased and excited. They briefly greeted each other before Akutagawa excused himself saying “I have an important mission to complete and I can’t believe it involves the Jinko, again.” leaving Chuuya impressed how are they still both in denial up until now.
Chuuya was about to grip the doorknob when he heard some crunching noises inside, he’s looking forward to confirming his guess who the fucker is, but he still grabbed his knife for good measures.
“Ah finally the chibi came back, I thought I have to drag you out of Mori san’s office but I don’t want to go there anyway,” says Dazai while comfortably using the final stack of his paperwork as a footrest on top of his table while eating pocky?
“What are you doing here Mackerel? How many times do I have to tell you, Port Mafia still sees you as a traitor?” Chuuya swatted away his husband’s feet away from his paperwork, wishing the papers can just burn right there and then instead.
“But Chuuya seemed busy he even left me all alone this morning. I have to eat breakfast alone, leave our house alone and get to work alone.”
“I left a note, hoped you read it but yeah I wished I stayed a bit longer with you instead of facing these papers. Your annoying face in the morning is more acceptable than these numbers and paragraphs.”
“You know you can just simply just say you love looking at my gorgeous face, Chuuya.”
“Please leave if you don’t have anything else to say. I’ll see you at home later, but maybe a bit later than the usual.”
“But Chuuuuyaaaa”
“Let me finish this in peace and I’ll allow you to stay inside my office.”
“Okay but before that, I brought you some snack!” Dazai proudly said while holding an opened box of almond flavoured pocky like it is the best thing ever.
“If that is mine, why the fuck were you eating that before I even get here?”
“Quality control, darling. Can’t let you eat something nasty or what.”
“Says the person who added vinegar to my coffee the other day.”
“ANYWAYS. POCKY TIME. GOTTA ENSURE YOU ARE EATING CHUUYA.”
“Okay give that to me, I can eat while trying to finish this stack.” Chuuya was about to grab the half-eaten box when Dazai took it again
“Nah uh let me help you.”
“I can feed myself Dazai.”
“I know but where’s the fun in that? Now say ahh.” Dazai says while also opening his mouth too.
Chuuya sighs before opening his mouth and was about to turn his attention back to his paperwork when he felt Dazai cupped his face and turned it back to him. He was welcomed by the smug look of his husband who’s also eating the other end of the pocky.
They both look into each other’s eyes like they are talking or well yeah, bickering again on what the fuck Dazai wanted to do. Dazai took a bite on his end before gesturing Chuuya to do the same thing. Knowing how he won’t be left alone if he won’t do it, so Chuuya took a bite.
Dazai does too, Chuuya bit again, and so does Dazai without breaking any eye contact at all. Both stopped from biting the pocky when Chuuya realised that they are so close that they can feel their lips brushing each breath they take.
He was about to yield when Dazai finally decided enough is enough and just kissed him properly. It took them a while to stop and Dazai made sure Chuuya is out of breath the moment he left his lips.
“That pocky is indeed safe for you to eat chibi. Happy pocky day!”
“I could have eaten it the normal way. I can’t even taste and enjoy it well.”
“If that’s your way of saying you wanted to eat it with me, don’t worry I have a lot of boxes left for us to eat.”
“Huh??! You have more boxes, but you gave me the half-eaten one??!”
Well, let’s just say that Chuuya will have another long day tomorrow because the final paperwork he gotta do is completely forgotten already.
n already.