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8.34 PM, Friday

Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Todoroki Shoto +15 others to Class 1-A

Iida Tenya: Greetings, fellow classmates!

Iida Tenya: It occurred to me that we don't have a group chat for the class, so as class representative I took the time to make one!

Iida Tenya: Please try to keep the texting professional and discuss matter related to schoolwork only!

Uraraka Ochako: that's nice of you, iida!

Jiro Kyoka: a nice thought maybe

Jiro Kyoka: not so sure about the 'discuss matter related to schoolwork only' part tbh

Ashido Mina: owo what's this

Ashido Mina has changed their name to alien queen

alien queen: heck yeah!!!

Kaminari Denki: wait lemme fix mine!

Kaminari Denki has changed their name to zappy

Sero Hanta has changed their name to basically spiderman

Uraraka Ochako has changed their name to uwuraraka

uwuraraka: uwu

alien queen: owo

zappy: jiro you gotta change yours too!

Jiro Kyoka: what if i don't want to?

zappy: u gotta

Jiro Kyoka has changed their name to discount airpods

discount airpods: happy now?

alien queen: jsajhsdhdkdshs jiro-chan!!!

zappy: i mean

zappy: she aint wrong

zappy: @everyone come get y'all juice

Midoriya Izuku has changed their name to Deku

Deku: Hi!!

basically spiderman: hey midoriya!

alien queen: hi!

uwuraraka: hi Deku-kun!

alien queen: why did you capitalize his name?

uwuraraka: because

alien queen: because?

uwuraraka: just because

zappy: valid

Kirishima Ejiro has changed their name to rockman

rockman: i like this

zappy: bro!!

rockman: bro!!

Bakugo Katsuki has changed their name to king explosion murderer

king explosion murderer: the fuck is this shit

zappy: *GASP*

basically spiderman: IIDA QUICK BAKUGO SAID THE BAD FUCK WORD

king explosion murderer: shut the fuck up

Iida Tenya: As I already mentioned, this is a group chat for school purposes!

Iida Tenya: Also, Bakugo-kun, please avoid using such foul language.

king explosion murderer: i dont have to follow your stupid rules

Deku: Sorry Iida!!!

Iida Tenya: It is ok, Midoriya-kun!

zappy has changed IIda Tenya's name to very Speed

very Speed: Kaminari-kun!

zappy: but it suits you

Yaoyorozu Momo: Hi everyone!

Yaoyorozu Momo: Sorry for joining in the middle of your conversation

alien queen: yaomomo!!!!!

alien queen has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's name to yaomomo

yaomomo: Hello Ashido :)

basically spiderman: wholesome

zappy: tea

uwuraraka: what are you guys doing?

Deku: I'm having dinner!

Deku: What about you?

uwuraraka: nothing really

zappy: i was watching a movie but this seemed like way more fun so here i am

king explosion murderer: could you all shut the fuck up

king explosion murderer: you're blowing up my phone

basically spiderman: you shut up

alien queen: uno reverse card!!!

yaomomo: If it bothers you, you can always turn off notifications

uwuraraka: tea

rockman has changed king explosion murderer's name to boom boom boom

boom boom boom: what the fuck shitty hair

boom boom boom has changed rockman's name to shitty hair

shitty hair: that's not very gucci of you

boom boom boom: i sure fucking hope so

Deku: Guys!!

Deku: Be nice!!

boom boom boom: nerd

very Speed: Now that some of us have gathered, I have exciting news!

Todoroki Shoto: endeavor is dead?

alien queen: jhasgfywgkayggjkgdajdkgyyd

zappy: i cangt efrsking brea hte

basically spiderman: that sure took a turn

Deku: Todoroki no

very Speed: That is not what I was going to say, no.

Todoroki Shoto: guess i got my hopes up for nothing huh

alien quuen: are you,,, okay?

Todoroki Shoto: yea

Deku: No he isn't

yaomomo: No he isn't

uwuraraka: no he isn't

Asui Tsuyu: no he isn't

uwuraraka: tsu-chan ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

Asui Tsuyu has changed their name to froppy

froppy: kero

zappy: why are you typing out kero?

froppy: because i want to

very Speed: Now that you two are here as well, could we please get back on track?

discount airpods: sure

basically spiderman: give us the tea

very Speed: Pardon?

uwuraraka: just tell us what you were going to say!

very Speed: Alright!

very Speed: So, earlier I got a message from Aizawa-sensei!

zappy: i didn't do it i swear

very Speed: Do what now?

zappy: nothing ahaha

zappy: please continue

alien queen: nothing screams liar more than 'ahaha'

alien quuen: What Did You Do

zappy: no one needs to know

zappy: everything's fine now anyway

very Speed: If this is another one of your pranks I will not be very pleased, Kaminari-kun.

very Speed: But as I was saying, Aizawa-sensei contacted me with some exciting news!

Todoroki Shoto: and it wasn't the death of endeavor

very Speed: No!

very Speed: As of Monday, we will have a new classmate!

very Speed: He will move into the dorms tomorrow!

uwuraraka: who is it?

very Speed: It is Shinsou Hitoshi, from class 1-C!

zappy: hold up

zappy: the purple mind control dude who fought midoriya at the sports festival??

Deku: That's great!

Deku: I'm sure he's worked hard to get into the hero course :D

basically spiderman: midoriya just has to befriend everyone, doesn't he?

alien queen: that's just Who He Is

boom boom boom: am i the only one who saw that icyhot is hoping for the death of his fucking dad?

uwuraraka: nah, we're just used to it by now

froppy: rt

Todoroki Shoto: he is not my dad

boom boom boom: i don't think it works that way

Todoroki Shoto: ok boomer

alien queen: sjhsgdadsgjds

boom boom boom: I'LL KILL YOU

Todoroki Shoto: thanks

boom boom boom: DON'T FUCKING THANK ME

shitty hair: but seriously tho, who taught todoroki how to meme?

uwuraraka: you guys really have that little fate in me huh? (╥﹏╥)

alien queen: nooo we're sorry

zappy: uraraka likes memes?

uwuraraka: perhaps

zappy: woah

zappy: this is like finding out your dad can breakdance or sth

uwuraraka: i've decided to take that as a compliment

alien queen: hang on!

8.45 PM, Friday

acid bitch has added Uraraka Ochako to Memeteam

acid bitch has changed Uraraka Ochako's name to floaty bitch

acid bitch: welcome to our domain owo

electric bitch: yes, welcome

floaty bitch: hewwo

electric bitch: disgusting

floaty bitch: ówò

acid bitch: noo ochako i'd die for u

floaty bitch: then perish

acid bitch: aggasfghsadghds

electric bitch: Nice

floaty bitch: so... who else is in this chat?

acid bitch: jiro, kirishima and sero

acid bitch: so basically we're the discount bakusquad

floaty bitch: i see

floaty bitch: thanks for including me then!

electric bitch: anything for the vine™

floaty bitch: indeed

8.46 PM, Friday

Class 1-A

very Speed: Since you guys seemingly don't care about only talking about school-related matters, I was thinking I could add Shinsou-kun to this chat. Then we could get to know him a little!

basically spiderman: i love how you're lowkey roasting everyone

discount airpods: i love how he hasn't changed the username kaminari gave him

Deku: Add him!!

Deku: I want to say hi!!

yaomomo: It would be fun to talk to him, yes :)

shitty hair: let him in!

very Speed: I will add him, then!

very Speed has added Shinsou Hitoshi to Class 1-A

very Speed: Welcome to class 1-A!

Deku: Hi!

zappy: eyup

uwuraraka: hello shinsou-kun (＾◡＾)

Shinsou Hitoshi: what is this

boom boom boom has changed the name of Class 1-A to HELL

boom boom boom: welcome to hell, fucker

very Speed: BAKUGO-KUN

alien queen: no

alien queen has changed the name of HELL to hell™

alien queen: better

Shinsou Hitoshi: i honestly don't know why i'm here

Deku: Since you're going to be in our class and live with us, we thought it was a good idea to add you so we could get to know you

Shinsou Hitoshi: oh

Shinsou Hitoshi has left hell™

zappy has added Shinsou Hitoshi to hell™

zappy: no bailing

zappy: that's rule number 3

basically spiderman: what's rule 1 and 2 then?

zappy: 1 don't swear

zappy: 2 be nice to midoriya since he's a litteral ray of sunshine

Deku: Aww no I'm not

uwuraraka: yes you are

Todoroki Shoto: you are

shitty hair: bakugo i've got some bad news for you

boom boom boom: you wanna fucking fight

very Speed: No fighting!

boom boom boom: i'd like to see one of you fucking extras try to stop me

8.52 PM, Friday

catboy > tired dad

catboy: i don't want to be in your class anymore please remove me this instant

tired dad: why?

catboy: they want to get to know mw

catboy: in a deeply unsettling way

tired dad: you'll be fine

tired dad: you need to practice some basic human interaction anyway

tired dad: don't stay up too late

catboy: no promises

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2.16 AM, Saturday

hell™

zappy: guys

zappy: what if hands were feet and feet were hands?

Shinsou Hitoshi: with all due respect

Shinsou Hitoshi: what the fuck

zappy: oh hey didn't know you were up

Shinsou Hitoshi: i proudly carry the title of resident insomniac

Tokoyami Fumikage: excuse you

Deku: You guys need to rest!!

zappy: then why are YOU here not resting

Deku: The notifications woke me up :/

zappy: shoot

zappy: sorry

Deku: It's ok :D

Shinsou Hitoshi: that's strangely wholesome

Tokoyami Fumikage: not really

Tokoyami Fumikage: this whole chat reminds me of dark shadow

zappy: explain?

Tokoyami Fumikage: pure, unleashed chaos

zappy: wow emo

zappy has changed Tokoyami Fumikage's name to bring me to life

bring me to life: ...

zappy: it fits tho

zappy: i'm the king of nicknames

boom boom boom: and you will be fucking dead if you won't stop spamming in the middle of the night

Deku: Hi Kacchan!

boom boom boom: don't fucking hi kacchan me at two AM i'll rip your head off

zappy: uh oh bakugo! that's Against The Law

Shinsou Hitoshi: what's with the capitalization

zappy: What's With What Now?

Shinsou Hitoshi: is he always like this?

boom boom boom: don't worry he's 150% more worse in real life

zappy: Rude :(

very Speed: Please go to sleep! Shinsou-kun will move in tomorrow, and we should all be in our best shape to provide assistance!

Shinsou Hitoshi: there's no need for that i don't have much stuff

zappy: too late

zappy: we're already invited

5.22 AM, Saturday

hell™

Shinsou Hitoshi has changed their name to mindfuck

bring me to life: i see you're awake as well

mindfuck: as i said

mindfuck: resident insomniac

bring me to life: mood

uwuraraka: please tell me you got at least a little sleep?

bring me to life: no can do

mindfuck: that's what coffee's for

uwuraraka: (」＞＜)」

uwuraraka: guess it's sleepover time soon!

mindfuck: i'd rather chew off my own foot

uwuraraka: you sound like you need a sleepover

mindfuck: no

basically spiderman: good morning kids

uwuraraka: that sounds kinda ominous tbh

basically spiderman: you wound me

basically spiderman: when have i ever done anything with even slightly bad intentions?

uwuraraka: you put pink hair dye in bakugo's shampoo that one time

bring me to life: that was you?

basically spiderman: NO IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR

alien quuen: have fun being dead when he finds out sero

uwuraraka: press f to pay respects

alien queen: f

7.41 AM, Saturday

hell™

Hagakure Tooru has changed their name to invisibaby

invisibaby: hi!!

yaomomo: Good morning Hagakure-chan :)

invisibaby: can't believe i missed all the fun yesterday :(

invisibaby: i need to get better at checking notifications

boom boom boom: it's not like those fucking extras were saying anything important

zappy: uh oh bakugo! you broke the Rules again!

boom boom boom: as i've already said

boom boom boom: fuck you and fuck your rules

zappy: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

mindfuck: i don't think i want to move in with you guys anymore

7.57 AM, Saturday

ochahoe has changed the name of Friend Club to Dekusquad

tsuchan: explain

ochahoe: mina said they call themself the bakusquad

ochahoe: then we're the dekusquad

tsuchan: fair

toDONTroki: i suppose that makes sense

Deku: No it doesn't!

Deku: It makes it sound like I'm your leader

ochahoe: that's not bad though?

tsuchan: rt

Deku: gUYS

Deku: STOP

Iida: I would agree on the fact that you would make a formidable leader, Midoriya-kun!

Deku: Not you too

9.23 PM, Saturday

hell™

alien queen: sooo

alien queen: @everyone sleepover? owo

mindfuck has left hell™

boom boom boom has left hell™

shitty hair has added boom boom boom and mindfuck to hell™

shitty hair: bailing isn't manly you guys

mindfuck: really

mindfuck: i finally settled down in my room and now you want to drag me out

mindfuck: rude

Aoyama Yuga: A sleepover sound fantastique

Aoyama Yuga: Also

Aoyama Yuuga has changed their name to ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* twinkle *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* twinkle *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧: ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆

Ojiro Mashirao has changed their name to kung fu panda

kung fu panda: i'm in

invisibaby: i'm in too :D

uwuraraka: the dekusquad is in! 

alien queen: sjssksk dekusquad

alien queen: i stan!

alien quuen: the bakusquad will obviously be there

shitty hair: yeah

boom boom boom: i'd rather fucking let deku beat me in a fight

Todoroki Shoto: hasn't he already beaten you multiple times though?

alien queen: todoroki has a legit death wish confirmed

boom boom boom: SHUT THE FUCK UP ICYHOT I'LL KILL YOU 

very Speed: Please watch your language, Bakugo-kun!

discount airpods: i guess i'll come

Shoji Mezo: me, koda, sato and tokoyami will join as well

yaomomo: A sleepover sounds lovely :)

alien queen: @mindfuck looks like it's just u left

mindfuck: no

zappy: but that's against rule number 4

zappy: Never Say No To Sleepover

mindfuck: you just made that up

zappy: perhaps

uwuraraka: please

alien queen: please

invisibaby: please

Deku: Please

basically spiderman: please

zappy: please

yaomomo: Please

mindfuck: will you stop pestering me if i join

basically spiderman: yeah

mindfuck: i will probably regret this but i crave death anyway so

bring me to life: mood

discount airpods: are you summoned as soon as the word 'death' is mentioned

bring me to life: no

Sato Rikido: Yes, don't lie to them

Sato Rikido has changed their name to Sugary

Sugary: I have a few leftovers from when I baked last, should I bring them?

alien quee: please do!

uwuraraka: i mean i'd die for your cooking so YES

alien queen: alright @everyone let's meet in the common are in half an hour! bring all blankets and pillows possible!

10.14 PM, Saturday

redriot > bakugo

redriot: please?

bakugo: fuck off shitty hair

redriot: but everyone else is here

redriot: even shinsou

bakugo: then go hang out with him and leave me alone

bakugo: wait what the fuck get away from my dorm!

redriot: not until you'll join us!

bakugo: FINE

bakugo: give me a damn moment

redriot: okay!! :D

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7.02 PM, Tuesday

hell™

alien queen: yoooo @Todoroki Shoto did you see that interview your dad did?

Todoroki Shoto: jokes on you ashido i dont have a father

Deku: Todoroki no

Todoroki Shoto: todoroki yes

zappy: you taught him well, uraraka

uwuraraka: thamks uwu

Deku: Let's not talk about Endeavor

Todoroki Shoto: that might have been the best idea of all time, ever

alien queen: yregvlehjchzkjhks

zappy: will we ever find out why todoroki hates his dad so much?

Todoroki Shoto: not his son

Deku: I bet it's really cool to be related to a pro hero though! :D

Todoroki Shoto: well i bet you actually know all about that, don't you midoriya

uwuraraka: oh god

uwuraraka: not this again

discount airpods: why would midoriya know?

froppy: stop stop stop do not encourage him kero

Todoroki Shoto: cause he's the secret love child off all might

Todoroki Shoto: obviously

boom boom boom: no he fucking isn't

Deku: Kacchan is right, I'm not!

Todoroki Shoto: there's proof

discount airpods: like what?

Todoroki Shoto: all might spends a lot of time training him

Todoroki Shoto: also their quirks are really similar

Todoroki Shoto: i've connected the two dots

boom boom boom: you didn't connect shit

Todoroki Shoto: i've connected them

Deku: Todoroki please we've talked about this

very Speed: I have to side with Midoriya-kun on this one! Please check your facts before suggesting this again!!

Todoroki Shoto: i have checked all the facts

Todoroki Shoto: i am certain that i am right

boom boom boom: and how is that?

boom boom boom: you have a sixth fucking sense or something

Todoroki Shoto: perhaps

boom boom boom: then did you know i'm related to mount lady?

Todoroki Shoto: no

boom boom boom: exactly

boom boom boom: know your fucking place, icyhot

alien queen: woah hold up!!

basically spiderman: you're related to mount lady???

boom boom boom: yeah? she's my cousin

zappy: WHAT

zappy: HOW

boom boom boom: our moms are siblings, idiot

zappy: no i understood that but

zappy: How

invisibaby: that's so cool!

invisibaby: mount lady is AWESOME

yaomomo: I agree :)

zappy: but she is so... yeah

zappy: and bakugo isn't really... yeah

zappy: y'know

discount airpods: i definitely don't

uwuraraka: i will have to politely tell you to keep all talking about your relatives far away from todoroki

uwuraraka: please

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11.34 PM, Thursday

hell™

zappy: sup guys and gals and pals

basically spiderman: denki my dude!

zappy: bro...

basically spiderman: bro...

alien queen: ew

zappy: come on mina

zappy: can't you see we're having a Broment

boom boom boom: how the fuck do i bleach my eyes

discount airpods: gonna have to bleach your brain to forget that monstrosity

zappy: guys :(

alien queen: shsjhjdsj

very Speed: Everyone, it is quite late! I suggest you all try to sleep, to avoid being tired in class tomorrow!

zappy: awww iida let us have some fun

zappy: also

zappy: speaking of class

zappy: could anyone let me copy the math assignment?

boom boom boom: do your own fucking homework

zappy: hey that was r00d

Koda Koji: I can help you tomorrow

zappy: thank you thank you thank you

zappy: you are my new favorite person 

basically spiderman: bro... :(

zappy: sorry sero but you're not the one who saved my life just now

very Speed: With all due respect, I do not think copying someone else's homework is a good thing to do, as it doesn't prepare you for exams and such! Although it is very nice of you to offer help, Koda-kun!

Koda Koji: :)

Koda Koji has changed their name to pet all the animals

invisibaby: ooo thats a good name!!

pet all the animals: Thanks :)

shitty hair: but kami the assignment wasn't even that hard tho

zappy: shut up

zappy: i didn't pay attention in class so it makes no sense now

alien queen: iidaaaaaaaa denki isn't doing school correctly!!!!

zappy: why y'all ganging up on me? :( :(

discount airpods: you just wrote y'all, so yeah i think you know why

alien queen: rt

Deku: Hi guys! :D

boom boom boom: and here i thought i was having a decent fucking time

Todoroki Shoto: ever tried being a decent human being?

boom boom boom: DIE

bring me to life: i was summoned

discount airpods: told you so

zappy: welcome to the party y'all

bring me to life: what party?

zappy: life

bring me to life: disgusting

zappy has changed Shoji Mezo's name to wings

zappy has changed Todoroki Shoto's name to icyhot

zappy: they were the only ones with boring names

alien queen: the weak must go

invisibaby: that sounds a bit creepy

alien queen: the weak,,,, must go,,,

12.03 AM, Friday

b to the a to the bakusquad!!!

duck tape: hey

miñata: hey

duck tape: hey

miñata: hey

duck tape: hey

miñata: hey

dank-eyyy: i really hate when you two start something without me :(

duck tape: awww bro don't be sad

duck tape: you're the one who's cheating on us after all

dank-eyyy: sero no

duck tape: ;)

crocs: ???

crocs: explain???

dank-eyyy: there's nothing that needs to be explained here

dank-eyyy: just go to sleep

sir bakugo, king of the Bad swear words: shut the fuck up i'm trying to watch a movie

sir bakugo, king of the Bad swear words: okay who the fuck changed my name again

miñata: guilty as charged

miñata: please don't kill me

sir bakugo, king of the Bad swear words has changed their name to bakugo

bakugo: you better sleep with both eyes open tonight

crocs: okay but kami

crocs: what are they talking about

dank-eyyy: h

duck tape: denki's in looooooove

dank-eyyy: no im not

miñata: you swoon, you sigh, why deny it? uh-oh

dank-eyyy: 1. dont quote disney at a time like this

dank-eyyy: 2. stop bullying me im calling iida

crocs: wait what'd i miss?

duck tape: how can you not be aware of it

duck tape: even jiro noticed

dank-eyyy: what??

miñata: she asked about it earlier lol

crocs: please explain i'm confused

crocs: who do you like?

dank-eyyy:  no one

duck tape: it's shinsou

dank-eyyy: dude fuck off

dank-eyyy: i do NOT like him

dank-eyyy: i just think he's cool

dank-eyyy: and kinda cute

crocs: sounds like you like him

miñata: see even kiri says it and he's the romance expert!

crocs: awww thank you mina

crocs: and seriously dude, it's cool if you like him

duck tape: yeah, no judge bro

dank-eyyy: i don't

dank-eyyy: i mean

dank-eyyy: kinda

dank-eyyy: ugh

miñata: you should tell him!!!!!!!

dank-eyyy: no way!

dank-eyyy: he hates me!

crocs: nah he just gets along well with bakugo dw

dank-eyyy: well i don't even know if he likes guys

miñata: psshh don't be like that basically everyone here is at least a little bit gay

duck tape: are you assuming or do you actually know

miñata: you don't trust my gaydar?

miñata: blocked & reported

duck tape: sorry sorry

bakugo: yeah whatever, eyebags is gay now shut the fuck up

crocs: how do YOU know that?

bakugo: cause he said it?

dank-eyyy: are you actually serious???

bakugo: yeah i overheard him talking to deku and round face

miñata: told ya so

miñata: my gaydar is never wrong

bakugo: no it's just the shitty nerd who keeps attracting gays

duck tape: ...explain?

bakugo: no

miñata: i can't really tell whether you're implying that midoriya has a harem of dudes after him or if you're just calling all his friends gay

crocs: i think its the second one

bakugo: yeah it is why the fuck would deku of all people have a harem

miñata: because

dank-eyyy: guuuuuuuys

dank-eyyy: i thought you were helping me with my love life

duck tape: so now you admit it

dank-eyyy: i mean

dank-eyyy: ya

miñata: this is not a 'ya' situation denks!!!!

miñata: it's time to bring out my matchmaking powers

crocs: not to be rude, but didn't you nearly burn down the school the last time you tried to do that?

miñata: but hagakure-chan and ojiro-kun did get together in the end!

crocs: i think you're missing my point

dank-eyyy: i have to slide with kiri on this one

dank-eyyy: please don't bring out your matchmaking powers

dank-eyyy: i guess i'll just

dank-eyyy: talk to him

dank-eyyy: and stuff

duck tape: oooooo, spicy

miñata: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dank-eyyy: stop

miñata: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

crocs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

duck tape: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4.22 AM, Friday

b to the a to the bakusquad!!!

miñata has changed bakugo's name to Oh Ye Almighty Kacchan

6.19 AM, Friday

b to the a to the bakusquad!!!

Oh Ye Almighty Kacchan: fuck right off a cliff raccoon eyes

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7.11 AM, Friday

hell™

invisibaby: good morning everybody!!

zappy: sup

uwuraraka: morning (─‿‿─)

icyhot: morning? yes

icyhot: good? no

zappy: hotel? trivago

invisibaby: aww todoroki turn that frown upside down!!

uwuraraka: it's fine

uwuraraka: he just isn't a morning person

yaomomo: Good morning to all of you guys :) Let's hope today's going to be a good day <3

invisibaby: awwwww

uwuraraka: momo-chan ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

alien queen: yaomomo i'd die for you

zappy: rt

yaomomo: <3<3

basically spiderman: this is such a great thing to wake up to

basically spiderman: 11/10. would definitely reccommend

zappy: okay but for real guys

zappy: math assignment????

boom boom boom: do your fucking homework dunceface

alien queen: ew bakugo stop killing our vibe

boom boom boom: fuck off

pet all the animals: i'll be in the kitchen in a little while, i'll help you

zappy: yes thank you i love you

4.57 PM, Friday

hell™

alien queen: okay but i have never been so happy to get out of class ever

alien queen: i'm so tired

froppy: why?

alien queen: yknow

alien queen: was up late

alien queen: did some research

uwuraraka: is that like a fancy way of saying you watched porn all night?

alien queen: wyirfgywyyighhgcvivrgiyivyeivg

alien queen: i would love to say yes but no

mindfuck: every time i open up this chat i lose another piece of the little soul i has left

discount airpods: true

uwuraraka: but fr what were you doing all night mina

alien queen: i already told you

alien queen: research

shitty hair: mina no we talked about this

shitty hair: we don't want any casualties

alien queen: YOU CANT SPELL MINA WITHOUT YES BITCH

very Speed: Please don't do anything illegal, or anything that will harm people!

alien queen: sshhh iida it's fine no one will die

icyhot: famous last words

alien queen: i thought this was supposed to be a hate free zone :(

zappy: there's something really weird about knowing todoroki has humor

froppy: yeah it took a while to get used to it

Deku: Guys be nice to him!!

icyhot: yeah i can't help it it's the traumatic experiences of my childhood

mindfuck: honestly? same

shitty hair: is this where we unlock shinsou's tragic backstory?

mindfuck: how about no

very Speed: It's alright Todoroki-kun, bu please remember to talk to someone if you need to! I'm always here for you, and I'm sure that goes for Midoriya as well as many others.

icyhot: thanks 

alien queen: awww iida you're so sweet

very Speed: Thank you very much, Ashido-san!

uwuraraka: this is all very wholesome and all but mina you still haven't answered my question

zappy: she's meddling with things that should never be meddled with

discount airpods: and here i thought you were the one who ate bakugo's food

zappy: JIRO YOU TRAITOR

boom boom boom: the fuck dunceface????? that was you?????

boom boom boom: prepare to die

basically spiderman: SEE I TOLD YOU I WASN'T THE ONE WHO DID IT

froppy: what are you even talking about?

alien queen: once upon a time

alien queen: denki ate bakugo's leftover pizza

alien queen: bakugo thought it was sero who did it so he yelled at him

alien queen: the end

uwuraraka: great story

boom boom boom: that pizza was fucking expensive 

basically spiderman: and fucking disgusting

basically spiderman: it was literally 90% extra spicy pepperoni

boom boom boom: that's not disgusting you're just weak

zappy: oof

invisibaby: yes but actually no pepperoni is gross

wings: that's where you're wrong

alien queen: is peperoni gross or nah?

alien queen: vote now on your phones

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8.29 PM, Friday

hell™

Deku has changed their name to fucked up big time

fucked up big time: guys my life is over

zappy: stop no

zappy: midoriya you can't swear that's illegal

fucked up big time: nothing matters

uwuraraka: okay that's it i'm coming to your room

fucked up big time: it's fine you don't need to!!

uwuraraka: nope. open up the door

basically spiderman: uraraka bossily caring for midoriya is my aesthetic

zappy: true but i'm actually worried what's going on

kung fu panda: yeah who do we need to punch

alien queen has changed fucked up big time's username to precious baby child

alien queen: i'm sorry but it felt unnatural

precious baby child: No, you don't need to punch anyone!

precious baby child: Uraraka gave me a hug and now everything feels a tiny bit better :)

uwuraraka: i do give the best hugs

froppy: rt rt rt rt

discount airpods: i feel kinda bad to interrupt your moment but what the fuck is going on

precious baby child: Well

precious baby child: I might have kinda, sort of... called All Might dad?

icyhot: everyone called me a madman

icyhot: but i was right all along

precious baby child: TODOROKI STOP I DID IT BY MISTAKE

precious baby child: I was gonna thank him after we finished training and it just slipped out

alien queen: bahahahhahahahah midoriya that's awesome 

basically spiderman: lmao yeah

precious baby child: Guys stop it :(

uwuraraka: i mean

uwuraraka: it's not the worst thing that could have happened?

precious baby child: i also completely panicked and ran away before he could reply

zappy: well fuck

alien queen: oh no 

uwuraraka: deku you are a disaster but we love you anyway

icyhot: but this means you've subconsciously admitted it to yourself

precious baby child: Todoroki

icyhot has changed precious baby child's name to son of all might

son of all might: TODOROKI

icyhot: that is my name yes

son of all might: I seriously don't know what to do

mindfuck: just talk to him i'm sure it'll be ok

son of all might: You really think so

mindfuck: sure

mindfuck: just pull a peralta on him and claim you said 'thanks man'

zappy: wait what the fuck you watch b99?

mindfuck: what kind of barbarian do you take me for?

zappy: ok

zappy: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

alien queen: awwww

alien queen: i ship it

zappy: mINA

zappy: fuck off

basically spiderman: well aren't you on the defensive side today denki

son of all might: GUYS ALL MIGHT JUST CALLED ME WHAT SHOULD I DO

uwuraraka: pick up??

kung fu panda: yeah i'm sure he just wants to know why you ran away like that

kung fu panda: shit that did not sound as encouraging as i wanted it to

son of all might: OKAY I'M PICKING UP

uwuraraka: literally left his room five minutes ago and now i'm rushing back

alien queen: someone has to keep an eye on him

alien queen: make sure to hug him again if he needs it

uwuraraka: will do

son of all might: Okay so

son of all might: I didn't pick up

zappy: aww

son of all might: :(

son of all might: I'm scared ok?

uwuraraka: knock knock

uwuraraka: let me in we're going to fix this

basically spiderman: wholesome

alien queen: yup

uwuraraka: okay i'm going to tell iida to come here and help out i'll update you on how we're doing in a while

basically spiderman: good luck

uwuraraka: thank

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* twinkle *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧: i know the conversation moved on a long time ago but i've just got to say this

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* twinkle *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧: brooklyn 99 is magnifique

zappy: hell yeah man!

zappy: come join the squad

mindfuck: i just want to make sure everyone knows i am NOT part of said squad

zappy: cmon man

zappy: we had a bonding moment!

zappy: i cradled you in my arms!

mindfuck: nope

mindfuck: don't remember, didn't happen

zappy: i don't know if i should be sad cause you rejected me or happy cause you finished the quote

alien queen: YOOOO VOLTRON SQUAD

mindfuck: n o