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[Leon🏆] added [Bubblegum Bitch] and [Marnie] to [League Hell]
Leon🏆: big year, huh?
Leon🏆: two new gym leaders! Let's welcome them to the chat
Hot Topic Gay: wait do I have to leave since I'm not a gym leader anymore
Hydration: yes
Leon🏆: no, you can stay
Marnie: uhhh is "hot topic gay" Piers
Hot Topic Gay: yes
Marnie: bro why are you calling yourself that
Hot Topic Gay: if you could tell it was me you already know the answer
Bubblegum Bitch: what is this though
Leon🏆: ah, this is the unofficial pokemon league groupchat
TROGDOR: very unofficial
Babyface Bear: yeah we don't really talk about anything important here
Hydration: there's like, meetings and shit for official stuff
Marnie: ughhh I'm gonna have to go to meetings??
Marnie: Piers you didn't tell me I'd have to go to meetings
Hot Topic Gay: well it's too late to do anything now
Hot Topic Gay: if you don't like it find someone else to pawn the job off to
Bubblegum Bitch: that's an option???
Hydration: it's what Opal did to you, right?
Bubblegum Bitch: I guess so… she's ancient, though, she had the right to retire
Opal: Excuse me?
Bubblegum Bitch: I
Bubblegum Bitch: I didn't know you knew how to use a smartphone
Opal: You just keep digging your hole deeper, child
Bubblegum Bitch: I am not a child
Opal: Yes, you are.
Bubblegum Bitch: ok boomer
Opal: …
TROGDOR: lol she went offline
Hydration: shes on her way to go beat Bede to death with her cane
Bubblegum Bitch: probably
Marnie: so
Marnie: just out of curiosity
Marnie: are there any like, big secrets that we get to be privy to now that we're gym leaders
Leon🏆: uhhh
Leon🏆: sorta? at least one
TROGDOR: yeah Leon and I are dating
Marnie: that's...not a secret
Bubblegum Bitch: I fuckin knew that already
Leon🏆: you did???
TROGDOR: really?
TROGDOR: we try to be subtle about it
Hydration: you're not, though, we've told you this many times
Hydration: just because you aren't making out in public doesn't mean you're subtle
Leon🏆: what do you mean by that??
Flaming Heart: Two days ago, Raihan posted a picture online of you two. Maybe you should go look at that if you want to know what we mean.
TROGDOR: what was wrong with it?
Cold As Ice: Leon is literally sitting in your lap in that picture Raihan
TROGDOR: …
TROGDOR: so he was
Cold As Ice: it's not a bad photo or anything but that obviously goes a little further than just guys being dudes
Leon🏆: okay, maybe subtlety isn't our strong suit
Hot Topic Gay: that feels like an understatement, really
Babyface Bear: honestly, guys, I don't know why you feel the need to hide it anyways
Babyface Bear: no one's gonna judge you
Bubblegum Bitch: yeah everyone already knows you two are, y'know
Bubblegum Bitch: "having a champion time" together on a regular basis
Leon🏆: how dare you turn my catchphrase into a euphemism
TROGDOR: it always kinda sounded like one
Hydration: I just thought it sounded dumb
Leon🏆: … I came up with it when I was like 10 gimme a break
Cold As Ice: I just noticed Allister hasn't said a word all day!
Cold As Ice: @Sp00ky why don't you come say hi to the new gym leaders?
Sp00ky: ….
Sp00ky: ...hhhh….
Marnie: uhhh
Marnie: hi?
Leon🏆: he's just shy, he'll warm up to you eventually
Bubblegum Bitch: he's not going to murder us right
Leon🏆: I'm like 99% sure Allister isn't a murderer
Sp00ky: ...things arent always as they seem…
Leon🏆: Oh