Work Text:
Restart successful
Beginning system scan...
Target recognition systems: online
Bio-mechanical control systems: online
Remaining power: 21%
ACS: online
SAI system: rebooting
Diagnostics system: online
Master guidance system: online
Optical drive: online
Master locomotion control system: online
Sub-control system 1: online
Sub-control system 2: online
Sub-control systems 3~47: processing
processing…
processing…
Sub-control systems 3~46: online
Sub-control system 47: fatal error
SAI system: 0.02% efficiency
Master power dampener: error
Master logic drive: online
Quirk suppression system: &^4875*@&er#@&&$#)!or
Self-destruct system: on&489l*34r5i&^4ne
SAI system: 25% efficiency
Multiple errors detected. Diagnostics check commencing
10%...
20%...
35%...
66%...
700%...
8.1%...
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Diagnostics system error!
Initiating fail-safe routines
Fail-safe 1 error
Fail-safe 1 error
Fail-safe 2 error
Fail-safe 3 fatal error
Fail-safe 4 ~e*&47eereer454#&^&R%or
SAI system: 95% efficiency
Initiating self-destruct
Initiating self-destruct
Self-destruct sequence aborted
Initiating sel08&4397~@#f-dES*&#r
Self-destruct protocols overridden
Initiating quirk-suppression systems
Quirk-suppression protocols overridden
System reboot sequence initiated
Syste%#@mmmmmmmm reboo
External power loss detected
System reboot aborted
Switching to redundant systems
Warning! Damage!
Cranium durability: 95.96%
Local exo-gel durability: 20%
Warning! Extreme external temperatures detected
Exo-gel depleted
Regenerative protocols activated
Cranium shell durability: 99.99%
Exo-gel durability: 100%
External threat suspected
External threat confirmed
Defense systems: online
Multiple targets detected
Multiple quirk threats detected
SAI systems: ERR
All systems green.
Diagnostics complete
Activating SNP Model 0
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Enough is enough.