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You know Emily and Serena and Jocelyn and Nigel
Nate and Doug and Lily and Stephen
But do you recall
The most famous assistant of all?
Andrea the Doe-Eyed assistant
Had very awkward clothes
And if you ever saw them
You would even say it shows
All of the other assistants
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Andy
Have any designer's brand names
Then one hectic Runway day
Miranda came to say
"Andrea, with your eyes so bright
Won't you bring The Book tonight?"
Then how the assistants loved her
As they shouted out with glee
"Andy the Doe Eyed Assistant
You've tamed the dragon lady"
Andy the Doe-eyed assistant
Had very awkward clothes
And if you ever saw them
You would even say it shows
All of the other assistants
Used to laugh and call her names
They never let poor Andy
Have any designer's brand names
Then one hectic Runway day
Miranda came to say
"Andrea, with your eyes so bright
Won't you bring The Book tonight?"
Then how the assistants loved her
As they shouted out with glee
"Andy the Doe eyed assistant
You've tamed the dragon lady"