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    Varric Tethras is a good man, even if he's a really, really dumb one. The story of one Varricmancing Hawke who waits for 14 years for her best friend to get his head out of his ass and ask her on a date, told in one-shots and drabbles as they come to me.

    Rating for future sexual content and may be bumped up to explicit.


    "You aren't saving yourself for who?"

    The voice from behind her makes her blood run cold and she freezes, hand clenching the tankard of ale so tightly her knuckles turn red. She is sure her eyes are nearly popping out of her head as they met Fenris' across from her, silently pleading for help. It isn't Fenris who comes to her rescue, however, as Merrill squeaks out from beside her, "Sebastian!"

    Right. Perfect.

    "Choir Boy?" Varric laughs as he pulls out the chair beside her and sits between her and Merrill. "Oh, this I've got to hear."

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