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Last time on Fugo’s Rolly dolly stupid adventures
“Where’s Fugo? We need to talk.” The tall man exclaimed. Bruno walked up to the man and asked “Who are you? And what do you need with my associate?” “The name’s Risotto, owner of l’esecuzione from Milano. You’re member has made quite some trouble with one of mine. We’re here to make it even.” Bruno looked angrier but his voice stayed calm. “First of all, there will be no fighting in my restaurant. Second of all, I am fully aware of what your friend did to our female coworker. So I will request you to leave our establishment before I call the police.” All the workers came out to view what was going on, including Fugo. “There he is!” said the pissed off guy with blue hair. He dashed towards Fugo and drop kicked him in the face. He fell down to the ground, his face in his hands as he groaned in pain. “Melone got beat by this guy? He’s a pushover! I don’t get it!!” He started angrily kicking Fugo in the stomach before being punched in the cheek by Mista.
“That’s far enough fucker!” Mista shouted as he began defending Fugo from the enraged man. Fugo was in pain on the ground, he felt a strong pain in his side, most likely a kidney shot.
Another man with gray hair started laughing at Fugo “God what a fucking pussy you are hahaha!” Narancia got angry too “Don’t talk shit fucker!” He charged at him and threw him on the ground. A blond man looked at the chaos erupting around him, “Well if we’re going to war…” he said as he gave a swift knuckle punch to Giorno’s shoulder.
Bruno shouted to everyone to stop. “Jesus christ can you all calm down for a moment. I’m sure we can resolve this like regular people if we just talk this out.” The blue haired man spoke up again “God you’re so goddamn passive were you raised by a deadbeat dad or something?” If the nothing had broken through Bruno, this was the one to do it. “Ok fuck it” Bruno ran over and kicked him in the shins. An all out battle started which lasted approximately 20 minutes. Everyone was bruised and L’esecuzione ran out. In this battle noone was spared, Bruno has a black eye. Mista and Giorno have bruises on their arms and legs. And with Fugo having been on the ground some of the members resorted to still kicking him in the stomach or back. Trish was black and blue all over her left leg. Narancia came out relatively fine and tried to take care of the group.
“We may have won the battle, but not yet the war.” Narancia said in his best veteran old man voice he could do. “Nah, they won’t be back. After all, they were only here to get even. So I think we’re good.” Giorno replied. Afterwards Bruno gave everyone permission to leave early that day to get some shuteye.