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"Seriously man, you couldn't think of even one kinky thing?" Morgan asked incredulously. Emily grinned at the shade of crimson Reid's face took on.
"No! I was so surprised by her question that my mind went blank!"
"That's a first," she replied with a smile. "By the way Morgan, you should have seen the look on his face! It was priceless!"
"I'll bet it was. We've got to get you out more. What I want to know is how you know everything about anything but you couldn't think of one fetish or kinky sex thing."
"What I want to know," Hotch interjected from across the plane, "is what the attraction is with Reid and sex workers?"