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Snowy: CODE YELLOW CODE YELLOW
Snowy: ALERT ALL WELLIES AND FALCONERS
Snowy: CODE YELLOWWWWWWWWW
Dex: wtf is a code yellow
Tater: is when teammate is going on date!!
Snowy: JACK IS LEAVING HIS APARTMENT DRESSED NICELY
Snowy: wE ALL KNOW ZIMMBONI
Snowy: HE DRESSES LIKE HE’S GOING TO ROB A BURGER KING ON A REGULAR BASIS
Snowy: ERGO: CODE FUCKING YELLOW
Nursey: bitty’s locked himself in the bathroom for the past hour so yeah ur probably right
Snowy: yOU JUST DIDN’T THINK TO MENTION THIS???
Nursey: no?? it’s a p regular occurrence??
Chowder: it’s actually not but it was when bitty was dating his way through the rest of the samwell men’s sports teams
Snowy: CODE FUCKING YELLOW
Nursey: u can stop we get it
Snowy: nURSE THIS IS BIG AND WE NEED TO BE PRESENT TO GAIN AMMO FOR EMBARRASSING STORIES TO TELL AT THEIR WEDDING
Tater: ^ is ritual for falconers
Tango: but bitty might murder us???
Dex: i don’t fear death
Snowy: *applauds* follow ur heroic leader
Lardo has been added to this chat.
Lardo: sup my dudes
Dex: lardo help us jack and bitty are going on their first official date what do we do
Lardo: be inconspicuous!!
Tango: do u mean like dress up as waiters or something? or like potted plants?
Nursey: dress up as one (1) singular weed
Dex: lmao pot-ted
Chowder: *rolls eyes*
Tango: really??
Chowder: no do not do that please
Chowder: potted plants are NOT good disguises
Tater: maybe lardo fits behind potted plant? rest of us, no.
Snowy: ^^ especially not u potato
Lardo: k so does anyone know where they’re going
Nursey: probably dinner
Nursey: dressing nicely so not a movie or anything lowkey
Lardo: so we gotta be careful not to fuck it up
Lardo: collect stories for their wedding without actually interfering
Lardo: each of us who can attend will be posted in a different location to collect ammo for chirping, make sure to tell the gc if u hear anything good