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The StrangeSquad’s Minecraft server
> Cellophane has Joined the game
> Tentacole has joined the game
> Pinky has joined the game
> Tailman has joined the game
>Cellophane: aww yis
>Pinky: We’re vibing in the flower field biome today boys!!
>Pinky: Shoji where are you going
>Tentacole: doing what you said
>Tentacole: Vibing
>Tailman: I’m vibing with Shoji
>Tentacole: we’re vibing with the bees
>Tailman: wait can’t you collect their honey??
>Tentacole: yeah I think so,,
>Tentacole: you’re gonna need a bottle though
>Cellophane: dw bro I got you, we got bottles in the bonus chest
>Tailman: cool!!
>Tailman was swarmed by bees
>Tailman: you really just played me like that
>Tentacole: oh
>Tentacole: I didn’t know the bees got aggressive
>Pinky: Ojiro said YOINK and then died
>Cellophane: F
>Tailman: shut it sero
>Cellophane: cmon man I’m just paying my respects
>Tailman: if you kill somebody do you go to their funeral???
>Cellophane:,,,
>Tailman: didn’t think so
>Pinky: He really just
>Cellophane hit the ground too hard
>Cellophane: HE FUCKIG
>Cellophane: PUSHED ME
>Tailman: not a push!! A nudge
>Cellophane: oi Shoji could you turn on Keep Inventory?? If it’s gonna be like this I don’t wanna lose my stuff
>Tentacole: uh
>Tentacole: sure???
>Tentacole: but like,, how
>Cellophane: bro how do you not know
>Tentacole: I’m not all that tech savvy
>Cellophane: you’ll find the button for it eventually
>Tentacole: what???? What button??? Where’s the button?????
>Pinky: Sero. If you want Keep Inventory on so desperately why don’t you stop harassing Shoji and do it yourself
>Cellophane: Mina. He made the server
>Cellophane: Shoji is admin. We are not
>Tentacole: so y’all just put me
>Tentacole: In charge of an entire server???? Why???
>Cellophane: because you’re the only one in our group that has patience
>Tentacole: oh
>Tentacole: neat. But where is the keep inventory button
Cellophane: you created the server on your own
>Cellophane: you can find it
>Tentacole: That’s because the option to create the server was clearly visible
>Tailman: Sero for Christ’s sake he does cardio like 2 days a week and put salt in Mr. Aizawa’s coffee by accident just tell him we’re the fucking button is
>Cellophane: what does Shoji doing cardio have to do with not being good with electronics and the Keep Inventory button???
>Tailman: because he doesn’t have time for working technology dipshit
>Tentacole: wait you
>Tentacole: know about that??
>Pinky: hunny we watched you pour it
>Tentacole: not the coffee thing. I know y’all watched that go down and I’m lucky I’m not dead right now
>Tentacole: But I didn’t think any of y’all had the energy to get up at five thirty in the morning and watch me do cardio
>Tailman: Tokoyami told us about it
>Tentacole: that’s fair
>Cellophane: We’re forgetting something
>Tentacole: because I still haven’t been told the whereabouts of the keep inventory button
>Pinky: it’s in settings hun
>Pinky: scroll all the way down and you’ll see a little switch
>Tentacole: mkay
>Tentacole: done
>Cellophane: THANK THE HEAVENS
>Cellophane was slain by Tailman