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Lily Potter to Reason Harry is Blind: hey love when are you and harry gonna be home? x
James Potter to MILF: um i dont have harry….
Lily Potter: you know that joke isn’t funny anymore lol
James Potter: oh yeh hahaha jk hes here with me. being super cute. be home soon!
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James Potter to The Godfathers: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE HARRY???
James Potter: LILY THINKS I HAVE HIM BUT I DEFINITELY DO NOT
Sirius Black: lol u lost the baby?
James Potter: HE IS NOT LOST HE IS TEMPORARILY IN A LOCATION THAT I DO NOT KNOW
Remus Lupin: He’s not with me. I’m on campus all day.
Peter Pettigrew: ya i dont hav him 2
Sirius Black: lol peter u arent allowed to be alone with him and u know that
James Potter: WHERE IS HE?!?!?!
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Sirius Black to Wife-In-Law: lol he totally fell for it hes freaking out
Lily Potter to Can’t Change a Nappy: good
Lily Potter: it’s what he gets for making me deal with Harry both times he woke up last night
Sirius Black: u know… sometimes i forget how scary u r
Lily Potter: 0:)
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Lily Potter to Reason Harry is Blind: get home soon! harry and i miss you ;)
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James Potter to MILF: YOU HAD HIM THIS WHOLE TIME?!
James Potter: I AM HALFWAY TO MY PARENTS HOUSE RN BECAUSE I THOUGHT MUM MIGHT HAVE KIDNAPPED HIM
Lily Potter: well while you head back, you can think about why it is wrong to make your wife aka the mother of your child AKA THE ONE WHOSE BODY HE LIVED IN FOR 9 MONTHS get up both times your son needs attention throughout the night
James Potter: …
James Potter: … i thought he was hungry both times?
Lily Potter: you and both know his hungry cry and his shit my nappy cry by now
James Potter: fair
James Potter: im very sorry my beautiful wife/mother of my child. i was weak last night. it will not happen again.
Lily Potter: good. now hurry up. harry has just gone to sleep and im in a forgiving mood ;)
James Potter: :D
