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JoJo knew the car ride would be boring as hell to get to Switzerland, but he was surprised to see Lisa Lisa and Messina fall asleep.
He smirked and turned right the way around in the passenger seat, snickering and trying to get Caesar’s attention, pointing back at them with his thumb. He pursed his lips, annoyed to see the other man was too focused on the road to give him the time of day.
Not wanting to wake the old farts in the back, he silently jabbed at Caesar’s shoulder. The blonde narrowed his eyes, hardly giving him a glance in response. JoJo pouted slightly, then came closer, shifting from poking at him, to sneakily rubbing his shoulder, which made Caesar’s eyebrows soften for a moment, then look back in paranoia.
He wasn’t ashamed to show affection, but it would get some curious looks to be so out of nowhere, and gentle, for JoJo’s usual roughness with him. He relaxed further, allowing the contact when JoJo wrapped his arm around his broad shoulder and leaned in to rest his head on him.
Caesar chuckled softly, taking one hand off the wheel to pat the other man on the head.
JoJo was saying something, but with the wind blowing all around them, Caesar couldn’t hear him. He shivered a little when JoJo’s voice was in his ear.
“This is nice.” The blonde raised an eyebrow, and JoJo added, “Maybe if we weren’t chasing down that stupid stone.”
JoJo was content in being so close, and enjoying his company, at least for a little while.
His free hand wandered onto Caesar’s thigh, and the Italian didn’t pay much attention to it, until there was a squeeze on his upper thigh that made him sigh.
He snapped his head over to JoJo, flushing brightly. He nodded back towards the ever asleep pair in the back, as if to say, “Are you crazy?”
JoJo, actually able to move around, whispered to him, “You look really stressed out. We’ve been so busy, I didn’t have time to help you.”
Caesar pursed his lips and hoped his voice was low enough. “It’s okay. I’m fine.”
The brunette’s breath in his ear, and his tongue lightly brushing his earlobe as he spoke made him tense up on the steering wheel. “My arm is blocking the view. You can’t see up here at all. They’re asleep anyways.”
It was hard not to be dragged into thinking it could actually work. They’d be caught, it was too obvious. “...JoJo, it’s too risky.”
He huffed out a breath, barely holding himself back from taking a bite of his earlobe. “You worry too much.”
“I worry a perfect amount. I have to, around you.”
He let it go for a moment, then resumed stroking higher and higher up his jeans, chuckling when he managed to get a grunt out of Caesar, who bit it behind his lip. “...Can I convince you, Caesarino?~”
“No. It’s disrespectful, you idiot.”
Caught in his confusion, JoJo raised his voice above a whisper. “To who?”
They both looked back, bracing for their displeased teachers, but sighed in relief to see they were still asleep.
Caesar furrowed his brow, and shoved JoJo off of him. “Does that answer your stupid question? It can wait, I promise.”
“You’re no fun. I thought you were a slut?”
He laughed through his nose. “...Only in private.” His heart stopped for a beat, hearing stirring around in the back seat. To keep their cover, he added snootily, “And especially not with a cazzo like you .”
“Psh, you wish.” JoJo slumped against his side of the car, quietly bothered to leave Caesar’s comforting body. “I’m not into dudes, you weirdo.”
Caesar’s poker face cracked and he smirked. Biggest lie you’ve ever told.
Caesar stood with Lisa Lisa while JoJo went on chattering with Stroheim about God knows what. She handed Caesar his room key and lowered her glasses to give him an expressionless face. “Now, have your fun with JoJo.” A smirk crept on the corners of her lips. “ In private .”
The blonde was left with his mouth open and cheeks flushing as she left.