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2020-02-23
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2020-02-25
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the new diaries

Summary:

Inside the mysterious Oletus Manor, bad things will happen if you don't write on your diary everyday. That's why the Host of the game has given its participants an alternative... which they are having a hard time figuring out how to use.

(or, the very annoying chat fic every fandom deserves)

Notes:

hi i worked surprisingly hard on this and had a LOT of fun so i decided to post it! i hope you like it :)
i tried to write the messages in that messy order you get when you're in a big group chat with your friends and everybody's talking at the same time, but if that's too confusing please let me know and i'll change that. thanks!!

Chapter 1: Survivors group.

Chapter Text

Patricia created a new group chat: “New Group”.

Patricia added Emma Woods and 23 others.

Demi Bourbon changed the group name to “Survivors”.

Lucky changed the group name to “SURVIVORS”.

Patricia changed the group name so “Survivors group.”.

 

Demi Bourbon: This should be it.

Patricia: All set? Is everyone here?

Emma Woods: I’m here!

Lucky: Here!

Magician: Here

Murro: I am here

Eli Clark: Yes

Mercenary: Yes

Mikey: Wow this looks so fun!!!

Margaretha: lol i really dig this

Emily Dyer: I’m here as well.

Norton: What does lol mean?

Demi Bourbon: hell yeah!!

Victor: Hello, I’m confirming that I have been added to the group. -Victor

Margaretha: @Norton lol means laughing out loud

Pierson: Yes

Jose Baden: Also here

Vera N.: Here and not interested

Norton: I see. Where are you digging?

Emma Woods: Isn’t this so exciting? I actually think it’s better than writing boring diaries!

Mercenary: idk I actually find it quite suspicious

Tracy: I am fascinated

Margaretha: “digging”, Norton… means i like it

Patricia: Guys please slow down. My device is on the brink of exploding. It vibrates every time one of you says something!

Pierson: So what do we do with this?

Norton: What does “idk” mean?

Patricia: Apparently talking here everyday will be used as an alternative to our diaries. The device we were given will beep and light up whenever someone starts a conversation. We can talk in a big group, create smaller groups or talk privately.

Demi Bourbon: idk means I don’t know

Murro: I clicked a different icon and was directed to a list of recommendations for me. It seems the Phone strongly advises me to help some birds.

Eli Clark: Oh no! What happened to the birds?

Murro: They are angry.

Eli Clark: Why are they angry?

Murro: I don’t know.

 

Murro has shared a link: Angry Birds 2 — Best bird game!

 

Pierson: It’s a game

Norton: Another game?!

Tracy: Fascinating. Did anybody get a spare phone

Freddy Riley: Help

Vera N.: No

Freddy Riley: I meant to type “hello”.

Victor: Dear Ms. Reznik, To answer your question, we each got one “phone”. -Victor

Patricia: Why do you need a second device??

Tracy: I want to open the phone and see how it’s built

Emma Woods: You can take pictures with this!!!!!!!!!

Margaretha: joseph is quaking

Jose Baden: It seems you can do much more than just talk with this device.

Vera N.: Is Joseph okay?

 

Mercenary sent an image

 

Mercenary: Look who’s at my window

Eli Clark: Give me back my owl!

Margaretha: OMG

Norton: What does OMG mean?

Tracy: Do you think I can convince Helena to give me her phone?

Emily Dyer: Tracy, that’s mean.

Tracy: But how will she talk to us if she can’t see the keyboard?

 

Helena Addams started a voice call.

 

Tracy: Alright, a point has been proven

 

Emily Dyer has joined your voice call.

Tracy has joined your voice call.

Vera N. has joined your voice call.

Margaretha has joined your voice call.

Demi Bourbon has joined your voice call.

Patricia has joined your voice call.

Mikey has joined your voice call.

 

Ended voice call. (5:46)

 

Emily Dyer: At least this is proof that I’m really talking to you guys.

Fiona Gilman: Hi

Vera N.: I like the voice calls better than the written messages

Patricia: Well who did you think you were talking to?

Tracy: Maybe we’re being watched. There’s a front camera facing us right above the screen

Emily Dyer: So that’s what the black dot is?

Margaretha: yikes

Demi Bourbon: Like a peeper

Emma Woods: Hi Fiona!!

Fiona Gilman: So we’re supposed to talk here instead of writing in our diaries?

Tracy: Yes

Eli Clark: Personally I like it. It feels like it’ll bring us all together.

Vera N.: Is nobody going to talk about the fact that we’re being watched?

Mikey: Maybe even Aesop will start talking to us now!

 

Aesop Carl has left the chat.

 

Emma Woods: Where’s everyone else?

Patricia: Guys please confirm that you’re here.

Jose Baden: I will go ask the others to say hello!

 

Patricia added Aesop Carl to the chat.

 

Aesop Carl: Stop

Martha (Coordinator): Hey, took me a while to set this up.

Mercenary: Hi Martha!

Kurt Frank: Hello everyone. I’m here

WILLIAM: Hey!

Kevin: Hello!

Martha (Coordinator): Hi Naib.

Emma Woods: Is that everyone?

Kurt Frank: While you were sending messages in this chat, I was busy exploring the remaining features of the phone

Martha (Coordinator): We could use this to discuss our strategies against the hunters!

Kurt Frank: For example, you are able to look up any question you want, and it will give you a correct answer!

Demi Bourbon: We already do enough discussing in the lobby, let’s use it for gossip instead

Kurt Frank: I just looked up “who wrote Gulliver’s Travels” and it said Jonathan Swift. Correct! Try it yourselves!

Vera N.: How to counter Bloody Queen?

Kevin: How to get girl?

Eli Clark: Pet bird takes ages to come home?

Kurt Frank: No

Demi Bourbon: How to party when you’re confined inside a manor and frequently forced to take part in a game of life and death against actual monsters?

Kevin: How to make some wamen like me?

Martha (Coordinator): How to have more than one shot at hunter

Mercenary: Am I gay or just angry?

Emma Woods: Did dad get my flower crown I sent yesterday?

Kurt Frank: No, it doesn’t work if you send it here

WILLIAM: Look what I found!!!!

WILLIAM: 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂☺😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤓😎😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁

Emma Woods: OMG!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU DO IT?????????

WILLIAM: You need to click “Emoji”

Emma Woods: Emoji

Emma Woods: Emoji

Emma Woods: Emoji

Emma Woods: 🌺🌻🌼🌸🍄🌞🐚🐁🐾🐿🌵🕊

Margaretha: You did it girl!!!

Emma Woods: I REALLY LOVE IT!!!!! 😂🌸

Eli Clark: I found the thing Kurt was talking about. It’s quite useful

Kevin: Eli can you ask it “how to make girls like me”

Fiona Gilman: We all like you Kevin! 🙂

Kevin: Will you go on a date with me?

Fiona Gilman: No sorry Kevin

Kurt Frank: I told you you would like it! 😄📚 One step closer to KNOWLEDGE!

Eli Clark: Kevin just click “Google”

Mikey: Guys? Tracy’s over here 🔧🤖 trying to break her phone 📱 so she can see 👀👁 what’s inside

Patricia: Tracy, stop that

 

Tracy has left the chat.

 

Martha (Coordinator): TRACY NO