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Colajunkie has started an Eviechat session with sm1rn0ff and matt123456
Colajunkie: So...what do you guys want to talk about?
matt123456: Strix Strumajen did nothing wrong
sm1rn0ff: OH YES SHE FUCKING DID
matt123456: No she didn’t
sm1rn0ff: then why the fuck is lutta dead???
Colajunkie: What the fuck is a Strix Strumajen?
sm1rn0ff: some ASSHOLE from guardians of ga’hoole who killed the best girl
matt123456: She didn’t do anything wrong because Lutta pretended to be her daughter so of course she would be upset
N0R2K1 joined the Eviechat session
N0R2K1: good mornin yall
sm1rn0ff: EDD WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET TORD IN
Colajunkie: He’s an important part of our lives.
sm1rn0ff: HE GAVE YOU A BOWL OF PISS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY
Colajunkie: For CHRISTMAS.
sm1rn0ff: ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS SITUATION WORSE???
matt123456: Anyway back on topic Strix Strumajen did nothing wrong
N0R2K1: strix strumajen is a communist
sm1rn0ff: THAT MAKES ZERO SENSE??? OWLS DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT COMMUNISM IS
N0R2K1: she also started the pure ones and st aggies
sm1rn0ff: WH???? WHY WOULD SHE START THE PURE ONES IF SHE WAS A SPOTTED OWL
N0R2K1: she was self-racist tom
Colajunkie: I have literally only seen the movie…
N0R2K1: also the pure ones were all communists fight me
sm1rn0ff: this is why i hate you tord
N0R2K1: aww...i hate u too bae
sm1rn0ff: ??????????????????????????? IM SCARED????????????
matt123456: You guys are dating?
Colajunkie ended the Eviechat session