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Smarter Than You
@SherlockHolmes
TWEETS 0 | FOLLOWERS 0 | FOLLOWING 0
Genius, consulting detective, and violin player. Hobbies include noticing your every flaw, solving murders, solving other crimes, murder, violin, solving murders, and generally showing off. (In that order)
London · thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
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Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Mrs. Hudson is offering me a flat, but one of her conditions is that I find a flatmate, which is very rude, honestly I am 21 years old I don't need help not making friends. But I still need a flat, so if anyone's willing to move in with an annoying genius....
27 Retweets | 79 Likes
Sally @sallydonovan
Found your twitter freak
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @sallydonovanYes, thank you Sally. Go fuck your boyfriend or something.
Mike Check @mikestamford
YO I FOUND ONE!!!!!
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Dr Long John
@John_H_Watson
Tweets 143 | Followers 37 | Following 8
Doctor recently out of medical school.
London
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Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
I just recently finished medical school and was in need of a flat, so @mikestamford helped me out. However, this new flatmate of mine is very odd. He knows practically my entire life story and I only know his name. Plus he's arrogant and rude and doesn't have basic social etiquette
37 Retweets | 121 Likes
Mike Check @mikestamford
Yeah hes like that
NSY DI @glestrade
This sounds eerily like another arrogant genius I know.... @SherlockHolmes
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @glestradeYes hello I have awakened
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Oh come now John you're being unfair. You also know that I play the violin when I'm thinking and that sometimes I don't speak for days on end. That's not nothing.
Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
Replying to @SherlockHolmesIt is nothing when you remember that you know all about my sister's drinking habits.
harry not harriet @gaysiss
Replying to @John_H_WatsonWell I guess we're just telling everyone then arent we
Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
Replying to @gaysissOh please, you've already announced it to the world on your own twitter. Several times.
harry not harriet @gaysiss
Replying to @John_H_WatsonLmao how true
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NSY DI @glestrade
Hey @SherlockHolmes I got a case for you
67 Retweets | 11 Likes
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Explain please
NSY DI @glestrade
Replying to @SherlockHolmesWell we got murder, murder, and murder, except they look like suicides and we're confused, send help
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @glestradeI'LL BE THERE JUST WAIT A SEC
NSY DI @glestrade
Replying to @SherlockHolmesGreat thanks
Sally @sallydonovan
No Greg please
NSY DI @glestrade
Replying to @sallydonovanHe is literally the only one who can figure this out unless you have a better idea?
Sally @sallydonovan
Replying @glestrade...Fine but this is illegal and your gonna get fired mark my words
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Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
HEY JOHN @John_H_Watson STOP LOOKING AT PORN AND LISTEN TO ME
123 Retweets | 101 Likes
Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
ONE, IM NOT LOOKING AT PORN AND TWO, WHAT?????
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @John_H_WatsonYES YOU ARE I CAN FUCKING SEE IT ALSO YOURE A DOCTOR YEAH?
Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
Replying to @SherlockHolmesYES???
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @John_H_WatsonWANNA TO SEE SOME DEAD BODIES
Dr Long John @John_H_Watson
Replying to @SherlockHolmesYES
Smarter Than You @SherlockHolmes
Replying to @John_H_WatsonEXCELLENT COME ALONG AND DONT FORGET YOUR COAT
Zer0 @abiggernumberthanyou
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