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Sagawara Koushi created Karasuno Volleyball Club
Sagawara Koushi added Sawamura Daichi, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, and 9 others
Sagawara Koushi: Hello everybody~!
Sagawara Koushi: This is our “official” group chat so we can all stay in touch in regards to practices and stuff for the club!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Why do you gotta make this so boring?
Sagawara Koushi: ...?
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Like this!
Tanaka Ryuunosuke changed Sawamura Daichi’s name to The Captain
Takaka Ryuunosuke changed Sugawara Koushi’s name to Second in Command
Nishinoya Yuu: Oh! I see I see!!!!!!!!!!
Nishinoya Yuu changed his name to Rolling Thunder
Rolling Thunder changed Azumane Asahi’s name to Bean Pole
Bean Pole: Now wait a second...
Rolling Thunder: Fineeeeeeeeeeee
Rolling Thunder changed Bean Pole’s name to Magnificent Ace
Magnificent Ace: ....... fine
Hinata Shouyou: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolling Thunder: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Captain: No.
Second in Command: Yes.
Second in Command changed Hinata Shouyou’s name to Sunshine
Sunshine: :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Captain: Okay. Yeah. That’s true. I’ll allow it.
Rolling Thunder: Brave of you to think that you’re in charge
The Captain: Tanaka was the one who named me The Captain. That’s your fault.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: ... yeah I guess not one of my prouder moments...
Rolling Thunder: Hey! How’s that my fault?
The Captain: You didn’t control him.
Tanaka Ryuunosuke: No one controls me!!!!
The Captain: ... I can make you run laps tomorrow instead of practice.
Sunshine: oooooooh~ someone’s in troooouuuubleeee~
The Captain: ...
Sunshine: Eep!
Kageyama Tobio: What the hell
Rolling Thunder: !!!!!!!
Rolling Thunder changed Kageyama Tobio’s name to Grumpy-chan
Grumpy-chan: What?
Grumpy-chan: Wait
Grumpy-chan: No
Second in Command: Aww~ it fits
Grumpy-chan: No
Grumpy-chan: How do I change it?
Rolling Thunder: You don’t! :D
Rolling Thunder changed Kinoshita Hisashi’s name to Cheer Captain
Rolling Thunder changed Yamaguchi Tadashi’s name to Freckles
Rolling Thunder changed Narita Kazuhito’s name to The Unmovable Force
Freckles: Hey uh why?? Are you making fun of me???
Rolling Thunder: No??????? I think your freckles are cute!!!!!!!!!!!
Freckles: ............. oh
Tsukishima Kei: Thanks. You broke him.
Rolling Thunder: Oh hush
Cheer Captain: You know what? I ain’t even mad
Rolling Thunder changed Ennoshita Chikara’s name to Sleepy-chan
Sleepy-chan: Question: Why
Rolling Thunder: Answer: because you always look tired
Sleepy-chan: I am tired. I have to deal with you
Rolling Thunder: Ouch
The Unmovable Force: hahahahahahahaha
Cheer Captain changed Tanaka Ryuunosuke’s name to Baldy
Baldy: Hey!
Cheer Captain: It’s TRUE
Baldy: Doesn’t mean you have to say it!
Rolling Thunder: Guys we need a name for Kiyoko-chan
Rolling Thunder: Something that just really fits her personality
Baldy: Goddess?
Shimizu Kiyoko: No need to be so extra.
Rolling Thunder: I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolling Thunder changed Shimizu Kiyoko’s name to The Deity
The Deity: ..... I suppose I’ll allow it.
Tsukishima Kei: Why? This just makes everything more confusing.
Rolling Thunder changed Tsukishima Kei’s name to Spoil Sport
The Captain: Now, now. Be nice.
Rolling Thunder: Tell me I’m wrong
Rolling Thunder: Say it
Second in Command: I mean...
Sunshine: Yeah it’s true
Spoil Sport: Hinata should have been named The Annoyance
The Captain: No.
Rolling Thunder: My precious kouhai is nothing but sunshine
Sunshine changed Spoil Sport’s name to Devil Incarnate
Baldy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Devil Incarnate: ...
Sunshine: It’s funny because it’s true!
Sunshine: Aww~ Thanks Noya-sempai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Sunshine: <3
Rolling Thunder: <3
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The Gays
The Gay: So anyone wanna bet on some of the first years???????
I Have Standards: ???
The Gay: If they’re LGBT+!
I Have Standards: We are not betting on children.
[lesbian intensifies]: We can guess though? Just a little fun.
I Have Standards: Kiyoko-chan!!!
Bi Boy: Oh~ three exclamation points someone hit a nerve
No: Sigh
Bi Boy: Did you just type out sigh???? Hahahahahahaha
No: Yes
Bi Boy: There’s what four first years?
Bi Boy: At least one of them
No: What’s hilarious is all the third years on the team are LGBT+
[lesbian intensifies]: username
Bi Boy: lol
Bi Boy: Wait
Bi Boy: Am I the only second year??????????
I Have Standards: How unfortunate
Bi Boy: That sucks D:
Bi Boy: Why is your class so gay????????
The Gay: Because we cool like that B-)
Bi Boy: ...
Bi Boy: Did you
Bi Boy: Just
Bi Boy: Give your sunglasses smiley a nose?
The Gay: Yeah because B) looks weird
No: I don’t know how I feel about this
Bi Boy: Same
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Karasuno Volleyball Club
The Captain changed the group name to The Mistake
Second in Command: What???? Why??????
The Captain: Because This Is A Mistake.
Second in Command: You’re so dramatic
The Captain: Am not.
Second in Command: I know you, Daichi. D r a m a t i c
The Captain: I’m right, though.
Sleepy-chan: Go the fuck to sleep. We have morning practice.
Second in Command: ...
Second in Command: Who put you in charge???????
Sleepy-chan: See my username? I’m tired. Go. To. Sleep.
The Captain: Fine, fine. See you in the morning.
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The Mistake
Sunshine: Wow
Sunshine: I’m just gonna
Sunshine changed Sleepy-chan’s name to The Law
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The Mistake
The Captain: ...
The Captain: Yeah, I suppose that’s true.
The Captain: Also.
The Captain: What were you doing up so early???
Sunshine: Huh? We have practice this morning
Second in Command: Well, yeah, but isn’t this a little early?
Sunshine: You’re up just as early!
Sunshine: Besides: I have a long way to travel
Sunshine: I live up the mountain
Sunshine: I gotta bike to school
Sunshine: Speaking of!!!!!!! Gotta go! I’ll see you at practice!!!!!!
The Captain: ??????????
The Captain: Do you want me to come pick you up?????
Second in Command: I can come pick you up. I might be closer???
Second in Command: Hinata?
The Captain: @Sunshine ?