Chapter Text
Heights Alliance, 4:28 PM
“The fuck?” Bakugo closed the refrigerator, then opened it again. He blinked, then pinched himself to make sure he wasn’t dreaming.
“We’re Japanese. How do we not have fish or rice?”
“Nationality-“
“Shut up, Four Eyes.”
Bakugo glanced at the pantry once more and rolled his eyes.
“I need sriracha. Four Eyes, we’re going to the store.”
Iida raised his left hand, surprised. “Wai-“
“You’re the class rep. You’re supposed to make sure we have the shit we need.”
Aoyama gasped in the common room.
“Did Bakugo just say ‘oui’?” he asked.
Kaminari chuckled, seeming to understand the pun.
Bakugo grimaced. “Zip it, French Fry!”
Assuming he was finally allowed to talk, Iida straightened his glasses.
“I suppose you’re right about that, Bakugo.”
The angry one bolted into the common room.
Yaoyorozu and Midoriya were helping Todoroki and Uraraka with their homework.
Nerds.
Kirishima and Kaminari were looking at memes on their phones.
Ashido and Aoyama were tangoing, and the sight of that was revolting.
Everyone there paused and decided to look at Katsuki as if he were All Might.
“Stop staring! Idiots. Glasses and I are going to the store. Who’s coming with me?”
Utter silence crashed into the room like a tsunami until Kirishima broke it.
“I’ll come with ya, dudes!”
“Me too!” Kaminari said.
Everyone was speechless again, until Bakugo snapped.
I’m gonna force ‘em. Fuck it all.
“Ponytail, you’re rich, so you’re coming with us.”
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“Scar Face, you too.”
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“And Pink Cheeks, you and IcyHot are like peanut butter and jelly. You just have to go together.”
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“Raccoon Eyes, you might keep me from going crazy.”
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“And Frenchie... why not? You’re going, too.”
Ah, yes, the power of force: something that Bakugo used to his advantage.
Tenya Iida acknowledged that, so he looked at Bakugo, hoping he could make a... negotiation.
“Bakugo! As the class rep, I simply will not allow you to force our classmates to go shopping against their will!”
Bakugo shrugged his shoulders.
“No one’s complaining.”
“Yeah, this’ll be fun!” Mina exclaimed.
Uraraka nodded in agreement.
“I don’t mind,” Todoroki said quietly.
“Oui,” Aoyama said.
“Alright,” Yaoyorozu uttered.
“Midoriya,” Iida began.
Fuck, Bakugo thought.
“Would you like to come with us?”
Izuku lowered his book and his face lit up.
“Of course!”