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Unknown Number [15:26]: hey when are you available
Rune [15:28]: who tf are you
Unknown Number [15:28]: i swear i try to be civil and you pull this shit
Unknown Number [15:28]: if ur so smart why can’t you remember the psych project we were assigned together literally 3 hours ago.
Rune [15:29]: look whoever you meant to text its not me. i dont take psych and tbfh I wasn’t awake 3 hours ago.
Unknown Number [15:30]: first of all
Unknown Number [15:30]: honestly I shouldn’t be surprised of COURSE fucking LILI ANGELOU REESE did that
Unknown [15:30]: istfg she’s not just a prick she’s the whole cactus what kind of pretentious asshole introduces themselves with their middle name
Rune [15:31]: dfjdnkfmdf wait a second let me get this straight
Rune [15:31]: you were paired up on a psych project with some girl you hate and she gave you the wrong number
Rune [15:31]: and the way you decided to insult her was
Rune [15:31]: “the whole cactus”
Unknown Number [15:32]: in my defense
Rune [15:40]: ok so its understandable that you stopped texting the random wrong number but. I really need to know. do u have anything to defend yourself.
Unknown Number [15:41]: im going to be perfectly honest with you stranger in my phone. i have been staring at my phone for the past 10 minutes attempting to think of an excuse for Whatever that insult was.
Unknown Number [15:41]: conclusion: im a dumbass.
Rune [15:42]: fair
Unknown Number [15:43] well this has been oddly entertaining
Unknown Number [15:43] farewell stranger in my phone, and may we speak again ((i dont know how to communicate with human beings))
Rune [15:44] oh mood