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1. {BEING REWRITTEN} Why are Immortal Jokes Always Funny? by cough_syrrup, Phobia

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Papyrus (Undertale)/Reader
   • Sans (Underfell)/Reader
   • Papyrus (underfell)/reader
   • Sans (Underswap)/Reader
   • Papyrus (Underswap)/Reader
   • Sans (Swapfell)/Reader
   • Papyrus (Swapfell)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)
   • Papyrus (Undertale)
   • Sans (Underfell)
   • Papyrus (Underfell)
   • Sans (Underswap)
   • Papyrus (Underswap)
   • Sans (swapfell)
   • Papyrus (Swapfell)
   • Undyne (Undertale)
   • Reader Is Not Frisk (Undertale)
   • Reader Is Not Chara (Undertale)
   • Strong Female Characters
   • reader is immortal
   • ill explain later
   • Reader is Best Friends with Undyne
   • Slow Burn
   • Reverse Harem
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Eventual Smut (but not yet)
   • Tags Contain Spoilers
   • Skeletons Dont Trust You
   • Reader is bisexual
   • Of Course Thats Important to Include
   • Reader has a DUMPTRUCK ASS
   • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
   • Angst
   • Lots of Angst
   • 12 y/o me could NEVER
   • Japes!
   • Reader is a Demigod
   • NO NOT FROM PERCY JACKSON IVENEVERREADTHESERIES
   • now with beta
   • dom reader
   • Sub Reader maybe? Ill consider it
   • Ectobiology
   • but only sometimes
   • Sensitive bones

   Summary

   So, I'm rewriting this. Please read the author's note on chapter one and answer my questions!!

   You can help decide on the route I take on my next fanfiction.

    

   They never get old. (that's the joke for the title AND part of the summary, how about that?)

   ****

   "So... you're sure that you're not dead?" You didn't think it was possible for him to look angrier.

   "YES! WHY WOULDN'T I BE SURE?"

   You could tell he was insulted, and that you fucked up. Just a little.

   *cough_syrrup is my editor and beta reader <3*

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   4/?

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