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Chapter 0
infernalCavalier [IC] began trolling heavenlyOrchard [HO]
IC : Yo
IC : Wha55up duderino
IC : You got taeme for me (?
HO : 5ry ae wa5 bu5y
HO : Not that ae wa5 too bu5y for you ofco
HO : Everythaeng coolio (?
IC : 5ure thaeng
IC : Wanted to check on you
IC : Talked to Her recently (?
HO : Ju5t before you trolled me
HO : But aet’5 faene All 5he wanted was to 5ee how ae m doin And talk about my power5
IC : Coolio
IC : You gettaeng the hang of your power5 btway (?
HO : Pretty much They aren’t very flexaeble or powerful
HO : Make5 aet ea5aer to ma5ter aegue55
HO : Hbyou and your p5aeonaec5
IC : Pretty well You aren’t mad that ae haven’t told you what they are (?
HO : It’5 your secret duderino
HO : Ju5t laeke neaether of u5 a5k5 the other theaer blood color
HO : Ju5t because you know about my tran5parence p5ae5 doe5nt mean you have to tell me anythaeng you don’t want to
HO : That5 not how we roll
IC : Ae do kaend of want to tell you
IC : But ae m al5o retaecaent
HO : No pre55ure
HO : Ae ll never hurt you you know (?
IC : Ae 5u5pected &:5
HO : Now you know -}:5
IC : You know
IC : Nvrmind
IC : You got the Game duderino (?
HO : 5ure daed
HO : Ae m excaeted to play with you
HO : And the other5 2 of cour5e
IC : Of cour5e
HO : You know ae ve had a dream ye5terday
HO : We played and actually met aen per5on
HO : Whaech ae thaenk maeght be coolio
IC : Me 2
IC : But
IC : Aef ae m beaeng totally hone5t
IC : Ae m afraaed you’ll be dae5appoaented
IC : By me ae mean
HO : Ae know how you feel
HO : Aef ae m baeng hone5t 2
HO : Aet 5care5 me 2
IC : Baeng dae5appoaented by me 5care5 you (?
HO : Ae don’t thaenk you can
HO : Ae mean you being dae5appoaented by me
HO : Ju5t boraeng old me
IC : You could never bore me
IC : Ae want you to know that
HO : Thank5 -}:5
IC : &:5
HO : 5ry to cut thae5 5hort but Z’5 been tryaen to troll me for 5ome taeme
HO : Ttylater
IC : Cheerio
IC : Wanna troll 5ome more aen a few hou5 (?
HO : 5ure thaeng
HO : Cheerio
infernalCavalier [IC] ceased trolling heavenlyOrchard [HO]
tenebrousStitch [TC] started trolling heavenlyOrchard [HO]
TS : GreetingZ.
TS : I hope you are Well.
HO : GreetingZ.
HO : ExcuZe my late AnZwer.
HO : I waZ converZing with T at the Moment.
TS : I underZtand Fully.
TS : I waZ hoping to converZe to the Zubject of the upcoming Game.
TS : In Zpecific, the TeamZ.
TS : Your foreZight allowZ uZ to aZZemble our team before Q actually ZuggeZtZ the Idea.
TS : However if our deception iZ to be ZuceZZful we require one more Teammate.
TS : Do you perchance have a Zuggestion.
HO : I May.
HO : You and K would not coexist Efficiently.
HO : Therefore either C or L Remain.
HO : In the intereZt of Balance.
HO : C.
TS : I find your concluZion Adequate.
TS : I Zall recruit Her.
TS : Farewell.
HO : Farewell.
tenebrousStitch [TC] ceased trolling heavenlyOrchard [HO]
tenebrousStitch [TC] created the board [Wind-Up Cavalry]
tenebrousStitch [TC] added heavenlyOrchard [HO] to the board [Wind-Up Cavalry]
tenebrousStitch [TC] added infernalCavalier [IC] to the board [Wind-Up Cavalry]
tenebrousStitch [TC] added whisperWhitness [WW] to the board [Wind-Up Cavalry]
TS : GreetingZ.
TS : I created thiZ board for our Team.
WW : nOt thAt i am nOt haPpy to be heRe.
WW : howEver tHe purPose of thIs boArd escApes me.
HO : We aLl agrEed to plAy tHe gaMe.
HO : Q is goIng to sugGest tHe forMing of TeAms.
TS : We planned to Zubvert ThiZ.
TS : Therefore we plan to recruit You.
HO : PreciZely.
WW : aNd hOw do yOu knOw thAt?
IC : That part ae5 nebulou5 to me 2
HO : 5poaeler5
HO : -}:5
WW : so thIs is juSt abOut annoYing Q?
TS : Not only.
TS : We will alZo gain a tactical Advantage.
HO : There5 al5o a mental part
HO : A5 5oon a5 Q 5ugge5t5 aet we waell already have joaened Aet waell draeve haem crazy
HO : The other team waell feel laeke a 5econd choaece Whaech waell make them le55 laekly to work together and gaeve u5 a mental head 5tart.
HO : But mostly aet s to annoy Q
HO : -}:5
WW : i muSt sAy, i admIre tHe underhaNdedness.
WW : therEfore i accEpt.
WW : shoUld we disCuss straTegy nOw?
IC : Ju5t after ae 5ay thae5
IC : The name of the board aes coolio Z
TS : I believed you would like It.
TS : I muZt diZZapoint you C.
TS : AZ we are unaware of the game’Z inner WorkingZ.
TS : We cannot create a complex Ztrategical Approach.
TS : If everything iZ Clear.
TS : I Zhall retire for Now?
IC : Everythaeng’5 cubic Z
HO : Aet s coolio duderino
WW : CryStal.
TS : Very Well.
TS : Farewell.
HO : Cheerio
IC : Cheerio
WW : cheErio.
tenebrousStitch [TS] is an idle troll
whisperWitness [WW]is an idle troll
infernalCavalier [IC] is an idle troll
heavenlyOrchard [HO] is an idle troll
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stormArisen [SA] created the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added heavenlyOrchard [HO] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added thornPrincess [TP] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added cauldronInitiate [CI] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added tenebrousStitch [TS] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added whisperWitness [WW] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added goldenAscendent [GA] to the board [ViciousVictory]
stormArisen [SA] added infernalCavalier [IC] to the board [ViciousVictory]
SA : LIsten UP + DO NOt INterrupt!
SA : I HAve A PRoposition TO MAke THe GAme BEtter!
HO : I AGree WIth YOur IDea + HAve Already ASsembled OUr TEam!
HO : WInd-UP CAvalry ASsemble + ARise!
TS : PreZent.
IC : Ready to raede 2
WW : lEt tHe fUn beGin.
HO : 5ee you around -}:5
heavenlyOrchard [HO] is an idle troll
infernalCavalier [IC] is an idle troll
tenebrousStitch [TS] is an idle troll
whisperWitness [WW] is an idle troll
SA : FUck YOu TOo!
CI : would IT BE possible for U -> eXplain??
GA : 1 migh1 wonder wha1 happened as wehl [?]
TP : WhaYt did you do [@Q] #explaYin
SA : I PRopose TO MAke TWo TEams OF FOur + COmpete!
GA : 1 migh1 wonder if 1he o1her 1eam is perhaps ahead [?]
TP : Of course [@K] #you think [?]
CI : i suppose W will have -> win IN the game itself..
CI : IT should = our current standing..
GA : 1ha1 seems correc1 [.]
SA : WE ARe GOing TO SMash THem + LAugh AT THem!
CI : WE should select a leader -> direct the team..
CI : although the choice = clear..
SA : I WIll LEad + COnquer!
TP : I graYcefully aYccept [@L] #lead!!
GA : 1 is 1he only logical choice to lead [.]
CI : ME = leader!!
CI : well this = awkward..
GA : 1 believes 1ha1 we can’1 all lead [.]
TP : "one" haYs just quit the raYce [@K] #think more
GA : 1 did no such 1hing [!]
SA : YEs YOu DId + CAn NOt TAke IT BAck!
CI : i AM sorry -> say K,, but they = right..
GA : 1 has made a mis1ake [.]
TP : WhaYt maYkes you think thaYt you’re better thaYn me [@L/Q] #think fast
CI : i AM not..
CI : i did not say such..
TP : ThaYt’s a dropout [@L] #slay
CI : MY words = mistake!!
GA : 1 gives his condolences [.]
SA : SO IT IS DEcided + I WIll LEad!
TP : WhaYt about me [@Q] #wtf
SA : YOu ARe OUt!
TP : Why? [@Q]
SA : BEcause I SAid SO!
HO : You know that thae5 ae5 a publaec board right
HO : You’re embara55aeng your5elves duderinos
SA : FUck OFf + DIe!
IC : Thae5 ae5 haelaraeou5
infernalCavalier [IC] is an idle troll
heavenlyOrchard [HO] is an idle troll
SA : YOu KNow WHat!
SA : I AM LEader + THat IS THat!
stormArisen [SA] is an idle troll
cauldronInitiate [CI] is an idle troll
goldenAscendent [GA] is an idle troll
thornPrincess [TP] is an idle troll
heavenlyOrchard [HO] started trolling infernalCavalier [IC]
HO : Hey duderino
HO : Ae have 5omethaeng to a5k
IC : What’5 the 5itch (?
HO : That wa5 fa5t
IC : Ae dae5laeke making you wait
IC : What’5 the problem (?
IC : Ae want to help
HO : The thaeng ae5
HO : Ae look a baet unu5ual
HO : And ae m not really ready to 5how my5elf
HO : To anyone but you ae mean
HO : 5o could you be my 5erver player (?
IC : 5ure duderino
IC : &:5
IC : You don’t have to worry
IC : Ae ll take care of eveything
HO : Thank5
HO : Ae mean aet
HO : You’re coolio
HO : -}:5
HO : Cheerio
IC : Waaet before you go
HO : 5till here
IC : Ae wanted to tell you 5omethaeng
IC : About my p5aeonaec5
IC : Ae can 5en5e emotaens
IC : And strengthen/weaken them
HO : Okay
HO : 5eem5 cool
IC : You don’t thaenk
IC : Nevermaend
HO : T what ae 5 it (?
IC : Ae wa5 affraaed
IC : 5taell am
IC : That you’d thaenk ae manaepulated you
HO : Ae don’t
HO : Ae don’t thaenk you’d ever hurt me
HO : Ae wouldn’t ever eaether
HO : Hurt you ae mean
HO : Ae doubt ae even could
HO : Ae don’t wanna try eaether
IC : 5
IC : You just laefted a weaegt off my back
IC : Thank5 duderino
HO : You’re welcome -}:5
IC : And you’re raeght
IC : Ae ll never hurt you
IC : Ae
IC : Ae m not 5ure how to 5ay aet
HO : Ju5t tell me
IC : Ae can’t waaet to meet
HO : Me eeather
IC : C you
IC : Cheerio
HO : Cheerio
infernalCavalier [IC] ceased trolling heavenlyOrchard [HO]
cauldronInitiate [CI] started trolling goldenAscendent [GA]
CI : heyo..
CI : i have a proposition -> you..
GA : 1 wonders wha1 it migh1 be [?]
I : perhaps IT was a bad choice OF word??
CI : i wished for US -> share a task..
CI : our combined eXpertise = needed..
GA : 1 1hinks such a 1ask mus1 be grand indeed [.]
GA : our combined powers are vas1 [!]
CI : indeed they = great..
CI : the task = great AS well!!
CI : the leadership OF Q,, while undoubtedly enthusiastic, might lead -> bad decisions..
CI : MY proposal = that we supervise his decisions together..
GA : 1 believes 1ha1 1o be a wise course of ac1ion [.]
GA : 1 doesn’1 1rus1 Q or S 1o handle it [.]
CI : they each have -> own strength,, OF course..
CI : yet i believe this = be necessary..
CI : together WE can make sure nothing goes out OF hand..
GA : 1 agrees [..]
CI : wonderful..
CI : C you 1hen!!
GA : 1 says cheerio [!]
auldronInitiate [CI] ceased trolling goldenAscendent [GA]