Chapter Text
Jaune: *throws a ball into the trees*
Blake: *runs after the ball on all fours, nearly running into Ruby*
Blake: *pauses, eyes wide with shock*
Blake: *tackles Ruby*
Blake: You can't tell ANYONE what you saw here!
Ruby: *looks at her for a moment*
Blake: Well?..
Ruby: I don't know, this is my first time blackmailing someone.
Blake: *glares at Ruby*
Ruby: Oh, I know!
Blake: *questioningly look*
Ruby: Let me kiss Jaune.
Blake: What?
Ruby: I know he's your boyfriend and all... it's just... okay, he was the first guy to talk to me... and... and... he's always there for me... and... I couldn't have done any of this without him... and... and...
Blake: *touches Ruby's forehead with her own*
Blake: You just want to kiss him?..
Ruby: *nods her head*
Ruby: Okay... I might... want... to do...
Ruby: *blushes*
Blake: But you only get to kiss him.
Ruby: *squeeks*
Ruby: *nods*
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Jaune: *looking at the trees, wondering why Blake hasn't come back yet*
Ball: *flies out of the trees, which Jaune catches*
Rose Petals: *fly out of the trees to tackle Jaune*
Jaune: *falls back, with Ruby on top of him*
Ruby: *smiles while looking him in the eyes for a moment*
Ruby: *kisses him on the lips*
Ruby: *stands up off of Jaune*
Jaune: *stunned, staring at the sky*
Blake: *appears over Jaune*
Jaune: I can explain, I mean... okay, I really don't know what happened.
Blake: *leans down to kiss him on the lips*
Blake: She was blackmailing me.
Jaune: For?..
Blake: *touches her forehead to Jaune's*
Blake: *looks him in his eyes and grabs the ball from his hands*
Jaune: Oooh. So, now what?
Blake: *stands up, looking at Ruby*
Ruby: *looks questioningly at Blake*
Jaune: *grabs Ruby's ankle, pulling her to the ground*
Jaune: *rolls on top of her*
Jaune: Ha! Now you're trapped!
Ruby: This kind of... I don't know... doesn't seem like part of blackmail.
Jaune: You got your kiss, now it's my turn.
Blake: *squats next to them*
Blake: That makes it sound like you are going to kiss her.
Jaune: *looks questioningly at Blake*
Ruby (sarcastically): Oh, no, Jaune! You can't!..
Yang: *appears beside them*
Yang: So?.. what's going on here?..
Jaune: Er... blackmail?..
Yang: *eyes and hair glowing*
Yang: Care to explain?
Blake: Technically, Ruby is blackmailing me.
Yang: *eyes and hair stop glowing*
Yang: Uh-huh? K?
Ruby: I blackmailed Blake to let me kiss Jaune.
Yang: So, this is the kiss? Why is Jaune on top? Didn't think he had it in him.
Blake: They already had their kiss.
Yang: . . .
Yang: So?..
Jaune: I saw an opening, and took it.
Yang (quietly): Didn't think you had it in you...
Yang: So, now what?
Jaune and Ruby: *gaze into each other's eyes*
Blake: *puts her hand on the back of Jaune's head, pushing him down*
Jaune and Ruby: *kiss each other*
Jaune: *stands up*
Jaune: *offers his hand to Ruby*
Ruby: *takes his hand*
Jaune: *picks Ruby up into his arms and kisses her on the forehead*
Ruby: *gazes lovingly into Jaune's eyes*
Jaune: *looks questioningly at Blake*
Yang: Oh, this is good.
Weiss: *approaches*
Weiss: What is happening?
Yang: That is a very good question.
Blake: *sighs*
Blake: Do we really need an audience?
Nora: Ooh! Ooh!
Nora: *runs up*
Nora: What's going on?!
Ren: *quietly appears beside Nora*
Jaune: I'm pretty sure... blackmail is supposed to be secret...
Yang: Next time try less shouting.
Jaune: So, what do we do, now?
Ruby: *gazes adoringly up at Jaune*
Yang: Little sis seems to have it bad.
Jaune: Have what, bad?
Yang: Jaunitis.
Jaune: Jaune-what?
Weiss: *sighs*
Weiss: *breathes deep*
Weiss: I cannot believe how casual we are being with the serious relationship...
Blake: Oh, we're serious.
Ruby: I loved Jaune before Blake did!
Ruby: I mean... Maybe it's best if you put me down.
Jaune: *puts Ruby down*
Ruby: *hides behind Jaune*
Jaune: Wait, how are we serious?
Blake: *breathes deep*
Blake: It's clear... how much... she cares for you...
Jaune: But... we're...
Blake: Yes.
RW_Y + JNR: . . .
Yang: So... maybe... we should let the lovebirds talk this over...
Weiss: Lovebirds?
Yang: *puts her arm on Weiss' shoulder*
Yang: Your parents never talk to you about the birds and the bees?
Weiss: The what?
Yang: *wicked smile*
Yang: Why don't we talk this over?
Nora: And what do we do?..
Ren: *grabs Nora's hand*