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“How’s it? I'm the king man!” Nott rubbed his nose.
“Well I do know one king who is gonna kill me when he finds out about this” pun mumbled
“What did you say?” Nott looked at him
“Oh, just how badly I wanna kill you right now” pun smiled sweetly
“That looks scary stop that” Om pointed at pun
“What if I don’t” pun was really done with them now “and you because of you I'm going to die now, so you better be prepared to have a funeral, I'm going to kill you before I die” pun said still smiling sweetly.
“Okay, Okay I'm sorry, but please understand, I can’t go anywhere else. You’ll have to pay less for this place if you share too” Nott was on his knees and hugging pun’s waist.
“Okay, stop” pun said getting out of Nott’s hold “but you all have to help me move here to sleep” he continued while looking around
“Okay, let’s go”
“Hold on, something is fishy here” arm stopped them
After Nott convinced arm to not tell porpla, (‘I swear, does he always hug people when he wants them to do something for him?’) they helped pun move in and Arm and Om left for Arm’s room.
“Okay I’ll shower first then” Nott got up and took his towel.
“Hm” pun said while opening his line app.
He quickly went to message king.
Imking: did you get a room yet?
Imking: message me when you are free
Punnz: sorry, I was busy moving in
Imking: alright I'm assuming that you did get a room
Punnz: yes I did! Tell p’ to stop worrying about me, okay?
Imking: oh she is never gonna stop worrying about you
Punnz: 5 MINUTES
Imking: still the youngest
Punnz: stop just stop
Imking: so have you met your neighbors yet? Are you sharing the room with someone?
Punnz: yes I think I met all the neighbors, and yes to the sharing the room part too
Imking: sooo, do you liking them?
Punnz: they’re….umm…interesting
Punnz: honestly I think there’s only one person who is normal here…the others…not so much
Imking: get used to it, you're gonna be living there for a long time
Punnz: ugh just get back to your boyfriend.
Imking: aww you know me so well
Punnz: ya, ya whatever
Imking: but really take care of yourself, and if you need anything just tell me, okay?
Punnz: okay take care king
Pun sighed and off-ed his phone, he is never gonna tell king about the whole fake dating situation.
If king knew then he would kill Nott and then him.
Pun was honestly okay with king killing Nott but he really didn’t want to die yet.
King and their phee had helped him run away, but they still didn’t think he could take care of himself.
But he would show them that he could, so another reason why they didn’t need to know about Nott.
God…when did his life become so complicated?
He jumped, startled because of something falling in the washroom.
“I’m fine!”
Oh, now he remembered… it was because of this idiot.