Work Text:
meme was wanky, meme was bad
meme made lots of nonnies mad
"misha's an angel" was what some said
but that made other nonnies see red
"his charity sucks, they're doin it rong
especially taking themselves along"
then the wank grew wings
and turned to more things
bad language and cussing
and earnest fussing
over the old argument of tone
and not leaving people alone
and privacy and outing
and there was quite a lot of shouting.
meme was wanky, meme was bad
meme made lots of nonnies sad
until the otters arrived from on high
in their spaceship from the sky
"be happy and love each other, be kind"
they said, relentlessly cheerful and of high mind
"or at least be nice as much as you can
or we'll have to call you a mean old stan
and make the centaur stomp on you
or make a killer unicorn pierce you through
with his very evil horn
until you in twain are torn."
so dear memers, please beware
be careful and please don't dare
to piss off our otter overlords
for although they do not carry swords
they can beat us up in rhyme
ceiling otters'r watching us -- all the time!